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Politics / Re: GEJ Losing A Poll Carried Out By His Aide by Dahbutter(m): 7:39am On Feb 02, 2015
Reno Omokiri might need to go and rewrite his cv as he may be looking for a new job after may 29. And since am aware that he's a nairalander i suggest GNJ website, its helpful.
Politics / Re: GEJ Losing A Poll Carried Out By His Aide by Dahbutter(m): 7:20am On Feb 02, 2015
Dem talk am say the voice of the people is the voice of God, Na this election we go take know who be children of God different from devil pikins on nairaland tongue

I dey wait make Reno open mumu mouth talk say dem don hack come rig him tweeter online polls. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Health / Re: RIP DJDOLA- We Will Miss You by Dahbutter(m): 6:12am On Nov 17, 2014
Gboliwe:


And that was on friday? I don't doubt you just like I have complete trust on the man keeping tabs on the account. I am sure it will be sorted out.

Since friday, I have been trying to transfer funds from diamond bank to accessbank and it hasn't worked till now, yet I already have been charged N100 for attempting. You know that fund transfer across banks too will most times take 24hrs and most will not drop weekends but will continue till the next working day which is today?
Anyway, Mr Jarus will explain better.

Thanks, but just to be clear let's have the account details and type of account for either, ie GTB and access, savings or current. I paid into gtb savings, so if its wrong ill have to go complain at d bank today
Health / Re: RIP DJDOLA- We Will Miss You by Dahbutter(m): 6:02am On Nov 17, 2014
hrykanu231:
is it the GTB acct details i saw here and it it current or savings? thanks...

oluplus: Yes. Savings.
Health / Re: RIP DJDOLA- We Will Miss You by Dahbutter(m): 5:38am On Nov 17, 2014
Gboliwe:


My dear, what account name and number did you pay into? Yes, someone is keeping a tab on the alerts. Since friday? That's strange. That's why I ask again, what account did you pay into?

I did an atm transfer from a first bank atm to the gtb account, and when asked type of account I chose savings, I was even charged N100 for the transfer. I have the alert on my phone now
Health / Re: RIP DJDOLA- We Will Miss You by Dahbutter(m): 1:30am On Nov 17, 2014
r231:


Current

Please stop confusing people on this thread, we were told earlier that the account was savings yet you now come to say its current. Also is anyone really keeping a tab on alerts especially from atm transfers as I and a couple of people are yet to see them updated and included in the present balance despite the deduction frm my account since friday.

Thanks

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Romance / Re: 10 Proven Signs That A Lady Ain't Interested In You. by Dahbutter(m): 1:11pm On Jan 02, 2014
Bros! U don enta armed robber motor, u spend 11.5k for short time ashy wey dey still tax u for 40k meanwhile Caro wey be professional ashy dey all alone on Xmas day dey find customer to pay 4k and na she for rent room!
tismoney: PLEASE SHOULD I LEAVE THIS GIRL

