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Op pardon my asking but is this your boyfriend Mr 190 by any chance. Just curious

Hey mommas I be needing a fly babe over thirty not interested in marriage to keep on my tab for occasional booty calls, pls holla back if interested, ill make it worth ya while. . . I pay extra goood if u don't have droopy or slippers boobies I just Need to try an old egg for a change

Naija girlz R stingy as 4uk! On ur birthday dey giv u an Aba made boxer and then demand for a BB or Iphone5 on theirs otherwise it means u don't love em. Dan barawo bah!

So next time someone tells u they love you, u better find out why. If it has a reason, any reason at all, then its not true love, just wait until you lose that quality and you'd hear, I used to love you! Ironically there should be nothing like used to love because its a forever thing.

Now lie and say you are capable of such great feat

Love is the most misused word ever because what plays out in most situations today is something different from its actual definition. Love is supposed to be unconditional, selfless, enduring, paitient, kind and all that. But now tell me, am talking to you looking all disgusted at this post, YES YOU!

Are u really capable of unconditional love? I mean can u love him/her if he turns to something else? If he/she becomes ugly from an accident, broker than a church rat, loses his mind, becomes handicaped? Stops loving u and turns to a player, does the most dispicable thing u ever feared for in your life bringing u harm?

Only God and a person living above a mere mortal existience is capable of Real love.

So please let's find a new word for that temporary feeling we have for that special person cos its. Definately NOT REAL LOVE!

. . . U can hate me now thanks

Ok my deffinition comes in millions of ways a generic one is. Love is that temporary period when a person seems to be the most important thing to u on earth based on their looks, wealth, talent etc. But believe me it all fades away when u hav had the best of it all from the person and discover they really aint all that afterall.

Jenams: We r ǰUsτ decivin ourselves. Wetin be love?

Love is that unrelenting temporary feeling that turns u into a world class mumu until u get d chance just to hit that @ss

Hmmmm that's easy now for a guy, his prik becomes turgid and veiny at the sight of her. Simples
If that's not love, then it probably doesn't exist

Yeah Bimbo tell em! You hear dat ladies? stop bugging guys for marriage, there's really no perfect person so let's keep on with the No Strings Attached fun tins. U kinda repell us when u start talking bout marriage. Cheers to all ya in agreement with the Bimbo

190: WOW even Nigerian families too

Hmm. . . i bet that family must be

U wan find trouble? Oya na! Complete the sentence, . . .must be what? Or from whia? I don commot my cloth remain pant am ready to fight u for saying our people like to marry their kids for money!

I don't think it polite to b fukin and beating an elderly person

I guess more ugly people get denied visas to travel

I bet they make the best hubbys too, though someone said ladies should never marry a man exact they are ok with having a son exactly like him

o.obim:
If u r a guy,30 yrs and nt yet a millionaire,do nt own ur own house n cars;SHAME ON YOU!Now,how abt dat?

YEAH, shame on u , now let that shame drive u to doing what u oughta do!

Okija_juju: WHAT!!!! Did you read the threads title?!

WAYS RICH PEOPLE THINK DIFFERENTLY FROM THE POOR.

When I was poor, I never could quite understand why I had to hold my fork in my left hand (as I obviously wasnt left handed and my knife in my right) and the case wasnt reverse for lefty's.. I never understood the difference between a salad fork, a dinner fork, a fish fork, a soup spoon etc.. Why not just use the same darn spoon for all.? The rich call it table manners, the poor call it unneccessary gra gra.

Now I am in a restaurant and see this guy eating GARRI with Ogbono soup with his bare hands. that shiit was just ghetto!! Like nigga get a GARRI spoon or GARRI fork for christ sakes!! Thats how the rich differ from the poor eating habit wise.

Abeg get ur broke arse to one corner bo! Obasanjo eats beans with his bare hands yet his chief steward is 10times richer than u will be in 10yrs

Yeah! If d Womanliness goood! aint cha never heard o' love at first 4uck?

Oh this is such a refreshing thread! I was actually beginning to think I was abnormal with all those talentless computer-editted-voice artistes jumping about in Naija and especially their queen Kenny saint Ogunbe! I doubt if she listens to how devoid of any real talent her music is. SMH

Yaaaawwwwwn! Yeah right, and the christian mother's name is Mrs HamZat? Please if u guys wanna promote your religion, its ok but playing with a rossary around ur fanny till u stuff it all in and call it comming out a miracle is way too gross 4 me.

Kills u r a boring old goat, go en wenk! @ topic my observation is a pros*itute costs far cheaper yet providdes a whole lot more variety these days than the girlie friend

See dem all aproko nairalanders! Now this story is too long for their little brains to read and understand, no wonder most of them spent and still spend ages writing jamb. Meanwhile if na epistle on sexuality section, them go mop am up fast dey disturb writer for more. Ashawo blockheads all of una

Nna meen, these guys deserve to be 4uckd in d hinny by the long rod of the LAW

Lol! @ draughtmen ones, anyways most Nigerian architects are draughtmen really or 3d picture posers who haven't the faintest idea how to construct or achieve most of what they draw. To answer your question I've heard of some very high class firms in VI paying as low as N60k monthly for an MArch graduate, though its 4 a start, I know some who earn btw 150 and 200 depending on experience

Seriously is this the joke section?

@Oge okoye, AAAAARGGGHHH! This worwor fit pursue evil spirit o!

Before you know those spice chopping indians would soon come to worship the two headed wonder calling it a reincarnation of one of their gods like they usually do.

Yes, why shave off eye brow hair and leave a bushy cunt? Waste of blade smh

I once kicked a masquerades arse in Nigeria too and nothing happened to me

Billyonaire: RMD's response was uncalled for, irresponsible, tyrannical and an attack on the person on Linda Ikeji, it was just a birthday wish and he took it extreme. How much is 250m compared to the amount we know he is sharing with the state government. Its like running from a rope thinking its a snake. RMD calm down, EFCC will visit you at the right time.

NO! It wasn't just a Birthday wish, it was a sarcastic remark aimed at raising some dirty controversies. RMD's house is not worth more than 50mill if its up to and he definitely was rich enough to afford that b4 he got into government. Linda should shut her lying jealous smelly trap and get lost!

swiftycool: While carrying out these assignments I've given u, also try to get some honest people to tell u d truth about ur looks, Boy u R UGLY as 4UCK! Kai

OUCH!!!!

Well maybe her secret wish was to serve d president a dish and then pass on to d great beyond. . . Wish granted

My ex used to bed wet too. She's married now with a child, good cos she can always blame it on d kid. Lol!
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