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CuteTj:
With how much?

When the budget of Texas alone is bigger than the budget of the whole of Nigeria.

And despite the revelation above, we still compare America with Nigeria. The truth is there is no basis for comparing as them pass us by far.

Infact, God bless you exceedingly for what you wrote up there. I hate comparison with passion, we should talk about improving our lot, get creative with whatever we have as resources and develop. But someone will compare Nigeria with America. For heaven's sake, the American budget for 2016 was in trillions of dollars and that of Nigeria was about 6trillion. Now do the conversion with our exchange rate, then you'll see that we truly dey kindergarten compared to such countries.

airtel deserve am, those calls can be annoying.

vivalavida:
Nooooo

Tell Femi that it is only a section of the country and PDP supporters are hungry.

Shebi he once postulated that

God bless you plenty my brother, it's unfortunate that many people have forgotten that senseless statement of his.

This stuff happens to me every single time, why? Cos I'm not really such a fantastic dresser, I wear whatever I feel comfortable with.

vivalavida:
Dodo my man dey vibrate here oo

my brother hara onye ara ahu. Kee way?

Prefabricated buildings have been around for quite a while, there is even a place called prefab, in Owerri, all the buildings there (bungalows though) where all prefabricated, from the stories I heard. That part of owerri was built before I was even born, during the time of Mbakwe as old Imo State governor.

[quote author=hUmaneOne post=49076989][/quote]You a doctor?
God punish the devil.
We are finished in this country, I'm done.
I give up, a doctor and you sound like an illiterate tout on the streets?
I officially delete you and everything you represent. Don't bother mentioning me, I won't even see it.




Kai!

hUmaneOne:
I was wrong for that line tho..I apologise.

But still Give me your proof, and stop making mouth up and down.nor be only 6 foreign publications,maybe your father is Buhari too.

You know little about research else you'd have known you cannot have access to journals anyhow except you're an academic and even at that, most researchers in Nigeria do only retrospective studies which are useless to mankind but good for being professors..

Mind you I'm in the academia as well and I've applied for publications in BMJ and the Lancet (google them) so I can relate

I am not only in the academia, also I run a thriving consultancy company. I pity the poor souls who are unfortunate enough to be studying under you, you sound so petty. I'm not here to banter words with you on who or what my late father was, I made no such referral in my earlier post, neither am going to feed your debased imaginations on the merit or otherwise of my claims, I will like to keep my anonymity as it is on nairaland. Simply grow up and tell nairalanders.

What are your contributions to humanity?

hUmaneOne:
[s]I wonder what you've contributed to humanity [/s]

I decided to overlook the baseless rant, contained in this particular post of yours and concentrate on this question of yours, "what have I contributed to humanity?" Well, since you believe that everybody on nairaland is a numbskull like you, I decided to speak out on behalf of other seasoned scientist in the house.
I have 6 foreign publications and 14 local publications, I am currently working on the rate of cation-anion exchange in the soil with respect to charges in the atmosphere, the possibilities and promises this research portends are endless.


Ok, now it's your turn. Tell us your contributions to humanity?

hUmaneOne:
OP you're just unnecessarily silly..

Must one be greater than the other? Must it be a competition? What is your point sef?

Those f0olish folks talking about Edison's bulb not being in use, you don't know technology is always modified?

why on God's earth must you insult anybody? That other people have a different view from you, is enough reason to throw courtesy in the air and act like a wild beast?


Well, no competition there Einstein is in a world of his own. Agreed edison, was a hardworking entrepreneur, but one cannot call him an inventor. It was edison who spoke in a conference "that in the industry, everybody steals and that he can never be caught because he knows how to steal". It was edison under the sponsorship of JP Morgan, tried to discredit tesla's work on AC against his own DC. Well, we all know how that worked out.