Here is my own story close to xmas I got one babe she was lovely she always picks and calls at times. she didn't ask for r card, so I thought I was bless we planned to meet on xmas day, a day to xmas she pre informed me that she has a problem I said okay when she comes we will talk about it to me it might not be money. On xmas day she cam my friend works in an expensiv hotel in festac my crip is crwded xmas tins so I just gav him 5k to let me chill for some time in the hotel, the girl finally cam we sat at the bar and she said she feels like relaxing her head, I said wonderful wat a lovely grl so I went and gav my guy the 5k we got inside, den she said she need money big money (story of my life) as a cultured young man wit expirence I told her not to worry that when she is going I will giv her somthing from my heart, which I already decided before she came after all we are lovers, I made advances towads her she didn't let me kiss her how much more romance she said I shouldn't rush her but time is money lik my I D my 5k was burning by the hour and am going to ghana to round up my studies to be back in few months, time exhuasted I beged my guy for xtra 30min at the end I didn't even get a kiss omo my head was hot she acted like it was nothing we went to the bar, I convice tire, for where, I got angry I told her to follow me I took her to the bus she siad she left her wallet in d cab she came in and she has to take another cab home I wanted to reach for my wallet but a thought came to my mind that I shouldn't pay so I didn't reply her she said if I don't want to pay I should just tell her and let her go I told her am not in a good mood I can't talk she left I was stil standing, she was stranded no money to go home I felt pity it was geting late but she just made me lost 5k, later I crosed my mind and I enterd a bus to go home then she called and said wait we should go back, though I lost interst I said okay we got to the hotel I reasoned with my guy and I gave him 3k we went back inside she started wasting time again that she needs 40k to sort herself out later she said she's ON ; see gobe,another 3k gone? I said nah lie I finally had my way with her (not forcefully)I told her I will sort the 40k out later,all I have free with me there was 3500 which I gave to her,but it felt like I slept with a LovePeddler, she didn't even let me see or suck bobi, though I like her but all this girls are insane even when they get married to a star they still end up in divorce e.g 9nice+ tony payne E.T.C
I want to focus and wait till I find my girl which I believe is out there waiting patiently for me...
Family / Re: Should I Employ My Ex Girlfriend's Hubby In My Company? by Dahbutter(m): 7:42am On Dec 12, 2013
Op employ the guy so u don't have to keep dashing them money but if the lady keeps on with the dirty talk sack him and stop all pay dash, because it means she still won't respect him employed or not
Family / Re: He Doesn't Like Sex....wat Do I Do by Dahbutter(m): 7:30am On Dec 12, 2013
lasher1: Is it possible madam that you at any point in your marriage denied him sex with excuses of tiredness over a period of time? Or did u completely deny him attention around the time after your baby was born?
Why am asking is that some men are wired to detest any stuff they desperately craved for initially but were denied on many ocassions.once they find a way to cope with being denied, they later develop a thick skin and learn to cope without it or find other ways of relieving themselves.
Gradually with this he might come to get used to viewing u more like a sister than a sex mate.
To women who are used to denying their hubbys sex, u are sitting on a time bomb, for a time would come when nothing u do wud keep him interested. Then u wud com to NL crying "he hasn't touched me for a year!"

She who has hears let her clean it well!

Soooo TRUE!
Family / Re: He Doesn't Like Sex....wat Do I Do by Dahbutter(m): 7:26am On Dec 12, 2013
Op, buy rugged blue films full ya house na! It will catch his attention and would have to use you for a test run. grin thank me later
Politics / Re: NAMA Bought Toyota Tundras For Oduah by Dahbutter(m): 9:50pm On Oct 22, 2013
cjrane:

/\/\/\ EXACTLY !

If Princess Oduah were FFK type, she would not have remodelled any airport in Nigeria or at best would have stopped at the exquisite re-modelling of the airports in the country going on.

But no, she is determined to make Nigeria's airports one of the best in the world.To put Nigeria on the world map,in spite of the limited resources at her disposal. Thus, the new international terminals being built.

The cost of remodelling Phuket airport in Thailand is more than $600 million dollars! Yet it still looks like shyt! Meanwhile behold the midas touch given to our Murtala Mohammed International Airport, Lagos by our Princess Stella Oduah !!! Enemies of progress always playing tribalism to ruin any good work or any attempt to develop Nigeria by trying to tarnish the image of our achieving minister should please go and hug a transformer! We are marching on!

Habba Daddy u can lie o! why u just gather different airport pictures dey try deceive people na? We all know that the first and the last pictures are MM2 the lagos local airport, which is NOT the work of Oduah but Lagos State govt. , enter the real MM international Airport (which still looks like shyte by the way) on a rainny day with all its window dressed renovation touch ups and you might still need an umbrella as the NEWLY FIXED roof IS LEAKING grin

Please do proper research before pasting pictures, this make u look st*pid grin no offense
Politics / Re: NAMA Bought Toyota Tundras For Oduah by Dahbutter(m): 9:34pm On Oct 22, 2013
^^^^ all those thieving ministers asking for her head are only jealous that they couldn't hammer such big cash and probably want her replaced with someone who they can benefit more from. All of them on both sides are rouges, and why by the way is Jona keeping quiet on this lady's case? or is he nacking the stella madam too lipsrsealed

expect these rumours soon grin
Travel / Re: Over Three Million Nigerians In US, Canada – Carrington by Dahbutter(m): 8:57pm On Oct 22, 2013
Lilimax: I know that one day, all Nigerians in diaspora will decide to make
Naija a place of there abode.

