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Forum GamesRe: Only A Genius Can Save This Man (picture) by dangermouse(m): 12:35am On Jun 26, 2023
Since the tree has already being cut to a point where it could fall, the man only need to exert some force from where he is hanging and the tree will fall tilting to the other side of the river where the lion and the Crocs can not reach. The snake will fall inside the river and has the crocs to contend with while the lion will be just an observer.
The dude hanging up there will just escape jejely.
PoliticsRe: Number Of Language By Country by dangermouse(m): 5:57pm On Jun 25, 2023
I for one believe Nigeria has more languages than the figure reported. Kaduna state alone has more than 300 languages.

In Sanga local government alone I know if the Numama, Ninzom and about two other languages I cant remember now. Each does not
hear what the others speak unless they use Hausa language, so is applicable to other local Government councils.

Edo, Benue, kogi, Nassarawa, Taraba.
plateau states are examples.
Foreign AffairsRe: COUP UPDATES: Putin Leaves Moscow | Machine Gun Positions Around Moscow by dangermouse(m): 5:45pm On Jun 25, 2023
Shaev7:
Perhaps, I just came across this thread and I decided to quote.
In fact, I have a pure Russian friend, that told me about the history and possible part of the war. This is linked with the NATOs possible base and allied with Ukraine which Russia is opposing. This even more about culture and the split of Former USSR and they don't want such to repeat itself.
The truth is that, Putin should have considered dialogues with Ukraine and kind of device a strategic move also to halt USAs moves to plant NATO close to them. Now is Ordo Abchao!
It is well.
Now ur talking.
Russians don't like the way Putin invaded Ukraine cos both countries are related to each other and the attendant killings of their Ukrainian relatives.
Hence Putin and his generals calling the war military exercise and banning any such news or tales about the war going on in Ukraine and both Ukrainian and Russian casualties.

Their is no justification for this war by Russia. Only Russian top generals tends to benefit from it.
TravelRe: Beautiful View Of The World Class (mobolaji Johnson) Train Station, Ebute Meta� by dangermouse(m): 2:18pm On Jun 25, 2023
Tinubuwins2023e:
I know you people hate Lagos and Nigeria in general. That hate will definitely not make you prosper in life and it's obvious. That Station you are seeing is over 2 years and still amazing. No be everywhere be like East
What makes you think she is from the East? Must anybody who says the truth be from the East?

Lagos is synonymous with touts. Isn't it high time the LASG do something about it?

Fyi I am not from the East!
CrimeRe: Two Pastors Kill Female Church Member For Rituals by dangermouse(m): 2:12pm On Jun 25, 2023
I think a law should be passed for the police to visit all churches in Nigeria and excavate their alters bi annually. Thi will go a long way in curbing this menace. The mosques and other spiritual places of worship should not be left out too lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Army Appoints New COPP, Gocs, Provost Marshall, CMI, Others by dangermouse(m): 2:04pm On Jun 25, 2023
Good one. Thats how it should be.
The Las government was a joke and the joke divided this country between ethnic lines.

It will take time and goodwill from the present government to unite Nigerians again. It is possible though if he wills it!
PoliticsRe: Police Arrest Woman Who Pretend To Observe Prayer On Top Of The Ocean by dangermouse(m): 1:57pm On Jun 25, 2023
Another lie busted.

Thanks to the police.

It would have stuck if it where in Nigeria with the fanatics defending with all their lives.


My country Nigeria...
CelebritiesRe: Life Is Not As Easy As You Think In The West, Media Personality, Reno Omokri by dangermouse(m): 1:50pm On Jun 25, 2023
Then come back to Nigeria and stay. Nobody forced u to stay where you are.

Kip ur opinion to itself abeg

Confused fellow always seeking to confuse others.
PhonesRe: Do You Know Charging Your To � % Might Damage It.see by dangermouse(m): 1:47pm On Jun 25, 2023
Ur information is not complete. Is it on first charge or frequent charging?

Is it applicable to all phones or the particular brand? And what is the brand of phone u just displayed its info?
Foreign AffairsRe: COUP UPDATES: Putin Leaves Moscow | Machine Gun Positions Around Moscow by dangermouse(m): 12:43pm On Jun 25, 2023
Shaev7:
Nah. Not Putin!
As a matter of fact, go and listen to his press briefing after the event yesterday. I knew after the briefing, those Wagner PMC will retreat and that was exactly what happened. In fact, they said they are returning to Ukraine and defend their mother land. For me, if not sponsored by other West and America, I think it was staged by Putin himself. Putin was even very calm. There was a very strong negotiation thay follows immediately after his press briefing.
You waited too long to say this. The West has no Han in what played out neither is a planned trick by Putin.. Putin fled Moscow and it took the intervention of putin's allie to convince head of Wagner group to make a U turn.

