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PoliticsRe: Ambode's Economic War Against Igbos by Danfuster(m): 7:24pm On Mar 11, 2016
Tribal bigotry has eaten this one (OP) up. And to think you're somewhere in Lagos posting this sh!t

Ps: God bless the poster above me
RomanceRe: I Did This After She Broke Up With Me by Danfuster(m): 7:07pm On Mar 11, 2016
Poo in a lunch envelope, take it to her door, ring the bell like crazy such that it's annoying that she comes running out to slap the person, light up the top of the envelope and hide somewhere. Onseeing the fire, she's gonna stump it with her foot to take it out before she knows it, she got a foot full of poo... That's How you get a revenge.

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PoliticsRe: Should FG Accept Mtn's $1.5bn Instead Of The $5.2bn Fine? by Danfuster(m): 6:57pm On Mar 11, 2016
No... Never, since they decided it's unnegotiable to opt out of their useless spamming ad, therefore this right here is unnegotiable. #PayWhatYouOwe... BIATCH angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: These Hyper-realistic Photos Are Actually Oil Paintings by Danfuster(m): 6:57pm On Mar 11, 2016
Dope
PoliticsRe: FG Apologises To Nigerians Over Blackout, Blames Gas Shortage and Vandals by Danfuster(m): 6:50pm On Mar 11, 2016
Who cares...
TravelRe: Two Survive Lagos-Ibadan Expressway Tanker Fire (Graphic Pic) by Danfuster(m): 11:05am On Mar 11, 2016
Dharniel:
Cuz of the likes of NL and co. everyone is now a reporter.
Like I said earlier... I'm not a fan of "pinshure or idonbelivit"
Car TalkRe: How To Avoid Accidents On Lagos-ibadan Expressway by Danfuster(m): 8:50am On Mar 11, 2016
GAZZUZZ:
James bond shocked
This one na Tomb Raider = Lara Croft wink grin
TravelRe: Two Survive Lagos-Ibadan Expressway Tanker Fire (Graphic Pic) by Danfuster(m): 8:48am On Mar 11, 2016
fetrillion:
Taking n sharing gruesome pics is just like testifying n tanking God for deir lifes. . Deir is obviously nofin wrong in wot d op did. Go back to ur closet n give tanx to God for his persistent protection over ur life.. Dats d Message..first
I'm not an ungrateful being as I don't need a pic to put me in check, I do that every morning and night. I don't need a gruesome pic to put me back in line.

My sympathy for the victims tho, there life will never remain the same.
AutosRe: Lambo Doors For Mercedes by Danfuster(m): 8:38am On Mar 11, 2016
Bro... I love the way you wanna unique out your car but I hope you're well informed with what you wanna do, there are different kinda doors, but I'd recommend you pick the "butterfly door" over the "scissors door". The scissors door will compromise the rubber seal around the door cos you're modifying as it didn't come stock but the butterfly role out and up method doesn't do that. The one on the pic you posted is a butterfly door. If your talking about cars... Benzes especially, you can't rule out ccing the likes of Gazzuz, Siena, kingreign
TravelRe: Two Survive Lagos-Ibadan Expressway Tanker Fire (Graphic Pic) by Danfuster(m): 7:09am On Mar 11, 2016
Dharniel:
Cuz of the likes of NL and co. everyone is now a reporter.
As in ehn... See the hands taking pinshure, not counting others we didn't see and the one that actually took the one posted here. God save our souls
TravelRe: Two Survive Lagos-Ibadan Expressway Tanker Fire (Graphic Pic) by Danfuster(m): 7:05am On Mar 11, 2016
crackhouse:
....and when they don't take it u will be the first to say Pics pls.
I've never been a fan of the "pinshure or adonbiliveit"
RomanceRe: (advice Needed) Should He Trust & Continue In This Affair? by Danfuster(m): 10:33pm On Mar 10, 2016
If there's anything you should never doubt... It's your guts, take that bold decision.
TravelRe: Two Survive Lagos-Ibadan Expressway Tanker Fire (Graphic Pic) by Danfuster(m): 10:20pm On Mar 10, 2016
eposho:
I tire for my ppl ohhh. Disgusting attitude.
Very inhumane
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Challenges Lions At The Kruger Park In South Africa by Danfuster(m): 10:19pm On Mar 10, 2016
End time pastor, so... He can't decipher when a rogue spirit tries to lure him to his death
RomanceRe: Help! I Broke Up With Lot Of Men Due To Unenjoyable Sex by Danfuster(m): 9:52pm On Mar 10, 2016
No be this same girl wey them talk say one man throw her for pit take do money ritual. All this yeye blogger should go get a life.
TravelRe: Two Survive Lagos-Ibadan Expressway Tanker Fire (Graphic Pic) by Danfuster(m):
WTF is wrong with people taking pic of every gruesome scene, they sure have lost their senses. I bet they'd take a pic of the man bleeping their wives (or vice versa) before reacting. # spits #mofos
RomanceRe: Ladies What Can U Sacrifice For A Cute Guy(photo) by Danfuster(m):
durentdbiitch:
loosen up from what exactly?
You're kid, once a kid, always a kid.
And no, nobody will sacrifices anytin for u.

