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[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Your hands.[/quote]Lady your harsh...LMFAO

@op, datz girls for you, mood swings and all. Could be PMS at work? Just keep your cool and continue punanny hunting, 'll pass.

Like i said in the ipad4 tread. Am saleing my ipad to buy a Nokia 3310 nd am going back to dust off my pentium 3 laptop. Any gadget you buy now, the tech. becomes obsolete in less than 3months. Am all too tired of all this. Mtchewww

Dis is just too much, i can't take it any longer. Which kin thing be dis ehh, i was procastinating to buy ipad 2, ipad3 come out, i was like ok lemme upgrade 4rm ipad to ipad3, now ipad4 and mini? Infact I don tiya, ipad for sale anyone very cheap price. Am going back to my pentium 3 laptop and Nokia 3310. All this technology and gadets don tiya me. Haba

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]If u don't make it on her list, it doesn't make her the confused one[/quote]Honey, I don't need to make it to any girl's list, ladies struggle to get placements on my list. BTW I didn't say her list is confused, its just that God-fearing part that really cracked me up. Every girl needs God-fearing man, but the same girl that prays for a God-fearing man, does things that gives even the devil goosebumps. Even if they end-up getting the mugu(God-fearing man) they tend to forget that KARMA is a biatch. What you sow, you reap. QED
@topic, what do women want in a man? I'll say it again, EVERYTHING when they actually put in nothing

Obelomo: This is my list!
Goodlooking/tall
Nice Swagger, style(No sagging pants, long nails, gangsta look, etc.)
God-Fearing
Hardworking
Caring/Loving

Obelomo: This is my list!
Goodlooking/tall
Nice Swagger, style(No sagging pants, long nails, gangsta look, etc.)
God-Fearing
Hardworking
Caring/Loving

Obelomo: This is my list!
Goodlooking/tall
Nice Swagger, style(No sagging pants, long nails, gangsta look, etc.)
God-Fearing
Hardworking
Caring/Loving

ROTLMFAO
This God-Fearing ishh again. Women, the most confused and confusing specie on earth. HABA. SMH

The answer is simple. Women want EVERYTHING.
1. Ur time
2. Ur money
3. Ur life
4. Ur attention
5. Ur understand and giving dem a pat on d back when u catch dem in infidelity and they will bring down d sky if u as much as smile at another female.
6. A tall, smart and handsome looking mugu.

Everything
Ur Everything nigga Everything.
Problem is u can't av everything ladies. No fing way, ladies no fvcking way.

[quote author=freecocoa]Can I have your account details?[/quote)

LMFAO.
Classic

Jenams: GEJ shud set up a committee τ̅o probe victor moses for selling 3 goals! He was suppose τ̅o score five goals in ∂α† encounter. We will nt condone such corrupt act from our players! ℓoℓ

dude ur own no gud. Ehhh wetin i do u my ribs don scatter 4 here now....still ROTFLMFAO

franchizy: To be frank, Liberia deserved to win dat match but only dat d south African ref was bias. As a muslim we stand 4 truth and 4 peace. I support the investigation.

seriously nigga u serious right now?
Ok while investigating, Nigeria should also set up an investigating panel to probe d draw at liberia. Sore losers

Ebade: Why ar you so bitter?

Why are you so condoning? At least she can count hers, can you count yours?

Me just two countries oo. U.S.A I went for a wedding and luckily it was my vacation time, so it was fun. Netherlands, I went for a course their.
I don't know why but am having this pull to go to Ghana for my next vacation.
But i hate travelling though, i am just ok with my port-harcourt.

And poster, to be honest with you your a very cheap slut. Give just 1 reason, why you where so cheap?
Is it d need to meet up?
Are you going to blame it on poverty?
Is it about tasting the waters?

Ok, lets say you have a daughter and she walks up to you and vomits this type of crap, be honest, how will you feel? That you own kid has been playing the wh0re in your house won't you feel like a failure?

We the men don really suffer no be small. Mtchewww

This tread is a serious wake up call for me o. I stay in ph and i spend like 3times on a minimium of that amount a month. Cable T.V bill, house rent(I stay at cocaine village), internet subscpition, an suv, clubbing, love for electronic gadgets e.t.c. and am single. This is a very serious wake up call for me.
@op, thanks for opening this tread, it been enlightening and educative. Saving has never been a strong virtue for me. Treads like this should always make the front page.

I need the help of a theorietical physicist, a gyneacologist and a chemist, i'll handle the mechanical aspect.
Am looking to invent a toto(punanany)meter. It will have the ability of giving a calibrated reading of +/-1 accuracy of the number of rods that have visited a hole.

Imagine the money that will be from sales when so many of the devices will scatter as a result of excessively high readings.
Think profit dudes profit.

Bluekite: What sense of belonging, are they beggers, ur brain must have been formated,do u actually know what that body size can cause Godforbid if anyone of one them is sick and have to be operated on? Man being fit is healthiness

Nig.ga u serious? What trash do you come up here spiting from that dustbin you call a mouth. What do you know about being healthy? I went for course in lagos sometime ago, a health expert gave us some lectures at the end we all had our cholestorel levels checked. It was the slimest girl in our group whose level was so alarming that she had to be medevaced immediately. So keep your self-righteous azz to yourself.
That said, i love them chicks 'chubby'.

cdamsel: official b4 who?man or God?abi na pre-nup u no won sign?

