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Christianity Etc › Re: The Christ Embassy Policy That's Tearing Families Apart by Danhumprey: 6:28pm On Sep 07, 2014
DonaldGenes: All of you.........
See one of their members here! Smh.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christ Embassy Policy That's Tearing Families Apart by Danhumprey: 6:18pm On Sep 07, 2014
lynpetra: No work on sunday na.
Dan,how fa?
I dey oh! You don dey scarce on Nairaland tey tey o. Werrin dey happun?grin
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christ Embassy Policy That's Tearing Families Apart by Danhumprey: 3:43pm On Sep 07, 2014
50calibre: I have had encounters/experiences with Christ embassy both in Nigeria & the Uk so this is something I can attest to.

Christ embassy has a general policy which seeks to maximise male & female contact, be it their outreach or church service itself, contact between both sexes forms a key part of their overall structure. Adultery & fornication is seen as a necessary tool for attracting members.

Females are tasked with the responsibility of preaching, hospitality & follow up to the males & vice versa.

Say what you will of it, but it is a very efficient business strategy (after all church business is big business) it keeps the members within the church, especially the dudes who will definitely keep coming back for some female love & attention.

Any guy looking to sha*g as many females as possible, look no further, just head to Christ embassy you're going to be like a kid in a candy store
This is evil!gringringrin
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christ Embassy Policy That's Tearing Families Apart by Danhumprey: 3:40pm On Sep 07, 2014
rickkid: Abeg carry your Bible flavoured Multi Level Marketing scam, Philip Morris tobacco investment, hedge fund partner religion and stuff it down a toilet somewhere. I'm not in the mood for this. You 1diots are muuch worse than PastorChris and his sex cult in case you don't know!
Wicked!gringringrin
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christ Embassy Policy That's Tearing Families Apart by Danhumprey: 3:39pm On Sep 07, 2014
jjwaterfalls: May God forgive you angry
Why you dey take Panadol for person's headache nau? Abi you be one of their members?grin
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christ Embassy Policy That's Tearing Families Apart by Danhumprey: 3:37pm On Sep 07, 2014
Dr2great: the words frm ur mouth is as rotten as ur rotten totö.
That's someone's daughter/child you are insulting. It's her opinion. You don't have to insult her if you don't like it.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christ Embassy Policy That's Tearing Families Apart by Danhumprey: 3:31pm On Sep 07, 2014
zig2ryme04: the OP is just a liar seeking attention... what joy does he derive from carrying false stories.? Christ Embassy don't call their churches parish and such law is not in the church. pray for the Man of God, pray for His Ministry, pray for His Family and dont rejoice when things dont seem right. WHEN MEN SAY THERE IS CASTING DOWN WE SAY THERE IS LIFTING UP! its all for a greater glory
Are you member of the church? Do you have solid evidence(s) to the contrary that this news is fake?undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christ Embassy Policy That's Tearing Families Apart by Danhumprey: 3:25pm On Sep 07, 2014
Omexonomy: At least anita will be handsomly compesated up to the tune of £10 billion. So she no get trouble to make.
Mr man,do you know what you are saying? Do you know Pastor Chris's worth? Or how much the church is worth? Where will they get that money from? That amount is almost,if not more than the yearly budget of Nigeria.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christ Embassy Policy That's Tearing Families Apart by Danhumprey: 3:23pm On Sep 07, 2014
Ethereal0110: May God help his followers, i pray they dont get lost spiritually, i pray they have courage to go and find peace and truth for their spiritual wellbeing.
Do you really 'pray' at all or you are just here typing 'I pray,I pray' for us to see and know that you are concerned about them?undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christ Embassy Policy That's Tearing Families Apart by Danhumprey: 3:20pm On Sep 07, 2014
stev4luv: What we need to be doing now is to be praying for them that God should intervane.
Pray for them? Misterman,you no get your own problem to worry about? Smh.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christ Embassy Policy That's Tearing Families Apart by Danhumprey: 3:18pm On Sep 07, 2014
EroticAngelina: huh Erin dey do this oyakilogoat sef? he drink weewee? I knew DAT dis were pastor was possessed! occultic man wit no sign of remorse!
gringringrin

Jokes Etc › Re: If A Girl Tells You This??? by Danhumprey: 3:11pm On Sep 07, 2014
Adikam: you re a very big fool.even if he copied it wats ur concern?he-goats dat always form don jazzy on NL
Did I in anyway insult you or the OP,hmmm?undecided


Aside from taking Panadol for someone's headache,you threw an unnecessary insult at me. It will do you alot of good to respect yourself!smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christ Embassy Policy That's Tearing Families Apart by Danhumprey: 3:02pm On Sep 07, 2014
lynpetra: grin
Ha n akwacha iko n'uno chukwu grin grin
Ife di n' amu n' otuuu emebie la uwa. cheesy



