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Romance / Re: Should A Man Help Out His Wife/Girl-Friend In The Kitchen? by dammytex: 1:44pm On Sep 04, 2011
Cuddlemii:

I have been looking for you. I need help with Computer Networking. I need us to discuss certifications and I need you to review a course for me and how it can be utilized. Its urgent.

What's your request? If its urgent, maybe you can get it across to me directly.
Romance / Re: Should A Man Help Out His Wife/Girl-Friend In The Kitchen? by dammytex: 2:53am On Sep 04, 2011
if wifey;
of course I'd love to help anytime any-day if she promises not to be intimidated cos I cook good. smiley smiley
in fact, if I'm around, we'd be in kitchen together. (I like to hold/support from behind while she cooks)

If gf,
I think I can give her some space to do her thing. But if she romantically insists, I'll do a nice dish for her.
Romance / Re: What Is Your Relationship Or Romance Status & Style Of Romance by dammytex: 2:24am On Sep 04, 2011
11-Secret admirer of a NLer. (In love with her intelligent postings)

1-I think I'm romantic. She should confirm it.

2- Realist. In fact, very much of a realist.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Pretty Nlders In Romance Section Are Hidden by dammytex: 10:51am On Sep 02, 2011
some conclusions so far;

Guys are more confident in putting their pics up than the ladies

Ratio of good-looking guys to good looking-ladies now stand at 50:50

70% of good-looking NL guys are fair in complexion

Some fool thinks his unrepentant uploading of pics would get him some free shaggging here (shioor)

Nairalanders actually appreciate beauty (thumbs up)

100% of those claiming Aunty Fickle is jobless for putting this thread up, have actually clicked on all the picture links. (Thief[i]s[/i])

We are all interested in knowing what other posters on this forum look like

Almost all Non-Nigerians on this forum are beautiful females

Some adamant Nairalanders will never put their pics up no matter what, yet, they will check every poster's profile and click on every pasted link.


-------will update later.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Your Most Embarassing Moment by dammytex: 9:47am On Sep 02, 2011
Cuddlemii:

So Kpolli found out-, that implicates issues.

So Dyt would soon know-, that adds up the puzzle.

So Sexkillz is lost-, now here comes trouble

So Dammytex now knows-, we are all not safe

So Mynd44 is here-, Babe is not far away then

So asas asked the question-, Sorry she is involved now

Last time I checked, my name is not Shina Rambo.


kistehsia:

I bared my bosoms to a beach load of people, was wearing a strapless one piece black bathing suit, i am white but was tanned quite well, my bosoms on the other hand weren't, i am a 36 DDD and tiny every where else, well i have a severe allergy to bees, hospital here i come should i get stung and no eppie pen, while lying on my towel sun bathing i could feel something tickling me between my bosom, with out a thought i just gave a little blow to the area thinking it was a fly, it didn't leave so opening my eyes i see this huge bee!!!! i jumped up and pulled my bathing suit down to my waist and started screaming while jumping up and down, drawing attention from everywhere to myself, imagine a short tiny person with very white large bosoms jumping up and down screaming, the bee was killed and so was my dignity , just wanted to die, was so horribly embarrassed ,

kistehsia

oh oh
Romance / Re: What's The Big Deal In A Girl Asking A Boy Out? by dammytex: 5:27pm On Sep 01, 2011
Do we still ask ourselves out these days.

We meet, we're friends, we jell, we share secrets, we advise, we visit each other and hang out more often, we run errands for each other, we make unbelievable commitments to each other, we kiss (wondering why it happened), and then we kiss again another day, we call each other's siblings without our prior knowledge, we go to see a movie and on the way back, he says I think I'm falling in love with you, and she answers: really, and he nods, we held each other's hands and kissed again, I changed her name on my phone to Angel, she does the same, I call her and she answers; hello love and I say I just called to say i love you baby.

fast forward;
do you take this man/woman to be your lovely wedded----------------I DO
Romance / Re: Romance Section Chat Room V by dammytex: 5:04pm On Sep 01, 2011
And she's truly in a good mood to get these words out of her.

