₦airaland Forum

Noblethony:
Was fun, though I lost my dog during the walk, was very painful but all thanks to God.

Common "WALK", your Dog die for road!

So na dis kin Dog you expect to catch thief for night?

Yeeye, big-for-nothing Dog that has been eating dog food for nothing.
Make im die abeg, make better Dogs replace am.

NOC1:
Mtcheew, I won't be surprise to see this in FP, it has been this for some time niiii.
They are better than AERO that will pour juice for you in the smallest disposable cup

shobroy10:
But I thought ppl hate apc

phemmyutd:
Former President Olusegun Obasanjo on Saturday added humour to the South-West games of the Nigerian Medical Association, NMA, as he featured as the official referee for the football match organised by the body.
The match was between female and male doctors, and was played at the Moshood Abiola International Stadium, Abeokuta, Ogun State Capital.

The former president dished out rules to the players, and handed a male player the yellow card at some point.
Mr. Obasanjo’s athleticism, as he ran after the players, and his handling of the game, even awarding a penalty, turned out the key attraction for hundreds of amused spectators.

The match, which lasted 45minutes, ended in favour of the female doctors who led with 2 goals to 1.
Speaking after the match, the former president commended the doctors for deeming if fit to create time for physical exercise in spite of their tight schedule.

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/sports/football/216410-obasanjo-officiates-football-match-between-male-female-doctors.html

Paperwhite:
[/b]“I am not aware of any issue they (DSS) have been involved in that has elicited as much criticism as this one. It is not much because people are against them fighting corruption but the methodology.”[b]
Apart from being super cluelessness,the confusion in the Buhari's government is so glaring that inter-agencies ego fight will not allow the right thing to be done.DSS fighting financial crime while BH,NDA,& others are still posing security threat So sad Nigeria have lost it.

Mrbigman2:
This guy was one time very powerful.

Time of apologies and regrets.

sleekp1:
Free and fair election left with GEJ.
Next AD leader they might pick up is
Ashiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

Tinubu won't sleep tonight, his AD party is likely to come a distant 3rd in this election.

mriyesecnerwal:
I can relate to this well. My dad is strict also but I never had the liver to throw a punch but I'll talk and I'll do whatever I want to do. If I'll be kicked out, I'll pack my stuff and go. I was also kicked out yesterday not until my mom begged. When ever they say "what you sow you shall reap", I let them know my kids will never do such cos I won't do them as you're doing me. I don't even gist with him, only if I'm sooooo happy and feel like staying in d living room to have a chat. My first sister is my everything. Dads think because they make their sons go through a lot it can change them

specter:
It's a long shot. God forgives, I don't. ....

Worse is , I can't pray no more, I open my mouth words don't come out and when they do it's just showmanship like I don't mean what I say. It's affecting my relationship with God too cos I feel He can change me but won't. Cos I know He is the reason why I am where and who I am today . Just say a prayer for me that's all.

specter:
It's a long shot. God forgives, I don't. That's just who I have become. Maybe with time things will change. Yes there is a void I must confess. But I don't know how to forgive much more forget. I have come to aceept it that it's just who I am, and I can't change it. I still reemeber what transpired over 25years ago like it's yesterday. Nicely and neatly tucked away. I hate it truth. I am actually tired of living a wicked stone cold life. But God knows I have tried to change it but I can't. If God decides to change me, I am open to it anytime any day. Worse is , I can't pray no more, I open my mouth words don't come out and when they do it's just showmanship like I don't mean what I say. It's affecting my relationship with God too cos I feel He can change me but won't. Cos I know He is the reason why I am where and who I am today . Just say a prayer for me that's all.

mysteriouxx:
Forgiveness doesn’t mean to include that person back into
your life: Forgiving someone does not always mean to have
that person back into your life like nothing happened. There
are people whose sole presence is toxic in our lives. These
kind of people need to be loved from a distance, may be your
father, your brother, your once best friend, your ex. Life is too
short to make it harder and painful by allowing them back
into our circle of peacefulness. Thanks OP .
They always expect things to go back to as they were.

specter:
Tort I was alone. Sucks when as a Growing up kid nobody loved you, nobody wanted you. You feel sucidal. Mine was even worse cos both parent saw me as the source of their failed marriage. I refused to take side, had a mind of my own and was labelled black sheep of the family as the first son. It was killing . Left home at 16 going 17 to start life . He always expected I will come back when I don't find street life funny. I never did, rather I was succeeding in life and got into the uni. Then the rumour started that I had don blood money hence my younger ones should stay off me . Which they did and I hated them too for it. Celebrated all my birthdays from age 6 alone. I became a loner never when home during holidays. No home to return to till date. I still visit once I blue moon but have never stayed. Finally got talking with him after over 15years of me leaving the house. It made me stronger but destroyed my relationship with others in life. Learnt not to trust no one, fend for my self , lack emotions , stone cold heart and depend on no body. And this is destroying my relationship with people in my life. Cos I am too distant and unpredictable. Sometimes I am happy other times I am moody or indefferent. Thank God for my wife who gradually changed me and helped me get over the nightmares the street caused me. Today I am successful they wanna come back. To who and where I often ask. I don't think I can forgive completely or forget but I can still relate with them and use it as a levarage when ever they ask me of what I don't wanna do. But I never forget to support em financially when ever I can. But never will I go back to been one happy family. Only fear is it might affect my kids who might not know their root or get familiar with their root.

positivestory:
One day he got very drunk and began calling me names like “Little cockroach” because he knew I would never be as good as him. That’s when I lost it. At ten years old, I jumped towards my father and blindly hit him in every part of his body that I could reach with my tiny fists. My mother came running from the kitchen and had to separate us because, since my father was a mountain of a man, he was easily giving me the beating of my life. That was the last straw for my mother.

