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Nairaland General › Re: ... by Danhumprey(op): 10:27am On Sep 17, 2014

ITbomb: Happy Birthday
Where are we cutting the cake

You ehn!

Nairaland General › Re: ... by Danhumprey(op): 10:27am On Sep 17, 2014

Sarimah: i have no idea wat u talking abt...tanx tho

She's talking about Onila,not you.

Nairaland General › Re: ... by Danhumprey(op): 10:26am On Sep 17, 2014

Sarimah: tanx danny

You are welcome. Cake is on it's way. wink

Nairaland General › Re: ... by Danhumprey(op): 10:25am On Sep 17, 2014

Khalessi: I told y'all that chick is cray no one believed me. Pressures of being a billionaire's daughter?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARIMAH.♡♡♡

I really don't understand what's wrong with Onila. Billionaire daughter indeed! Smh. grin

Nairaland General › Re: ... by Danhumprey(op): 10:24am On Sep 17, 2014

Khalessi: The first part of my post was meant for Dan. He knows who am talking about.

Onila is really crazy! grin

Nairaland General › Re: The Pressure Of Being A Billionaire's Daughter In Nigeria by Danhumprey: 12:36am On Sep 17, 2014

Smh!

Romance › Re: What Do Ladies Do With Their Airtime? by Danhumprey: 12:34am On Sep 17, 2014

vizkiz: dude, can you try and spell your words correctly??

its kindda confusing and its makes it looks pointless whenever its written that way...#no offence

Bro,I tire o! I can't understand that guy's way of typing.

Nairaland General › ... by Danhumprey(op): 12:30am On Sep 17, 2014*

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Danhumprey: 12:14am On Sep 17, 2014

dmcdad: Una don manage win one useless team now person no go hear word again. Where were you guys after the loss to Madrid (that is Athletico since they own Madrid now)? You guys were in your holes mourning and all. Shame no even catch una sef say una win Basel, una come outside dey make noise like people wey don arrive.

Make una take time ooooooo.

I talk the same thing nau and one of them labelled me an "attention-seeker". Smh. grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Danhumprey: 11:41pm On Sep 16, 2014

Real Madrid fans are here celebrating because they beat FC Basel,a clueless team who don't know how to go on the counter-attack when they have the ball. Then tend to slow down the tempo,when they should be mounting pressure on Madrid defence. Infact,that their number 9 was shyte! He kept spurning clear chances. Mtcheeeww!

Anyway,for a 'big' club like Real Madrid,I don't see what is worth celebrating here. I mean,FC Basel are a small,clueless team! So winning them isn't a big deal! tongue

All the FC Basel players were shìt,except the guy who scored the consolation goal.

So,Real Madrid fans should just shut up,till they face and beat a top team! tongue

Phones › Re: Google Officially Launches Android One by Danhumprey: 11:12pm On Sep 16, 2014

ITbomb: Seun this Nairaland app notification is becoming a nuisance, Imagine a whole first page without any meaningful contribution

Seconded! Kids on the prowl! angry

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Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Love Friendzoning Guys Alot by Danhumprey: 11:03pm On Sep 16, 2014

destante: that is one. Again, some guys put themselves in that zone.

How? Explain,please! undecided

Politics › Re: Modu Sheriff Storms Mauduguri With 200-soldier Protection by Danhumprey: 10:56pm On Sep 16, 2014

A country where criminals are accorded a hero's welcome and allowed to roam about freely rather than being behind bar. I give up! angry

Romance › Re: Should I Call Her, And What Can I Do To Gain Her Heart? by Danhumprey: 10:48pm On Sep 16, 2014

glitest: Aww!...So sweet of you....That is love right there

You keep sharing useless/rubbish posts/comments with me. You are spamming the 'share' feature on my homepage. Take time! angry

Nairaland General › Re: Woman Commits Suicide By Jumping Into A Pond With 1000 Crocodiles by Danhumprey: 10:22pm On Sep 16, 2014

SpcAgtOko: Typing

Smh.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Danhumprey: 10:13pm On Sep 16, 2014

Arsenal fans be like: "Damn! Why did we buy Welbeck?" cry

Nairaland General › Re: Woman Commits Suicide By Jumping Into A Pond With 1000 Crocodiles by Danhumprey: 10:09pm On Sep 16, 2014

SpcAgtOko: I no fit speak am

But you dey speak am already. tongue

Nairaland General › Re: Woman Commits Suicide By Jumping Into A Pond With 1000 Crocodiles by Danhumprey: 8:52pm On Sep 16, 2014

SpcAgtOko: How body?

