₦airaland Forum

AMEEEEEN!!!
PDP remains the only political party in Nigeria with an ideology which is being "Democratic" and "Equity" there is actually nothing, absolutely nothing progressive about apc.
True PDP has it's shortcomings, but like Markarfi said they have learnt from the mistakes of the past.

Vision4God:
Get d secretary's approval and answer d question......

For being a movie buff like me, I have secured the secretaries approval to confirm that I am an ASUU member.

Vision4God:
I believe u are an ASUU member.

I can neither confirm nor deny details of the answer to this above statement.

bashydemy:
WHy put the blame on this Govt? Is it this Govt that reach agreement with them? The agreement was reached in 2009 and uptil 2015 GEJ could not fulfil the agreement despite high rise in crude oil instead they keep looting in billion..

Most times, I just wonder, whether you guys are in this planet or you know the truth and just choose to be economical with it.
Was it under GEJ the the budgetary allocation to education reduced to less than a peanut? Was it under GEJ, that all federal university started getting monthly shortfalls in salaries while the rest of the MDAs experience drastical increase in their yearly budgets all in the period of crude oil price fall? For heavens sake, just be truthful for once, this government sees education as a burden not a necessity.

Its about time. This government is the worst in the history of education in this country. Since 2015, the educational sector receives the lowest allocation in the yearly budget. There are no funds for research and our best brains keeping leaving the country in droves.

This was an agreement reached by both the FG and ASUU, why the FG chose to renegade on their part of the agreement leaves a lot to be desired.

It is unfortunate that if you don't shutdown the system and agitate violently the leaders of this country won't listen to your plight.

Buffalo2:
Strength of materials

WHAT!!! That course was my best course in school that year.
Well, another man's food... .... .

ECONOMICS!!! I so hated this subject in secondary school, when my dad forced me to write it, I just went into the exam hall, wrote my name on the answer booklet and walked out of the exam. Who even invented that subject?

rosy16:
Please, I need advice on what to do, I have known my boyfriend for 10months now, and we love each other, but his ex keeps on disturbing him and this makes me jealous.

So I decided to open a new facebook account with a different identity, I asked my boyfriend out to see if he will fall for it but he was sincere enough, I then decided to insult his ex through the new facebook account, but my boyfriend later found out I was the one who did all those things and now he said he doesn't want the relationship again that I have hurt him by tempting him and insulting his ex.

I have apologized to him but he is still adamant, am confused cos I love him with all my heart. Please what do I do?

Babe, calm down. First of all, forgive me for saying this, but you acted a little bit childish. But I personally love it when a lady acts all jealous for me, it looks sexy. Like my fiancee asking me to change my lecturing job. Lord knows I laughed my azz off, though she didn't say it, but I know it's cos she is scared of all the female students I come in contact with everyday.
To be honest, your bf is a kid in all sense of the word kid, why on earth would a man keep contact with his ex, why did he or she leave in the first place? The answer is simple, he is fu*king both of you.
My advice leave him till he grows a pair, cos it's clear he's confused, you deserve better.

bakila:
You had 5 likes for this post, that is 20 or ten or twice the number of those who died today. Whichever number you choose is backed by media report that the BAD PUSH that should not be envied was responsible.

Now this is interesting, you had to go dig up a post I made in November, 2016. Dude it's official, you need to go get a life for f*cksake.
A terrible incident happened today in which a number of innocent people where murdered in cold blood by a group of psychos while they went to go worship their God and this what you could come up with? WTF, is wrong with you? I meant what I said, and I will say it again and again. An Italian proverb goes " a thief without opportunity considers himself an honest man". Stop sounding all so sanctimonious and face your hustle.


BTW, didn't you see the quality road he is constructing in his home town? If we had a sensible government, would individuals be constructing their roads with their personal cash? Go to the east and see how the government abandoned us all these years, that's the reason for all these clamour for Biafra. If I construct my road, provide my water supply, generate my electricity, go to a private hospital for quality treatment, then, why do I need you as a government? The northerners have total and absolute control over all the federal MDAs and over 80% of all the Oil Wells in this country, the yorubas practically own all the employment opportunities in the oil industry, the only thing left for the igboman to do is business and the same northerners use westerners to make life difficult for him as a businessman, by putting up outrageous taxes and hurdles in his way, but he still pushs forward. Why won't the Igbo youths venture into whatever will keep food on his table when the likes of you have blocked every single path to success he takes he then creates his own path.
Guy I swear, mention me inappropriately again, and I will so descend on you, no holds bared, you will think the apocalypse just singled you out. What arrant rubbish.