Some argue that not even a shot was fired and that the Russian army did not fight back. Well Russian troops are not that motivated to face Wagner soldiers who are battle tested and hungry for blood. The reason for the war in Ukraine has been exposed by prygozime. It was never about Russia. It was a selfish war on the parts of Russian generals who are out to use the war to upgrade their ranks. Putin was deceived by those generals but the war must go on as Russia cant accept the shame of being defeated by Ukraine.
BusinessRe: Beyonce Donates £8,000 To Struggling Nigerian Restaurant by dangermouse(m): 8:53pm On Jun 24, 2023
Good one from Beyoncé.

Uts good to always help and support others below and above you.
.makes the world a better place!
Foreign AffairsRe: Wagner Chief Was Bought By The West. by dangermouse(m): 4:24pm On Jun 24, 2023
Misleading topic. Nobody bought anybody over. Karma is real.
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Ally Flees To Turkey On Jet!!!!! by dangermouse(m):
ObiaboAdoka:
Fake news.
Things are happening fast. Even Putin has escaped from moscow. grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Coup Latest: Russian Helicopter Gunships Open Fire On Wagner Forces Updat by dangermouse(m):
Depriest2020:
If your intention of writing this is to gather your like minds, so as to start insulting people from eastern Nigeria, I tell you this today, you will never know peace, adversary will always rise against your peace of mind. You can bookmark this so that when it begins to happen to you, you would remember someone told you so.
Don't mind the slowpoke. His aim is dead on arrival. Those stoking the embers of tribal hatred on his forum should be made to feel the heat. Am 100% sure he/ she is not from the East.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Coup Latest: Russian Helicopter Gunships Open Fire On Wagner Forces Updat by dangermouse(m): 3:00pm On Jun 24, 2023
Putin should be made to pay for the innocent lives he wasted in Ukraine. He has no where to to run to. The chicken has come to roost
Foreign AffairsRe: BREAKING: Putin’s Plane Has Left Moscow For St. Petersburg. by dangermouse(m): 2:52pm On Jun 24, 2023
No peace for the wicked.
Foreign AffairsRe: COUP UPDATES: Putin Leaves Moscow | Machine Gun Positions Around Moscow by dangermouse(m): 2:45pm On Jun 24, 2023
The fall of a despot!

Democracy is bae!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Fails To Join Paris Summit Economic Panel On Stage; Asks Another Official by dangermouse(m): 7:35pm On Jun 23, 2023
grin shocked[center][/center] cheesy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Asking For Directions by dangermouse(m): 4:58pm On Jun 12, 2023
Take a bus to oshodi. Drop at oshodi and ask the conductor where to board opebi/allen vehicle. Mind u there are two buses always loading same time and going to ikeja. One is secretariat and the other is opebi/allen. Make no mistake. If mr peter one short man is still there,say me hi to him angry
SportsRe: Olusosun: Inside Lagos Slum Where Victor Osimhen Was Raised by dangermouse(m): 2:38pm On May 22, 2023
Heart warming.
More grease to your elbows Osinmen!
BusinessRe: My Adventurous Trip To A Local Village Market In Delta State To Buy Yam Tubers. by dangermouse(m): 7:01pm On May 18, 2023
PeterTinubu:
Ahnie,are you okay?

Are you okay,ahnie?
grin that's my fav line from the Michael Jackson song the smooth criminal shocked
CrimeRe: Man Shoots Brother, Hacks Off Private Parts In Cross River State by dangermouse(m): 6:31am On May 17, 2023
Xkale1996:
you mumu idiot fool
How old are you? People who cannot comprehend simple English has no business being in this forum.

The joke is on you!
RomanceRe: Broke Nigerian Guys Embarrassed Me And My Friends by dangermouse(m): 8:25pm On May 16, 2023
Hope you and your girlfriends were able to offset the bills?

If no, then its a case the kettle calling the pot black.

Over here, when you take a girl out on whatever guise, you share the bills between both of you.
I don't blame Nigerian men when the talk I'll of Nigerian girls. The entitled mentality is appalling.
CrimeRe: Man Shoots Brother, Hacks Off Private Parts In Cross River State by dangermouse(m): 8:19pm On May 16, 2023
The police should release him ,let him go home grin
The daughter na savage. cool
Rip to the dead and may the daughter and the family he left behind get justice
RomanceRe: My Boy Got Scammed 40,000 Euros by dangermouse(m): 8:09am On May 13, 2023
Kobicove:
So you think you can just bounce into the office of the IGP to make a police report? undecided
Yes you can just bounce in and make a report. All protocols being observed. Its an public office and its your right to bounce in and make a report.
Taking from experience.
FamilyRe: Married And Clubbing by dangermouse(m): 12:56am On May 11, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Clubbing is strictly for fun... anti-boredom, socializing, relaxation, etc. undecided
bbored in your own house at a time you are supposed to be sleeping? Churches and mosque's, home town meetings and social clubs etc are good places to socialize albeit responsibly.
You can agree with me that there is something different or reckless which you always seek for in the club even, though you left out deeper and personal reasons that makes you always go back. Could it be women and sex? Not alcohol cos you can stock up your refrigerator and help yourself as much as you like in the comfort of your home. Socialization remains counter productive if it starts and ends only in the club. Can you comfortably add those you socialize with in the club to your circle of everyday friends? Have you explored other different ways of catching fun. They abound.
Dancing is fun and obtainable in many places too.
So what's the catch for you?
FamilyRe: Married And Clubbing by dangermouse(m): 12:28am On May 11, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Spare me the close-minded narratives abeg! undecided

So those of us who never stopped clubbing, continuing to this day are what? Out there looking for quick sex, drugs, prostitutes, and ne'er do wells? undecided
You married? I guess no.

