₦airaland Forum

Sirtony123:
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OJUcrook:
I am not suprised, FFK is as uncouth as they come. He is an expert at throwing expletives. I remember when[b] he once claimed that he fvcked bianca ojukwu without using a condom[/b].

Like most things that come out of that FFK uncouth mouth, they are TRUE!
I hate FFK die!

Teacher1776:
Now that the Ibrahim Jimoh's has failed, the next option is to rig the election in favour of APC just as was done in Edo state last month.

GossipHeart:
What is Safe Deposit Box in Nigeria

What do you think Nigeria is ??


How old are you ??

Why are you naturally dumb

Safe Deposit box was even in existence when my father was a teenager

Maybe, you went to a microfinance bank located in a village in IMO state and they told you they don't have safe deposit box

You don't have any useful or important documents in your life, you would have known that safe deposit box is in every Nigerian bank

People would be laughing at your ignorance

Don't ever in your life try to downgrade Nigeria

We don't give a fucck where you live

Ignorance is a disease

Atiku2019:
OBJ did not win in any Southwestern state in 1999.

Buhari won in 2015 because of Northcentral and Southwest.. But unfortunately with Buhari's non nonchalant attitude and keeping mute over Fulani heardsmen mayhem, it's a final goodbye to PMB come 2019
in Northcentral

Buhari won almost all Northeastern and Nirthwestern states in 2011. But still enjoyed his second position


Don't be Scared. Atiku2019

nwasinachi:
work, u no go work, see how u disgrace yourself, afonjas that used to accuse my igbo brothers of hawking gala should tell me which is more honourable- to hawk or to steal?

yemmybx:
Dame Patience Jonathan, wife of ex-President Goodluck Jonathan, ...........

The statement added, “For the avoidance of doubt, while indeed it is true that Dame Patience is in court for the protection of her fundamental rights infringed upon by a ‘No debit order’ placed on her funds by the EFCC, it is not for $15m but for funds less than $10m as has been clarified several times.

“The purported story in a newspaper on November 19, 2016, about a missing $175m allegedly belonging to the former first lady is not just fictitious but plain falsehood.”

Patience said if the EFCC was looking for a ‘missing’ $175m it should ask Skye Bank where all her accounts were domiciled.


http://punchng.com/account-balance-less-10m-patience-jonathan/

Onyekwelu7:
Very big disgrace to his Yoruba ppl

DeanAmbrose23:
Did GEJ fvck your mother on credit ni?? What brings about GEJ into this matter?

He ruined the economy, looted what was left and fvck your mother for-free!


That is what brought him into the discussion.

Afoori

fistonati:
I just dont take this man serious anymore.

He asked Nigerian to vote for Buhari, now Nigerians are suffering because of his {dubious} utterance's.

The more he talks, the more the National disaster.

All his talks hasn't effected Nigerians positively.

basilo102:
going through the thread i saw the level of yoruba ignorance on the diversity of nigeria. i am surprised yorubas can't recognise Edo name

pxjosh:
Its really saddening seeing these monsters rubbish Christianity. I hate to say this as a Christian but very many pastors are just businessmen and fraudsters, who go about deceiving people.

Funny enough even after this whole issue his church will still continue to grow in size

God have Mercy.

Stop blaming the Pastors now?

If anyone wants to be called a GOAT, who are my or who is the Pastor not to grant them their wish?

The truth is that "some" Nigerians are Greedy, selfish and very dangerous otherwise, why do they think any human can make them cut-corners with God?

You are a scammer, you sell adulterated goods, you sell fake medicine, you kill people by your daily actions of GREED, yet you want the Pastor to make you be the first person to see God?

HRHF:
Iran of all places?

So all her riches will now end up in Iran?

Duck Trump must hear this!

faitheverest:
How does feelings die?(pardon my English if its wrong)
Just getting confused everyday when couples separate over nothing,especially, the ones that have lasted for more than decade...
As in my Papa go come out now say him no marry my mama again over another woman?? Hian,chim oo!!!

fwc1705:
Unfortunately distractions derailed us from the subject matter. It is our constitution or our judges that encourage divorce in marriages ?. Divorce are made too cheap in Nigeria. In India or Kenya the property are shared equally between the husband and wife which discourage divorce based on trivial matters that can easily be revolved if there is heavy penalty from both side. The woman surfers greatly from divorce as she is left without anything but stipends from the husband which there is no compulsion for the husband to pay after the dissolution of the marriage. Any marriage that is more than five years old or produce more than two children must follow adequate compensation for the woman.

delishpot:
Na wa. Pastor left his wife and moved in with another woman while still married to the first. I guess he needs the divorce so that he can officialy move from adultery level to marriage .his church business can move well. I guess his flock of sheep are beginning to ask questions.
If she is possessed, why not do deliverance for her? since she is not going to pay deliverance fee, he may consider it a waste of time sha. Na this kaan eye him want take deliver his sheeple?
The woman sef, someone says he will kill you if they do not sepperate you guys, you still insist that you want the marriage to continue. Which kain love be that sef? Or she just want him tied to her so that he will not legally marry the other woman?

iykedare:
Our president thinks he will achieve anything with force in this era. He will only make it worse.