Abeg make I go f+k anoda round.
Today Sunday?shocked

Fear God nau.grin
Romance › Re: HELP! I Love This Guy So Much But Things Are Looking Bleak For Us by Danhumprey: 2:56pm On Sep 07, 2014
Incomplete story! Outright bullshìt! You want people to advise you on how to solve a problem,but you are too lazy to give them the full detail of the problem. Smh.
Romance › Re: HELP! I Love This Guy So Much But Things Are Looking Bleak For Us by Danhumprey: 2:53pm On Sep 07, 2014
Elantracey: Its far better to get married to someone who you know you can enjoy your marriage with even through difficulties than someone you'll have to manage , your family won't be in the marriage with you , its just between you and your spouse , by the way have you tried talking to your family at least to make them see your choice here or the guy if he could change he's religion for you , at least just start from somewhere so you won't make a mistake you'll regret later.
You constantly mistake he's for his when trying to personalise a male's property/action/views/inclination,etc. Stop it. Or else it might affect you in future.
Politics › Re: BOKO HARAM: Nairalander Reports From Kaduna Airport (pictures) by Danhumprey: 2:40pm On Sep 07, 2014
Mekateka: you them to use the guy practice how to kill first?
Where is Miss Gbagaun when you need herhuh?
Politics › Re: BOKO HARAM: Nairalander Reports From Kaduna Airport (pictures) by Danhumprey: 2:35pm On Sep 07, 2014
lacasa: Today its the North, tomorrow we will be here talking bout the South.

Wat goes around comes around, God is not a hypocrite after all
Excuse me,mister. How do you mean?undecided
Politics › Re: BOKO HARAM: Nairalander Reports From Kaduna Airport (pictures) by Danhumprey: 2:31pm On Sep 07, 2014
slap1: GOOD LUCK TO THEM. Kill them all, their virgins are getting lonely.
Bro how come you interacted with some of them yet snapped them from this far off?
grin
Politics › Re: BOKO HARAM: Nairalander Reports From Kaduna Airport (pictures) by Danhumprey: 2:30pm On Sep 07, 2014
oneeast: People down south do not know that Nigeria is presently at war. You need to go to the north to better appreciate that the events of 1966 is repeating itself again.

By the time our military are through, the north would have lost over 10 million in human resources and be set back another 100years economically.

The worst part of it, is that the north brought this on themselves. GEJ was quite slow to action thinking that the north will change their evil ways but they kept at it. Now that GEJ has declared a full war on them let nobody, not the Islamic APC and its supporters cry wolf!

It is really pathetic here in the north to say the least!
It seem you are already indirectly blaming and fíngering the APC as the masterminds of Boko Haram. Tell me,what do you stand to gain from this? Do you have solid proofs(not conspiracy theories and biased accusation) that the APC are behind Boko Haram?undecided


N.B: I'm not an APC or PDP sympathiser.
Romance › Re: True Love Is Sacrifice, Can You Die For Your Man/woman? by Danhumprey: 9:53am On Sep 07, 2014
Mutuwa: in my opinion..NO WOMAN is worth dying for,save for your very responsibile MOM.
Health › Re: Why Is Depression Not An African Disease! by Danhumprey: 9:49am On Sep 07, 2014
That's because Africans are suffering and smiling. They see the good side in every circumstances.
Romance › Re: Wedding Etiquette by Danhumprey: 9:46am On Sep 07, 2014
Mr man,can't you space your write-up? See how you jam-pack everything like a group of ants falling on each other.
Christianity Etc › Re: If A Christian Dies Unbaptize Will The Person Go To Hell ? by Danhumprey: 9:37am On Sep 07, 2014
valmunich: Has it been changed from romance to religious section?
Me sef been dey wonder o!
Romance › Re: Married Millionaire Pays N13million For A Kiss With Pretty Celeb by Danhumprey: 9:36am On Sep 07, 2014
Na dem sabi!undecided

Politics › Re: Sacrifice Our Girls,but Destroy Boko Haram •chibok Girls’ Parents Tell FG. by Danhumprey: 9:34am On Sep 07, 2014
Rexnegro: The major tin is u can read the full mews there..stop been ungrateful that someone took his time to share sometin here wit u !
And what's wrong with putting the full "mews"(news?) here?undecided
Celebrities › Re: What Do You Think Concerning This Issue Of Tiwa Savage? by Danhumprey: 9:32am On Sep 07, 2014
Bro,just send her a letter of application,requesting to be her stylist and make-up artist. Gaddemit!angry
Nairaland General › Re: Police Commissioner Locks Up Neighbour For breeding Dogs by Danhumprey: 9:29am On Sep 07, 2014
When someone say "Police is your friend",I be like...

Politics › Re: Chibok Parents Give Nigerian Army Permission To Storm Sambisa by Danhumprey: 9:27am On Sep 07, 2014
Who know if all the girls are still alive? Even if they are,it's very obvious that their number would have been hugely decimated by now. Anyway,this is like a 'go-ahead' for the military to storm and bomb Sambisa forest not minding any casualty. Amnesty International can go ahead and cry blue murder/genocide! Who cares?


Btw,where are the BringBackOurGirls group? Seem they have gone underground.

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