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zealot4me:
op: nop he is juz d guy with the 17 inches co'ck dats all

Zealot how you know

^^^^^ ROTFLMFAO
Damn, girl  I luv em feisty
pls do your research well Caesar is Roman, Czar is Russian

Now wisdom giveth POWER and WEALTH and with both thine shall rule the earth ask Solomon he will explain better (aahha and also WOMEN remember how many wives he had, let me remind you 700 and 300 concubines now talk of someone being laid )

chei! chei!!CHEI!!! this muna babe is too fine and to top it up she is a rapper ***faints***

aribisala0:
men cheat ,women cheat. i believe[b] women cheat more but are smarter and more difficult to detect

[/b]

This is the most intelligent post I've seen on this tread. Women cheat more discreetly than men and OMG!!! come see her crying and swearing over her innocence . But come to think of it KARMA is also involved here, how can a young lady keep going out with married men and expect not to be cheated on by their own husbands when they marry food for thought, everyone, food for thought.

Cuddlemii:
Yesterday was just your lucky day, would have stripped you of your roman tunics & laurel crown up until your pantarcaus. So don't get too cocky . Watch your back, else I dethrone thee!!!!

I'm modeled after the great First Czar IVAN THE TERRIBLE of MOTHER RUSSIA , you can only try but you can't succeed in dethroning me. I don't believe in luck, but wisdom which is a collection of both personal and other peoples experiences. Get thee wisdom and every other thing will be added unto you. Learn from the Czar and you might just turn to a czarina 

Cuddlemii:
@czar jah
Ha this guy is a wizard jor. I just spent an hour typing a perfect reply for you only to loose it. Refresh is not bringing it out. Damn internet providers jor

You ain't crowned a czar for nothing you know 
Basically what I wrote is true, deal with it miss cuddle

Syenite:
I was listening to a radio conversation one morning and the topic I can't figure out again.What a lady who was a guest on that show said was that "most ladies rather than look for jobs these days look for financially buoyant men to hang on to for marriage". Many have seen marriage as a means of breaking out of the chains of poverty and joining the class of elites.She also mentioned it that parents go as far as encouraging their daughters to bring wealthy men as suitors so as to lift their family from poverty.

In as much as I would not completely want to agree with this but I see some elements of truth in it.

People what do you think of this?

Bros, this is what I have been shouting about for how long now, change ladies, change naija ladies change. I like yo'all but looking at your character it's just

190:
Nigerian Ladies/women are the BIGGEST problem the world is facing today 

nothing is more true

@Cuddlemii, read words of wisdom

And what is the cause of this? MEN.

If only the world was without men, women wont maline and hate eachother because of a man.(even without a man involved women can never leave together need I mention the lesbos)
Women wont have to clean up after them like tall toddlers giving them ample time for themselves[b](pls tell me what women do with their ample time apart from gossiping and paint yourselves and of cause, have you been to a female hotel before. It is a proven fact that men are neater than females)  [/b]
Women won't have to deliver a gender that scatters the house and starts action movies at an early age[b](Ok we watch action movie from a very early age but that occupies our time instead of gossiping)[/b]
Women wont have heartbreak[b](without men women will completely oblterate themselves, what with all that envy of "where did she get those shoes", "I must have that bag" [/b]
Women would become Presidents[b](Common House of Assembly Speaker wey we give una how far)[/b]
Women would feed the masses[b](feed which masses? hunger will kill everybody, have you finished painting yourselves[/b]
Women would get all the Oil Company jobs[b](come walk in my shoes and I give you 24hrs you will resign on your own. Hell a lady joined us to an offshore platform once and she out of fear couldn't even leave the chopper mcheew)[/b]

Extinguish the cause and no problems again.(Women are a problem to themselves then tell me what problem una go extinguish)

But woman and woman would be so gross, hmmm, You still need a man then, Hiss[b]( The only sensible thing you have ever said in your,  [/b]

iyatrustee:
i so like this part! do you remember this pics? i dug it up from your archives

190 you no tell me ooo

I still can't believe am the one saying this but corky here has a point , naija ladies will always say never "I will never date a poor guy", but after being a golddigger for some years and they turn 30 and above, they become alert and even beg a plumber or even a sewage guy for a right to answer Mrs. Wake up ladies no big boy or rich man made it in a day, get a guy and grow with him, you will gain more respect from him then, than when he marries you when he is already made.

