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pocohantas:
She lied, why did she lie?
Was she planning to download hymen from Playstore?

Next time, she should say the truth.

For a change, let's forget what men think or say. You as a babe, are you satisfied with having several sexual partners? If you're satisfied, then fu<ck what they think and keep fu<king. The thing no get meter sef, na you go use your hand set the mileage

....but if you're overly bothered about what they think,then the answer you seek lies within you.

Not every man likes virgins though.

Infact babe I love you for this. You are a virgin or not, makes no difference. Just don't f...ing lie to me, that's my own.

Though I would prefer a virgin as a wife, who no want tear rubber? But marrying a virgin wife has its own short comings and headaches.

In all things, all I need is just peace of mind in my marriage.

This one weak me sha! My sense of patriotism, no matter how small and battered it is wanted to shout these murrafukas down, but it's sad that almost everything written on that blog is true.

Our leaders have so raped our dignity and minds, that criminality now seems to be legality in this country. We have been so mentally decimated in this country with poverty by our leaders that we have lost all sense of morals.
Our leaders make the vast population poor so that we will have to beg for the little crumbs that they handout to us during election season to keep them in power. We can't fight back, because they have divided us with tribalism.
May the Lord save us all.

Is this story still on? Hell kill this rubbish already.

Capableben:
hahahahaha, you can handle it man.

Thanks for the vote of confidence man, I appreciate. Just that this marriage stuff is really scary. I won't really miss the playboy life, it's just that I'm really scared and I'm happily looking forward to it.




Did I make any sense?

The man brought this upon himself, a simple divorce would have saved the day. Now the dude is dead and the wife is free to pick up one smallie or the other to shine her congo. I don't support wife battary but before woman go do this to me I go wipe out her entire family and make her watch before killing her myself. What nonsense. Whoever this jhoy is you killed the guy, and he also has a hand in his death.



"That is if this story is even true."

vivalavida:
Hahahahahahaha

This is good news mehn

You don start, I go just change my mind na na, you know as my own dey bi.

kinibigdeal:
You can only find a good partner in deeper life

Guy you are kidding right? Don't let the ankle long skirt wearing, black thread hairdo, ear covering headscarf deceive you. Some of the most promiscuous and talented bedmatic/bedroom dynamics girls I've ever known attend deeper life. I have dated some of them, I know.

ifeanyimartins:
only to you and the likes of you

Dude, calm down nah, shuuu! Are you planning to get married without a steady source of income? That's an invitation to strong poverty, as in very, very strong poverty.

Capableben:
Choosing a life partner:

There are no laid down rules, formulae or principles for choosing a perfect life partner anywhere. Most times the choices are influenced by the peoples background, taste and religion.

Today i bring you some points that will go a long way in helping you choose a life partner, these may not work for everybody but will surely work for most people.

1. Values Compatibility:
Every normal human should have a set of values to lead his life everyday, there are things, activities or lifestyle that you value. Before you choose a life partner, you should be sure your values don't contrast but are compatible.

2. Steady source of income:
Marriage isn't for boys/girls; it is strictly for men/women that have a sense of responsibility. You don't wanna get married and have your parents still feeding you, hence, there should be a steady source of income first before taking a life partner.

3. Social Compatibility:
I keep telling my friends that my future wife will be my best friend as soon as we get married. She will be beside me anywhere i go and asides being my confidant, she will be my gossip mate. All these can only be possible if you two are socially compatible.
Imagine telling your partner that Donald Trump, the President of America has
shut his boarders against foreigners and she/he be like, "Has George Bush been changed?”. Social compatibility matters alot.

4.Spiritual compatibility:
Take a partner that will complement your spiritual life and not one that will undermine your efforts of spiritual growth.

5. Physical Compatibility:
How do you like your partner? Hourglass shape? Masculine with abs? Tall or short? Huge or petit? Go for what you want, because to each, his own. Don't make a choice today and say " this isn't what i bargained for” tomorrow. Physical compatibility matters.

