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Johnnycastro18:
I supported Tom the cat, jerry the rat has always been the instigator of the whole fights and conflicts. Poor Tom the cat only have no option than to react even though he usually ends up been humiliated by jerry the rat. If only you know how trouble some rats could be at home you won't support that short rat that calls himself jerry

I used to support Jerry but talking of rats and their wahala for house... Now I suppose I am supporting Tom!

We are not deceived

englishmart:
Non of his shots was on target. You sing better, but I shoot far better.

Angelique has dealt him big blows so, for him mind, he dey shoot her for robbing him of the Grammy award

jubrilELsudan:
HI...AM IKEJA CANTONMENT JANUARY 27 2001

Chai... Congrats o

DryMouth:
Hi...
I'm ikeja bomb blast!

Entered canal but a tree branch saved me

Wow.. Close shave really

Rastaramsey:
Fake ganja nah Colorado
The highness no be for here....

One Puff
You don already dey on the moon

Wetin you dey come bring from the moon o after you get there?

Scottz:
And this thing enter front page abi

I dey wonder too oh...

Kingpin1000:
Female Children...
I shake my head, no wonder some men do not even goto the Hospital when they hear their wife has give birth to a girl.

Just look at the female figure in your own home, at least you have a mom. If no one wanted a female, now how would you have entered into this world? Or you fell from the sky

2braithe:
Why are you excited? lol

You almost exited through the entrance you passed into the world. Isn't that exciting?


You could have died in active service

Oturatetuala:
I'm cigarette, liquor, pussy, bet and lazy.

Only me with all these? But how did I make lot of success.

God is Wonderful.

God is indeed wonderful >

Hi,

I am swimming pool

2braithe:
Hello I'm Pussy.

yayyy

pacesetting:
I should be asking you the same question, because you talk like you were there.

But based on her story, lai lai, no be rape.

Why is it that when a lady turns down a guy, he will scheme to rape her as a punishment or to save his male pride/ego??

tayo60:
She wasn't raped.

The signs shown by his girlfriend are pointers to the fact that she was indeed raped:

She was acting strange
She didn't want to talk about it
She's avoiding him
She doesn't want the stigma attached to a rape victim, so please don't ever disbelieve anyone who says this... It takes a lot of courage to do such.

Rape to a guy is an accomplishment, but to the victim, it is shameful and she must be blaming herself for thinking a trusted colleague could rape her

Why is it that when a lady turns down a guy, he will scheme to rape her as a punishment or to save his male pride/ego??

Thanks be to God...

But we're interested in how three kids got lost for two weeks and how they survived it

Yhungsarm:
you didn't read where i said we where talking about sex related issues. She all the pre intimacy stuff, i did not plan to have any sex with her, i just couldn't control all d seduction again...she was placing my hand on her boobs, trying to hold my dick and all that, i mean it was a clear signal that she wants to have sex but then she just refused and i will let go. the bastard will start again

That you brought somebody who is not your level to your house and you began talking dirty with her means konji was killing you and she was invited simply so you can have sex with her....

You could have simply asked her to have sex and if she said no, it means no.... Her other moves should have made you to show her the door!

Now, you've forcefully dragged her jeans, fingered her and yet you're saying you didn't rape her.... Sorry is your case...

drlateef:
I wish I was in that position of privilege information about the weakness of men of God. I will be having a secret laugh on daily basis when I see people kneeling before adulterers who call themselves pastors for prayers.

Of course, Lateef, laugh at pastors while if the same happens with your Alfas but you look the other way... Smh

VULCAN:
Seun is scared of Muslims.

He will go to any length to prevent them from getting provoked.

Conversely, he doesn't care about the feelings of Christians.

He is a free thinker and that is how all the free thinkers I know behave.

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Imagine that! That's too bad

[quote author=Rawhumper post=111632151]Wow !! The dude got slapped?]

Yes Macron received a very dirty slap from a citizen he shook hands with... Though to try that will be death wish..

Gbaja and the Speaker are rubber stamp leaders.. shame on them all

Rawhumper:
Wow !! The dude got slapped? I once saw in
a in US, where a journalist threw
his shoe at W.F Bush. He dodged it, it would have really wounded him cos the force was
strong.


When can our own, throw theirs at this
mushroom called Buhari.

Even the National Assembly is silent, what
that moronic Senate President will be saying, is for us to pray.

Constitutionally, the House of Reps are the
ones to initiate impeachment, don't know
why they are holding back. This is disheartening.

This present set of National House of Assembly can't do anything to Buhari... They are compromised and completely useless because of the national cake or what's left of it, that they are eating.

GeneralKoko:
I just saw a post on Facebook that was talking about how some pastors fornicate with their members, both married and unmarried. How true is this ?? Have you witness??

