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fadilaMaikiriki:
Jeezzzzzzzzz! Really? This really happens? All what I listed above are what I know cucumber is used for. And that was what I used it for.


See the final stage of the cucumber after I was done with it;

My bad if your intents are misread.
They even eat it after . Just joking.

Now you know the 4th use of cucumber

Do not try it at home!

fadilaMaikiriki:
Three actually.

Salad.
Snack/juice.
Skin care product.

Its either you are naive or just pretending. I choose the later.

Cucumber has similarities in size and shape with the male reproductive organ hence most ladies use it in the place of dildos to mxturbate.
Looking at the the way you unveiled the pictures you posted here tells explicit story of your real intent ie using it to mxturbate instead devouring it like you wrote.

The pics except the last depicts different stages of penetration during s#x.

fadilaMaikiriki:
Alright. I know about using it for salad, as a snack, and also as a beauty/skin care product. Is there any other uses? Please let me know if there's any. I'll like to give it a try. We learn everyday.

You only gave two. What happened to the third?

fadilaMaikiriki:
I'm serious please. I don't. But I know about three uses.

Tell me first

fadilaMaikiriki:
Please, I don't know what you're talking about. Is there a special way to hold a cucumber?

you already know how

Stop the pretence joor

fadilaMaikiriki:
What do you mean by that please? Is there anything else that the cucumber meant for that I don't know of?

Answer best known to you.

The way you unveiled the pics tells it all.

Stops acting innocent 😇

Ur cucumber, ur pxxsy.
None of our
business.
Just make sure u destroy the innocent cucumber after to avoid an innocent person eating it

Corporate2020:
Okay nah. Not one President, but 5 coward idiotic nincompoopic Presidents.

What General Abdulsalami Abubakar, General Olusegun Obasanjo, General Muhammadu Buhari, Alhaji Umar Yar’Adua and Dr (Deacon) Goatluck Jonathan could not do over combined 26 years, Emilokan Adekunle Bola Ahmed Tinubu did it in the first 30 minutes of his government. Now, we know the real GENERAL.

The fraudulent fuel subsidy is gone forever

The same Goodluck Jonathan you mentioned was the one who wanted to sincerely remove the subsidy after properly putting in place palliatives to cushion the effects on ordinary Nigerians. The same Tinubu and Buhari went on demonstration to stop him calling the action a scam.
Isn't it shameful for you and your ilks to now turn around to blame Goodluck Jonathan?

Always say the truth and stop deceiving people with lies and deceit.

Since the tree has already being cut to a point where it could fall, the man only need to exert some force from where he is hanging and the tree will fall tilting to the other side of the river where the lion and the Crocs can not reach. The snake will fall inside the river and has the crocs to contend with while the lion will be just an observer.
The dude hanging up there will just escape jejely.

I for one believe Nigeria has more languages than the figure reported. Kaduna state alone has more than 300 languages.

In Sanga local government alone I know if the Numama, Ninzom and about two other languages I cant remember now. Each does not
hear what the others speak unless they use Hausa language, so is applicable to other local Government councils.

Edo, Benue, kogi, Nassarawa, Taraba.
plateau states are examples.

Shaev7:
Perhaps, I just came across this thread and I decided to quote.
In fact, I have a pure Russian friend, that told me about the history and possible part of the war. This is linked with the NATOs possible base and allied with Ukraine which Russia is opposing. This even more about culture and the split of Former USSR and they don't want such to repeat itself.
The truth is that, Putin should have considered dialogues with Ukraine and kind of device a strategic move also to halt USAs moves to plant NATO close to them. Now is Ordo Abchao!
It is well.

Now ur talking.
Russians don't like the way Putin invaded Ukraine cos both countries are related to each other and the attendant killings of their Ukrainian relatives.
Hence Putin and his generals calling the war military exercise and banning any such news or tales about the war going on in Ukraine and both Ukrainian and Russian casualties.

Their is no justification for this war by Russia. Only Russian top generals tends to benefit from it.