Body dey o! You don dey learn Pidgin,abi? You fit speak pidgin English? grin

Nairaland General › Re: Woman Commits Suicide By Jumping Into A Pond With 1000 Crocodiles by Danhumprey: 6:06pm On Sep 16, 2014

SpcAgtOko: Out of all the ways, she chose this. SMH

CIA special agent Oko,I salute you! cheesy

Nairaland General › Re: Woman Commits Suicide By Jumping Into A Pond With 1000 Crocodiles by Danhumprey: 6:05pm On Sep 16, 2014

Shady98: These croc's ain't loyal!

Family › Re: How Do You Handle Household Chores? by Danhumprey: 10:31am On Sep 16, 2014

crackhaus: Yea I felt the same surprise first time I saw a pic of her... the vile and disgusting things she types seem like they are spewed directly out of the negro devil's azzzhole.

Seriously,that picx(if it's really her's),left me spellbound! embarassed

Politics › Re: We’re Broke, Akwa Ibom Govt Cries Out by Danhumprey: 9:24am On Sep 16, 2014

I can't help but laugh! grin

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Family › Re: Before Sex Destroy My Marriage by Danhumprey: 8:44am On Sep 16, 2014

Odilafta: It's all for you

Jokes Etc › Re: A silly Thread by Danhumprey: 8:39am On Sep 16, 2014

MrCork: .... Correction,ama London pekam Nigerian but luckily i don't look Nigerian...i look more Jamaican!

Family › Re: Before Sex Destroy My Marriage by Danhumprey: 8:26am On Sep 16, 2014

Odilafta: Don't

blame little John for it refusal to stand at attention before your
wife,it's a thing of the mind..Start all over again and bring your mind
back home because it has obviously been occupied with images of
"hip-swaying,butt-shaking moves" that you get from your ex's and that your wife isn't offering you..

Stop testing it potency outside and start teaching your wife how to rock you.

Hmmmm! You are already a professor in 'bedmatics' and 'under the sheet rumbling'! grin

Family › Re: How Do You Handle Household Chores? by Danhumprey: 8:14am On Sep 16, 2014

Kanwulia: CHAI!!!!
Walmart don chop my money finish!!!!!

Bottom line. . .
IF YOU LIVE LIKE A PIG. . . YOU WILL ALWAYS ACT LIKE A PIG.
Find the time to HUMANIZE YOURSELF!
I love the white man's land. . . BEHOLD AMERICA THE MOST BEAUTIFUL!!!!

Yesssssssssoh!
I clean by myself and still look BEAUTIFUL with AJEBUTTER NAILS!
Try this in NIGERIA OR AFRICA. . . YOU WILL AGE AND WRINKLE FASTER THAN YOUR GREAT-GRAND PARENTS!
Hard life. . . no water. . . no electricity.
GENERATOR FUMES AND BOREHOLE RINGWORM INFESTED WATER SUPPLY.
Ta!

Kanwulia,is that you? shocked

Culture › Re: What You May Not Know About Americans by Danhumprey: 10:43pm On Sep 15, 2014

ojeota: Number 7 is a big lie

Because you've lost your virginity? undecided

Culture › Re: What You May Not Know About Americans by Danhumprey: 10:40pm On Sep 15, 2014

shachris: Greatest Space bookers Association of Nairaland!

Meeting is holding Tonight. Fine for absence is 1k.

Tenk

Romance › Re: Nairaland Guys Are So Annoying And Misbehaving, Pls Help!! by Danhumprey: 12:01am On Sep 15, 2014

vizkiz: so because i send you pm you mus letall Nairalanders know...

Wtf is your problem sef With that your pix you used Techo(ancient model) snap

Romance › Re: Nairaland Guys Are So Annoying And Misbehaving, Pls Help!! by Danhumprey: 11:59pm On Sep 14, 2014

hungryboy: wetin dis one dey feel like?
Aunty u are no Beyonce oh,
u suppose say thank u to those guys were even send u pm sef.

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