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Wily Wily! Am really suprised that an educated human being can reason like u do chei! We all know that Abacha hastened Saro Wiwa's killing as soon as possible and paid deaf ears to the international community including the Pope, he even ordered a licenced hangman be brought in from Ghana to carryout the the hanging job becos Naija had none at the time. To make it worse he orderd acid be poured on Saro's corpse and his remains thrown in a mass burrial site. He really deserves a honour

I really don't care if dickhead decides to name Bayelsa Abacha state, that's the dull peoples' wahala, my grouse is why honour the non achieving son of the doer when the doer was doing d job he was paid to do? Maybe Aguyi Ironsi's sons should get the highest titles in all the 12 former states he created before. shior

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Trust the dickhead with his usual dumb gestures, always dashing out positions to undeserving people, first patience now Mohamed. It seems leaders from Bayelsa make decisions and proclamations mostly when drunk just like GEJ

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Christian worshippers at the National Christian Centre in Abuja today mocked and laughed at President Goodluck Jonathan when he described his government as second only to the United States of America in its commitment to fighting corruption.
The President was speaking during the church service, during which several of his ministers, advisers, women organisations, political apologists, chairmen of commissions, and former Heads of State Yakubu Gowon and Olusegun Obasanjo were in attendance.
“Our commitment to the fight against corruption is second to that of America’s commitment.  We are very commitment to it and everybody knows.”
As soon as he said this, members of the congregation looked at him incredulously and began to chuckle and laugh, as if they had just heard the punch line to a new joke.  
But his appointees and friends tried to save the moment by clapping.  It was unclear whether they were clapping for the joke, or in cheers, but a senior member of the government  who spoke anonymously with our correspondent after the service, said Jonathan was merely deceiving himself.
“Who does not know that this government is weak when it comes to fighting corruption?  I think Jonathan is deceiving himself and not Nigerians,” he said smiling.
During the service, the President of the Christian Association of Nigeria, Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor, told the President and members of his cabinet to treat members of the dreaded Boko Haram sect as terrorist, wondering why the government was treating them with kid gloves.
Meanwhile, President Jonathan is to celebrate the 52nd anniversary of Nigeria’s Independence inside the presidential Villa.
It was learnt that the reason for this, as was the case last year, is to avoid a recurrence of the October 1, 2010 bombing in Abuja where several bombs exploded while President Jonathan and foreign dignitaries gathered at the Eagles Square to celebrate the event.
Coming ahead of his address to the nation tomorrow on the occasion of Nigeria’s 52nd anniversary as an independent nation, President Jonathan’s statement about his commitment to combating corruption seems certain to lead to a new round of jokes among Nigerians.  
Asked to comment on the statement today, a New York based analyst simply described himself as “FHLA.”  Asked the meaning of that, he said, “I am Fighting Hypocrisy Like the Americans.”
It would be recalled that last Monday at a conference of the Nigerian Institute of Management in Abuja, President Jonathan told Nigerians he is now ready to fight corruption with everything at his disposal.  
“My administration will fight corruption and associated social vices until they are exterminated from our body polity,” he said, opening the conference.  
He then left for the United Nations General Assembly, where the American press promptly identified his delegation as one of the most financially reckless, his Pierre Hotel suite alone costing Nigeria $10,000 per night. The Minister of Petroleum Resources, Diezani Alison-Madueke, occupied suites in two different hotels, one at the Four Seasons Hotel for $5,000 per night; and the other at Mr. Jonathan’s hotel for $3,000 per night.
Reporting on Nigeria’s squandermania, America’s National Broadcasting Corporation (NBC), said, “Nigeria’s delegation is keeping five vehicles parked outside the Pierre Hotel where the cheapest room is about $800 a night – or roughly what most Nigerians earn in two years."
A SaharaReporters investigation found that the NNPC delegation actually rented a total of 10 limousines in New York for its seven visiting officials, at a daily cost of $1,800 per day.  It was five of those vehicles that NBC found idling at Pierre.  
“If Mr. Jonathan is going to ‘fight corruption and associated social vices until they are exterminated’,” a Nigerian newspaper columnist said today, “he is going to have a very large battlefield, and also a lot of opportunities for Nigerians to laugh at a bad joke.”

 source http://mobile.saharareporters.com/news-page/fighting-corruption-americans-worshippers-mock-jonathan-church-service

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kulyie: Hehehehehehehehe see as dia hands dey run for on top computer,na on top woman bashing matter we go see dem,na dat place dem go dey articulate,see dem.hehehehe orisirisi

See as dem dey vex open their soakaway pit mouth just because they read an exact description of themselves, why not u all just go drink rat poison or something if u can't change

Becos what goes around comes around! Girls who 4uked aristos while single, get married and some other skanks come 2 4uk they husbands in future. Its called reapin wat u sow.

Hissssss old news! And it made front page, u guys are really so 3yrs behind on Nairaland

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Police arrest two pastors for driving stolen vehicles

http://premiumtimesng.com/news/101634-police-arrest-two-pastors-for-driving-stolen-vehicles.html

WTF even pastors?

All these demonstrations by the dumbest people available have been Programmed by the same America for a particular selfish interest they intend to pursue in Nigeria, just the same way they ochestrated lies through the media and turned Gadaffi's people against him and also did the abominable world trade centre stuff to enable them pursue selfish interests in the middle East. Their target now is Nigeria and they seem to be doing a great job trying to break the country 4 selfish gains again.

These started from the Mutalab story, to the BH and this with many more to follow. Nigeria is on a time bomb set by the evil west for a purpose and even the people are being ochestrated against themselves unknowingly by the help of that secretly evil nation USA and others. U will discover much later the truth, I just hope it won't be too late

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Vickxyed: love is blind

Sweetest song to the ears of the UGLY

Chei! Whizzy don fall my hand oooo. See the large kpomo nose girl he give belle! U no dey see 2face copy him levels?
Maybe he was bored or drunk or something, so sad

A senior colleuge I know married from a very poor family, today he is the breadwinner of their entire household, there are at least 4 pesty inlaws living in their house at every given time, he has grown so lean and can't even afford stuff his mates and even we his juniors in the profession have, he is now forty and hasn't even been able to build on his long acquired land, yet he has spent several millions on the poor wasteful family he inherited always coming up with crafty schemes to sap out money from him everytime. Yet whenever he refuses his wife blackmails him heavily 4 not caring 4 her family. His advise to me which I gladly took was to never get married and if I ever do, marry from a family that is comfortable and won't be parasites.

Don't be decieved money matters a lot marrying from a poor family is akin to acquiring a liability

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otumfour: ......don get it twisted dude.....Ghanaian men are tall and the new generation are going to be even taller......

I like that! Faith can move mountains, keep believing u short 4ucks!

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What a faggy poem, its so digusting to see two guys in love. So I guess you are the one who bends over and takes it up d yansh