It will happen in this generation, no doubt smiley.

Dream on dreamer, who go go heaven wan come back hell? grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Army Begins Massive Recruitment Of 9,000 Officials – Ihejirika by Dahbutter(m): 8:48pm On Oct 22, 2013
angry
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Army Begins Massive Recruitment Of 9,000 Officials – Ihejirika by Dahbutter(m): 8:46pm On Oct 22, 2013
Another army recruitment bonanza, let the scratch card sales begin. And soon we'll see thousands bribing their way just to get employed into the Nigerian army only to later bribe to be exempted from being sent on any dangerous missions. lol Nigeria army recruitment is a joke! 80% of the officers join not becos they love their country or have any genuine thing to offer, but in a desperate bid to escape poverty and in order to gain power to intimidate others and act above the law.
Religion / Re: Is It Wrong To Attend Different Churches? by Dahbutter(m): 7:43am On Oct 21, 2013
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Oyenuga chubby: U may attend diff. Churches but it is adviceable to attend one. Becos many church of todae are false churches.

Ok, so the church u might be attending cannot be false? Or even if it is a false church its better to stay put in darkness becos of what people would say abi?
Health / Re: "Joystick" Hygiene – What To Do And What To Avoid. by Dahbutter(m): 9:30pm On Oct 17, 2013
angry op u should have titled the thread ''bulokus tins!'' cheesy grin cheesy
Romance / Lifestyles Of The Hopless & Desperate by Dahbutter(m): 1:16pm On Oct 17, 2013
During the last valentines day a friend of mine told me bout some chick in his office who tried to make a show of how special she was when she apparently received a call from someone who was delivering a special vals package from her bloke. She went downstairs to d car park and came back minuites later all smiles with a cake, some chocolates and some wrapped up gift making it seem obvious it was from her special bobo.

Yesterday a certain chick I decided to cool off with during d salah hols came to mines wearing an engagement ring which I pretended not to notice until after d show wink the chick later made a call to a supposed bobo saying so many I miss and I love yous in between. I was glad bout this cos I intended to end the relationship that day cos I was begining to suspect her of mammy water tins grin lol!

Anyways I now felt comfortable breaking up d thing as a new bobo don dey, but 4 where she screamed, cried, cursed and begged claiming.dere wasn't really any bloke in the picture and that the ring was not really from anyone but a gimic to get me more interested!

Going back to d earlier chick I talked about, the security guy at the car park later told my guy on asking that nobody brought any package from the yeye girl o, she had bought all the stuff herself and stuffed em in her car boot all day only to pretend it was sent by a lover so that she could look special to everyone in her office.

Now my question to u chicks who have this fakey lifestyle is why d 4uk do u do dis ? Guys abeg follow me check am na? Does a girl with a committed bobo really seem more attractive to guys?
Romance / Re: Why Igbo Guys Never Marry Yoruba Women? by Dahbutter(m): 11:22am On Oct 15, 2013
Isn't it funny op that despite all this more yoruba ladies are getting legally married daily than a lot of other tribes especially igbos?

U might have to do a naija marriage registry research to confirm this.

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Romance / Re: Girls Regretting Not Giving Their Phone Number To A Guy At The First Place by Dahbutter(m): 10:39am On Oct 15, 2013
judy743: Nice post dear.Most gals dnt give out their digits cos they dnt want 2 luk cheap,actually i used 2 b lyk dat but now am nt,its nt dat i gv my numb 2 any guy but ur appearance wil tel.