This is a stupid question @ OP:

You can also ask if Islamic clerics have sex with their koran students
If Bank Managers have sex with their female workers
If Teachers/ Lecturers have sex with their students
If business owners have sex with their employees

This is religious bigotry at the very least..

It's a shame mods put this on FP! Something you don't try with moslems

Abdul05:
Did l Miss some thing....


Nononoo...two flatynos heads dey there...

2 Abokis also dey dia... Howbeit with blurred board... See partiality even in the parading of criminals

ashewoboy:
Na wa hoe. She is even a single mother.

Authority: don't be a simp.

The bible even said that a man will leave his father and mother to cleave to his wife

So, nothing like simping. It's a part of the vows, "forsaking all others".

But he shouldn't reject or abandon them

Rawhumper:
And what will happen?

Even he summons the Ambassador, freedom of speech is a norm over there.

And they said the truth, the first President to be talked about his bad leadership internationally..... Let him keep it up!

quote author=LibertyRep post=111610181]The presidency may soon write a petition against this lecturer to that school.

Summon which ambassador?

Even the ambassador will tell him that their own Prime Minister is not spared if he's perceived to be a failure...

Ask France's President, who got slapped by a citizen @Buhari.

LeoDeKing:
Either immediate or remotely, Ojukwu must just be involved.

They're developing Lagos and will use the proceeds to build mansions in their village.

Then someone will come.and.be posting such houses and calling the village small London

Maxymilliano:
https://gazettengr.com/no-president-better-than-buhari-since-nigerias-amalgamation-in-1914-masari/

When they will be electing old dementia stricken old men as their leaders, what do we expect?

CyynthiaKiss:
: Terrorist Elrufai has an ulterior motive..

We all know how he use to pay killer Herdsmen .

God bless CAN

CAN is right...

That El Rufai and most leaders in the North are religious bigots and they have been using insecurity to make money, achieve their selfish motives.

So when they proffer solutions, please don't believe they want to do any better. Imagine that they will still go and hire other Fulani militia and pay them with our tax in renumeration for more terrorists.

Those destabilizing this country where brought in to make Buhari the President. They have now refused to leave after elections and we have been told to accommodate "our brothers" from all over Africa..... All the attacks now are the last minute land grabbing & wealth amassing gimmick of the FG backed Fulani

Francis609:
My mum have never liked my wife to the extend of wishing her death when she lost our first baby and I had disowned her for saying that. So far we haven't had any contact since the incident and we are finally proud parents of twins boy and girl born in February. My stepmother have been here for us since day 1 she is in my house taking care of my wife and babies , my mum called saying that she want to come over and take care of my wife and kids and will be spending a month . I lied to her that my wife is with her sister and will let her know when she is back to the house so she can come over. To be Frank I don't want her near my wife because she doesn't likes her and I don't think she have any good plan for us. Did I do the right thing for lying to her my wife is not around or should I give her the chance to come over and see if she have truly change?

Please If you want to understand the full story go through my old threads

What you sow is what you'll reap... If you want to experience not being to visit your children/ grandchildren, then don't allow her... It's not fair to her at all

saphiere:
So a hotel manager can't afford a prostitu.te?

There is something about these gender that God needs to reveal to us. I mean how on earth would an emotional being enjoy forced peneration?
God please shield every female out there.

You're right....

It seems like the willy willy of that gender goes on to control of their brains anytime it rises, it must locate a vulnerable female..... Sadly many of that gender will still come and defend this evil..

rickpat:
psycho,the day she helps you,she is a good person..

the day she doesn't help...you write all sort of things about her whether true or false...silly boy...wait...silly man( her elder bro right?,na old man na)

He wanted to trend and he's now famous.... All has gone according to his plan

JosephXavier:
Things might even get worse if the West refuse to pay for their gas in Russian rouble

I used to feel a little sympathy for Ukraine but until I saw the red Cross memo telling black volunteer aid withers that Ukrainians might call them monkeys or use the N-word on them but they shouldn't give up

Those muda4keen racists should rot

Imagine how those people tryna help and being called horrible names shouldn't give up

Africa and All Africans should stay away from those people abeg

Karlovych:
A 53 year old man destroying his life and embarrassing himself over and over again because of a bald, short narcissist he calls a wife.

Always acting out emotionally over simple issues that a reasonable adult deals with in a matured manner, like in this case over a joke.

No wonder the Mrs baldy cheated on him, a foolish, weak man that resorts to crying to avoid taking responsibilities for his actions. A weak, helpless soul that allows himself to be cucked from the grave by a rapper that died over 25 years ago.

His childish outburst has given plenty of comedians more material to work with and roast him the more, perhaps then he can cry and ocean of tears and baldy can sob on her red table.

This name calling would have earned you a double slap from Will.... Nigerian men have no respect for women especially their wives but you see a great society like America, they value and honour their wives.... That's quite strange to a Naija guy.... Smh