The problem is this, there are a lot of immature minds out there indulging in what they don't have the slightest idea how to do. Like the op said "how can a woman enjoy a finger and not enjoy the dick?"
To me, sex is an art. A woman has so may erogenous spots on her body, just hit all the right spots and she will announce to the world that you are a god. Believe me, I know.
There is more to sex than just pumping away, why the hell should you be pumping for 30mins to 45mins nonstop, when she can get to the clouds and back more than 3 times in less than 15mins.
Ladies and gentlemen, stop all these whining about size and improve your bedmatic skills, that's all.

HannahHitler:
So recently, I went to visit a special someone. Told her I needed to eat so she just gave me her atm card and was like "go and eat, then withdraw your transport fare"

Lol. Mehn it was a battle. I thought and thought and finally my good side won. I guess I didn't want to abuse the trust so I just withdrew something really small. Although I regret everyday till now but well...


What is your opinion? Can you just let your girlfriend or boyfriend have your ATM card and not faint?

Me I cant o. I will withdraw the money and give you jeje. I cannot shout.

over to you.

Why not? Since my main account doesn't have an atm card, so whatever change that's in any of my other bank accounts make her destroy her chances with me by showing her level of greed.

I think my fiancee and I should revisit this "no sex before marriage" clause.

cooldood:
How do you even reason for goodness sakes.are you sure you're normal.how will your brain ever reason that messi nearly kill his career.you need brain surgery.

I will take this as a compliment come from an idiotic moronic waste of spermatozoa that mistakenly slipped out of a condom to fertilise a rotten egg of in an Overy that brought out a misfortune like you. I am entitled to my opinion, and since Barca fans like you are so pained by this transfer, you prefer to reason like near empty skulls cos clearly your brain is the size of a peanut. Rubbish.


PS, never mention me again, for I swear I go change am for you.

I watched some videos of neymar while he was still playing in Brazilian league. That guy is just too good, Messi almost kill that kid's career.


As a hardcore Real Madrid fan, I can now support this wonder kid fully. Now he can comfortably shine and win a ballon d'or.

There was a time when soldiers were totally respected. Anybody on that uniform was seen as a demigod, the military had dignity. Now the NA has been demystified in the sight of civilians, it's just the guns they carry that makes people fear them for no more respect for that highly revered uniform. It's a pity.

Ogbuagu! I so much respect this man.

Ok, I just hope that this your pilgrimage will help get us out of the mess APC has put us into.






The little girl is like, what is this mama doing?

generationz:
I know about the ego thing
What if two or three women around him know this same thing who will he then choose?

What if after massaging him balls and ego he still decides in his warped up, ego driven, self absorbed mind, that he wants another wife or a third or fourth. It is then he realizes he is an African man or a devoted muslim

I see complaints on Nairaland of men with narcissistic and terrible wives yet these men still stay faithful why? What makes them different from majority of their male folks don't they have egos Tobe massaged to?

I hear you sis, I hear you. I know Muslims who are married to just one wife and they are very happy. I have a friend who has been married for 18 years without an issue, the wife had to bring her family members to beg the man to marry a second wife or have a kid outside(because the reason for the problem is from her) but he refused. A good woman is like a drug, you can't get enough of her, yes once in a while as a man you would definitely want to test the waters, but you would always find yourself running back home. Why? Cos there is no place like it.

Humans have the moronic belief that there is always something better across the other side, and we most likely come back disappointed.

For the men who stay faithful to terrible women, dig deep, it's rooted in low self-esteem.

generationz:
Naa a man that doesn't want to be kept wouldn't even if you give him a mixture of Virgin Mary and Beyonce


It's the same for women, a lady that would cheat would no matter how much love you shower on them

I don't much about a woman's psyche, but as a man. If a woman respects her man and treats him like a king, because truth be told all men including yours truly have a huge ego, feed that ego make him feel important. Believe me even if he just wanted to chop and run, he'll be hooked after playing around and finding out what he's got in you.
The truth about men is once or if a man cheats, he will most definitely come back home because he knows what he has in you, but once a woman cheats, it's over. Just forget about it. My observations though.

StrawberryGloss:
If drake could breakup with all them endowments ,
it means it takes more than curves to keep a man

Exactly, it's a pity most girls don't think in this direction. Character matters a lot in keeping a man, or its unto the next one.