Hahaha! What happen! U 4 remain like dat na, why u change begin give number? Shey u don discover say u don dey old ba? Or beta blokes no get ur tyme again? U chicks don't know u should feel honoured when dudes ask 4 ur digits I meeeaaan! cheesy grin
Romance / Re: Does A Date Have To Be In A Resturant? by Dahbutter(m): 10:17am On Oct 15, 2013
Well for most Naija chicks with their fat mouths and their hungry nature a date without food for them is a waste of their time. Their nature is buy me food before I can consider ur proposition otherwise oyo. lol

Crazy inec (I neva chop) naija chicks, with their secretly hidden pot bellies angry
For a real sensible date, choose an european or american chick u sef go trip with their typical date suggestions
Family / Re: Husband Abuse! Please Help, My Wife Is Overknocking Me by Dahbutter(m): 12:38am On Oct 15, 2013
Giving your wife the rights to knock you is just like eating pringles . . . . . once she pops, she cant stop! grin

Bros na ya fault, she go knock nonsense from your head one day
Romance / Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by Dahbutter(m): 11:46pm On Oct 14, 2013
yeepa!!! I talk am oooo, that Nkechi girl na fish chick! i go pursue her tomorrow after i hammer am ileya hammering angry
Romance / Re: Girls Regretting Not Giving Their Phone Number To A Guy At The First Place by Dahbutter(m): 11:40pm On Oct 14, 2013
Haba bros why u dey over stress yourself over ''bush-meat'' chicks?

Next time eh? this is the way you deal with a ''bushmeat'' after gisting with her; write your number on a small sheet of paper or on her palm and don't even ask for hers, even if she offers, decline claiming that your phone memory is full or you would surely misplace a written number. Give her your own ''chick directory'' number and just walk away

I tell u from experience, 8 out of 10 times she will call or flash u again and again Dats how d game is played

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Celebrities / Re: IN PICTURES: Ese Walter Of Coza Church Fame Having Fun After The Scandal by Dahbutter(m): 11:24pm On Oct 14, 2013
the girl no even fine sef . . . . she get house-girl face angry
Family / Re: My Wife Has Started Doing Private Midnight Call by Dahbutter(m): 11:22pm On Oct 14, 2013
Andyblaze: These days my wife is always leaving the bed when i pretend to be asleep and start doing midnight call.
What is happening?

u don enta thief moto grin
Family / Re: Are Men Obsessed With 'Plenty Of Fish In The Sea' Idea? by Dahbutter(m): 8:14am On Sep 24, 2013
yeah, i think am kinda obsessed with the thought and from experience i know the following facts

1. getting a girl is like getting a bus at the bus stop, there is always a better, newer, classier one than the last every 5 minutes so a guy needs not get desper8

2. for every lady that leaves an eligible man under any circumstances, nomatter how bad he seems, there are always up too 10 ladies (including some of her close friends and family) ready and hoping to take her place, sharp sharp!

3. what one woman doesnt want to do, there are a hundred others who are more than willing to do much more at a faaar lower cost

4. women are like flowers , blossoming and attractive for a few days, then withering and less appealing in later days

5. most ladies play with their green days and usually dont make up their minds on time until nature kicks in and a far less desirable choice makes it into their minds.

i wonder how they then came up with the phrase ''its a woman's world''? undecided

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Health / Re: 10 Surprising Health Benefits Of Beer by Dahbutter(m): 12:40am On Sep 21, 2013
Ah! This is the Best 4ukin newz ever! BEER IS GOOD FOR YOU! My mama must hear this, and my papa, and my pastor and my ...... make i go nack one bottle with clear conscience sharp sharp grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Businessman Arrested For Allegedly Stripping Policewoman In Anambra by Dahbutter(m): 12:56pm On Sep 18, 2013
PICTURE PLEASE cheesy grin shocked
Investment / Re: Alert! Invest In Unity Bank Shares Now! @50k/share by Dahbutter(m): 8:16am On Sep 16, 2013
Interesting analysis, Nice to meet an expert here, please what do you think about Wema bank? they have been low and quiet for some years now, last bonuses given was in 2005, present day share price is 0.97. Could there be an explanation to their present situation? Should one just leave the shares he has there or sell it all for whatever little he can get now or what?
Career / Re: Outcome Of 1st Meeting Of The National Association Of Unemployed Graduate (NAUG) by Dahbutter(m): 7:56am On Sep 16, 2013
Nigeria is losing some of its best brains by the day, We have so many Brilliant brains running out of the country to seek any kind of employment, some very brilliant ones are sitting down in a non career focused and ridiculously low financially rewarding job here in Naija in what I call disguised unemployment.

