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Wow

See BBN Dianne for the middle.

Happy birthday cuties...

Foolish people.

That's what they dispatched to my dad's area comprising of over 70 houses to share.

DanseMacabre:
Guy seriously though, wetin be Awolowo leaf?

Na one kind leaf like dat wey we dey use as first aid for injuries those days.

Kai...

This is what we call " one for the road".

Abeg make madam take am easy. That baby was destined to come through her for a purpose.

The above should calm her down.

Old stale news Mr blogger wannabe

If you were anywhere close to me right now ehn, the kind slap wey you for chop from my palm na kobik wan nigh birus.

You are a very silly naive stupid boy. Na wetin you say want make you commit suicide?

I sorry for your mama. She don see am say the girl wise pass you that's why she warn you about her.

The slay queen don open pregnancy and dibia office for your head now you don dey shake like Awolowo leaf.

If you know what's good for you, you had better told her to refrain from calling to tell you any shit about any native doctor or else you'd block her from your phone, and damn her to announce whatever she likes to whoever.

Do not succumb to her cheap blackmail. She's seen through your naivety and that's what she's feeding off.

On a lighter note:

So suddenly:

New York 'the city that never sleeps' is now asleep, all quiet.

Paris the 'center of romance' lives in echos.

Rome 'the eternal city' is deserted.

Disney is out of magic.

London is caged in silence, the Queen speaks to her people from a hidden room.

Mecca is empty! Nobody to 'stone the devil'.

The Chinese wall is no longer a fortress.

The G8 nations are speechless.

The developed world suddenly on its knees.

Churches, mosques, great parks, monuments, stadiums are filled with unfilled spaces.

The busiest places at present were hitherto the most dreaded: hospitals and cemeteries.

The famous football leagues, fashion shows, exotic weddings, festivals all lost to memory.

Celebrities have run out of celebrations. Our titles, status and privileged positions are stale.

With all our boastful 'citizenship' we cannot step out of our houses. With all our savings in gold and cash, we can only buy food to eat and toilet papers to take care of the waste.

We usually went to watch animals in cages, now animals roam our empty streets, watching us in our 'cages'.

With our expensive clothes and shoes, our house clothes and pajamas are the latest fashion.

AND despite all these 'oddities'...the world still goes on; the sun still shines; the birds still sing.

When this long night finally gets over and a new day sets in, let us not forget the lesson of the long night - that the only essential is LIFE, the rest are but dispensable prefixes and suffixes - BUSY EMPTINESS.

Very beautiful with a drastic cut in the CO2 emissions.

Sotey everywhere don dey green sef.

Just the first day of normal resumption of daily hustle you no go recognize any of these places again. Dem go don use leg and shiit design those green areas.

This is how they would have roasted a poor innocent kid over a false alarm.

I go print this one out for my house sharp sharp.

My children dey chop like broilers and boilers even for this general market period.

When things dey normal no shaking dem fit eat anyhow.

Hmmm....

Trump isn't the best fit to lead the US at this critical time.

Putin has got him by the balls.

Eyaaa...

Such a hunk of a man.

Rest well handsome man.

Modified:

Just saw op added the cause of death. Well, what can I say still than to wish him eternal rest.

See him looking like an over-fed bulldog.

Greedy lots.

I wonder when the poor citizens of the state will ever get lucky to share from the huge allocate accessible to the state every month if not at this critical time.

It is not getting any funnier at all.

My heart bleeds for Africa in anticipation of when it all peaks.

This old pic and story?

The blogger just begin use phone.

Trump don learn one thing from Baba Sala finally.

Hmmm Bubu wan imitate Trump abi wetin?

Oldboy...

If it's a gaboon viper be rest assured mama gaboon and baby gaboon's sinlings are not very far away.

Lol

Our resident distributors here the Pocahontas and Beremx go do better job sef.

The anger na say the contractor no quick release for the main people for North I'm sure.

Lol

The contractor delayed in releasing to the Minister's poorest of the poor in the North.

Even dem Pocahontas et al go do a better job of disbursement.

God bless y'all for helping the needy at this trying time.

This is certainly not Nigeria neither does it have anything to do with COVID 19 or the lockdown.

That aside, a careful look at the mad man will tell you he is already mad at life because he has none.

What a cursed soul.

Cool cute woman.

Lol

Nigerians.

The camera crew don kiss their work bye bye

See the serious rehearsal for ordinary "reading" session oh.

Good one.

Teach the government work abeg

Hmmm.

Me wey carry my two legs say I wan trek go Europe, na so I go lost for road inside Morocco.

But God in his infinite mercies and plans he has for my life going forward placed kind-hearted Moroccans at every juncture to bail me out without much of any communication between us. They usually just stepped in, rendered their helps like true Angels, and off they go without even waiting for a "thank you".

Long tori oh

There's indeed God. He abideth with me till this day and there are angels truly, they abound even on this forum.

The two of una get enough time for una hands.

Wow...


My heart goes out to his family and loved ones.

He'd finally be able to apologize directly to the victims of his ill-fated airline 14 years ago even though say those ones don senior am for yonder.

DZTech:
have they called journalists to come and thank d gov for them?
at least, let d world know they're grateful to him.
and den send a message asking d gov for d sharing formula.
abi na

I hope the "thank you" message reaches him through this medium.

koffsman:
For how many people or how many compounds

70+ compounds.

I love you...