₦airaland Forum

Tozara:
Riff-raff. It's because your mother is all this that she gave birth to a bastard like you.

Go and bully her instead for mistake.

Thank you dear
ignore him though , he is just seeking attention,
not worth your time at all,
Unless you just want to catch fun
Lol, he was so pained by the rebuke he got for his foolishness that he gave me 2 mentioñs

LuvU2:
Dont kid urself. I'm igbo nd there are beautiful women in all tribes. U will know if u travel more. If ur definition of pretty is fair face and pointy nose, then u re only limiting urself to a standard set by urself or your colonial masters cos there re very pretty women without those features.

Yoruba has a lot of pretty women. I saw a Yoruba girl in a salon recently and i was wondering how someone can be this perfect. She didn't have pointy nose or fair skin either. ❤ ❤

Who said his definition of pretty is pointy nose and a fair face? He didn't say that so why are did you immediately go to that as his definition??
You took his statement and twisted it to mean what you want then acted like that's what he meant.
Don't put your projections on him,

All Igbo women don't have a fair face with pointy nose.

Also, If his definition of pretty is a fair face with a pointy nose then that is his definition of pretty, it does not have to be imposed by colonial masters, it may just be what he prefers.

With all that said there are beautiful women in every tribe.

Yes! yes! yes! yes!

Wish they also do something like this in Nigeria, so that stupid mentality of a girl's dressing can lead to rape or harassment will die.

But op it's a free world last last, if you really don't like your girl's sleeping habits,
Leave her and find someone whose habits you prefer,
Your choice.

greenhulk:
But seriously if the lady is my sister I will advice her against marrying this op. So just because someone comes to visit u and wakes up 7am (probably on a weekend) then that makes her not fit enough to be a wife material? I know ur type, u are one of those rigid '
This is Africa ' kind of men. Those that will beat their wife up and see nothing wrong with it . R u looking for a housegirl or a wife? So let me see... U expect her to wake by 5am, make ur food and serve u breakfast in bed and she must be on her knees while serving u the food abi. See this hustler dey form big man, so what will u do then when u become really rich, u will tie a rope to her neck

LMAO

donlucabrazi:


You all should quit the criticisms already. The thread says "Yoga Instructor shows off her FLEXIBILTY and not SIX PACKS".....and from the pics, she's quite flexible for her size!......

Most of us find it easy to laugh at others to to feel good about ourselves when in truth, we are battling with our own insecurities. How many of us can proudly show off every part of our body without feeling ashamed?

Most of these savage comments are from people who wish on a daily basis they had firmer, Larger, or smaller boobs....Bigger/Longer Diicks, pointed noses, bigger Asses, and so on. Yet here we are feeling so righteous in a faceless forum. Shame on you all....

To you out there feeling ashamed of your body. Pls do not let the world redefine you. You are beautiful the way you are and they are people secretly wishing they were like you. You did not create yourself did you?

With that said, do the best best you can to change the things you can about yourself. Eat right and exercise frequently. For the things you cannot change, accept them and move on. There's someone out there who loves you just as u are

I don't know why I'm writing this episode. I believe I was led by the spirit. It is my firm believe that this little contribution will comfort someone out there and be a source of inspiration to others!

Thanks and God bless us all
#ENDSARS

So nice.

Uchihaitaci:
are you this desperate for acceptance? let me guess you are very fat and ugly as sin?
see let me tell you, nairaland girls find desperate guys unattractive.. so stop saying rubbish just to get sympathy

Leave him alone

You're part of the Nigerians who have a very silly mindset where they want to control how others act and at the same time are so immature to know that everyone cannot be like them and are very intolerant to accept that everyone can't think the same.
Calling someone's opinion rubbish because he doesn't agree with you.
Did he tell you he was looking for anyone's acceptance?
Did he tell you he was looking for sympathy?
Mtchewww,

You people just come to nairaland to say nonsense sometimes.

onatisi:
sister but that is the bitter truth of life ,
this lady is using her body to gain popularity, fame and money without engaging in any vices
she is now known worldwide, while many of those laughing at her will never be known worldwide
she is using what she has to get what she needs
if only ppl can see the internet as an avenue of achieving things,learning things and not just a place to laugh and joke
then they will realize the power of the internet.
daddy freeze too is using his own criticisms of pastors to get adverts on his twitter page and more followers
ppl are just taking big advantage of the net , while some while away their time joking on it

True, very true. All true.


I don't think freeze goal is to get more adverts and followers though, although it's definitely a side benefit.

earthsync:
she's comfortable in her own skin, good for her.

That's the most important thing. Self love, I'm glad she did what she wanted regardless of her weight

onatisi:
leave dem , let them continue laughing at her
already she has over 350,000 followers, many of those laughing at her here don't even have 20 , even their family members aren't following them
many plus size women world wide are already contacting the lady and she is making cool bucks
the same medium ppl are using to laugh and criticize is the same many are making millions with

Chaii, no chill this early morning

Exciton:
Haha!

All of society (government, justice, the Constitution, morality, good, evil etc) is really nothing but a social construct. However, it is necessary to have them if we don't wanna live short, brutish lives devoid of beauty like science, art etc.

Was that your intention? Lol, it really made me laugh.

Blackfyre:
Thank God no lives were lost....

Hi
It's been a while, how have you been?

Exciton:
Haha!

All of society (government, justice, the Constitution, morality, good, evil etc) is really nothing but a social construct. However, it is necessary to have them if we don't wanna live short, brutish lives devoid of beauty like science, art etc.

True.