Sylverly:
I just realized that I feel this nervousness in me whenever the thought of getting married someday sets in. Having read through different stories about couples:both the happily married and those facing one or two challenges (knowing fully well that these people were once happy and believed that they were mean't for each other). Please I'm still at my early 20's. Will such feeling be outgrown someday

Well, OP. I'm in my early thirties as in 32 and I'm in a very committed relationship with a wonderful young lady(introduction already fixed for this December). But I still shudder at the thought of getting married. It literally scares the poop out of me.

cashmyles:
No be only 11, na 1000!!!!

Don't be fooled

A simple use of Google will help. This man Otunba Balogun, is a trailblazer. I'm not talking about the Ooni.

metronaija2:
The Ooni of Ife, His Imperial Majesty Alayeluwa Ooni Adeyeye Enitan Babatunde Ogunwusi Ojaja II paid a courtesy visit to Olori Omo-Oba, Otunba Olasubomi Balogun, Founder of FCMB at his residence. See photos below

http://www.metronaija.com/2017/07/photos-ooni-of-ife-visits-founder-of.html

Money good sha! I watched a video on YouTube sometime ago that this man owns 11 Rolls Royce cars. As in truely, when money talks BS keeps quiet. All I can say is "Oluwa bless my hustle".

I believe the bible answers this question.

Proverbs 30:7-9King James Version (KJV)

7 Two things have I required of thee; deny me them not before I die:

8 Remove far from me vanity and lies: give me neither poverty nor riches; feed me with food convenient for me:

9 Lest I be full, and deny thee, and say, Who is the Lord? or lest I be poor, and steal, and take the name of my God in vain.

vivalavida:
Lol

U no we move with crowds

SMH, it's official, I'm in trouble

PDPGuy:
If I were you, I would insist on what my budget can afford.

I totally agree with you on that, but when you come from a family of politicians past and present, and you happen to be the only son of your parents. You definitely don't have a choice in the matter.

PDPGuy:
Weddings are special occasions in which two
adults in love are joined together to become husband and wife (or wife and wife ). It's also an avenue for family and friends of the couple to celebrate the new union.

Therefore, would you prefer to have a small guest list (i.e. 50 or less), moderate list (greater than 50, less than 100), or a large guest list (over 100 guests)?

Anytime I remember this aspect of the wedding, I instantly get a migraine. I would love a registry wedding with a most 8 guests, but my family would have me murdered if I try any such thing, so mine is already a hugely large wedding by default.

Even vivalavida alone is already 50people put in one, cos my wedding party starts like 2 weeks before the actual wedding for him.

vizkiz:
Game of thrones is overhyped?

If you have seen the novel you wouldn't have come to that lame conclusion. Even Seun is an addict.

Well... unintelligent people find amusing things boring.


I...vizkiz
First of my name
Lord of my house, have just three movies I keep watching over and over again. Which are;
Game of thrones
Supernatural
24

The rest can go fück themselves.

Guy you just mentioned my best movies ever, I owe a bottle of chilled stout.

OP, Game of Thrones? Are you kidding me? That series has got the highest ratings ever on the 3 major movie critics sites(about 2 years ago, Game of Thrones got a 100% rating on rotten tomatoes..... 100 freaking percent), GOT won so many awards they should open a freaking museum for only the awards.

That series is just the bomb, the unexpected/suspense filled endings makes it unique. That movie is a practical manifestation of the macavellian principles of power.


Bros, abeg go continue with your Jennifer's diary and leave GOT, I take Oluwa beg you.

MissTechy:
[img][/img] I think the highest number of requests I have gotten is a tutorial on how I clone myself AKA how I am able to have a twin in the videos I make and even though I use Final cut pro to edit, there are times when I have no choice but to edit the videos (especially the twin video) using my smartphone. So, despite my busy week, I had to do this for you guys.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCrj4Kbqo8c&t=220s

To achieve this I used an app called Kinemaster, Kinemaster is available on both Android and iOS and then got the twin effect by using the app's split screen feature.

As always, let me know your thoughts.

By the way, Dorcasy (My other twin) is never appearing in my videos after that awful dance.

Great video tutorial misstechy, I'll try it out soon.



PS: Remind me never to take docasy clubbing, her dance steps are hilarious

It's just evolution or mutation(not in the x-men sense). She's beautiful.

Wait ooo! Are there people really this stupid?