Well, whenever i want to marry, i'll definitely sign a pre-nup with my would be if she insist on a court wedding.
If she wants just a church wedding with no legal backing, no probs, i'll paint the town the rainbow colour for her.
I didn't sweat blood and water, nor labour under rain and sunshine to make my money, for no chic who didn't know where/how i made my money,to come and claim half of it later. No f.uc.cking way.

Champa: FUTO-Frustration Under Tension Owerri.

Spoken like a true futoite

But come to think of it o, no bi dis guys d undergo flogging of more than 100strokes before dem go gree u marry. Make una no blame d guy, im fit don pass thru 150strokes of koboko dis woman come demand motor because na God-fearing man. Guy, if na me remember d strokes of koboko plus car demand, walahi nah ICJ for Hague i go go. This naija woman wahala don too much sef.

Someone wants to come between me and my crush for muna *clutches my pillow* nofin can seperate me and Muna. Muna! Muna!! Muna!!!
(steals anoda glance) But dis chidimma set die o. Chei see shape. Muna no vex o

afam4eva: The wife-to-be actually thought this man was God-fearing...It's obvious he's not because God-fering men buy cars for their wives

Dude you no well at all. My ribs done crack finish for God-fearing.
@post,
WTF nig.ga WTF

This groom is too f....ing slow, she askd for a car, did she mention a make? The last tym i checked, a vw beetle cost btw 10k to 20k abi beetles no bi car?

[quote author=Okija_juju]Nwokem.. Sometimes Nairaland na di'm ka ebe ndi ara na eme meeting.. Imagine the nansense.. [/quote]
Gboo nwokem, a kwa gi dere na ara ga agba ndi ara, o bi dogooo. Mana kewanu ihe gbasara agadi nwoke a na okwu umuaka. Ka ona atajiri Brown anya?

Aluweezy: FUTO - Headache

true talk, while in FUTO, you work your a.z.zoff with no resultant effect on your grades. But when you graduate, you find out that

FUTO-Highflyers

Greatest futoites!!!

Canisma: Every woman wants a God fearing man,
but most girls run away from marrying pastors.
These ladies want a combination of Pope John Paul, David Beckham and the sexy James Bond, all in one package.
.
GOD PASS DEM

Classic

Canisma: Every woman wants a God fearing man,
but most girls run away from marrying pastors.
These ladies want a combination of Pope John Paul, David Beckham and the sexy James Bond, all in one package.
.
GOD PASS DEM

Classic

i have 6phones, but i only go out 3 at a tym(the nokia touch for call, Nokia 2700 has my glo line nd the BB). The ipad never leaves my room, but 1line is in office and a sacred line when i want to go incommunicado.

cindyrella: U mean u actually read that crap? Seriously?

Ehemmm, i actually read that 'crap' maam. Its true, all women cheat not that i blame them much cos i know the confusion women pass through everyday with the number of toasters you guys have to deal with everyday.
But what pisses me off is the pretense women put up to appear as the victim. As for me the ladies know that what you see is what you get.

spot on with number's 2 and 4

i send at least six sms everyday to her. Mainly on topic like loneliness, i miss you, i need you, i love you, your the best e.t.c. You know things lyk that, when we're together, i can write her 8 poems within 1hr.
She is crazy, for me no doubt. Praise a woman, flatter her, and everything falls into place.

Well, smoking is not an issue for me. Better a smoker than a lying, skimming, two-timing, golddigging biat.ch. If we're compactable, why not? And yes am practically a chimney, so won't mind dating a smoking hot babe once in a while.

I've read so much of this Mayan ish, new human era BS, blah, blah, blah. And frankly i don't give a fly Fuuckk, if the world wants to end now or whatever, if s.h.ii.t's going to happen let it happen. I ain't scared, everybody's gonna die 1way or the other. But what I was expecting to hear 4rm u guys was the question: if the mayans and incas knew so much about the future, how come they couldn't save themselves when their spanish colonial masters, who almost decimated them and cartered away their valuables?

I honestly need some of what these guys smoke.

Granted Nigeria's over dependence on oil is doing this country more harm than good. Other sectors like solid minerals, agriculture, development of natural raw materials, tourism(though not viable yet cos of BH) are suffering underdevelopment cos of oil.

Granted Nigeria's oil and gas reserves will someday run dry.
But putting a peg on 41yrs seem to me to be an ignorant analysis.

At least i know of 6 untapped wells that have a run out date of 150yrs. Do you know how many oil wells that can produce at commercial quantity that hasn't been touched? Are they talking of already producing wells or all of them combined?

What of unexplored areas nko?

Abeg make una free us jare

Easy playerz, I only asked for advice here, coz trully am confused.
Honestly, am one of those brodas that learnt earlier on life that there ain't no ish like Love. Hell, I've been an anti-love crusader as long as i can remember. But this particular whatever am feeling, i can't shake it off. Tried to it ain't burlging.