6. Don't Limit Your possible Choices:
Some people for one silly reason or the other have sworn that that they can never marry outside their tribe, country or race. Thing is we are all human and some of us have our destinies tied outside our tribes,countries and races.
Do away with the eyes of a tribalist or racist when choosing a partner, love is the ultimate and paramount reason.

Noteworthy is also the fact that people nowadays choose partners based on the size of their pockets. This is utterly an act of blindness because love is irreplaceable no matter the opulence.

Source:
http://ogabenji..com.ng/2017/05/choosing-life-partner.html?m=1#more

At that point in my life right now, I have this amazingly brilliant sweet angel I'm planning on proposing to next month(vivalavida if you leak this secret I will personally shoot you bro. ) We have practically everything in common, it's just that I am not the religious type and she is a devote Catholic (the strong one). That spiritual compatibility part gives me the chills man.

jejemanito:
How on earth will the person that created this meme make heaven?

Dude your a genius

Destinyy22:
Thanks so much senior colleague. I really have to work on my emotions. I appreciate everything Sir.

You are welcome, always remember that we are not as emotional as others. Control and embrace it, you'll go very far. Who emotions epp? See you at the top.



BTW, what did we agree on with the sir thingy?

Well, nice points raised here.

Well, I have carefully read through this thread and some of the contributors know what they are saying and others? Not so much.

Let me give this piece of advice, people of our IQ level most times(if not always) have low EQ levels(Google EQ and take an EQ test, you will understand better what I'm talking about). We find it difficult sometimes to process all the emotions that comes from the feelings people call "love". That's why, we sometimes find it hard to start a relationship, and anyone that comes our way we hold on to it tightly because we have already calculated the end point before we even start, so we put off every other associations with the opposite sex and concentrate on other things. So when our plans start to disintegrate before our eyes we become hysterical, because of the work involved in investing in a new relationship, which frankly we truly don't need, we have a reliable partnership with our brains. You know I'm saying the truth, think it through, is he really worth the effort?
Girl, focus on your lecturing career, emotions are not really our strong points. Whenever a good relationship comes up again, grab it, but don't invest yourself in it.


Speaking from experience.

LordIsaac:
U see....dignified face empty skull. I have always maintained that the degree of shallowness of these fellows is directly proportional to the amount of cosmestics on their face.

And you has to bring a mathematical twist to it.

It was totally excruciatingly painful watching that video, all beauty and no brain.
Chai!! Ashamed dey catching me on her behind sorry behalf.



Abeg who get that Mugabe meme, where he said something like "when a woman is beautiful with nothing upstairs, the private part suffers for it". This is a perfect example of that.

Sealeddeal:
Some failed people from a particular region will blame Malaysia for making this guy rich.

You can say that again.

KKKWHITE:
What about the women that lack respect , manners and the cheating ones

Dude there are various ways to deal with a woman than beating her. By common sense alone you can decipher your woman's weakness and psychologically use it against her, you won't have to raise a finger.
Case in point, I dated a girl some years back, this girls mouth can be only be compared to anything worse than a septic tank. It was that bad.
What did I do? Whenever she starts her episode and insults the living daylight out of me, I simply keep quiet and act as if she's talking to a rock. She'll rant and nag for about 30 minutes give or take. Whenever she's quiet I only ask her one question, "Are you through?" That does the magic, she'll cry for a few hours and end up begging for my forgiveness.
Women are fragile psychologically, exploit that.

Is that thing even a woman?

Pidgin2:
I'm not surprised, this is the propaganda that the West has used for decades to give Nigeria and indeed Africa a horrible image. In their media stations you will see hungry black sick children with flies following them, they never project anything good about us such that those whites who have never left their land will think we live in a jungle here

When someone is good he is a westerner but when same person is bad they will trace his origin. I pity all those Nigerians in diaspora, you will always be traced back to your origin if you commit any little crime.