Cuddlemii:
I won't react anyhow cos men are cheats anywayz so why develop high bp cos of that. Do u know what your man is doing behind your back ni, shebi its becos u caught him.

I will just be upset dt I found out or caught him and not becos of the act. But if he chases the babe away for me or comes after me begging then I will wear a smile on my face thats enuf humilation for d other babe.

The fact that he cheated doesnt mean he doesnt love you. He just needs to know what makes u the one and its good to have helpers the demand wont be too much or even be in existence. Monkey(d other babe) go dey work, baboon (moi) go dey chop.

If its my friend, I will dump him that day, delete his nos and forget abt him that day but remain friends with my friend stylishly.

If the babe fine pass me, this is what would kill me cos thats a message. I will never forgive him ever even if his parents comes or God intervenes cos it means his eyes go everly be chuking. I go hate am for life.

God forbid sha, see no evil, hear no evil. I just dey hear as gist, e never happen for my face

ROTFLWKMD
Pls will you be my Babe , I really dig realistic chicks

@190,  you've said the truth now you'll gonna receive the bashing from dis babes for it, eehhh!!! that reminds me where is BABE?

ROTFLWKMD!!!!!
Who posted this you just made me loose my burger laughing
LMFAO

Sicherheit:
I know him and I still don't see why this is funny.
Nigerians are easily amused.

my friend go sit down for durtty wetin you sabi.

mydreamz:
https://www.dreamstime.com/smiley-boring-thumb8005794.jpg

Boring!!!!

Go hug transformer

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=683838.msg8462544#msg8462544 date=1307342967][ I'm NOT looking but if I were - ]

1) a yeye fowl  (cause I loveeeeee yeye fowls) 

2) Clean (If he is messy, it would be a plus point because I LOVE ORGANIZING ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING!!!!! I was hired to do that as one of my jobs anyways) 

3) Loves making parties for friends to come by cause I love making parties too. I love cooking and organizing and cleaning up. Its one of my lifestyles 

4) Loves music (if he could sing or play a music instrument would be a plus point cause I sing and play too but this is not a compulsory provided that he must accept that I will be performing every weekend)

5) Love standup comedy (If he is not the type to tell jokes he could at least watch me do it) 

6) remembers where he comes from and who is parents are especially when he comes from a background where his parents had raised him the right way.

7) Loves watching comedy movies cause I LOVE COMEDY!!! 

Business Minded cause I love a guy whom has the passion for business![/quote]You should really consider an Igbo man we very enterprising. ;

^^^^^
Attention seeking b!tches
soon we will be hearing of IPAD babes dis one person don dey sell im kidney 4 ipad
najia babes I hail una

Hello House,
I'm an engineer with a multinational oil company in Nigeria. I am currently on a long deserved vacation  in the U.S, while being introduced to a few friends someone approached me and asked if I can help him get a good and credible crude oil seller in Nigeria.
My question is,  Is it legal for individuals to deal on crude oil in Nigeria, I thought it was a business engaged in only by the NNPC. Forgive my ignorance, I just need to be a bit more enlightened. Thank you

awumu nwaafor Igbo . Mana Ihea ndi-igbo na aga obodo ozo na emepe ya, ma obodo ha anoro na ishi odi mma?  Ogu da ugbua ha aga egburu Ihe nile a ha ruru na bee ndiozo alota. Odi ka ihe mere oge agha akushibere la ha ihe. Igbo na atu ilu na ana eshi na ulo mara mma puo na ama Ha mepke ala igbo mana emekpe obodo ndi ozo 