That night she kicked him out of the house and I could never see him again for a few years.
After that day, we were shocked, but felt a small piece of relief. Eventually we finally found peace. The divorce helped my mother to mature, to become stronger and wiser. She had always been there for me and my kid sister. I grew up with the love of my mother who played the role of a father as well. My raising made me think that, if I ever had children, I would never let them live the hell I lived.



From the Positive Story - www.thepositivestory.info

AlanSugar:
I stopped reading when I got to "that night she kicked him out of the house....". I knew this wasn't a story made in Nigeria for Nigerians, so what's my business?
Again, the writer isn't seasoned, else how do you start a story from telling your mum you no longer wanted to be at home to your mum crying bitterly and kicking your dad outta the house? So the reason for their divorce was cus you were tired of being at home? Nansense!

positivestory:
My father had always been a very strict man. He used to believe that his ways were the right ways and that everything had a logical order, he even considered himself “successful” because he had his own house, his own car, a high paid salary and a family. He indeed was a success at his office, since he had the guts to get everything done, but his own workers didn’t seem to follow him for the right reasons. They described my father as a man who liked to give orders and to keep things under control. He even told jokes at the expense of others to keep things “cool”, but in reality, those jokes were hurtful and humiliating. I don’t remember my father having any friends, nor saw him inviting anyone to our home for Christmas.

Father was always working hard, two shifts for five years. He later told me he did all that to give us a good future, but he was never present.
From the Positive Story ...............


- www.thepositivestory.info

lecturerdabo:
This Jimoh guy should accept that he is a political failure instead of this lame excuses he is peddling!

hopsydboi:
He spoke well. Dumb people won't understand.

247frolicboss:
The Minister of Power, Works and Housing, Babatunde Fashola, SAN, has stressed the need for Nigeria to develop its own plan capable of effectively addressing the current economic downturn.


Fashola, who spoke while delivering a lecture on “Freedom from Fear, Choices before the New Generation” to mark the 42nd convocation of the University of Benin, Edo State, said that Nigerians must overcome their fears and use their natural resources to create solutions and improve their lives.

While addressing the graduating students, he said, “We will not pray our way out of recession; we will plan and produce our way back to prosperity and out of recession and you are the freshest, youngest and most energetic workforce we will have to work with.

“You are the new batteries to power the engine of growth of our country. Your choices must be clear, free from fear, not reckless but driven by analytical thought, questioning and probing and ultimately determined by convictions.”

According to him, young Nigerians must, like their counterparts in developed countries, free their minds from fear, rather than depend solely on spiritual answers to the problems.

http://www.newshelm.com/2016/11/your-prayers-cannot-take-us-out-of.html

IYANGBALI:
Dem loot our treasury and thief our oil but dey will never stay in Nigeria to treat themselves wen dem sick.

Na amadioha and sango go kill all of una. Awon olosi eleribu. Ka da fun yin lai. Ofo lomi eko nse, ofo ni gbogbo yin o se.

Haaaa!

Come see "Epee" here o!

Iyangbali and Babangbali dey fight here o!

HungerBAD:
Interesting.

Very interesting indeed.

Some said he is well,but he was flown out in an Air Ambulance because he has malaria?this tells you where we are today as a nation.

When I hear people call Dangote, or even Forbes calling him the richest African,I just laugh. When I hear the likes of Alakija's or the noise maker,Emeka Offor shout about their wealth,I smile.

This is one man that has for decades been killing Nigeria,and looting us blindly to the ground,and he does it very silently.

Danjuma has more Oil Wells than any Nigerian dead or alive. I know I am guilty of shouting Jonathan's name always,but this is a man past and present Governments should have tried to collect our commonwealth from.

Danjuma is the definition of an untouchable Nigerian.

And after pillaging our funds that could have been used to develop our hospitals,he was Airlifted in an Air Ambulance to get treated for common malaria overseas.

Devil will punish all those, that have turned Nigeria's resources into their personal properties.

uselessMODs:
No doubt you've heard about MMM. Your friends says it pays, your neighbour is making money from it, people all around are participants. What could be wrong? You feel like joining but you feel it will soon crash. Well, you are not alone. Couple of months ago i was stil in your shoes, but now I have built a team structure which i guide. If you have not currently registered because of one reservation or another, pls contact me. Let us chat/talk about that reservation. You do not have to join if you are not convinced. But remember this, "Every business venture comes with risk, the bigger the risk the larger the payout".