Your host think nothing of you, a relative came back home with a mosquito repellant labeled "Jungle protection mosquito repellant"

you've got a point there this reminds me of an uncle who brought his kids to Nigeria for the first time some years ago. His last boy actually believed that I owned a lion as in me own a freaking lion. I am soo much of a city kid that I can't even kill a rat.
Those guys think we are seriously starving over here.

It's a huge pity that a government that had the opportunity to prepare for an eventuality like this one, putting into account the terrible experience we had last year. Meaning that this government did do anything to forestall a reoccurance of last years near famine experience. The minister for Agriculture should be sacked and arrested for not even knowing his duties in the first place.


This government is a failure on all counts and on all sides. For those that will talk trash here that the government didn't cause the pest infestation you people should run to your paymasters and ask them to be proactive and act for once as if they really wanted this power to help the masses. Let me ask you APC morons a question is this pest infestation a result of the fall in crude oil prices in the international markets? RUBBISH!!!

Destinyy22:
Is it possible to find a guy who is faithful, love you for who you are and ready to let go of every other lady just to be with you ? Still searching for that guy.

Yeah, they are everywhere, but the ladies of today prefers the bad boy. So we all get the message and evolve with the time.

Yvonne, my one and only celebrity crush that is really crushing me. Chai!!! who get her number/contact anything that I can reach her with?

Abeg make una no too vex for me ooo, na night school I go. WTH is "mutual masturbation"? I'm lost here.

babyfaceafrica:
my friend go an sit down, there is a reason why we were taught summary in school.

did Albert Einstein, Georges Lemaitre, Thomas Eddison, Newton, Leonardo Davinci, Hobble, Oppenheima etc get their achievements through summary? OK talk of Mandela, Rothschilds, Bill Gates, even Mark Zuckerberg did they achieve what they achieved through summary?
Dude laziness is laziness, get up read a book and do something, I know the next thing you would do is to insult me over my advice to you,but think about what I said before you start throwing tantrums. Cultivate a reading habit, it is for your benefit.

wellmax:
Thank you lazy bottom, now go back and read the article. Common sense should tell you no one will waste time writing that much when he can get the answer from Google. Lazy generation

it really pains me to see the level of laziness in this generation, we are truly in trouble.

This is it. This is the best article I've ever read on Nairaland. My heart weeps profusely whenever I go through Nairaland, Facebook, Twitter etc and see the level of hate being expressed by young people calling ourselves Afonjas and Igbos, while the ruling class destroys our collective futures. They simply apply the age old but effective principles of divide and rule to there own benefit, thereby making us put dullards and brain dead individuals who can't even tie up their own shoes as our leaders.
Nigeria votes along ethnic and religious lines never for competence or ability to actually lead(the demography of the last election speaks volumes).
God save us from ourselves.

vivalavida:
Nwaoma di ka gi?

No mind the nikka.

OP, I must say you an encyclopedia of malpractice and deserve a field marshal awards in the arts of exams malpractice.

Chai, I was so lily livered that when someone actually does expo near me in the exam hall I will literally shit myself

Well now, whenever I'm invigilating and exam my students literally shit themselves as I did in my days, because I know most of their tricks and use it against them. So it's sweet now being on the other side.

May 29th is around the corner. Do these guys think we are all clueless?

Humanity is almost lost, we have turned into savage animals. Nne sorry take enough painkillers though, stealing from you shows you'll remain bigger than they will ever be.

BTW also thank your stars that they weren't ritual killers.

kelvinrhs:
From the family of HIS EXCELLENCY MUMAMODU BUHARI, WE HEREBy donate a 100 naira as sponsorship for your transport. GOODLUCK!!!

Anyway, bring am money na money, una stingy for that buhari family sha. But make una no blow whistle after una give me the money, na 100naira ooo.

Abeg make una contribute transport give me make I go toast this my crush