Bye
Why are you wasting such energy on such mention, guy... You don't need me tell you your battery life is now expensive as you mostly use generator to charge, you gotta be careful what you respond to
Car TalkRe: "Decarbonising Your Engine With Water" Whats Your Take? by Danfuster(m): 7:17pm On Mar 10, 2016
Kashif:
Okay sir, but am not sure I am going to try that. What if the cylinder suffers thermal shock?
I believe such thing can't happen to your car cos a lot of cars have had cases of top gasket blown or damaged causing coolant to slip into the combustion chamber hence the reason why some car fume smell like pancake syrup. If you'd take the time to check out the YouTube link I posted earlier, you'd see where the guy displayed a chamber which got clean cos the top gasket broke. I'm gonna give it a try on my ML500
Car TalkRe: "Decarbonising Your Engine With Water" Whats Your Take? by Danfuster(m): 7:09pm On Mar 10, 2016
GAZZUZZ:
we defibrillate grin
Gazzuz... NO kill person ooo grin grin how you Wan do that one for car, abi na cardiac arrest the car get
RomanceRe: Ladies What Can U Sacrifice For A Cute Guy(photo) by Danfuster(m): 7:02pm On Mar 10, 2016
durentdbiitch:
seconded.



Dis type of guys don't know they are big turn-off to "matured ladies"

I smh
He needs to be canned with a fulani herding stick, should help factory reset his brain
BusinessRe: Porridge Meals Vs Daycare Services: Which One Is Preferable As A Business? by Danfuster(m): 6:57pm On Mar 10, 2016
I would say your mom go for the food business, running a day care is way stressful as you have to be on the move trying to pamper every kid till the parents come to pick the last kid but in the case of the food business, all the major stress are for cooking and she get to relax through the rest of the day. She used to work with a company you say...she can advertise and persuade her colleagues to drop by to try out her delicacy,
Packaging: don't you cheap takeaway pack, install bug zapper, if she can't afford AC at the moment endeavor to install heat expeller and install big size fan. If you need anymore ideas, you sure know how to reach back.

In other news I have a two industrial size refrigerator(the kind you find in shoprite) I just offloaded from my container at a very affordable price, you can package the eatery with this instead of the conventional local eatery. Bellow are the pics.
PM if you'd like to discuss further. God bless your hustle.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Unfairness Of P & G Internship Programe: Giving AUN Special Internship Slots by Danfuster(m): 6:21pm On Mar 10, 2016
Fvcked up country angry
FoodRe: Before You Take Canned Drinks Again, Read This!! by Danfuster(m): 6:13pm On Mar 10, 2016
dancok:
hmm, baddest
Takes one to ID one
CrimeRe: Nigerian Fare Dodger Caught In The UK - Again. by Danfuster(m): 6:04pm On Mar 10, 2016
Guy man dey follow the rule of will smith's movie "focus" which states "never drop the curn, never break... You DIE with the LIE" grin grin
CrimeRe: Igbo And Hausa Clashes At Apo, Abuja Leaving One Dead.......authority Newspaper. by Danfuster(m): 5:41pm On Mar 10, 2016
R.I.P TO the dead.

A country where a tribe is the common enemy to the remaining two.
FoodRe: Before You Take Canned Drinks Again, Read This!! by Danfuster(m): 4:03pm On Mar 10, 2016
dancok:
babe u carry o, what s in for me.
I Been think say na only me see ham ooo, Choii shocked be like say na half pant she wear sef, I can see the pant line from the first pic in the collage. That chest is massive
FoodRe: Before You Take Canned Drinks Again, Read This!! by Danfuster(m): 3:58pm On Mar 10, 2016
WTF... to think I just had a can drink. shocked
CultureRe: 5 Igbo Stereotypes Every Nigerian Must Drop by Danfuster(m): 3:43pm On Mar 10, 2016
So now... I have to price my way to marrying my igbo girlfriend, cos this your negotiation skill makes it sound to me like igbo girls are some sort of commodity.
Science/TechnologyRe: Alligator Killed Today In Lagos By Navy (Photos) by Danfuster(m): 3:24pm On Mar 10, 2016
Upon closer inspection, not recommended out in the wild, you'd spot glaring differences:
Snout shape: Alligators have wider, U-shaped snouts, while crocodile front ends are more pointed and V-shaped.
Toothy grin: When their snouts are shut, crocodiles look like they're flashing a toothy grin, as the fourth tooth on each side of the lower jaw sticks up over the upper lip. For alligators, the upper jaw is wider than the lower one, so when they close their mouths, all their teeth are hidden.
Home base: Crocodiles tend to live in saltwater habitats, while alligators hang out in freshwater marshes and lakes.

Source:http://m.livescience.com/32144-whats-the-difference-between-alligators-and-crocodiles.html

Now you're free to decide which one it is cos you wouldn't believe if I told you.
Car TalkRe: "Decarbonising Your Engine With Water" Whats Your Take? by Danfuster(m): 3:08pm On Mar 10, 2016
Check this out as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOoIuBu5xO4

He used water to decrabonize a VW SR injector type and he stated all the reason.
RomanceRe: Ladies What Can U Sacrifice For A Cute Guy(photo) by Danfuster(m): 2:42pm On Mar 10, 2016
Such a kid... Your Monika says it all.

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