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Negroid001:
I chop the woman money no be here oo.

Na lie guy,... you're saying this to save face

The woman used your ass for attention and your conscience won finish you after you had realized late, pained by the reality, you decided to write that statement up there to probably amend the remaining smashed and dashed ego because you were probably picturing in that your coconut head another man doing the same thing to your virtuos anointed wife that's why your eyes cleared and ran

You and this your tales by moonlight

Warl0ck:
Omo, that woman joined nairaland when i was 4yrs old ;.

Which mean say, she fit born me ooo

She be ancestor for nairaland o

https://www.nairaland.com/kobojunkie

So you're 20 years old, no wonder

endsarrrs:
Tell yourself to leave the house for the maid

dollyjoy:
No please, a single guy is not permitted to fall in love in his mid thirties. In fact if he does, he will be regarded as a simp and will be caught off by real men

It is "cut off" not "caught off"

Generalwoodz:
Not many only a considerable few...

Since these ladies get "HIT" by guys like you whom like Tesla robots say exact same thing to their overstressed and overstretched ear.

Don't discuss things an average Nigerian guy would say to a lady. Others before you have come and gone. They all walked the same paths and particularly repeated same shits. Pave your own path and stand ten toes. Let your train of thought be a reflection of magnificent engine at work.

Be unabashedly and say things without an iota of shame. Do not restrain or cap your feelings. Don't bottle any emotions you desire to let her see.

Be crazy but in beautiful way.

The one surefire way to unchain, free the beast in her femininity is to allow her do most of the talking. Bait her. As though she's a monkey give her bananas, pay attention. "Push with your words and make her say things by saying words that cut like hot knife in a butter

And when you hit the mark the flood gate opens.


In other news: I've got 2015 fb account for sell. Pls come and buy before HUNGER shift my womb.

Danke!

You're very experienced with the way you wrote those things. You just wrote everything correctly.
Correct guyman.

modsfucker:
My brother is AS and his wife is AS. When the wife got pregnant in the UK, the hospital there advised them to terminate the pregnancy, but they insisted on keeping it, and now they have their AA daughter. So the chances are higher that you'll have more AS babies than even SS. If you so much love her, and you think she's the perfect one, just take the risk, it's worth taking.

Oga to slap you dey hungry me

See how someone up there with the "F" moniker already looking down at the Op because he made mention that he went to the traditional marriage with his Keke.

Do you know what it means for a man to swallow his pride and ego to say that he went to a traditional marriage with his Keke or do you know what it means for a man to say that he's involved in Keke hustlings, it takes alot for a man to say it. You no go understand.

See the way she's looking down on him already with disgust and funnily enough na her type this yahoo boys dey like use to renew their cashflow


Op may God continue to guide and protect and provide for you and your precious Keke.

I wish thee well.

There will light at the end of the tunnel for men, mark this somewhere, I wish thee well ma gee, continue cutting your coat according to your size.

Jeweltz:
LoL. They will soon understand. Crying crying , especially the woman. The moment she gets there and she's alone for years without no one checking up on her. Imagine you wake up everyday of your life lonely with no one to share with , just Money, food and work. Money is important, but no one wants to die lonely. And no matter what women say here about not needing a man, it's a lie. They cry to sleep on their bed here all night, wishing and praying a man approach. I know this because most of them confide in me . We all need a man. I do too

Did you find the man in Canada you were looking for

TradingGod:
The guy is right


The OP messed up by giving that bitčh too much leverage in that house

If OP had clipped her wings the very first day they started dating all these rubbish wouldn't have happened




All these stories of men allowing their wife to have a say in thier house is the problem of all this domestice violence shit



Put a woman in her place and she will never have the boldness and effontry to disgrace you infront of her inlaws

You're a wise man

freemanq:
Animal come and clap now Ewu

Oga to slap you dey hungry me

Better stay away from anything marriage advice because you will be blamed badly by that your same friend and might even turn to an enemy.

Beware!!

freemanq:
Go and ask your village king

Oga to slap you dey hungry me

CallmeTrinity:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Useless pathetic excuse of a male... Basically you love an ashewo. You are a dirty excuse for a man
Na your type allow these ashewos get mouth. Stupid fūck boy


You are suffering from very low self esteem. Maybe you are very very ugly and feel you don't deserve a low value cheap slut like her. You will forever be used by work because what is broken in you can't be fixed. You never learned how to be a man you thought having a dick makes you a man.

You Habe no self worth or self value, I am sure you haven't ever attained your potential in life.

Useless weak nonsense excuse of a man

Na your type all these Nairaland ENPs dey use shine. So low in sefl worth and value. Guy you are a very low value man. It's better for a man to remain single and develop self worth than to be like you.you are a waste

If this man commits suicide, I'll personally slice your balls and store them In the fridge.

