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Hey dude(@OP), quit Jamaican vegetables, your brain certainly can't handle it.

Mine, both of them where bankers, my dad was then the youngest executive and was among the interview panel that, interviewed my mum. Seven months later, they where married.

Has anyone tried breadfruit and corn O MY GOD

1st of all  what is your definition of "LOVE" If you've got that figured out, I believe a female more crazy about you than you are about her is better, "Law of Chaos" always maintains the balance. It's unbelievable, but it works every time, trust me on this

hmmm A gud gal? hmm never really thought about it cause I know there ain't any.
Well V. once said "a thief without opportunity considers himself an honest man" so a good girl is one trying to suppress her demon, but will definitely let it out sooner or later.
Come think of it she's been caged all her youthful life, banned from adventure, can only imagine but won't dare voice her fantasies, sees all the Brazilian hairs, BB's, tight fitted curve showing clothes, cleavage cinemas , boys eyes popping the other way, who no like better thing?   And woo unto the man that marries an inexperienced girl, for one day, another guyman go nak am akpako and she will come back looking all innocent and busting into tears when you ask her questions. You then start developing BP over what you don't know, God I love the single life

slimyem:
For the record,right now,i'm wearing a long black skirt and a blue long-sleeved shirt,my natural hair is packed in a bun,i have no make-up on and i've got a bible in my hand.i'm a good girl.aint i?

Brothers, an example of what am talking about if you see this type run for your life, THE DEVIL YOU KNOW IS FAR BETTER THAN THE ANGEL YOU DON'T KNOW.

@op, which planet have you been on   .BTW ain't nothing like love so wake up already . Now with that out of the way, bro seriously ever ask your self why a responsible looking, fine as hell chick would go out with womanizing, tattoo bearing(no offense brothers I also have a tattoo ), rough toutish looking dude than that God-fearing, decent brother? The answer is there, chicks dig confident, exciting, adventous dudes. Why? mostly to feel protected, to cover up their inferiority complex issues and youthful exuberance. No chick within the danger line(i.e 28yrs and above can do that  again because its time to carry their "body of experience" to an unfortunate decent hard-working guy to marry. . Nice guys always finish last. Now if you want that girls' attention,give her competition, works everytime trust me

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Odin forbid.
Not even with friends i consider family.[/color]

Now that's interesting(The bolded of course)
Well, there are girlfriends I have that I won't even want to mess with cos I like them too much for that so that they don't get boring to me easy. Cos any girl I mess, I easily get bored of not to talk of bleeping family its' unthinkable

Bobbyendy:
Attention mr whatever. this issue has been settle for long and  ‎​†ђξ  pix in question was moved to my profile with a caveat. You still proceded to view it and as silly as you could be you rushed to make a comment that suits your thick and uncivilized head pls if your not comforted kindly exit pls

Well sickoo, I see your the civilized one. You should be ashamed of yourself desecrating a human insides like that and having the effrontery to post it on the internet and you call me uncivilized, what nerve what is this world turning into See this stone age cannibal. Eledumare punish you for there

@Op your one really sick, disgusting, twisted dude. What's the meaning of that Poo. That's one really sick way of getting attention.

mum, mum, mum, my mummmmmmmmmmmy all the way wife ko/ wife ni/ wife motor.

BTW, Marriage na by force?

Now that's some crazy tips, why doesn't he just buy otapiapia 10naira that will do the rick faster and cheaper, rather than spending transport money to 3rd mainland bridge. But serious OP are ok? . Congo don find you come for shining and your asking a question even a 10year old actually knows the answer to?

@OP spot on man .

Any lady I wake up in the morning and I see without make-up and definietly no gadgets i.e fake booby, fake hair e.t.c. And still looks very attractive. I will propose to immediately.

mhmm I think definitely not, I ain't ready for the big M-word. But she can be my baby mama or she signs a prenup and am good

ashiri1:
IF U ARE A BIG BOI, YOU WUD HAVE HER ROLLING ON THE FLOOR AND BEGGING TO BE NUMBER 1.


JUST HAMA WELL FIRST THEN U GO SEE 7 CUTE AND MATURED LADIES FIGHTING TO SIGN U UP. TRULY

True talk, but remember that chick that is over humble my actually be using your"BIG BOI" money to be training another guyman.