So what is your reason deep down for clubbing?

Be truthful here.
FamilyRe: Married And Clubbing by dangermouse(m):
Kobojunkie:
1. Sometimes the way you folks talk of your partners, it leads me to wonder if you even consider them as equally capable adults such as yourselves. Can an adult be cajoled into doing what he/she does not already want to or desire to do — without a gun to the head of course?

2 From the way you talk, I can tell you have never in fact been clubbing at all in your life. I used to do it a lot in my young years and I never picked up any thing I didn't want to pick up, why? because of the person I am. Everyone is like that. We only pick up what we already have and loose disciple. And these things you can pick up pretty much anywhere really. So, if you want to shackle a person because you are afraid the person does not have the same disciplines you have then it is better you don't even engage that person at all because whether the person clubs or does not, he/she is bound to pick up that which he or she already have loose ideas of. undecided

3. So are you saying it is OK for a man can go clubbing with his side chicks but not his own wife? It is ok for a man to pick up on the vices you listed but not his wife? Or what exactly am I reading here? undecided
I said what I said and its clearly up there for you to see and don't put words into my mouth. I can't start to tell you how much I clubbed before getting married. Its my clubbing and with style.
Clubbing is not for married peeps. Have u been to a clubs where naked girls dance? I know u havent. I can refer some for you if you are in Lagos.
People making it out at odd places and prostitutes half naked galivanting everywhere looking for clients, even the gigolos are not left out. People basically trying to hook up and have quick s#x. Peeps openly using banned substances and trying to mix up. Is that the type of environment you would like to expose you wife or husband to? You may be going to beer parlour joints but don't mistake it here for clubs.They are two different things. you claim to have good morals as if everyone else doesn't. It will only take the right person to introduce you to cocaine abuse if you can afford it, it will only take the right person to seduce your wife right in the club and have sex under your nose without your knowledge. It only takes the right person to make you go out of your ways to do things, good morals or not, strong willed or not. It always takes the right person. Basically avoid temptations in places you know they abound. There are other places to catch real fun with your spouse apart from clubs and mind you, there is no such thing as a good club. clubs attracts men and women of easy virtues in droves.
I wish I met someone like you those years, I for dabaru your life pata pata and by now you will be a real junkie instead of naira land kobo junkie. No jokes! Some never recovered till now.
FamilyRe: Married And Clubbing by dangermouse(m): 9:09pm On May 10, 2023
Kobojunkie:
What hidden traps and snares abeg? No be the same people dem dey see for club dem dey see outside of the club in their daily lives? undecided
If you know , you know. Everything that glitters is not gold. Many things are going on underground in clubs. Moreover you pick up vices you never dream of in your life time. The way the op iis painting clubs makes me laugh. Frequently going there will make her start seeing prostitution as a norm, drinking and smoking all sought of legal and illegal smokes etc. You become used to all these vices and must one day be tempted to give in.
Talking from experience.
No sane man takes his truely loved and wedded wife to a club. There are other recreational centers he can take her to.
FamilyRe: Married And Clubbing by dangermouse(m): 8:07pm On May 10, 2023
RevenuesBoost:
I posted this on purpose.
Many couples lack spice in their relationship
They wake up in the morning go to work, come back eat and sleep and put it on replay daily, so marriage becomes boring for them.
No special outings, no weekend relaxation routines, just regular boring daily activities and will complain that their partners are boring or cheats. It's simply because you are not ready to make your marriage your heaven.


I was one of those that believed that clubbing is one bad thing and is meant for prostitutes but I was totally wrong.
The first day my husband took me to a club, I saw people drinking and dancing. I was shocked to also see soft drinks, I was like, so one can get soft drinks in a club, that people have already labeled as a bad place.
I also saw an aged married couple, I was wowed, I loved the fact that they still make themselves feel young as grown parents.


Alcohol is a choice, being an alcoholic is bad but you don't have to judge people by their lifestyles.
I know most food we digest contains alcohol but what one must avoid is excessive intake of it.
I'm not an alcoholic and I don't know what alcohol drink taste like and I don't wish to know but I can't condemn those that love it.


The people who own clubs - did that with the intention of making people happy, believe me, a club is a happy place.
So much smiles, laughter and dancing.

It's a Shame that I don't know how to dance, I surely need dance classes 😄
wink grin The hidden traps and snares will soon catch up with you and we will hear another story from you. Beware!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Do I Politely Ask Someone To Leave My House by dangermouse(m): 6:47pm On May 10, 2023
manee2:
I think he is hoarding
Apart from hording dirt, he is hording money too? grin . engage him and make him find a room apartment and help him however you can to make him move out...

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