ROTFLMFAO!!! Why did I come into this tread late
no see butti, chei na to kill fowl be problem
I understand the fact dat some people are sensitive to blood, but this is total outrageous. Guyman you fight at all when you dey school. You sound soooooo sissy
mtcheew

^^^Chei, na dis man dey chop all dat tin alone , she no fit wait for me abi. okay na

Is Aishwarya Rai still single? I think I got a crush on her
Don't get it twised I gbadu Jolie
But that Indian chic is out of this world

@poster, I understand your predicament fully. The fact is Naija ladies tend to be more matured and suddenly realize that time is against them when they turn 29 and above, what you are seeing in her is an evidence of years of experience and finally she now has her priorities right. But respect is key if she can't respect you at this point just forget it and run for it. Women are all full of pretense, so she can be extra loyal and wonderful just to answer Mrs. after that you'll see the real her that kept her unmarried up till that age. So just get her very angry one of this days and watch her reaction, then you'll be the best judge of what to do.  The Czar has spoken

It's not going to be easy, for Rochas, but I love his spirit. He should also look into the case of unemployment, establish a fertile ground for investors and adequate infrastructure for development. Imo shall rise again from the ashes.

But honestly I believe that Ochikanwata [ohakim] should be probed to deter other nefarious politicians

Let's look at it like this:
1. Guys how many ladies toast you in a day?(NADA(except of course cash is involved or you have creavings for sugar mamas ))yach
2. Guys how many ladies do you toast in a day?[Well on a good day 8] 

For the ladies
1. How many guys do you toast in a day?(Nil)
2. How many guys toast you in a day?(Innumerable)

So the answer is clear,
WOMEN ARE THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONS OF CHEATING!!!

voice of scorpion from MK: GET OVER HERE should scare the crap outta (h)er, u feel it

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=677418.msg8409520#msg8409520 date=1306587631]lol-- you dis guy---you're still after me ehn? E don do now---e don do abeg.

Anyways, I didn't jump to her rescue, I was just using style to laugh at my guy. [/quote]
Apologize to NL brodas
Then agree to go on a dinner date with me , 190 must not tag along ooo

SMH @poster: what else can I say MAN PICK UP YOUR LEGS AND RUN FOR IT dat chic will be the end of you. BTW is dis your chic related to BABE , The way she jumps to her rescue shows she has a lot in common with dis chic Men beware of the likes of BABE!!! copy to 190

^^^my face no dey fear ur face

190:

x2

You got served!!!
that movie was and is still totally out of this world

ifyalways:
It's always the "woman"!

When there is an erection,its a woman's fault,when there is none,the woman did not try enough.

I know men are babies but the pathetic cry-cry ones outnumber the sane ones.

When a woman says hi to a man and the man moves in with her;the woman is "desperate",when a man says hi and the lady follows him home,she is a "slUt".

Men have refused to man-up and wud stop at nothing in shifting blames for all their actions and non-actions with women.

Yeye de reek.

bia nwa ahiaazu a listen
Naija gals are greedy, skimming biitches that need to change and we the guys hope to use this NL medium to do just dat CHANGE!!! for your own good and that of coming generation.

@190
I know where you re coming from, I kinda find it funny dat I found companionship in an Indian chick(though ma ain't finding funny). What type of Nigerian girl I never date, the story is always the same money! money!! money!!! The money isn't always the problem but the pretence, it's just terrible. The one that pained me the most was a chick I engaged left me when I had a little challenge, she simply walked out of the door only to come back when area done clear wela, to say she just realized how much she luvs me (yawns) . I don't understand it wether it's a new millennium disease or what that is causing the problem in them or it's a mistake on our mothers side in their upbringing that is the cause of this anomaly, because the madness for money that is the cause of this