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Sixfeetbelle:
Onu gi na esi isi ojoo.
Mechie ya

rie nsi

Sixfeetbelle:
Taa! Mechie onu ure gi.
Iti bolibo

The past is vagina

Lies!!! see as person daughter set lips like antenna, who she wan dey whine dat lamba?!!

Blame it on the alcohol abi?

Devil and alcohol and Akon done carry blame wella inside life.

What do y'all think?

How can you pay money for privacy and still be uploaded on xvideos. imagine watching xvideos and seeing your wife in a hotel with you brother.

1. people who write their comments with only CAPITAL letters.

2. people who write in only very BOLD letters.

3. people who write in COLORS.

These kind of people are either suffering from self esteem issues where they feel thirsty for attention their parents didn't give them or they are suffering from an imaginary superiority complex where they fancy themselves to be of higher wisdom and try to judge and poke holes into peoples topics and comments, because it makes them feel better about themselves.

These kind of people you'll find rarely create topics because they can't stand judgement and criticism, because of their ego.

watch out for them! i know they'll come for me cos they fancy themselves judges!

Mikester:
I'll add this post to the jokes I wouldn't want to remember in 2021

okay youngin do that!

PoliticallyLeft:
Movie auditions, Reality show auditions and the entertainment industry , in general, are the places where you will find handsome ladies and gentlemen.

A movie Producer/Director , a professional responsible for the selection of a movie's cast or professional who screens contestants of a reality TV show will always consider beauty and appearance first of all. You need handsome and pretty faces that will captivate the boys and girls and glue them to their television sets.

When we talk about fine boys lacking hustling spirit, we're talking the percentage of handsome billionaires (not money induced handsomeness), percentage of handsome medical doctors (not freshness induced handsomeness), percentage of handsome politicians (like Ned Nwoko, Oshiomole , Obasanjo, Tinubu) , percentage of handsome service chiefs (like Buratai , Attahiru), percentage of handsome tech founders in Nigeria, percentage of handsome computer village traders etc.

It's a known fact that pretty girls get PR and HR jobs in top organizations and that Nollywood actresses purchase valuables than Nollywood actors (males) but it doesn't disqualify the assertion that most pretty girls do not work hard as their ugly counterparts because those industries are almost exclusively for fine people. All you need to get a breakthrough there is just a tiny sense in your head if you are very fineee.

And the IK Ogbonna example supports Czarr 's claim since his wife divorced him for being broke.

thanks...he just listed a few fine guys in the movie industry to discredit my claim.

3LACK:
niggur u ain't fine till u re rich, it increase as ur money increase. peace

okay niggur

Whether we like it or not the biological reason deep in our subconscious for ambition and that drive to accumulate wealth and resources is to attract the opposite sex with the best gene to reproduce with!

When guys complain of women and their love for money, physically attractive guys feel like they are living in another world because their experience with women is different, in fact sometimes it's the opposite, women do not mind spending money on them while offering them free WAP!

Average looking guys know that money brings women, good looking guys don't have that mindset, so they tend to just relax, while the average guys tend to hustle and make money, so we see a lot of average looking niggus with money and a lot of fine broke boys.

They are both incompetent.

Oga there is no guy asking to marry her abroad, she just wants you to feel obligated to marry her because you'll feel guilty for not allowing her marry her imaginary suitor.

Trust me! its a mind game thing, don't underestimate women and their ability to manipulate your emotions for their benefit.

The girl is still a learner sha....many girls would post you on their whatsapp but they make sure from their settings that only you can see it.

In my dream last night i mistakenly handed over someones car to the wrong person who drove away with it and never returned...and i was frustrated cos the owner called the police...i actually woke up with a headache and was so glad it was a dream because i hate anything police.

share yours!

stop seducing someones husband.

deepwater:
CZARR

You have no worries (Two hundred naira go solve this problem)

It is just a simple palmer wart
i call it simple because of how simple it is to cure (if only u know how)

