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This na wetin we dey talk ooo... We never pack Ifa commot for ground, ifa prophesy don come true. Mtn is a bona-fide bastard . I get this all the time tho, be careful if you use the OK button to wake your phone.

Monalisa185:
op, if you want your likes back, go and take them back to back....

some threads ain't meant to be debated on...the best thing to do is to look for a derailing partner and derail the shiit outta the mumu thread...no time to argue shiit mehnnn..

where my derailing goonz at?

#At the bolded... Shall we begin?

I hear naira go soon strengthen. China dey demand more crude oil from Nigeria

halfricanadian:
Mayb

Shey him still dey talk say "we light skinned", come Oshodi... You go turn brown (over tan) when bus conductor pursue you commot for Bolade before Oshodi under bridge (your bus stop)

Why don't you go ask your dad...Wait! Wait!! Wait!!!... I hope my guts ain't right!?

halfricanadian:
U calling them ugly wen d economy is so harsh on them like bleaching cream

Most nigerian men are heartless you always compare foreign girls who has access to jobs, good life, a well furnished apartment with AC fire stand, easy transportation cabs trains buses no struggles before boarding one, life support child support shd incase she is pregnant nd d man abandons her, good clean safe water, safe drugs, everything dey av access too is real nd true no fake products .


Compare dat life to the way an average nigeria girl lives here we barely feed ourselves no life support all d products we get here are mostly fake product economy is so harsh yet u want me to look flawless wen i dont even av a job to afford money to buy a good cream which is way far more expensive cos of d fall in naira
u guys please av mercy on nigerian girls if a foreign girl live d life of a nigerian lady she wud commit sucide yet u all condemn us

I feel you sister, I don't blame this dumbo of a OP... I blame life for being overly fair on him

Nicepoker:
I don't hate yorubas either. My Gf is a yoruba lady.

You na real G , I don dey learn igbo small small sef, learning how to compliment her in igbo then I let her explain what it means when she's done blushing. She learns Yoruba from me too, in fact... I gave her a Yoruba name and she gave me an igbo name which we both answer to now.

buchilino:
IF WAT U SAID IS TRUE, THEN AM IMPRESSED

I have no cause to lie, as it doesn't credit my account nor profit me in any way.
I almost allowed bigotry eat me out on NL but I'm thankful I pulled myself out quick enough. The problem we have is, we let the poisonous seed of stereotyping a tribe which our parents and environment has planted in us thrive. We youths need to uproot that seed, as a tribe can't be stereotyped with certain xteristic. Each individual should be responsible for his/her character.

Food for thought.

Not like some gorrow chewing normads I Naija that abduct and convert minors and gullible grown ups.

Well... I don't expect any less from a religion that was born with violence.

I think I've actually seen it all on NL.... Their madness no be here

That's obviously what she wanted, you didn't just hand it to her but on a platter of gold

Nicepoker:
no wonder they buy off ur lands. Mind u am from ND. Pls start exporting that Cocoa of yours stop depending from other regions for survival like parasite.

Let it be known that there is abundant of natural resources in yoruba land, Lagos has oil, Ogun State has oil and bitumen which she shares with ondo state. The yorubas might not take on things using muscle but we are smart and tactical, reason why igbos always tag us as "cunning". Don't get me wrong, I don't hate igbos, have lots of 'em as friends... Some whom I won't think twice bleeding for, in fact my present gf is from Okuzu, Awka.

If y'all would just let us put an end to this bigotry against each other. It's just crazy.

MIKOLOWISKA:
how? no papers, no evidence. she's screwed. unless re will hire killers, with which money.she's just unlucky

True but I can't help but feel for this woman. I hope she's not paying the price for a grave sin or atrocities she might have commited that we know nothing off. If not... I know my God can unscrew her, she don't need no papers nor evidence.

What makes me feel all this girls being abducted and converted are just plans to executing their coordinated suicide attacks in other regions of the country I.e South-east south-south and Southwest, this regions has experienced few or no attacks....My observation tho.

0YorubaParapo0:
[size=28pt]We Yorubas don't give a shit Had this been a Yoruba girl, Igbos would have been calling their ancestors cowards.