(I hope they haven't noticed me peeping)
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Pretty Nlders In Romance Section Are Hidden by dammytex: 4:26pm On Sep 01, 2011
Okay hoodrat, you made your point.

You are fine. Shebi that's what you want to hear. BRAVO!!!!THUMBS UP!!!!!!!!!EHHHHH!!!


House, if you want hoodrat to stop posting, say Aye.

Why would you think this thread is for dating?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Pretty Nlders In Romance Section Are Hidden by dammytex: 4:21pm On Sep 01, 2011
@dyt

Sweets, can you kindly take your request to cuddlemii please?

She only can give the approval. Lucky you; you are her bestie no1. wink wink wink wink wink wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Pretty Nlders In Romance Section Are Hidden by dammytex: 1:16pm On Sep 01, 2011
Can someone please tell me what hoodrat is trying to achieve.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Pretty Nlders In Romance Section Are Hidden by dammytex: 9:39am On Sep 01, 2011
Fickle:

can i shower with this boy. you are so sizzling hot. are you a nigerian

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=131835

A full blooded Yoruba man for that matter.

Thanks Aunty.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Pretty Nlders In Romance Section Are Hidden by dammytex: 2:49am On Sep 01, 2011
^^

lol.

two of us no well
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Pretty Nlders In Romance Section Are Hidden by dammytex: 2:16am On Sep 01, 2011
kai! e pain me sha,

Reading through this thread, I can see that the ladies are finer than us in this section according to posters.

In fact, now i hate nayah, roki and anita19.

I wish I could give them ten-ten tribal marks each.
Romance / Re: Girls: When Does 'toasting' Become Too Long? by dammytex: 1:33am On Sep 01, 2011
@op
even as I read your post, I could feel you have something for this guy. Maybe not strong enough to date him but I know for sure there's something you like about him.

Unfortunately, he knows it and he's capitalizing on it to get a chance with you.

The truth is; when you are truly ready to get rid of him, you'd know what to do.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Your Most Embarassing Moment by dammytex: 6:06pm On Aug 31, 2011
ronkebp:

Lol, naaaa!!!!!! all we did was mouth-up!!!! wink wink, but the real thing?? naaa!!! we were both looking for admission then, we were very young at heart and did not want to indulge in the real thing yet.

look at you. What were you thinking?

I meant did it materialize into a romantic relationship?

Anywayz, I understand its what's on your mind grin grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Your Most Embarassing Moment by dammytex: 4:15pm On Aug 31, 2011
^^
so you also went to his house the next day. uhhmmmmm

And what happened to your crush? Did it materialize into $&^^%*^&%^$
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Your Most Embarassing Moment by dammytex: 3:54pm On Aug 31, 2011
ronkebp:

Another embarassing moment for me; i had my 'crushest crush',  wink visit me one faithful day, i was the only one home with my youngest sister, she was 3years old then, (still looking for admission into the university then). So we were in the living room together (all three of us) listening to music and chatting away, then all of a sudden, i had a knock on the door, i inquired who it was, lo and behold!! my DAD!!! shocked shocked, i did not know what to do, so i asked this crush to hide in my room, since my dad never goes into my room, he  (daddy) actually came to get something he forgot in the morning, and he was like, ' let me relax a bit, Ronke, give me a glass of water, i ran to the fridge grab the cup of water sharp! sharp ( so that he can drink and leave). After he drank, he stood up to leave and on his way out, my youngest sister was like, " daddy have you seen sistermi's friend? he is in her room!!!!. My God!!!! i almost died. cry, and my daddy, said,so you have your friend in the room and you did not want me to meet her abi? laughing, he went into the room to find a [b]boy!!!!!!!!, [/b]that one (boy) was prostrating on the floor, like 20 times, greeting him, my dad just turned back without saying a word and left the house.
  I could not sit or eat through out that day, i had to first of all, ask my sweetest crush' to leave that we would meet later on, then in the evening after he (my dad) got back from work, i faced DC (disciplinary committeee).