If you dare nothing, when the day will have ended, nothing is what you will have gained.

Contact me on zero eight zero five five four five four seven nine nine. Pls unregistered people only. if you have registered, direct all enquiry to your assigned guider.

Come-easy, Go-easy!

Nor be today!

I dont know how old you are but go and ask your 'Bros' in Benin (Edo state) what WONDER BANK did to them, back in those days!
Some family are yet to recover from the damage till today.

You know what?
Keep enjoying your 'income' from your MMM but when the yawaa come gaaz, dont come here and start blaming Buhari o!
Just make sure you use your own income to build house so that you can live off the rent, when MMM daggers your rib.
That is just a question of time.

Chiefpriest1:
Too bad. The evidence against this guy is just so overwhelming. People who believe in Africa magic will say someone he offended placed a curse on him.

Those who believe in science or oyinbo magic will call it a compulsive disorder. In any case, generations after him will continue to bear this shame.

Questions are:

1. Did he actually have more than N2m in that car to pay for the iphones?

Chiefpriest1:
2. If he was going to pay why did he attempt to speed off?

Chiefpriest1:
3. Couldn't he have asked the salesboy to come with him to the car or just drop the phones before going to pick the money in the car.

Chiefpriest1:
4. Couldn't he have simply shown the mob the money he wanted to buy the phones with instead of allowing them beat him up.

Not withstanding, if he actually tried to steal the phones in this manner, he just needs to be flogged properly (36 strokes of cane, every morning for 36weeks! ) and warned to use his brain next time.

veekid:
May God help person Sha ....... buhari sef

Jenny1010:
God abeg pick my call oo


that cake is damn ugly though

[size=18pt]So, upon all the "Gra-Gra" una dey do for Nairaland, IPAD babe go still carry go marry AFONJA dude?

Thunder fire BIGOTRY![/size]



***Na one wicked Fulani-Boko woman do that cake, leave the matta!


ONE Naijeeriaaaaa.

hotice01:
Just 10k?
Our judiciary can be annoyingly funny!

AreaFada2:
Lol. Who do you think they learnt from? The seed the old ones sowed is growing in the youths.
Imagine that 90% of youths had led a meaningful & fulfilling lives, they won't have time to spread & spew negativity about.

Guess those who failed to take the country forward over decades?

The youth are mostly frustrated, disenfranchised & left behind. Their behaviour including on NL, is just a symptom.

I agree with you 101%!

But looking at it from the other side of the spectrum, l am sure these "failed elders" wont be around for too long!
Most of them are in their 60's and 70's!
So, l am expecting they would be gone soon.

The B.I.G problem then arises, when they are gone!

Our Yoots are not ready, not prepared, mentally, psychologically and in terms of core-values, to TAKE OVER the Mantle of Leadership.
That is where l foresee a huge problem, in the near future!

AreaFada2:
Alex is a part of photographic presidency now.

These kids will be told they are the future. We were told same. Yet till now, we are still called youths.
In Nigeria even Obama's And David Cameron's agemates are made Youth leaders in political parties.

This SGF Lawal, as long as he can breath, will still be clinging to political offices when these kids' own children are already in secondary school.
Ask Jerry Gana & Tony Anenih.

luorquay:
No......they should continue to blame GEJ till 4yrs of their tenure expire. The thunder wey go fire dem dey await instructions!!!

GEJ and his Forty thieves looted all the resources that was needed to run this country properly, for the next ten years!

Yes, Nigerians would ALWAYS remember and mention GEJ-the Looter, for generations to come.

Thank God his Shepopotamus did not sire any other "biologicl criminals" like GEJ himself otherwise, Nigeria would 'haf finish'!

michoim:
OBJ view does not matter anymore. Since his administration is part of the mess that need to be cleared.
This is not a matter of dwelling in the past; it is a matter of recognizing what has transpired to avoid falling into the same trap. For there is a wise saying that " those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it".

Even more DOOMED, are people like you who dont LEARN ANYTHING from History!

OBJ has learned from History, that is why he is capable of advising the current President.

juman:
Olusegun obasanjo: A disgrace to yoruba people.

At least he did not have to run away to Ivory Coast, dressed like a woman while leaving his WAILING IPODS to be massacred like flies, only to come back and beg FFK to pass-down that left-over fvck for him to chew-on, till im kaput!!

Now that is the Dictionary definition of a SPINELESS DISGRACE TO ALL Igbos GENERATION

Slim101:
Hello Ogas in the house. Please I need an advise on my roofing project. A site engineer freind of mine introduced me to someone that just changed his long span roofing to step-tiles. The long span is 0.45 and still in good shap (according to my layman's view). This will save me a lot of costs monetary wise. I was made to understand that roofing factories can repair the nail holes and repray it to whatever color I desire and use it for my building and it will look as good as near new. I want to know if this is truly possible and if it's a good idea. The house it was removed from is way bigger than mine and it's most likely to be more than enough. I'm still planning to take my carpenter to see the aluminium sheets but I need professional advise here first. Thanks for your anticipated advise.

I have attached the Aluminium sheets, the building it was removed and the screen-shot of the exact design and patern of a brand new one.