Dog lovers and cuddlers like me

otemanuduno:
Happy New Year 2017. I wish you all a better year
It's a fact that some people in my country will lose their religion this year.
-Some will lose it when their reasoning has been liberated over the bounds of religion.
-Some will lose it because the felt that their gods(Yahweh, Allah etc) are not answering their prayers.
-Some will lose it because they haven't seen any evidence of the real God.
-Some will lose it because they are fed up with it.
-Some will lose it because of the excessive ways their pastors have duped them.
-Some will lose it because of a spontaneous evolution of the brain they had.
-Some will lose it because they discovered that the pastors whom they trusted are just bunches of 419s.

Now when you have finally lost your religion, this is a thread where you can come in and be accepted.

THE KEYWORDS HERE ARE:

1. Use your brain
2. Worship no god
3. Do good to fellow humans.

So please if you know anyone who have lost their grips on the obsession of Religion, be it a Christian, a Muslim or a traditional worshipper, please direct them here.

THANKS.

Me!!!
Me!!!!!!

MISSCONGENIALITY:
I don't understand how someone would want a lady who has no kids yet to wake up early just because he wants to marry her.
So you want her to start practicing motherhood now when she's supposed to enjoy a little?
Why don't you too start paying school fees for unborn children since you want her to start walk g up early to take care of your future kids?

I love this

Some people just like to ginger.Him sure she must have callculated her time before waking up by 7am. When kids come, you won't 've the one to woe her because she will authomaticaly adapt to motherhood.
Op is the kind that makes ladies dread marriage. The kind of men that will want to turn a woman to slave instead of a wife. Besides if your wife doesn't wake up to take cRe of your kids, do it. She didn't inpreganate herself and also you are both working. And I'm sure she does most house chores than you

That's what he doesn't understand, she has arranged her time well and it works for her perfectly, but op says she must wake early, oh well, I'm sure the way she has arranged her time as she is childless now she will also rearrange when she gets kids but it seems op doesn't trust that she will do so and wants to see it in action.
He wants her to act like a mother when she isn't one. He wants her to change her lifestyle for no good reason other than he wants to. And he seems to think that only the woman should bathe, feed and dress the kids, he better change that mindset fast.

He asks if he should be buying breakfast when she is around implying that everytine she is around she is expected to make breakfast for him,

So a man taking care of his own children, feeding, bathing his own children = houseboy or slave?

His own children??
All these slavedrivers so sorry , "Men" on nairaland won't kill me.

Mtcheww.

People want to kill op
LMAO

It's good for him,

Exciton:
At the fundamental level, there's no reason why you can't roast your siblings for dinner. However, over time, we (well, most human beings) have developed a society with laws/morals e.g one in which it is unacceptable to feed on fellow human beings. So, it is obvious that there should be a natural aversion to eating fellow primates with similar physical features. A cannibalistic society would surely see nothing wrong in eating monkeys, chimps and the likes. But such is very close to the "moral lines" that we've created.

I guess you should understand better now.

This scares me and makes me laugh at the same time.
I guess it's just the deadpan way in which it's written.
Saying something that's considered outrageous in such a matter-of-fact way.

Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Please FP

Love her confidence
Shut the stupid body shamers up

emeijeh:
The code has been activated



I repeat, the code has been activated.



Pictured from left to right : Doinique, Lalasnakelala (the shirtless guy) , Sun
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Lol

Nigerian men
Doing what they do best,

Hypocrital misogynistic beings,
See calm suggestions telling the woman not to leave,
No insults for the man as usual, (except from few posters) some even praising him and insulting the bridesmaids while giving excuses for the man(just imagine ) insulting the wife, saying she must have been a runs girl, and as usual their favourite mantra, men cheat

Imagine if it was the woman who cheated, and whose family gave her husband to be land and other gifts

We would have seen all manner of insults on this thread, women are hoes, oloshos and the rest foolishness their stupid useless selves exhibit when the woman is the one wrong.
Mtcheww.


As for the bride to be. You know what to do, let that man and your bridesmaids go,
Cut them off from your life completely,

ollah1:
How conveniently do you guys quote old testament only when it suits your narrative but you go haywire when the negatives inside it are quoted

Lol
Good question

makydebbie:
That's the problem oo, if those girls enter, it won't make sense again. I want a clean match.
Bae, Paige is good oo, she no be vegetable Bailey.

I miss AJ Lee. She was amazing in the wwe, pity she retired early.

Paige married Rio? Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow...

I'm telling you,
I need to watch a real fight.


Vegetable Bailey
let me not talk before pu7pl3 tells me that bailey will see me and run

Really good, I don't remember much, but she was an amazing champion.

Those days I wasn't interested in their division at all, only caught it here and there.

makydebbie:
Wikipedia says they're married.

So confusing,
Type out paige wwe. First thing you see spouse, Alberto m 2017

I saw one article, they were just engaged but no one knows if they've broken up


Oh well,

I don't know what to believe

I'll go with they're married,
Cc Debroslink

makydebbie:
Bae, it was a hard decision oo.

Paige was my bae before she left and sasha took over. So Paige don come back after a year, omo I no get choice.

Make I laugh Sasha small. She no get loyal fan lol, she just dey borrow people fan
Lol, don't mind me, I understand, same way I had to leave Alexa and root for my Queen Charlotte although I like both.

I don't remember taking that much interest in the diva section when she was around.
The only person I remember then that isn't wrestling now is A.J
Heard of Paige, but never took notice of her, just checked her out now, she married Alberto del Rio this year,

Well let's see, hope she will fight on her own, let those her girls not spoil show.

Lalasticlala mynd44,
This is good for FP.

Congrats to the girl. And she already has use for the money to make her product commercially available, long term plans

Oh Nigeria,
This girl wouldn't have thought of this or if she had, she wouldn't have succeeded if she was a Nigerian

makydebbie:
Who else is anticipating?

I'm rooting for Paige.

But sasha was your bae, why rooting for Paige?


Don't care about either
So, let them just give us a good match