Many more to come for the land of the bravery bread [/size]

I'm a Yoruba and I do give a sh!t. You obviously too myopic to see through the surface. This isn't just about igbo, this is about them wanting to Islamise the whole country, they've successfully done that to a percentage of yorubas but they're not contented until they see a handsome number of igbos convert. This country is fvcked up. Don't let your bigotry take your humanity from you, all tribe has got its pros and cons

Jacksparr0w1207:
yes yes yes, here's the man that knows what's up. Let's rum to good life. Captain say so

Aiyee aiyee captain... Shall I cast the sail?

This is so so bad... I hope she gets her property back from this Ômo ales

Jacksparr0w1207:
Mtcheeeeeew

#TeamForeignGirls till I Dee Ai Eeeeeeee

Yo Oh oh and a bottle of rum.... Aiyee!

This dude is just stupid. Tho naija babes can sabi fvck up but niccur you is a pvssy, your nothing but a low self esteem sissy stale sucking a55 niccur. You sell your own out like this cos you got one dumb white pig smelling like girl somewhere who only loves you on logic.

My Naija ladies are nothing but LOVELY and FABULOUS

MathsChic:
When the pressure between the inside of a container and its outside are pretty much same, you feel no resistance opening the lid or door to that container, as the case may be. When there is differential pressure between the inside and outside, then there is resistance. The direction of differential pressure will determine where resistance is coming from. Because the fridge is much colder than the outside, it is at a lower temperature. Remember the relationship between temperature and pressure? It's a direct relationship. If the temperature inside a container is really low, the gas particles in that container dont move rapidly, which means they are sluggish. That translates to lower pressure. Think about a cooking gas container; its gas particles are bouncing all about the container looking for an escape, which is why when you create an outlet, they immediately rush out. These gas particles are at a higher pressure. Anyways, I digress.

Back to the explanation, the lower temperature inside the fridge means the gas (air) particles inside the fridge have created a lower pressure situation inside it, lower than the atmospheric pressure (which is the pressure at room temperature). Because there is now differential pressure, when you try to pull the fridge open, there is resistance. But why is the resistance against opening the fridge? Because matter in the classical world generally tends to move towards lower pressure. This is the same reason your gas particles in the cooking gas (which are at higher pressure) are seriously looking for a way to escape. So, your fridge door continues to resist your pull because the door is gravitating towards the lower pressure in the fridge.
The small seal areas on the door lip make this pressure translate into greater force and that's why you often need to pull hard to open the door.

Wow... Bravo!!!. I'm stoked. I couldn't have done any better. You must be an Engineer, you're most definitely one of the rare ones.

AdemolaA2:
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Haaah.. you are a badt friend . Will report you to buhari and oga seun..

AdemolaA2:
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Oh really ? When I take a few like 3 .. i don't get purged but when I take like 6 upwards . Its wahala for me cos I get purged .

Yes really... That's new! but at what interval do you get to use the toilet when you take 6 upward.

By the way: make I tempt you small

BuddhaPalm:
Lol, these guys didn't study moments (Physics).

If they did, they'd have positioned the cars differently.

True... An engineer would understand not to make the first mistake again. The crane truck should have been positioned backing the river hence covering more ground to disperse the weight exerted. This just takes reasoning and common sense but they lack both.

Intendy:
nice one.
drank enough in jos

You be correct man...wetin I drink for ham na him dey go so. NYSC days for Delta no be here

Try Burukutu and give testimony... I don't know if anyone knows this, someone can bear me witness

kellsblingsz:
Maybe this comment wont be important for the majority of people here. Some of you will ignore it, most of yall wont bother to read and it'll go unnoticed along with other comments maybe I'll be criticized for this but i just want to let yall know I'm selling potatoes

The fvck!!! , "I'm selling potatoes" took all that writing... Mehn! You just burst my head

AdemolaA2:
But ironically , Bananas purge me ...

Bananas don't purge, they're just very good laxative. You probably had some poo stuck up your bowel/rectum and it just helps you slide them down to the gate (anus)

I do that most when my gf is around after making some good loving, she tends to lay for a while unclad and I lay with her cuddled up. It's no biggie, ladies just tend to overdo everything from time immemorial I.e they try to copy style of guys just wearing boxers around the house but they on the other hand they prefer the totality, excuse is... It's hot down there.

praxs:
Bros.make i come borow ur poo

The poo (sh!t) you talking bout?!