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hothead:
as a retired bad guy that can very well take on the job of a coach , this is what i know,
1) A good girl that is just on her way to bad wld want to hear "i luv u" b4 sex cuz those words comfort her and also greatly stimulates her urge to make out with u and enjoy it. It's a mental thing.
And for the guy, sayin those words once its d 3rd leg doing the thinkin and not head is sooo easy even when it's not genuine.

2) A bad wld most probably be turned off if she wants a fling and the guy says those words, cuz she wld realize that the guy wld just be on her case after the sex and she doesn't want that. A good time is all she is about.
3) couples, hmmmm i dont know o!!

NB: Pre marital sex is fornication sha! And sex is far far deeper than what u think o!

The bold part is so fing true, bros na true player you be.

Mr. kodewrita, keep off, pendo and I have already picked a date for our prenup, so off with ya

^^^I really hate to say this but you are the most sensible female I've seen on NL and for someone to impress me is not easy to achieve.

^^^That sure wasn't photoshopped, it happened and live on national television. At least we have something to talk about since Justin and Janet superbowl half time drama. ma poor nicki

ThoniaSlim:
As far as I'm concerned we have three major social classes in the world, the poor, middle class and the elite (Rich) so if you don't fall into the category of the elite. . . then puhleaseee spare us the unnecessary trumpet blowing and sitchu a** down! Kapish! 

Well young lady say after me, I can control my anger, I love myself Woooooosah!!!

^^^I gotta say, quite enlightening.

This survey from whoever or whatever did it has my stamp of approval

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=728394.msg8865640#msg8865640 date=1312597868]BABE! I love you.[/quote][quote author=BABE! link=topic=728394.msg8865681#msg8865681 date=1312599122]^^ It's obvious you do. I love you too. [/quote][quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=728394.msg8865722#msg8865722 date=1312600317]*Running around the street in my underwear*[/quote] Classic 

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=728394.msg8869895#msg8869895 date=1312661665]^^ lol----Monsieur Sexkillz, I'm not a meanie. Do you ever see me throwing tantrums or insulting people?  No.  [/quote]   BABE I will report you to 190 

kodewrita:
welcome back madam.

Been a while.

Well we can't afford to buy the chrysler building or the rockefeller building or trump towers.

But a few can at least fund your expensive stay in cyprus, buy up land the size of your tiny village or at least cruise around in a car that doesnt squeak and requires no mechanic/duct tape.

At least some excess disposable income qualifies us as being rich in THIS 3RD WORLD COUNTRY.

and as long as we can do all that &
---->take a trip anywhere we want, anytime we want,
---->  Buy almost anything we want without a family meeting/church fundraising,
----> wear what we want just because we want it,
we have a right to call ourselves rich and richer than the remaining 95% of the world who have to spend with even greater care and fear.

ROTFLMFAO
Classic dude, Classic

Very,very Interesting topic guys. But seriously I thought I was alone on this. I honestly don't consider myself as rich (unless of course my bank worth gets to the standard of say over $10 billion ) but am wayyyyyyyyyy far from being broke. If not for the love I have for children and having to bring them up in balanced home, I seriously would never consider marriage for whatever it's worth, though am still considering contract marriage. I personally can't stand the drama of your "wife" being a parasite on you, to those their annoying PMS swings. Seriously I cherish my alone time more than anything, marriage is overrated, marriage is nothing short of alcartraz, only difference is that the warden doesn't have assess to your credit card

High Chief! High Chief!! High Chief!!! Why are you being so defensive, truth hurts, man deal with it. If you  ain't developing something then why the swing on 190, well man you really are a case study.

;D190
always to the rescue, the knight in dangling armor

u just showed dat your a real naija babe my cuddlely cuddle . Ok fellow NLers you have all seen a practical example, the reason why I created this tread in the first place. Like a master chess player I have been able to show to the house the beauty of dating through the internet with no hassles, from our observation on the tread so far  miss cuddlemii and the one and only high chief have demonstrated the current trends so the only remaining thing here is to exchange phone numbers(if that haven't happened already) and the rest is history. So imagine what all of us(me inclusive) do on facebook, 2go e.t.c.   I've really known the true meaning of the word peace of mind since I started dating and engaged my indian girl. **Now praying* Lord please help our naija gals to be have a change of character, for i foresee mass exodus of young and productive men to the waiting arms of loyal foreign chicks AMEN. and the brothers in the house SAYYYY


And who says am not the Czar of NL 

:p :p :p

O boy, see nerve o. Dis high thief sorry high chief wan carry me installed Czarina, my Empress who cuddles me in a tread i created. High chief, wepu aka enwe na ofe tupu owuru aka mmadu. A word is enough for the wise.

@james, whn u meet someone(friend or foe) dat makes u heart skip something awakens in you. So don't hate bro. As for thee cuddle, my empress can't reign without her czar. Don't worry i'll teach a thing or about power

My cute cuddlly cuddle swt chick, how you, doin gal u know ur my empress on NL just came to see my cutie pie. And here you are holding up the empire i left in your hands while my conquest of other sites goes on.

And guys if ur babe is on 2go, i have only one word for you. "SORRY" (SMH and leaves tread)

Me? I reg. Last week and the results have been outstanding. Believe me 2go work like magic, guys.**winks*

I came back a few weeks ago, to a new craze called 2go. A friend used it catch a promiscius fiancee. By simply reg. Wit anoda line wit a phantom name believe u me d chick was completely taken n even set an appointment with a guy she only knew one line. I ain't hating but i believe its about time our naija gal av some decency, dignity and self respect. Y'll should know dat my beloved is now counting his losses and calling in the markers. LOL

Luv does not exist, in any form or kinda name you want to call it love is simply an illusion we as humans use to comfort ourselves. QED

[size=16pt]MUNA ABII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size]  ***faints**

Crazy but absolutely true
welcome back man

How da hell did dis make front page  . Dis is a real sh!ty question by d way . Omo everybody get im taste shikina

Kingsleyinfo:
hello everyone,

i don't know if this topic has come up before, 

and this is not to put down or belittle any gender or the Nigerian Police force

but based on experience,

honestly speaking between the Nigerian police and a typical Nigerian lady,
who can we say loves money the most

because like they say the love of money is the root of all evil,

and i don't need to begin to analyze the matter, further as we all know what obtains in Niaja

as for me honestly i am confused,

trouble makers please make una waka pass,

@ ROTFLMFAO

Naija chicks a word of advice pls make una turn a new leaf dis castin don tooooooomuch HABA, 

Bros. you just let a hungry Tiger off the leash. woo betide thee if the squad come after you, not to mention the flying squadron leader BABE!! heeya sorry oo.

^^^

zealot4me:
op: nop he is juz d guy with the 17 inches co'ck dats all

Zealot how you know