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EmyLeo:
Lol...

asper# the entrance song, I think makydebbie is from ghana yeah?? One-corner would be perfect: D......din din din din dindon dondon, din don din don, loll....

Thank you for this,
Perfect choice,

Too funny

seunmsg:
God doesn't even know if Abraham was faithful to him or not. He had to test him with his son Isaac before he got his answer. Says a lot about the whole omniscience thing.

This one weak me oh,
Too painful, see finishing

Cc maezara

8 and 10 is funny as hell
"[color=midnightblue]Miss disappointment and face of body ordour[/color]"
Chaii ROTFL.

As for the male bestie. A girl can have a male bestie if she wants. Deal with it or move on.

Maezara:
I'm nobody's property or investment. African stupidity.
I'm not a property to be sold. I think that fate is for mediaval beings like you.

I love this. Especially the part in brown

mayorkyzo, richy4 and eyinjuege

Thanks for making sense on this thread.

NwaAmaikpe:




The girl shortchanged herself for 4years.
Who says a 14year old can't date?

My first girlfriend was 4years old, I was 3 at the time.
Yes, we kissed in the wardrobe.
I was terribly naive then, maybe I should have done more.

This is so ridiculous and yet hilarious.
You're a clown, incredibly naive, done what? ROTFL



I wonder if this is possible for 3 and 4 year olds.

TheManofTomorrow:
Lol. Kain was the one who instigated the whole thing from the start I think. I just stated watching wwe not up to a month now and I fell in love with it.

As per ur knowledge. Who do you think will win between them cos I know there will be a rematch.

I am also a new fan of the roman reign squad.

Will there really?

I don't really know,

Braun is strong but so is Kane, and I don't know much about braun but kane is an OG, he has experience, I can't tell you will win,

And also there is the added fact of who Raw wants to win, the same way they did that silly match between Braun and Brock where Brock won.

pu7pl3:
Lol they made the show interesting Jor...bryan is slowly turning heel ooo... I don't know how WWE expects people to Boo Daniel bryan

Exactly
I think with Bryan with them(Shane and Owens), it can even make them turn face.

I just like when either bryan or Kurt come out, so I can either scream yes or you suck

pu7pl3:
Na soooo

Men wwe creative should employ you

Thank you

pu7pl3:
You are wise milady

Thanks,

pu7pl3:
Shane will get knocked out...bryan will make sure Owens and Zayn win then the rift between Shane and Bryan will be real

Lol, prediction
Just to save your precious owens LMAO

Lool, this may happen sha, but who knows, I just know they won't fire them. But if they do, it won't be Long before they are called back or taken to raw.

EpicMaurice:
This is just sad


Irish WWE "Superstar" Sheamus announced last week on his YouTube channel that he has been suffering from a condition called "Spinal Stenosis" for the past six months.
This is the same injury that ended the careers of Edge and "Stone Cold' Steve Austin. Sheamus, who turns 40 next month, is already older than Austin or Edge were when they were forced to retire, but Spinal Stenosis is a scary thing. Austin was told that one more bump in the ring could result in him being confined to a wheelchair for the rest of his life whereas in Edge's case he could have even DIED.
Spinal Stenosis causes the narrowing of the spaces within your spine, which can put pressure on the nerves that travel through the spine. The symptoms of it include pain, numbness, and loss of motor control. There is no cure for the condition, but it can be rehabed. Sheamus recently returned home to Ireland to receive treatment, but is now back on the road with WWE.

Really sad, but it's better to retire than be confined to a wheelchair.

EmyLeo:
#lol @roster....



so na which fighter(s) dey yhr roster like this

Lol, you made me go check the spelling I thought I spelt roster wrong

The only person in my roster is Kevin Owens, pu7pl3 no be so?? and makydebbie, LMAO

Makydebbie, I spoke to shane , we have fixed a match,

Unfortunately, I'm managing you, so we can't tag team,

He said one corner is best for your entrance song LMAO so you will twerk by the corner of the ramp while going forward to the ring, ROTFL
So what's your in ring name??
What did you choose, I need to tell Shane,

pu7pl3:
The only creatures would be your beautifull legs

Noooooooo way,

I can manage but my legs remain on the chair, who knows what creatures are in that water

This FSM will never fail to make me laugh

Nice read.