CallmeTrinity:
Listen you this evening newspaper. Keep my name out your cum stained mouth...

You over aged cum bucket 😂😂😂

Oga to slap you this early morning dey hungry me

Babara1994:
That's not true. If she had a sore in her mouth, she could infect him

If she had a sore in her mouth she cannot infect him.


She cannot infect him because for her to have a sore in her mouth, he has to have an open wound or cut on his penis for the transmission to take place, even with the sore in her mouth, she cannot infect him if he does not have a wound or cut on his penis.

You're not financially buoyant and you want to knack and impregnate someone..... Oga to slap you dey hungry me

rickpat:
this country can make one go insane


the funny part is that citizens tend to play down how useless and corrupt this country is...

my bro,those money are sold to pos operators who in turn charge very high if you want new notes...it's a shame... spits

You are right

Oga why are you still angry after 2 hours and thirty minutes

Fuckallmods:
thanks. Na 3k sha but just wait small make I confirm like after 2-3 days

Alright, I believe you're a man of your word, after 2-3days of confirmation of my valuable knowledge and information, come back and keep to your word.

Since yesterday you dey whine us, drop this information let our eyes be opened

Fuckallmods:
I was on CD bro… and I paid for the sex. You ever heard a scripture:
Ecclesiastes 10:19
“A feast is made for laughter, wine makes life merry, and money is the answer for everything.”
Ain’t nobody taking anyone’s glory when money is involved.
Make Ona talk solution here or I’ll just stick with my augmentin

Relax, chances of getting STD from a bl0wjob is very very tiny, unless you had a wound on your penis, having an open wound on your penis is the partway through an STD can enter, but since you had no wound or injury on your penis before the bl0wjob, you have nothing to worry about.

Now, I suggest that you pay me the remaining 30% you were supposed to pay the olosho for this valuable information I just gave you as appreciation for the knowledge I just dished out.

Atiku in this picture is a handsome man

Jashub:
She is manipulative, and you should do yourself a favor and walk out of that relationship before it becomes toxic. As man , never take disrespect from any woman , even if she is your sister. Lastly , work on yourself: have money , go to the gym , look strong and capable. Women will flock to you and you will have the option to replace as many as you want

This is quality advice

Streetmovement:
Wotoporiously speaking

Just dey play, you better break up with that fool

If you sweep this advise I'm giving you now under the rocks, wetin your eyes go see in a long run I swear even your village people go dey amazed

It is called under the rug, not under the rocks

@Dailyparrot, please put me through on that academic research for foreign students.

Please educate me on that.

yomi007k:
The bank manager must be jailed for dating this ugly girl because of yansh.


I hate mumu men.

She only has thick thighs, she doesn't have yansh.

Anal55:
Does it mean I will have to forfeit that very apartment

Yes sir, do it out of respect you have for your elder brother. But call your nephew face to face, let the environment not be tensed, control the conversation and let him know that you'll have left the place for him out of respect you have for his father which is your elder brother and his actions that he took When you weren't around by breaking into your apartment and changing ceiling and paint Is disrespectful and insulting.

Please be calm while saying this because I know It won't be easy so that the situation will not escalate further, if the guy has sense, he'll apologize and even respect you more.

You just have to swallow your pride and ego as a man to handle this situation expertly and peacefully.

The guy Is not on your level by any means even if he's financially more buoyant than you. Show him that you're mentally miles ahead of him.

Good luck

Anal55:
Does it mean I will have to forfeit that very apartment

Yes sir, do it out of respect you have for your elder brother. But call your nephew, let the environment not be tensed, control the conversation and let him know that you'll have left the place for him out of respect you have for his father which is your elder brother and his actions that he took When you weren't around by breaking into your apartment and changing ceiling and paint Is disrespectful and insulting.

Please be calm while saying this because I know It won't be easy so that the situation will not escalate further, if the guy has sense, he'll apologize and even respect you more.

You just have to swallow your pride and ego as a man to handle this situation expertly and peacefully.

The guy Is not on your level by any means even if he's financially more buoyant than you. Show him that you're mentally miles ahead of him.

Good luck

Anal55:
Does it mean I will have to forfeit that very apartment

Yes sir, do it out of respect you have for your elder brother. But call your nephew, let the environment not be tensed, control the conversation and let him know that you'll have left the place for him out of respect you have for his father which is your elder brother and his actions that he took When you weren't around by breaking into your apartment and changing ceiling and paint Is disrespectful and insulting.

Please be calm while saying this because I know It won't be easy so that the situation will not escalate further, if the guy has sense, he'll apologize and even respect you more.

You just have to swallow your pride and ego as a man to handle this situation expertly and peacefully.

The guy Is not on your level by any means even if he's financially more buoyant than you. Show him that you're mentally miles ahead of him.

Good luck