Simply put there is no telling unless you want to die before your time, (believe me I've been there). I just rely on that Don Juan instinct which every player must have to survive. Once I have that nagging feeling that something is just not right, either she is over nice that day, more caring than usual, psychologically drawn away, not calling as usual, just anything out of the ordinary. But players please no girl is alone, a lady is alone if she wants to be alone not that there is no one out there admiring her "no matter" how ugly she is . So what's with the cheating stuff, you two ain't married yet so don't blame a player if he makes a hit. If your worried about cheating then put magun for her.

This is the most outrageous but absolutely true law I've ever seen I once heard an old man interpret this law as old firewood no dey quench. No matter who you are once a congo has been shined it can always be reshined ROTFLWKMD and I just love the mathematical twist to it.

What I don't get is this, why would anyone want to rape a woman , there is no gratification for that kind of shit, all this sickos walking around, ABSU (not vindicating other universities across naija) has become very notorious for rape crimes and cultism the authorities don't do anything about it, they just keep covering it up. If you don't believe me sit an average ABSU student down and listen to stories of what goes on in that school and you will weep for this country. Yes we are dealing with militancy and boko haram just imagine what will happen when this crop of young individuals grow up to become leaders, I sincerely weep for my beloved country

pendo89:
No I dont feel light skinned dudes.no offence

awooch gal dat really hurt
but, we can work something out you know

but that's quite a sensible comment my dear

ROTFLWKMD
Guys easy na that's really hash man

pendo89:
sexkillz is busy trying to convince some ladies why light skinned guys are better looking and more sought after than blacks.

Easy girl, am a light skinned dude, and the ladies ain't complaining,you feel me

As for my friend, I honestly think he's bewitched or something and am scared his ex i.e the girl's sister might do something really crazy.

1. To have kids, I really love having kids around me
2. To get my ma to stop disturbing me

Well ladies truth be told I don't believe in love, I learnt my lesson very early in life and I understood that what we call love is nothing but mutual benefit from both parties. As for my friend, he's what you can call a bona fide player, he can make Casanova himself jealous with his exploits and I know him he never attaches emotion to anything, that's why this particular case is really creepy .

Folks this is some serious poo, I've got this very close friend of mine. We work in the same establishment here in PH, this guy has got a thing for tall and fair girls (believe me it's like an obsession) only for me to come back from my vacation and see his new catch a short, dark girl, not too pretty but seems to be well mannered and is really head over heels for my guy. Now here are the problems,
1. He met the girl online, but eventually found out that she's one of his exs kid sister. Coincidence? Its kinda creepy if you ask me
2. The girl knows this but is still insisting on the carrying on with "relationship" and yes he has f*cked her.
3. The girl's sister now knows but has kept mum on the whole situation(but you know that hell has no fury like a woman scorned )
4. He has grown really fond of this chick, but still sees her as not his type of girl and at the same time is considering the "M" word for her .

Now his asking for my advice on wether to carry-on with the girl or not because he's still into other chicks but gives this girl more time than he can afford,he calls her like 8 times a day, send messages to her like 3-4 times a day, truly am player but this is some serious real life poo. I thought stuff like this only happens in nollywood movies. Personally I don't believe in love, but honestly I've never seen this guy like this and he says he doesn't like it either. But he really doesn't want to make a mistake  or do something he will regret his whole life. Your constructive comments are welcomed no dissing folks, this is for real.

Fickle:
@op
why do you pick up dumb girls who ask dumb questions if you know you are not dumb yourself and ask dumb questions. must you continue a conversation with a dumb girl means no sane girl would relate with a dumb man. you attract what you are, mr dumb

@fickles well thanks for your contribution, but from the way you sound, you sound very bitter are you a culprit of the above   I really didn't mean to strike a nerve"in my dumbness" but since you start conversations like that, I should expect you to be a bit smarter, life is not all about having a big booty , you know what they say about blondes  

@Mr. cork, still as immature as ever, I wish to tell you that here on NL we are serious praying for you to grow-up, coz its about time, your jokes are getting drier and drier, BTW I heard your a cripple how's it going, and don't forget to pay the cyber cafe owner this time.

@pendo89, very sensible talk my dear, but i've gotta be honest, its kinda annoying.

You meet girl do a lil toasting, get her hooked, she feels your swag. Next day you communicate on the phone first question and also quite annoying"HAVE YOU EATEN". Girl even if I ain't taken anything yet will you send me breakfast through the phone . For heaven sake if you ain't got a good conversation point then shut the F up and let me fix a date, i sure ain't no glutton. . BTW Ladies why always ask this dumb question?