What a country!!

walexix:
Ask yourself who appointed Emefiuele? Is it not ur brother? Jonathan. Why calling Buhari on CBN decision? If you can't impregnate ur wife. You will say Buhari cause it. #Think#

Bolustic:
In as much as economic economic saboteurs must be severely dealt with, I would like to point out that CBN is the real enemy of Nigeria, [b]how did dollars meant for manufacturers end up in the hands of the black marketeers, CBN needs to put mechanisms in place to track how dollars disbursed are effectively utilized.

They should go the manufacturers too[/b]

MrMcJay:
The question the CBN Governor should be asked is:

Why should licensed Nigerian Banks not have Dollars to sell to Nigerians, but street hawkers have dollars to sell?

lekonso:
What is the meaning of Lalasticlala

Maleeq:
I have a problem with the lawyers representing and advising her.

1. You aren't listed on the board of the companies being investigated.
2. Your BVN isn't listed on the said account(s)
3. You have an ATM to withdraw from a corporate account and you claim that is enough proof you own the account and monies there in?
4. You made yourself complacent in the investigation by yourself, then you scream witch hunt?
5. You've not been able to prove the source of the said monies (into a corporate account not listed as yours o)

And the lawyers still find the grounds to stand as counsel to such person. In a sane society, they would have self blacklisted themselves from the bar.

Axon:
Mrs Alakija has not been investigated, Remi tinubu has not been investigated. .. thousands other dollar multi millionaires who obtained through corrupt means


This is how they pursued tompolo and closed down a university built by gej and NDA put the country in recession... tomorrow people who feel for her do the same, we will all blame the militants forgetting that buhari and his cohorts stoked the flames that will engulf our econmy... but as loyal zombies we are blinded to the reality behind militants actions

The rule of law is suspended when agbahime killers were freed or when yunusa was freed or when tjose that killed people in lagos were freed by their governor... many of tjose here crying for pej head here avoided those threads...

Wetin this one dey yarn?
This early momo, you are using oshogbo weed to eat Starch!
Shey na vegetable be that, ehn?

Nutase:
You either get used to it or take a walk.
The truth about marriage is you CANNOT change anyone.
The only attempt you can make at changing your spouse which has a 50 50 chance of working is to Change your responses towards your spouses weakness and this might appeal to the persons conscience to adjust.

she is telling you, in her most "courteous manner", that she is no longer interested in that marriage!

She is currently in what we call FRUSTRATION MODE!
SHE WANTS TO FRUSTRATE YOU, WITHOUT HURTING YOUR FEELINGS.

I guess you should take the cue and start making alternative plans to live well, after her exit.

Emassive:
Now i know you are blind in your brains.... Why do you think the fed govt is doing all it ca to stop oil theft?
Do you know how much was spent alone in Delta state election by militant groups just to impose their own governor?
I don't need to explain much cause you will need a class. Tompolo is worth more than all the SS Govrs put togther. He is the pillar of the region which is why the FG is after him at all cost but i pray they will never find him.

Abeg, it was Jonathan and Mama Piss that financed the Rigging in Rivers State, using our National Treasury

Tompolo can only run, he cant hide forever.
Even Osama Bin Laden could not
Just watch

Dasuks:
The FG cannot be intimidated.not by ragtag hoodlums. Tho caution would still need to be exercised.

The delta oil consignment we sell is about 122 million tonne per annum ( times 7 for barrels equivalent). That's a good 60 to a 100 billion annually depending on the market price. Nigeria better be looking at finished goods processing and manufacturing and not talking about other minerals and raw materials sales. Cos if it's the oil revenues one is trying to replace you need something that measures up to the cash volume it generates.
The 60-100 billion that naija gets from the 1.7 trillion dollar oil industry is several times the global nickel industry ( 20billion) , equal to the aluminum and copper industries as a whole (70-90 billion). And just short of the iron ore industry ( 110 ). Gold and the rest as. Global entities are about (170 b). You understand that individual participants in these industries take off either few billions or hundreds of millions. As for diamonds and rare earth metals lol. Those top off at about 5 billion globally.
Nowhere near replacing the revenues we have from oil. The hole will be glaring.
The Borno area apparently holds about 280 million tones of Doba like oil ( acidic and heavy ). Barely double the delta annual output in its entirety. How much do you think we'd make from that shit.

