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190:
[size=28pt]" Which kin wahala come [color=deeppink]be[/color] this one again "

Toymez na crime say [color=deeppink]person[/color] go HEAVEN again

[b]Abi u drink monkey tail sleep?  [/size]

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190 shoooooo no be you give am the monkey tail shak! Now you don the deny am na your hand work be datooo.

song just released by boyfriend no 9(mr. right)
She take my money, well I'm in need
Yeah she's a triflin' friend indeed
Oh she's a gold digger way over time
That digs on me

and when the gold mine is empty the chick took off, but he gets another mine and released this track


I know these dude's ballin, and yeah that's nice
And they gon' keep callin' and tryin'
But you stay right, girl
But when you get on, he leave yo' ass for a white girl

the above musical kinda sound like my life story

I work with few JW they are quite "decent" if you come to think about, but within themselves things dey happen scatter, but for an outsider honestly speaking you really need to be a Giacomo Girolamo Casanova, to get peck or even a hug  from them. But when they convert you, blessed art thou

^^^^^spot on man! I just wonder wetin dis naija mumu ashawo BABE think they(women) are. For example come see solid babe wey dey come weekend for my gateman when I pay am his monthly salary, she dey follow am dey sleep for mat for guard room . As in women no matter the shape and size are the easiest thing to acquire.  I sort of feel sorry for BABE, you know, with being a degraded  and all. Lack of customer can make someone like her turn to man hating. We NL guys now fully understand your situation. So simple just walk down the road and go hug transformer 

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=670412.msg8354867#msg8354867 date=1305833800]Ok. But really, can't any of you get your point(s) across without the need of  insulting?  [/quote]Dog poo!!! you ain't seen nain yet, expect more.

Idowuogbo:
tasha na me u finish so ,  :oremember your badosky jnr so  i cal d shots o , if i begin dem go wrap u like akara wey jus comot for red oil  , but yes kpoli is gud for menstrual pain 

WTF

Cuteobi:
na wah oooh!see insults flying allover d place.dese guys are really venting out at d poster.see eh i think its konji worrying all u guys.abeg make una go brothel go do d venting on top asewo

Keep quiet my friend, brothel wee you say make guys go vent anger on na you dey there? A small useless child had the guts to insult men and you are talking about konji, you better rebuke her, but you are in her league and i don't expect anything less from you.  

Wislet:
Real men don't insult women. Besides, even though I know some women make us look cheap and bad, there are a good number of us who deserve respect from Nigerian men. But when u generalize and try to show others u have no respect whatsoever for your women, it portrays a very bad image. U disrespect your own women. Yet u forget that in disrespecting & downgrading us, u re downgrading yourselves too. Yes, chastise us, BUT don't make it a daily affair here/. Just like you de men ain't perfect too, but your women will defend u outside anyday, anytime , BUT chastise u in the closet. But here, u publicly DAILY insult & deride your own daughters, sisters, aunts, mothers in de name of making yourselves look good.

My friend are you not a NAIJA woman? All of you are the same, because person they talk true about una, e don turn say we dey insult una. Na BABE wee amadioha and all wicked deities go punish before satan the devil go finish am. She tell una say na virgin, una gree. Dat biatch dey work brothel for kuramo since she was 12years old and since her hole don deteriorate, she no dey get customer again and she is taking it out every man.
@190 am surprised at you, a witch insulted you and other naija guys and you dey beg on behalf of her. I'm disappointed with you. I just no wan call you woman wrapper.

(rolls on the floor)
LWKMD (stands up, sits down and wipes tears)

This is the most pathetic tread I've ever seen on NL I just wonder the topics that make front page these days on NL.
BABE:
If this is your idea of a payback for the truth most guys paste on NL it's so lame
so you think getting laid a problem? For most guys it isn't,fr a few it is. Most of these guys speak from experience, I am an offshore instrumentation engineer , When I drive up to any naija in my ride the deed is done no long tin Am currently dating an indian babe and we are planing to tie the knot very soon. Naija childish girls Ive had it up to the neck with them, they are a bunch self-centered biatchs, I don't know wether it's high poverty level in the country or too much nollywood lies of a movie. Whatever it is naija babes change your ways.

face glittering like the sunset,
eyes twinkling like the stars,
teeth shining like a fluorescent lighting,
your beauty suppresses every void and
your  grace is all encompassing.
Be with me my love and illuminate the way
and together as one we will make the
heavens rejoice.
                         
                              Czar Chris

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[quote author=Brand_new link=topic=669455.msg8339082#msg8339082 date=1305646761]It sounded funny when it first crossed my mind but i checked out the info and found out it's true. You guys can add your tips but this are the ones i noticed.

Anywhere you are in the Diaspora, you will be 90% correct if you spot a girl with the following characteristics.