CURE
You have it on your hand, beautiful
get engage in any wet event (like manual washing of cloths / bathroom etc etc)
something that would make your hand stay in water for extended period (say 2 hours)
the idea is to get the palm and affected area very soft
once this is achieved, get a new razor blade
gentle slice out the wart bump layer by layer (the swollen part that looks like blister)
dont worry, it wont burst, it is not blisters
you should slie it off layer by layer until it is flattened with your palm surface
that way you would see the wart build up itself (whitish in color)
remove those whitish stuff from the inside carefully with the razor blade
this would create a little pit on your finger
now get Nixoderm and apply the nixoderm into that pit/hole
fill the pit/hole up with nixoderm
whenever u get the finger wet or take your bath, apply nixoderm again
you would notice the pain would go off after the first day but dont stop keep applying the nixoderm
all the warts should be dead in 3 days, then you would see that spot dried off and starting to heal / close back
the closure of the spot back to normal may take days to weeks but the warts and that ugly look would be gone quickly before u would be able to reply me with a THANK YOU Ma!

now a very important thing to note is this:
1. Make sure you throw away that razor blade
2. if you use a needle to create the pit in removing the warts, through that needle away
3. once that needle or blade touch any open surface of body, the warts will automatically grow there no caps!
4. if you have open skin on your palm, please bandage it before u start this treatment cos that shhhiiit is highly transmitted.

let me know if this helps you.....




Also, the poster below treatment is something i know about and have seen it work before
However, just like AKIGBEMARU said his method is more efficient in private parts of the body as i would not advise you to cut open your private part.

Thanks a lot, i will try that.

Soon AY would release STINGY MEN movie in the cinema, that guy like to cash out from trends eh...na so him do MERRY MEN.

Old format!
i no just get energy type my story here or more accurately the story of one girl for my area wey dem wan scam like this, the guy told the girl that the gold chain and laptop he is sending from abroad would land in abuja airport and she would pay 16,650 naira to transport it to her residence in imo state, she told the scammer she has someone(me) in abuja that can pick it at the airport, long story short she sent me the number of the supposed airport people responsible for delivering the package, they said that i must pay the money if not the package would return back.

Realising the scam i told them to be patient that i was going to the bank, after that i told them the bank is crowded and closed that i was now on my way to the ATM, my prayer na make the scammers dey bar dey order drink, after that i told them to not be angry that the atm at my side is not dispensing that i would call a friend to transfer money to them, na so i turn the bastardss their life ehn, they wasted atleast 500naira calling me.

Ikuku lu bayele bakayoko kabiyesi lupita nyongo kilode iku abumayang

Duru9:
I don't know if there any difference between hire killer and serial killer

But I know of a hire killer in my village
He works with politician

During election he de carry hilux come home
Nobody dares him

There is a difference bro, hired killers are paid to kill, serial killers kills because they derive pleasure from killing to satisfy something dark within them.

Lately i've been watching Dexter, a series about a serial killer named dexter that hunts and kills other killers.

and i can't help but imagine that there are also serial killers in nigeria and we sometimes mistake them for ritual killings. you can't tell me that it's only that david west guy that kills prostitutes that we know as a serial killer in this country, even some people said he is a ritualist.

maybe we tell ourselves that all these girls we see dumped on the road side were killed by ritualist because we cannot come to terms with the fact that some people are just born to enjoy hunting and killing for fun!

if e close money go open am you go think say na bowleg - MI Abaga

Lol

Lol

The gods do not play with DNA!

recklesscrow:
It's called warts... It is caused by germs entering the body mostly through the mouth.... Do you bite ur nails off with teeth... If yes please stop now

Thanks alot...you are right i just googled it

y'all play too much! any doctor in the house come to my rescue biko

it started last year and it is making me really uncomfortable...it seems to be expanding, it started like a small wound like blister. Doctors in the house epp your boy!

You have to let her go, its not easy bit its for the best.

Funny has never been something i look out for in a woman, and if i happen to hang with a funny girl(rare) i find that the funnier she is the lower her sex appeal to me. like i don't find funny girls hot even if they look hot.

why is that?

Are there laws that punish paternity fraudsters in nigeria since it is also fraud? or is it a civil case?

SweetCunt97:
So we now in that Era that relationships should be based on finances huh? If women decides to reason along this ur wack thought process, u men will b fvcked

have you been living under a rock?..This is the code women live by....they are all about the finances....men should too