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onila, . . . . . . if you are a virgin then my name is Bugs Bunny u better stop deceiving these poor peeps, as per topic hmmm it makes no sense.
love u still tho, krazy gurl

In my opinion the average university runs girl is faar faar worse that a prostitute.
A prostitute often won't allow u fully romance her and won't agree to do orals, she might not let u touch her boobi except under special arrangement, would always insist u are strapped with a condom which she would even provide. And she won't burden u with any personal wahala. To her its straight business, no need 4 wining and dining if u don't wanna.

Meanwhile uni runs hos would suck and lick and give u every style u want, dey don't always insist on CDs or might outrightly ask u not to use, they can equally ransack ur crib like an olosho, beg u 4 more money than u bargained 4 and easily blackmail guys with pics 4 more money.
Infact most of these chicks run more millage than professional ashys.
So If u r running or dating a popular happening campus chick yet say u can't patronize ashy u are a very ignorant learner, cos an ashy is even using u

Anyhow u see it sex for free actually costs a lot more than sex for cash in the real sense.
Many guys have lost lots more through greedy girl friends who can't even perform or won't even allow the bobo do something.

Some mumu guys go as far as paying schl fees, handouts, accommodation fees, buying clothes, phones, recharge cards, transport fares etc. Yet get the punny only once in a long while from stingy gfs, meanwhile spending equivalent on an ashy would earn u chairman position entitled to freebies with plenty variety and jaras

Guys Don't be fooled tho, ur cherished gf is most likely another guys ho. I speak 4rm experience 4 I am not a LEARNER

Besides MODS this sh!t should be in sexuality not romance, haba!

Classic advice, this reminds me of a touching true story posted in a thread by Swiftycool sometime ago

www.nairaland.com/977142/curse-camera-phone-players-beware

[quote author=BANGA SOUP][/quote]And u had to quote d whole story without commenting didn't u? I suspected from ur username u might be a dull one

Texas.Cowgirl:
An average Nigeria girl does not accept payment for sex, nor does she stand on street corners to sell herself to the highest bidder.
She knws the REAL name of the man she's sleeping with and she usually has more than one contact with him before letting him in.

Its a pity u over estimate the worth of the average Naija girl. Am going to yansh one girl dis nite and she is coming from her guys house to mine 4 an agreed fee, she's already on d way to mines and even promised not to wear pant.

The larger percentage of Naija undergrad and wannabe undergrad chicks are ashys in secret, so wats d big deal.

As per having a relationship to get free sex? We guys hav discovered that "sex for free" is actually a lot more expensive in real sense yet worth far less than sex 4 cash

#team cash 4 @ss!

A good move, though tacky in a way! And am not impressed!
Why is the focus only on Pension thieves? What of thieves that have embezzled monies meant for the development of infrastructure 4 d common man like Alams?

The only reason these idiots in Govt deem it necessary to address this area is because they can be directly affected as they also would someday depend on this pension when they are out of work in future and won't want what happens to d average Nigerian happen 2 dem.

Penalise those that stole money 4 Nepa, nnpc, Nitel, NRC, Nigerian airways etc that makes Naija a shadow of itself b4 we know u r selflessly fighting corruption!

This article is quite true! I tell u.

Of course there are ladies who are born to and willing to share a man and won't mind eventually becoming 2nd, 3rd 4th or nth wives only because being a permanent mistress is frowned @ by society.

And some of these women were classy big babes deciding to play 2nd, 3rd or even 10th feedle just to have a piece of the alpha-male.

Check out Fela, Obj, Abiola etc, womanisers who attrated and married many women openly.... Yet are still somewhat respected

didicold: @ op, i think u av issues, its not only guys who have dat problem, i'm female and i have it too, all it takes is like 2months and i just want it to be over already, i don't think its a player thing, afterall, it takes me a while to get on d wagon again, i like to consider my men bfore i date dem but somehow it just fizzrz out on my part shortly , (b) and datz when d guy begins thinkin bout future prospect.(/b)
I wish it waznt so but dere it is, i get mad @myself for being dat way, but we really can't change who we are, u can only try to be a better version of who we r

Sweetheart your own case is different, u be ogbanje! Please Visit fire 4 miracle mountain or what's dat church along lagos-ibadan express

Op nuffin do u jare! Na normal thing especially when u discova that all those chicks and their formings are all Fake, after d do, they really aint got sh!te to offer.