As far as geniuses go it's only Leonardo da Vinci that can be compared to that of Einstein. Einstein work on relativity, photoelectricity, brownian motion, avogadro's number/size of molecules, bose - einstein condensate. The list is enormous, most inventions we have today from nuclear plants to solar energy are all as a result of einstein's works. It's on record that Albert Einstein destroyed most of his calculations(including that for time travel) after the dropping of "little boy" on hiroshima, because of the destructive nature of humans.

For me, Albert Einstein is the greatest.

Wow that HD screen make me feel like flinging away my note one . I was planning to get the note 2 cos I heard it comes with a 4g enabled network, now this? Op, I hope this one also comes with a 4g network because of ntel unlimited bundle, cos if not, I'll have to pass.

rokiatu:
nope but a woman body does.

After the quarrel when she steps out of the shower and starts creaming herself slowing, rubbing her breast, butt, legs or in the name of getting dressed. If that quarrel don't end, then you are either gay, impotent, or a transgender.

This shh**t works on me every single Fing time, my girl's really got my number. The worst she does sometimes is she comes out of the bathroom without cleaning her body and wraps herself with my small towel.

When she does this, I start murmuring "stay strong, you're the man, stay strong"....... Well 30mins later, I can't even remember what caused the quarrel in the 1st place

That girl ain't fyn Honestly, 98% of all these make-up artist go find am hard to make heaven.

That dog is of the bingo breed, it's scientific name is ekuke

StOla:
Why are some people so self-destructive, suicidal and craving for conflict and anarchy?

The Northerners did not misconstrue his intention. They know him to be a hateful Igbo, the likes of which vent their frustration and misery on this forum and other online media. Now an Ipob member who has forgotten he is not in Aba, has met his match in Buhari's tribesmen. Even if the complainant is claiming to have Buhari as his father's name / surname, it is evident that both defendant and plaintiff are fighting a tribal proxy war over President Buhari.

Can he name his dog Ojukwu or Azikiwe? Imagine a Yoruba man in Nnewi naming his goat Ojukwu, or a Fulani man in Aba naming his dog Nnamdi Kanu and parading it around the IPOB meeting centres? That is the suicidal attribute the Igbos are known for. Imagine using such a revered name in a community populated by Hausa-Fulani? Even if he had named the dog Awolowo, I know his Yoruba hosts may find it repulsive, but would not react violently, resulting in the boldness of the Igbo man who then concludes that Yorubas are cowards and are docile.

Since the Igbo man welcomes bravery and detest the peaceful Yorubas as weaklings, let him celebrate and enjoy the bravery of his Hausa-Fulani neighbours. It is stupidity such as this that was displayed by Igbos in the North, that led to their slaughter in the Northern pogroms as a Northern civilian reaction to the Jan 1966 coup killings of Northern politicians and Army officers.

However, whether the coward directed his friends of hate to eat up his own dog is irrelevant as no case exist here, talk-less of an implication. Nevertheless, the arrested man is safer in that police custody as his bigoted life will be wasted without a second thought, the moment he steps out of police "custodial protection".
We all know the Hausa-Fulani, they don't need to mouth hatred and beat their hollow chest to teach an equally hateful lesson.

See what hate has caused now? His days of peace are over in that community. Except he is released by the police directly at Aba, where his fellow bigoted clansmen will welcome him as a hero who had to runaway from Yorubaland because of Hausa-Fulanis who are his fellow settlers.

After his brain was reset at the police station, hear him declare eternal love for Buhari.

It's amazing how everything turns into massive hatred for the igbos. Okay, since una no like Igbo people, kick them out of your country... No! Let them live in peace.... . No!
Anyway, to salvage your ignorance and that of admirers, that guy's name is not Igbo, so he ain't Igbo.

Noooooooooooooooooo!!!
This is degrassation, the UN and other agencies including friends of the environment, should sanction the Nigerian government for this. This government is not serious with the agricultural development drive for economic diversification.

Noooooooooooooooooo!!!

iamVirus:
The dog looks cute;

This should be petting tinz!

