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Lol...who is now the real mmmeeeehhhhh...

There can only be one he-goat...he has the goatie beards to show for it....

All hail the god of football...

Ola"leo"kan Adebi"Messi"...

Lol...who is now the real mmmeeeehhhhh...

There can only be on he-goat...he has the goatie to show for it....

All hail the god of football...

Ola"leo"kan Adebi"Messi"...

Olatunji1929:
are you one of the kidnappers? you sound like a broken bottle

Of course I am...and the deal is to kidnap those kidnapping our commonwealth thereby proliferating the society with the likes of you who can't see beyond their noses..

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This one wey directly threaten them and their loots won't waste any time getting passed. They need to be able to enjoy their blood monies in peace.

They are hugely mistaken though...the poor will become so hungry someday that the only meal left for them to feed on will be the rich and those keeping them poor...

One day one day monkey go go market...e no go know road to go back house..

Ekaka1:
Daddy..jor ki Lon smoke....the thing no get pair at all...kaiiii

I just smoke eba with efo riro...lol

This will be a very interesting fight...

I would be the best fit to run the commentary...

Welcome to bitches rumble naija 2019....this promises to be a fight like no other in the world of cat fights...

Sitting on the left corner is an unrepentant/unforgiving bitter bitch with miltiple personality disorder a resultant effect of substance abuse over the years who has been trying to dethrone Mr Blackface of the defunct plantashun boyz....please make welcome guyz Ms Toto and Dickkkkkkk

Now on the right corner and Totos challenger for the crown of Nigeria's slayest bitch is a semi yokozuna pretending to be a 100% muscle-filled and not excess palm oil...though the jury is still out on that...lets hope this fight will lay to rest every assumptions and presumptions. Make welcome guys the yoruba jezebel Ms Fuckerr....

andycom:
you think she's daft? she'll conduct a DNA test on any guy that comes showing up until she gets to the rightful father.

No she's not daft......she is just looking for the guy that knocked her up to tell him she missed her period...help us deliver the message please...

Auladimeji:
All the whole England except Manchester city are against Barcelona but We will still beat Liverpool

Correct your English my friend...you can't use "all and the whole" in same sentence...

Wether na nose Joseph Yobo take dey talk abi na nyansh oo...I juat no fit understand again....

The guy wan use laff kill me....

No matter how my brother try twist him tongue....the Rivers tongue no gree hide himself....

Dude is doing a great job though with his analysis. .

Like for like...what the creams has joined together...let no Funke put asunder.. awon werey oshi

Only for Nigeria we get Evans the kidnapper..Dino Melaye...Yeye Bello..Nnamdi Kanu..Asari Dokubo..Atikulated Obituary...Thifnubu..Oshi Omo Ale...Toto and Dick...Risky bobo and Bubu...

We are indeed a blessed nation...

Whadafeck...

AngelicBeing:
Hian, Lol at adopt the lady and the son, Una go kill person with laugh for Nairaland.com

Angelic....if you want a new daddy too feel free...I am a daddy yo...lol

This is part of the reasons why South Africa is rated and keeps getting rated higher than Nigeria by those who call the shots on the global front.

Na God know wetin him create and how him create am...if e no good for him eye make e handle am him way...

Who am I to judge or cast aspersions on what I know or understandeth not...

Nigerians don enter the archives for her matter...she never see anything..

Good...

They should also pass a bill on the number of kids a couple should have or the number of times a couple should copulate in a month..

It is well...

Every governor should indeed learn how to govern by proxy with a group of 7 Alibabas calling the shots to govern a people and country like ours.

If you come Abuja ehnnn...everybody don accept their fate and braced up for the next four years.

This will be a very interesting fight...

I would be the best fit to run the commentary...

Welcome to bitches rumble naija 2019....this promises to be a fight like no other in the world of cat fights...

Sitting on the left corner is an unrepentant/unforgiving bitter bitch with miltiple personality disorder a resultant effect of substance abuse over the years who has been trying to dethrone Mr Blackface of the defunct plantashun boyz....please make welcome guyz Ms Toto and Dickkkkkkk

Now on the right corner and Totos challenger for the crown of Nigeria's slayest bitch is a semi yokozuna pretending to be a 100% muscle-filled and not excess palm oil...though the jury is still out on that...lets hope this fight will lay to rest every assumptions and presumptions. Make welcome guys the yoruba jezebel Ms Fuckerr....

Jeez..I pray he comes out stronger after this.

Abeg make bros hang gloves and boots sharp sharp..he has won all there is to win in the game. Time to pull the curtains on an illustrious trophy-laden career.

Kyrx:
I'm happy that you re-route your path, may God forgive your past deeds.

Amen my brother....dem no dey tell person. ..

Nairaland is indeed gone to the dogs...

It has now become a forum/platforn for depressing vents from sick psychotic beings.

What a fall....

This is indeed that one true spirit of love and kindness as preached and practiced in the holy books.

I am awed and congratulate the idea and partakers behind this selfless and noble act.

We all can make the world a better and livable place


Yes we can...

Jeez..I pray he comes out stronger after this.

Abeg make bros hang gloves and boots sharp sharp..he has won all there is to win in the game. Time to pull the curtains on an illustrious trophy-laden career.

TempleHouse:
God bless you !
For a woman to descend so low about the father of your only child is beyond my imagination.
This lady is totally a great daughter of Jezebel

Even Jezebel just tell me now aay she dey fear Tonto

Na people wey get insecurities like you go dey pay you to come their party come chop and drink....nonsense

Instead I go invite Ikorodu bois at least dm gettalent to show my guests and make dem laff..

francis2565:
Kai bros you make super sense, your gramatical arrangement/the pigin make me dough my cap for you.
But seriously how expensive is autopsy that Nigeria govt can't make available for issues like this

Lol...thanks brother...

bolinjkezzy:
I also ventured into the Yahoo thing briefly though, my first victim was a Spanish man living in the US. The rest is history. Now I don face my civil/structural engineering hustle proper.

Proud of you man....

Upon the guy money...the hippopotamus was only concerned about stuffing her stomach and refused to upgrade herself academically.

I know say na all these nitwit bloggers dey pit out all these lies with headache inducing English.

Na shoprite price you put o...799...

Whatever happened to this pretty chubby woman of old...

I preferred her in her old skin...

Congratulations "You go dye"...

Was gonna ask about your son's mum though..too bad to see your Comedy couldn't keep her...

From the unnecessary details contained in the news it is easy to deduce that this was a press release curated and put out there by this new baby mama just to avoid some tongue lashings...loL

Sense wee not kee you Eki..

Thank God he is one minute and fertile...there are loads of multiple minute men out there who can't successfully pee out a kid...