Well I think u best focus on pay as u go chicks 4 now so u don't get burdened with long term contracts, try any Nigerian Govt university near u.

9jacrip: Is this a Mortal Kombat character ni? Because that definitely can not be Olukoso?

that pic looks like amy; my nigga, except for the burning head, and two axes,

oh sorry, introduction: amy is short for amadioha! and when they say thunda fire u, they are actually calling his lazy arss to do some work, which he rarely responds to.

Any one believing amy did this is a wanka, . . . . no offense to d blockhead monarch

So where's the rest of the pic? tot id see them yanshing!

Nollywoodivas: This info is also not correct... Take it from an insider, even the Location, Props, Welfare, Costumes, Camera would gulp more than a million... So even if the stars are your friend and do it for you free (which nobody does) the money is still above the amount you mention.. Its an info you can find out yourself... Find out how much Camera cost per day x how many days they wanna shoot, you will have an Idea

you claim to really know much ba? ok, please tell me how much is the highest price that a marketer has ever bought sole rights for marketing and distribution of a NIgerian film?

Most producers make films within 2 weeks on a flimsy budget, borrowing location, props and all sorts based often on good will which they often pay tributes to at the end of the film NOT CASH. After all this they sell the entire work to a marketer and distributor at a negotiated price (after adding costs and profits) often which is still nothing to write home about, If you find out these details from marketers like the IWeka road Onitsha guys, or Pound road Aba guys you would understand that these lies about jumbo pays for actresses is completely false!!

Remember Sam Loko, even Saheed Balogun and many more have made films with these actresses in them, yet they were and still are dirt broke! Go figgure

Most actresses you see rocking big cheese are doing some other stuff for the money, Dont be decieved by what you see. and besides if the cameras you are getting for your shoots are too expensive, i can get you a cheaper one even with a crew, if you add my money on top

[size=16pt]THIS IS a BIG @SS LIE! I know producers who use these actresses in a lot of their movies and pay them faaar faar less.
In fact I know of two star studded movies with a total budget of N825,000 for everything, including set, location, costumes, transportation, food etc. So tell me how much do the artists get paid?
make una dey there make them dey deceive you. these guys are NOT paid that much except if its a foreign feature[/size]

WTF??

Bros at least you've learnt a lesson 4rm those nappy heads we call chicks. Forget being Mr Good guy, u can never be right when it comes to ladies, make a move on d 1st night and they would put u in a bad class, don't make a move and u still get into a bad class! Either way u R screwed. So y not be like me, nigga snatch dat kpomo any how, 4uk what dey say afterwards. Its better to be yabbed after u got some than when u didn't. IMO

Oh is that really Lagbaja's true story?! And all along see me thinking he was always masking up cos he's as Ugly as 4uk. . . . Am soo sorry

Anubiri (M):
Dis couples are nt even romantic...abeg my boyfrnd mst marry me...

Ol boi no dream far, gay marriages are outlawed in Naija, so he can't marry u, at least not in Naija



@ op, am sorry I won't marry my gf cos it was never an agreement! I'm gonna have fun till infinity and I don't mind karma stalking me.

Guys don't let any desperados tie u up in their shoes threatening u with karma bulls1t, tell em chicks u wanna hav fun if that's what u want, what one girl don't wanna do, u got over a hundred dying to take her place!

#Team Ca$h 4 @ss

Hmmm could this be a stunt 4 an advert or something? Cos I see some similarities with d pic below
Or what do u think

Though I very much doubt the fact that Chinua's death was caused by d death of ibo folks in Kano, I still find it confusing how a man of such repute could be an unrepentant and indefatigable tribalist to the core!