For security, go for Rottweiler or Bull

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Your budget tho

rottweilers and pitbulls are great security dogs, but not advisable for first time dog owners.

OP, no pure breed GSD cost that cheap, my opinion though.

I learnt this lesson the hard way. I remember back in 2010, I no know which witch push me to update on my facebook profile "-----supervisor at SPDC". Omo come see calls and friend requests claiming friends and familiarity. I had to change it 2weeks later.
Thank God NL has a bit of privacy, else I won't even dare put this up here

Boys/girls ain't smiling

Whether he was a cultist or not, he is dead. So y'all should just let the dead be.



In other news, I smell cult war brewing in owerri. Cos believe it or not, someone has got to pay for wasting this young life.

These cartoons brings back fun memories especially coming back from school and watching the rainbow lines on the TV till 4pm when the TV stations start. The world has changed sha.

I watched all of them, voltron was my best followed by speedracer, danger mouse and super Ted. I ain't married yet, so what?

I just love this lady. She's not my spec at all, but I just love everything about her. Call it a crush, call it whatever, I just love her.

efilefun:
[size=13pt]This days Christianity keeps preaching almost the opposite of what jesus did. I have never seen a picture of "Holy Mary" with her hair opened nor seen a picture of "Jesus" without beards except when he was a kid, so preaching against this two things done by those you claim to follow means you on ur own lane[/size]


So if those pics aint real then christians had been carrying and bowing to a mere statue with a random picture

I just have one question, after which I will know how to tackle these issues you raised.

Are you a Christian?

She's a kid for crying out loud, let her enjoy her youth.

I think I'm in love

I just hope Trump wins

Chai APC rigging machine in action.

tyson99:
Yes jare with cocaine money and blood money

Great, if e easy go push your own cocaine or make your own blood money.

Tearg1:
I don't think you were born when fela was singing Palava

Truth is I'm not a fan of fela's brand of music.

More of a Johann Pachibel mann

We have no further information, we’re just staying in the back in the storage rooms. No police have approached us yet.”

Cansu Muyan, who lives near the Olympia shopping centre, said she had been inside with her sister when the attack began. “I suddenly saw everyone running past. Then a shopkeeper told us all to leave as quickly as possible so we all started running as well,” she said.

A man who worked at a nearby petrol station said there had been chaos outside the centre. “We see just ambulances and firemen and police, but all this area is evacuated, all the streets,” he told the BBC. “Now [there] are no cars just on the side of the streets.

“All of the streets are blocked. I see that the people are scared. Everybody is running around.”

One entrance into the mall leads directly from a subway, and shoppers milling around outside the building after it was evacuated said they thought the gunman might have entered that way before leaving by a second exit.

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People flee Munich shopping centre amid gunshots
The Olympia shopping centre is a two-tiered glass-covered mall that was built on the site of the 1972 Olympics.

The Munich Games were overshadowed by a terrorist attack in which 11 Israeli sportsmen and a German policeman were killed after being taken hostage by Palestinian terrorists.

It is the second attack in Bavaria in less than a week. Security forces have been on high alert after a teenage refugee attacked train passengers near the city of Würzburg with an axe and a knife, leaving two people in intensive care.

Islamic State claimed responsibility for the train attack, but authorities have said the attacker was likely to have acted alone.

The Foreign Office issued an alert warning British citizens in Munich to follow the instructions of the authorities.

Speaking at the UN in New York, Boris Johnson, the foreign secretary, said: “Everybody is shocked and saddened by what has taken place. Our thoughts are very much with the victims, their families, with the people of Munich.”

“If, as seems very likely, this is another terrorist incident, then I think it proves once again that we have a global phenomenon now and a global sickness that we have to tackle both at source – in the areas where the cancer is being incubated in the middle east – and also of course around the world.”

Citizens were warned to stay in their homes via the smart phone warning system Katwarn.