During my travels to the UK, between 2006-2012, I made friends with a couple of guys who came for their masters programme from Nigeria with the primary aim of relocating permanently because they were uncertain of their future prospects despite their new degrees from UK. A few of them returned to Naija hoping to get better jobs while quite many stayed back, today most of those who returned are deeply regretting. As per those who stayed back, though only a few got the good graduate jobs, the others got jobs as security personnel, Taxi drivers, Health care assistants, carers in Old peoples' homes, cleaners and kitchen staff and a betting outfit clerk.

By this year however, eight out of them had saved enough money to buy lands in new middle - high class Estate schemes here in Nigeria, which i helped them with and one has started his building while another has completed design stage all of which i am handling.

Now these guys are better off despite the menial jobs they settled for in other countries than their counterparts who are still struggling for Dangote driver and Lagos state resident registration jobs. Yet we keep yabbing those who want to leave this uncaring country.

NOW LISTEN TO THIS ADVISE ANY UNEMPLOYED GRADUATE WHO HAS A CHANCE TO LEAVE THIS COUNTRY TO ANOTHER BETTER ONE AND NOT RETURN PLEASE DO! I ASSURE YOU EVEN IN A MENIAL JOB YOUR SERVICES WOULD BE FAR MORE APPRECIATED AND MORE FINANCIALLY REWARDING THAN IN NIGERIA. WHEN YOU DO, REACH ME LET ME HELP YOU BUY YOUR LAND AND DESIGN & BUILD YOUR HOUSE HERE IN NAIJA BIKO

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Career / Re: Outcome Of 1st Meeting Of The National Association Of Unemployed Graduate (NAUG) by Dahbutter(m): 4:33am On Sep 15, 2013
alingo4life: Association of Unemployed Graduates my foot..Its a pity when i see things like this..Its a pity when Nigerians think because you have a degree with you you already have the world at your feet.We have so much emphasized getting a degree to the extent that we don't seem to think clearly anymore..Check out more of these undergraduates that tend to blame the Government for not being employed,They are simply unemployable themselves..You cant employ them and get peace of mind because the simply do not know what to do..They have to be re-trained and re-trained..You see a 17year old running for University admission immediately he finishes from High-school.Should that be the case?Don't we know that things have changed and the Jobs are not available anymore.I always and would ever say,That Entrepreneurship should be introduced in all Secondary school from J.SS1 and this should be infused into every Boy and Girl in Nigeria..It's high time kids get themselves into a sort of vocational training after secondary school instead of running after university admission which at the end of the day you won't get a job after school..It's a shame how we are not independent in this country,A master's degree holder that is still being fed by he's Parents..It's only in Nigeria you see such.A very funny case it is..

What are u feeling like 'mr i too know'? I guess because u are doing something that earns u a living u think u are better than the graduates who are unemployed? Mind you, many of these guys are in the situation they find themselves today because they had no one to advice them early enough on how to equip themselves besides their degree education! Do you think it is that easy spending all those years in the classrooms, doing practicals and burning the midnight oil just to get the so called degree Nigeria was clamouring for? Many of them finished with high hopes only to realize it was somewhat futile! There are some brilliant brains in their areas of training who have never been given a chance to shine because they have no connection and had no prior knowledge that the system was going to be this messed up.

I believe this forum is a good move and it would help to equip many more graduates and undergraduates with the knowledge of how to go about other means of getting themselves and distinct qualities known to employers or generating self employment possibly through the vocational training you seem to be boasting about.

As per the name of this organisation i suggest ''Youths against unemployment'' as someone suggested earlier should be adopted so that even employed graduates and unemployable graduates (by Nigerian standards) like myself can still associate with it.

And before u mr alingo start getting excited, know that i am an employer myself and a quite successful one at that, i only called myself a 'nigerian unemployable graduate' cos i never bothered to waste my precious time doing that NYSC year that employers demand

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