Many people from all over Nigeria died by the blast in Kano and we all know it, Boko Haram even once attacked some ot their traditional rulers and leaders so how dumb is it for us to claim only a particular sect of the country is being hunted to be killed in the North?

Achebe was a great man but I must admit he erred when he focused efforts on heating up things through the assertions in his last book which has further created great enmity amongst some tribes in Naija. Hence I really doubt if this occurence could Kill him as he should have expected it as a retaliation over his write up.

RIP Prof Chinua Achebe

Nysc camp is a place where many chameleons R born, same for many church choirs and d likes nowadays. I've seen babes who while we were in school were d "cheapest lays of campus" get to camp only to start forming "holy wengele" with the hope of catching one mumu learner guy especially thru fellowship runs as hubby material.

If u can't get her history from way back and u start falling mumu cos of the charade she puts up on camp, u only have urself to blame! I know of a certain professional aristo chick who is partly forming mama in one NCCF family house presently. Camp chicks are not what dey seem to be o, shine ya eyes!

The headlines reads Nigerian army, yet the story is about Nigerian navy. Besides u can't get any idea how the money was used to bait the crooks, or how they ran the scam. Methinks this thread is a bloody waste o' space

Of course na! I play with my balls when am less busy in my room

1supremo: This is no poser! A month is a long time to change positions; just let two of them know that their first responses informed your choice. Stick to one if you want to live long. Only insincerity would make you see yourself as "a player by force." You are not under any compulsion to hurt any of those ladies by dating them all at once. Please don't!

What if you are honest about the other girls and each one despite knowing u have others still decides to stay? I ve been in that spot b4 and trust na I made GUUD use of it! many a girls r nappy heads catch ur trips whyl it lasts biko!

Am not in the least bit surprised at GEJ's actions, I mentioned it b4 that we r going to have a puppet in power whose loyalty was to a bunch of greedy selfish bastardz! The bockhead hasn't a mind of his own, I mean honestly answer this: Does GEJ look intelligent to u?

Don't be surprised when Ibori's state pardon and presidential welcome happens.
Unknown to many those two were the money power sustaining militancy in the Niger Delta

ola_pluto: Miss information. Gross misinformation in fact! What temperature is it that the water will be heated to to cause breakdown of materials in it? My country people, please ignore this report. You cannot get cancer from pure water in sachets. Quote me anywhere!

see as guy dey hala! Am sure u are scared your pure water business would be ruined by this report. Sorry to disappoint you but its true! it is as well for even plastic bottled water, plastic bottled soft drinks or what have you as long as it has been left under hot temperatures, be it in your car, outside on the stands, in the supply truck left under the sun or even stored in your hot kitchen. Better go and buy water filter or purifier.

Most unmarried over 30 chicks from what I discovered have a built up romance fantasy in their heads based on years of reading dumb mills and boon, cosmo girl, stupid Naija love films and unrealistic chick flicks. I can almost predict the end of most chicks who are over engrossed in these nonsense, No Man will ever be as perfect as those fictitious characters they idolize.

If u r not yet 30 be smart and face reality but if u r over and u just realized this, u would have to settle 4 far less than what came your way years ago. Ladies are like flowers remember, having a short time to blossom and attract attention.

Even 4oyr old bachelors prefer women way under 30

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When she's always desperate to become ur wife or starts using cunning methods to convert your Behind bachelors pad into a dumping ground for some of her shoes, clothes and bags. Una tink say una get sense ba?

When she's always desperate to become ur wife or starts using cunning methods to convert your Behind bachelors pad into a dumping ground for some of her shoes, clothes and bags. Wise up guy and chase r d 4uk out or else surprise go catch u!

I heard Ashawo association of Naija are doing a valentine sales promo, half price on every hottie, buy 1 round get 2free! Spend less and get more than any gf can give without buying a single gift or spending on trips. Also available free Hiv, staph, herpes and gono for many lucky winners