Germany’s elite unit, the SAS equivalent GSG9, was flown in. Armed and masked but dressed otherwise unassumingly in T-shirts, trainers and shorts they were spotted in the vicinity of the local police who were on the scene within minutes of the first emergency call having been received.

Bavaria’s interior minister, Joachim Hermann, and Bavaria’s prime minister, Horst Seehofer, were meeting on Friday in Munich’s state chancellery for a crisis meeting. With the city in lockdown and armed elite police poised on rooftops at locations around Munich, some older Germans were forced to recall the days when the country was terrorised by the urban guerilla movement Baader Meinhof gang or Red Army Faction (RAF).

Source :https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jul/22/munich-shopping-centre-evacuated-after-reported-shooting-germany

Munich was in lockdown on Friday night after a gunman killed at least eight people in a crowded shopping centre and injured several others, and police stopped trains, emptied highways and ordered citizens to stay in their homes as they hunted up to three attackers feared to be at large in the city.

Munich police said they had found a ninth body at the scene of the shooting. They said that one person had taken their own life and were trying to verify if this was an attacker.

The violence began just before 6pm, when one attacker opened fire at a McDonald’s outside the Olympia shopping centre, near the site of the Munich Olympic Games.

Video apparently shot outside the restaurant showed passersby fleeing in terror as a gunman with a pistol surveyed the street then calmly and indiscriminately opened fire as terrified bystanders raced for cover.

Witness footage shows moment gunman opens fire in Munich
The emergency services raced to the site within minutes, but the gunmen vanished from the scene, sparking hours of panic across the city and anguish outside the shopping centre, where people held a desperate vigil for loved ones trapped inside.

“My 23-year-old daughter was part of a group that locked themselves inside H&M to protect themselves. I spoke to her over the phone and she was crying, but then her battery ran out,” said one father, weeping himself as he kept his vigil.

He asked not to be named because of fears for his daughter.

Police told Reuters that they suspected the shooting was a terror attack, but did not have any details on the identity or motive of any gunmen.

Related: Munich shooting: police hunt continues as death toll rises to nine - live

Asked if this was a terror attack, a police spokesman said: “If a man with a gun in a shopping centre opens fire and eight people are dead, we have to work on the assumption that this was not a normal crime and was a terrorist act.”

Within an hour of the initial attack, false rumours of other shootings in at least three other places sparked panic across the city. German police warned people to stay away from public places and asked them not to share photos or video of police action to avoid helping any suspects on the run.

All trains and transport within and leading into and out of the Bavarian state capital were diverted and the city was closed to traffic.

Cars on the autobahn around Munich were asked to exit it, in order to free up the road for emergency vehicles. Hospitals were on emergency alert with staff, including doctors, surgeons and nurses called in to await any casualties.

Among the parts of the city to be evacuated was Munich central station. People were reported to have screamed and scrambled over railway platforms as the police ordered them to leave the station.


Satellite view of the Olympia einkaufszentrum (shopping centre) and nearby U-Bahn station. Photograph: Google Maps
Police and ambulance crews were on site within minutes. At least one attacker was believed to have fled the shopping centre and headed for a metro station.

Munich residents responded by sharing pictures of pets and other cuddly animals under the hashtag for the attack, and offering those stranded in the city a place to stay.

Witnesses also reported hearing shots inside and outside the shopping mall, known locally as the OEZ. “I was shopping when I heard three shots, then we ran out and about 40 seconds later we heard five shots from outside,” said Florian Horn, 33.

“The shooter or shooters are still on the run” either in or around the mall, Claudia Kuenzel, told the Associated Press. Staff in the mall were still in hiding more than an hour after the attack, an employee told Reuters by telephone. “Many shots were fired. I can’t say how many, but it’s been a lot,” the employee, who declined to be identified, said.

“All the people from outside came streaming into the store and I only saw one person on the ground who was so severely injured that he definitely didn’t survive.

News like these make me remember fela's song

"Trouble dey sleep, you go wake am
Wetin im dey find,
Wahala you dey find"