Lagos is the best bet with its service oriented sector that could serve the entire west Africa region. Even then that isn't raw revenue for govt. more closely affects GDP lol.
Let the FG be practical with this thing. And buy up some elders and groups to play up against the others. So there isn't a united front. The cash bleed is detrimental to the FG as they get the bulk share of 52/53 percent of the mula on a normal day. Even more so states without oil that depend solely on the FG will get bitten on it too. FG take the lead and use your federal might. One man called tompolo or whatever his name cannot be harming a vital source of income.

Philtrik:
“One of the most commonly forms of torture is the shocking treatment where inmates are given continuous shocking from an electric device for up to two hours. When going through this procedure, most of us urinate and defecate on our pants. Some people, who have spent some time there have developed brain damage or some form of mental problems,” he said.

Excerpts of the letter read: “Dear fellow citizens of Nigeria, this is the voice of your compatriots suffering in chinese prison. We have been looking for an opportunity to make our plights known to the public, but God is so kind, one of us is being released now. This is why we are using him as our contact to the outside world.

“Many of us have a very heavy sentences of death and life imprisonment. Some of us have spent over 15 years in prison. We want our home government to come to our aid. We are being treated like animals, mostly Nigerians and other Africans.

“We are tortured daily with electric device. The worst part is that it is our fellow prisoners officials use to carry out this torture. When we ask why they do this to us, they say it is because we are blacks, our government don’t care for us and our government can’t do anything to the[/b]m.

http://m.guardian.ng/news/over-2000-nigerians-dying-in-chinese-prisons/

[b]When we tell you Igbos to stay at home or Stop trying to be Rich by Hook or Crook, you say you are Hustlers, Smarter than the Afonjas, bold that Gulder and will buy the whole of Lagos with Drug Money!

Now that you are shitting on yourself under Chinese torture, you suddenly remember that we are "Dear FELLOW CITIZENS of Nigerian"? ?

We dash una to the Chinese Govt for experiments.
We dont need you in Nigeria.
You are not the only Blacks in China but you are Drug Carriers and Drug Pimps who want to get-rich-quick.

Abeg, Face your sentence in China, we nor send you there.... Buhari has enough problems to deal with in Nigeria

MissEdified:
Prophet T.B. Joshua of the Synagogue Church of All Nations, SCOAN, has claimed that the prayers of Americans reversed his prophesy on the US presidential elections.

T. B. Joshua had predicted that Hilary Clinton would win the election but Donald Trump won.

In a new video released by his church, T. B. Joshua said Americans prayed fervently for God to reverse his prophesy concerning the election, and they got what they wanted.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OEyDEgzDSA

http://www.newshelm.com/2016/11/video-prayers-of-americans-reversed-my.html

Kenmatt:
Austin still remains one among the best five footballers in the world.

Destined2win:
JJ retired too early

Destined2win:
Hmm! I recommend forensics

TunezMediaTV:
Elsie Okpocha, the wife of one of Nigeria finest stand up comic, Basketmouth, took to her social media to throw shade at the newly elected United States president[b] while showing off her endless list of perfumes[/b] which the mother of two gladly put on display in a sexy selfie.

http://www.tunezmediablog.com/2016/11/basketmouth-wife-elsie-shows-off-her.html?m=1

She must be smelling a lot, to need these amount of perfume.

I pity Basket mouth that he has to put up with such odour.

oxygen247:
Buhari and the fulani cabal have finally conquered the afonjas...

If l recall, it is the "Igbos" that have never produced a President since l was born...

These Red Soil people sef, shame nor dey catch them.
Slaves of the entity called Nigeria, No freedom for Slaves!

CHANCEMAN:
Is speculation a crime? Why should government dictate the mode I should hold my assets?

yeyeboi:
Imagine All The Problems This Dullard President Is Putting Nigerians through


It Shall Not Be Well With All The Government Elements Stressing We Innocent Citizen.

Just Imagine, Please I Want Zombies To Tell Me What This Dullards Has Achieved For Almost 2yrs Now

It is only Retardeens like you that are swearing over nothing!
Instead of using your God-given brain to find a solution to your laziness, you are waiting on Buhari to come and feed you with #5,000 per Month!

if you cant see what the President has achieved in 2years, then you really deserve to starve to death, like you are doing now!
Get a cure for your "Flattinosis" head disease.