Dyt:

^^ u still fyn?

My dear, you won't believe I stopped being fine. It's work and stress of Lagos ooo.

In fact, you won't believe; I now only look like Shemar Moore.
Imagine, a whole me.

And who is that blessed, favoured and charismatic lady that is willing to have me?


going---- going----go---

Oga high chief;

I hail oooo. happy birthday bro,

where the party at?

^^^^

this your flatmate sef; na all the time? Is it naturally possible to engage in this act everyday continuously?

And Akanke is joyous; she found the sixty-five shillings she misplaced in the big black calabash behind the banana tree. And she thinks; she must inform Aremu,

Wow!!!!! I hail ooo; my prestigious kinsmen.

I'm from a royal family in Ijero Ekiti, my grandfather being the Ajero of Ijero kingdom. I should try and visit HOME someday.

And is it true; we don't only have the intellect, we also gat the looks.

Cuddlemii:

Dear Diary,
1)Today, I missed home because I was discriminated by a racist because I am black skinned. I felt embarrassed and almost cried.

2) Today, I had my best result in class. I also went to the gym.

3) I had a chat with my room mate for the first time. Usually, I had to deal with the noise from her love making session everyday. Few minutes ago I was Hot but I'm good now.

4) Right now I feel like kissing pink lips.

pink lips? Okay, you can have mine.

And I also hope your wanting a pink lips isn't sequel to the noises from your flatmate's

And back to the topic;

I actually think all ladies should think of settling down with the right man at one point or the other. If a lady decides to be unmarried, I'm not sure I'd be a fan.
Marriage is a good thing and I also believe its in God's plan for everybody to be married.
Its not that complicated, we can still achieve whatever goals and dreams we carry even in marriage, especially when we marry the right people.
so, please take your time, marry the right person and continually pray for the upkeep of your union.

In fact, I don't think its healthy for a relationship.

Maybe no sex; agreed,

but no touch-touch; nah.

So, I can't even kiss her on the forehead (cos that is part of touch-touch). hell no!!

I think I like this thread. Looks matured enough.

And since it's the ladies' thread, I wouldn't comment. I'll just watch. lol

keep it coming girls.

sexkillz:

Chooooooiii!!! See topic of thread! You dey ask question and you are expecting answers from married only! Taa! Comot there!. . . . . . . . Ok! Have you heard of condilax? It's made from okada tubes! Very strong, sensitive, doesnt tear, and you fit re use am sef!. . . .  

bros, you go kill person for here ooo

condilax ke?

presently missing;

Nigerian food with pepper. (even their so called hot-chilli no spicy at all)
Nigerian barber (they can even clean-shave a black man).
Nigerian music on the dance floor (na so so I'm a Barbie girl; mtchew)

OMG, how I wish I know what to say.

This is one prayer I often pray not to happen to me.

He's being haunted by the act and the fact that he had to watch even though he knows it wasn't her fault. Its a bad situation for the family but then the man, being the head of his own home holds the obligation of putting things in order. If he remembers love conquers all things, he can start things afresh again.
But I can't really blame him too much, I get haunted easily by similar incidents also.

Kai, may God help him o

Uhmmmmm,

So, romance can bring this part out of Reality 101. Interesting.

Now, who's next?

Mr Cork or 190?

But miss Bhussy, please enjoy this affection while it lasts o

Now the NL spirit is back. Nice.

How come I'm the only one not interested in the V-status of a girl. (As long as she is not 10cm in diameter; its ok)

Why would she think her virginity is a compensatory reward for Samuel? When has virginity become a reward?
Being a good wife is the reward we need.

odiaero:

What da bleep is facebook scrabble?,  here is the link to the one i play and for the big guys http://www.isc.ro/en/registration.html

http://apps.facebook.com/livescrabble/

its easier to play than yours.


I don't have access to your online scrabble. My company proxy setting is blocking the application. I will try it when I get home.

odiaero:

Woo, am playing now, what is your ID, mine is Rocketboy

which online Scrabble re u playing?

do u play scrabble on facebook?

odiaero:

Woo, how did i missed this, so finaly, Iya trustee shows her face, now i like that, dont be afraid of who u are hehehehhe 

Iya, oya come join me for my newly designed office in my house, we can browse from here together as in below, heeheheheh am leaving the previous one in my profile while the one here now takes over

bros, when are we playing our Scrabble?

Sounds like a nice occurrence. I went to a military school and soldiers are being taught to be nice to women in particular. If a soldier beats his wife and he's caught, he'd most likely be dismissed.

But really, that was a brave one from you. Nice

@op

bros, its just the irony of life. It happens all the time and even everywhere. It's like a cascade of disappointments. A girl (A) likes you, you don't like her. You like girl (B) and she doesn't even know you exist. Girl (B) is also liking a guy (C) that is not looking her way. And it goes on and on.

As a guy, take a look at the possibilities of all the ladies that like you. Choose the best that almost suit your requirements and move on. It is better you marry someone that likes you than marrying someone you like. This thing called love and affection will then grow afterwards

And if you both love each other so much, na him be say; you don hit JACKPOT.

I will like to host every active poster on NL (Romance section) to a get together dinner/party someday, if only we could assemble in one city.

I love u all.

Fickle:

hold it there. thats why we have reality check and peace keeping to reduce such. you also have your faults fighting high chief at that just 2go thread. we need peace from obsessive and bashing beings.

Naaaah, Haba. I would never fight anyone over a woman on a faceless forum. I was just catching fun then, to get the thread alive. High Chief is okay on NL and I have no probs with him at all. I ain't stealing his NL crush.

One love brov;

Uhmm I'm having a feeling NL Romance section will soon start getting boring.

Eya **sob sob*** for the unknown future

Attendant, pls give me packs of condom. A brother and I were arguing in church yesterday that all condoms are imported. so, give me one packet of durex, one packet of lifestyle, one packet of gold circle and one packet of cool condoms to prove him wrong. thank you.

I'm confused sef. Sometimes I'm dark and sometimes I'm light.

Abeg help me check; Am I light, dark, in-between or confused?

^^^where you for hear oga Ade?

lol

how come nobody met his or hers at a police station, prison yard, asylum, dreams etc.

Majority of the girls will tell you dark (as in tall, dark and handsome).

but then plenty guys on NL are not that dark.

^^Smart one there Bussy

@op; in 3 words:

very-pretty, very-intelligent & very stubborn

I have noticed that pweety seems to be the most attacked female on NL lately.

please, free her now. This is free for all forum. If you don't like her thread, you don't have to bash.

how are you jare pweety?

To your question;
The silence could be a result of different things. Maybe he thinks you consider him boring and he feels bad.
Or maybe he really likes you and wants to spend more time with you, only for you to disappoint him.
Or maybe he's trying to check if he had said something to piss you off and that's why you are angry to get off the phone.

I think it all depends on how he was told.

Cuddlemii:

You are not online now. I need to show you a program so you tell me the value of it. And if its a waste of money and which of the cert is useful for what I want to do.

okay, lets have a look then.

And aba die?