Tinubuwins2023e:
I know you people hate Lagos and Nigeria in general. That hate will definitely not make you prosper in life and it's obvious. That Station you are seeing is over 2 years and still amazing. No be everywhere be like East

What makes you think she is from the East? Must anybody who says the truth be from the East?

Lagos is synonymous with touts. Isn't it high time the LASG do something about it?

Fyi I am not from the East!

I think a law should be passed for the police to visit all churches in Nigeria and excavate their alters bi annually. Thi will go a long way in curbing this menace. The mosques and other spiritual places of worship should not be left out too

Good one. Thats how it should be.
The Las government was a joke and the joke divided this country between ethnic lines.

It will take time and goodwill from the present government to unite Nigerians again. It is possible though if he wills it!

Another lie busted.

Thanks to the police.

It would have stuck if it where in Nigeria with the fanatics defending with all their lives.


My country Nigeria...

Then come back to Nigeria and stay. Nobody forced u to stay where you are.

Kip ur opinion to itself abeg

Confused fellow always seeking to confuse others.

Ur information is not complete. Is it on first charge or frequent charging?

Is it applicable to all phones or the particular brand? And what is the brand of phone u just displayed its info?

Shaev7:
Nah. Not Putin!
As a matter of fact, go and listen to his press briefing after the event yesterday. I knew after the briefing, those Wagner PMC will retreat and that was exactly what happened. In fact, they said they are returning to Ukraine and defend their mother land. For me, if not sponsored by other West and America, I think it was staged by Putin himself. Putin was even very calm. There was a very strong negotiation thay follows immediately after his press briefing.

You waited too long to say this. The West has no Han in what played out neither is a planned trick by Putin.. Putin fled Moscow and it took the intervention of putin's allie to convince head of Wagner group to make a U turn.

Some argue that not even a shot was fired and that the Russian army did not fight back. Well Russian troops are not that motivated to face Wagner soldiers who are battle tested and hungry for blood. The reason for the war in Ukraine has been exposed by prygozime. It was never about Russia. It was a selfish war on the parts of Russian generals who are out to use the war to upgrade their ranks. Putin was deceived by those generals but the war must go on as Russia cant accept the shame of being defeated by Ukraine.

Good one from Beyoncé.

Uts good to always help and support others below and above you.
.makes the world a better place!

Misleading topic. Nobody bought anybody over. Karma is real.

ObiaboAdoka:
Fake news.

Things are happening fast. Even Putin has escaped from moscow.

Depriest2020:
If your intention of writing this is to gather your like minds, so as to start insulting people from eastern Nigeria, I tell you this today, you will never know peace, adversary will always rise against your peace of mind. You can bookmark this so that when it begins to happen to you, you would remember someone told you so.

Don't mind the slowpoke. His aim is dead on arrival. Those stoking the embers of tribal hatred on his forum should be made to feel the heat. Am 100% sure he/ she is not from the East.

Putin should be made to pay for the innocent lives he wasted in Ukraine. He has no where to to run to. The chicken has come to roost

No peace for the wicked.

The fall of a despot!

Democracy is bae!

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Take a bus to oshodi. Drop at oshodi and ask the conductor where to board opebi/allen vehicle. Mind u there are two buses always loading same time and going to ikeja. One is secretariat and the other is opebi/allen. Make no mistake. If mr peter one short man is still there,say me hi to him

Heart warming.
More grease to your elbows Osinmen!

PeterTinubu:
Ahnie,are you okay?

Are you okay,ahnie?

that's my fav line from the Michael Jackson song the smooth criminal

Xkale1996:
you mumu idiot fool

How old are you? People who cannot comprehend simple English has no business being in this forum.

The joke is on you!

Hope you and your girlfriends were able to offset the bills?

If no, then its a case the kettle calling the pot black.

Over here, when you take a girl out on whatever guise, you share the bills between both of you.
I don't blame Nigerian men when the talk I'll of Nigerian girls. The entitled mentality is appalling.