OMG

And that is really embarrassing.

In fact, its a 2 way embarrassment; for you and the guy. sorry.
Romance / Re: They Told Me What Led Them Into Clubbing And Prostitution.sad Story by dammytex: 1:49pm On Aug 31, 2011
both excuses are rubbish especially the 2nd one.

By the way, did they narrate their stories before or after they offered their services?
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Your Most Embarassing Moment by dammytex: 1:38pm On Aug 31, 2011
^^
Yes she went to QC

I was there too. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Your Most Embarassing Moment by dammytex: 1:19pm On Aug 31, 2011
naijababe:

grin grin grin But dem mean for you school sha

It was a military, what do you expect?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Pretty Nlders In Romance Section Are Hidden by dammytex: 1:12pm On Aug 31, 2011
So what's the ratio of the guys to ladies that put their pics up.

I think we have more confident guys than ladies as regards looks
Romance / Re: Best Long Distance Relationship Songs Top 20 (my Favourites) by dammytex: 1:34am On Aug 31, 2011
^
Of course NOT dear.

I just don't want you to lose your feminine virtue just because someone is trying to catch trips on you with words

This is still a faceless forum remember and you deserve peace.

How are you? D you have your song-list?
Can't wait. smiley smiley
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Your Most Embarassing Moment by dammytex: 1:04am On Aug 31, 2011
Nice posts so far.

I was in JSS2, my class captain (Jennifer) was very pretty and sexy. My school was a military boarding house. On a Saturday, I came to class with my best friend then, and stupidly wrote I love Jennifer underneath her desk. The following Monday, she discovered and reported to our class teacher. He asked all guys to confess to the writing. It became a very big issue. I begged my friend not to confess.
We (all boys in my class) were to be flogged 12 strokes each, everyday until the perpetrator confessed. This continued until the 2nd week. Eventually, my bestie broke and told the class teacher it was me in front of all the girls in class, halfway into his strokes while crying.
I was flogged 24 in front of all the girls and cried, not because of the strokes, but the shame (a fine boy like me).

Back in the hostel, my house prefect called all the blue house boys to the quadrangle and told me to confess my sin in front of everybody. I was given a cardboard (with the bold inscription: I love Jennifer) to hold while I dance and respond to the song being sung after me in humiliation.
The song goes thus:

Everybody sings: do you love Jennifer?
I reply: Yes sir

Unforgettable '94
Romance / Re: True Love Doesn't Exist. by dammytex: 12:26am On Aug 31, 2011
@op

True love exists.

The question is; are you ready for the commitments? Exercising true love is an ambition that migrates into habit.
You have to yearn for true love and go wholeheartedly for it without compromise.

The benefits are the best, but trust me it isn't usually easy and comfortable for us men to stick to the strict rules at the early stages. You have to be determined to exhibit true love all the way.

If you can, even God will smile down on you from heaven. Don't you want that?
Romance / Re: Best Long Distance Relationship Songs Top 20 (my Favourites) by dammytex: 11:29pm On Aug 30, 2011
Lailai nothing can separate us.

WE ARE TIGHT PALS FOR LIFE

Hi Five smiley smiley smiley smiley
Romance / Re: Guys How Long Does It Take You To Ask A Girl Out? by dammytex: 10:09pm On Aug 30, 2011
Uhmmm, I think it depends on what you want from the girl. So, I'll assume you are referring to a serious relationship.

Well, this is 21st century, so procedures don't follow the medieval pattern anymore.
It starts with friendship of course. I can only take it further with a girl that's my friend. In friendship, I know a lot already about her. We discuss about our problems, future plans, career etc. While being friends, I can have good insight about her background and expectations.

I fairness, I can tell if we can take it a step further towards relationship or not. I can never marry a stranger. In fact friendship is a true test of genuine interest. I can only marry my female friend.

To answer your question, I think it might take months. Time is also a good test of affection.

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