1, Excessive make up and accessories.
2, A blackberry phone even though she doesn't look well Kept.
3, Artificial hair, mostly not done well enough to pass as though it's real.
If you spot any girl with the above traits, behold you have just spotted a Naija girl no matter where you are. 

Cheers![/quote] LMFAO
The amazing thing they don't even know how to use a BB, they just ping, call and facebook finish, total under-utilization of the poor gadget.
Soon they'll be after tablets pc's, cos it's the in thing naija girls are so daft
The fake hair? A whole new issue, it smells like rotten egg, just let that cheap hair spray dry-off, even the flies will run for their dear life. Thats will they carry a sharp stick around to scratch their scalp with. GROSS!!!

belawilly:
Point of correction Brother!!! Women who see this as normal are also abnormal. It is a shame on womanhood when a woman has all but still prefers to whisk it away for the unknown.

Guy please re-assess yourself and see where you are at fault. Money is the only thing that makes a woman stick. Satisfaction is key.

what do you mean by that? women why are you guys, so shallow. money! money!! money!!! aaahh!!! So the satisfaction she must derive is cash based abi? The simplest way for a lady that follow your principle to stick to a man is to simply peddle herself around. A young growing man doesn't have a future abi? When will this "millennium daughters of jezebel" learn that no man is made in a day, and that's why they always end up as willing prey to ritualist.

M M M:
op
thanks
  and
keep telling dem Womanliness na Womanliness,
all girls re just de same thing.

True talk Womanliness na Womanliness , but to think of it, if after all that flogging as part-payment for bride price, the biatch cheats CHEI!!! In fact na kill I go kill am.

Ujujoan:
@ Poster

Why did you go snooping in the first place 'I juta isi nkita I were agba ya mee gini?'. . .

I think men who think their gfs/fiancés won't cheat on them are living in a fool's paradise. days are gone when men expect their wives to be innocent wifely beings whose sole purpose is to serve them. A woman doesn't even need to leave the comfort of her home to cheat now. So when you guys go about feeling like the kings of the universe, you might want to consider that!

As much as I don't want to subscribe to wat u said it's the undeniable truth, so guys plz learn to pay this girls back in their own coins, we go see who go tire.

Odunnu:
I need to start meeting and forking my online friends,everybody is into it.Cant be left behind!

Bia Odunnu, ka o wu ukwunnu, ka o wu otunnu
biko gi kewe echefu kwa lam oo

@poster, for you to bring up this issue on nairaland, it simply means that you have already bleeped the lady in your mind and you really want her but you simply need public opinion on weather or not to go ahead with it. But problem is whatever we tell you here you will still go ahead to bleep her, so why the drama , go get it out of your system because believe me if you don't bleep her now you will regret it for a long time. You have already noticed that she is hot  ,despite having got a son, so what are we talking about here.
So NLers this a typical reason why it ain't so good to marry girls that are really young , let them mature a bit to know what they really want in life.

Brothers in the house pls beware of fake bo*bie ladys , it could be you dat's poisoned next.

That's one headline I'm sure you won't be seeing again in this lifetime. Well, some poor python that was part of a photo shoot, thought it got lucky when this bustious model fronted her amazing chest and the snake decided it want some of that. The snake took a nibble of the model's (btw her name is Orit Fox) left boob and held on to it. Check out the video on youtube 

It's DON JAZZY AGAIN!!!
Who wan contest dis one, even artist in Nigeria and around the World are currently, after him to just produce a them songs.
DON JAZZY is a frigging GENIUS.
No offence, but Gongo Aso production can't even compare to CLOSE TO YOU[b] or [b]BOOTY CALL
OLEKU is a great production no doubt, but for f*ck sake listen to OVER THE MOON
Even CHOC city bois refer to da Don as a living LEGEND.

As much as we won't want to believe it, but nice guy finish last . I had to learn that the hard way, but since I turned into some sort of a monster, the ladies won't let me be . Maybe it's because ladies see hard guys as father figures to correct them or the ladies need for protection . How this works out for them beat sh*t out of me

Seriously, which kin question be dat . A lady dat likes you likes you, even if u smell of sweat after long basketball game, so get you acts together and sound confident before a lady dats all there is to it. SIMPLE ;

@missy b,
      The guy is highly insecure, he couldn't even tell her to her face that the sex was meaningless, MEANINGLESS!!! How could he be pouring hot akamu into that extremely hot babe and at the end of the day turns around to call it meaningless(mhwee!) . @Poster just move on with your life

@ poster Judging from your pics he's actually the loser in this situation. A babe like you can't normally cross the road without a few heads twisting and whistling from countless number of men. You both had fun while it lasted, but for him to break up like dis shows that his shallow, insecure and immature, just be yourself and dump him in the ashes of the past and move ahead. Can I have your number