Martins4christ:
Thank God For Safe Delivery.Mary Is Here [b][/b]

Congrats dear

cococandy:
I’m not trying to fight you

I’ve just had enough of posters who stand by when you’re getting attacked only to quote you when you react in order to tell you what your appropriate reaction should be.

Happens all the time.

True

I love this thread, some posts almost had me in tears

beautyhd:
I hate it when people put religion in official matters and then play the victim later.
There are laid down rules in every organisation and if it doesn't suit you then you walk away.

If everyone dresses according to their beliefs you will see pastors with collars, Rev fathers in their attires, even masquerades.
Muslims always breaking the rules from time immemorial

Lol, true.

Obi1kenobi:
So many people keep asking this mooronic question.
1) [b]If you or me were not here, we would not be here asking the foolish question in the first place and it would ultimately not matter. [/b]The average man produces over 500 billion sperm cells in his lifetime and the average woman produces over 2 million eggs. This basically means, each woman has the potential to conceive millions of kids and each man has the potential to sire even more. You might as well ask you mother why she didn't conceive 10,000 children.

Very moronic it's a very stupid question lol, that's just the answer and I think they know it but they need something to excuse their stupidity.

2) A fruitful relationship is not simply about copulation and reproduction. Maybe the day Africans understand that, we'll stop breeding like rats and overpopulating the planet. Most of the planet's projected population growth in this century will come from Africa. Nigeria alone is projected to top over 400 million by 2050 and a billion by 2100, even as many countries in the developed world are struggling with receding populations. Relationships are about companionship. We're not animals that exist merely to breed. The days of "be fruitful and multiply" are long over for most of the enlightened world except your backward country and continent.

Perfection.

3) Homosexuality is an aberration. An anomaly. An incongruity. An exception. It is rare in all societies: even those where it has long been decriminalized and legalized for several decades. Even liberal European nations like Sweden, the Netherlands and the UK have consistently reported less than 2% of the population identifying as homosexual. So no, there will never ever be a future in which human population goes extinct because we all turn to homosexuals. Homosexuality is as old as human civilization (and exists in most mammal species) and there will always be a small minority of humans inclined sexually towards those of their gender the same way a minority of people are born left-handed.

Truth.

boringnigerian:
I won't give up because I wouldn't want my children to be poisoned by their close-mindedness and bigotry

This is really nice,

However if you don't want your children poisoned, you have to start early to train them to reject such bigotry and question the reasons for such, less than 7 years old early, or run away from this country,

This country, the mindset of most of it's citizens is terrible.

Exciton:
You're wasting your time arguing with people who have no fvcking interest in critical thought and argument for the sake of enlightenment. It doesn't matter how strong your argument is, you're not gonna change these religious bigots' mind.

Their mind is set on intolerance and hatred as commanded by their "holy" books.

True.

I think these people use their respective religious books as an excuse though,
As an excuse to hate and pour out their hatred on someone,
After all these same religious bigots don't remember their holy books when it's time to lie or to fornicate and it's commanded of them not to do so in their holy books.

Deo1986:
Okay, but i am telling you that Seun rakes in thousands of naira daily. The MB you are burning this morning is reflecting in his account.

It can even be more then thousands of naira, you're right,

I'm not saying what you are saying is false. Not at all, there is some truth to it, seun does get money when we spend our time here, I just don't know how much.

Exciton:
The recurring theme of homosexuality threads on nairaland:

1. Homophobic religious bigots pour out their hatred and declare homosexuals a danger to the society based on false claims and their religious books.

2. Normal rational thinking people try to persuade them with reasonable arguments to show that their claims are false.

3. Religious bigots ignore or provide no valid counter-arguments. They then proceed to repeat the same nonsense.

4. Thread ends.

5. Rinse and repeat.

Lol. True I guess we just do it(rational thinking people) to change the minds of these people, to get them to see the light, but like you said they don't have any valid arguments, they just want to hate for hate sake,

I'm slowly giving up on the homophobes, the hate is unfounded and ridiculous, but they just want to hate because they are looking to who to hate and because they enjoy it.

It's on the topic of homosexuality you see people become pastors with indepth knowledge of the dos and don'ts in the bible, because they are looking for who to judge and condemn to make them feel like they are better than others, but they immediately, convinently forget the bible when they want to lie, cheat anyone, commit fornication or anyother sin they want to commit.