₦airaland Forum

lynpetra: Sweeyy u better cover your nose.I am currently treating 'fish' infection.

Kanwulia: Women have fluid too o!

I was having some self-action after watching "sointin". . . . .then my CLINTONIS protruded from it's shell and I 'ad an h-orrrga-sm.
It felt wet, warm and slimy. . . VERRRRY PLEASUREABLE!
Then I put my fingers in my poohsie and 'smelled' it!
It smelled like 'sardine'. . .
Then I put my fingers in my mouth and tasted it!
It tasted like unsweet yorgurt with cottage cheese. . .VERY STARCHY!

Then I took a slice of bread. . .and put it in my pant. . . and I ate it!

. . . .THEN IT WAS FOLLOWED BY 'BLOOD'! I WAS 10 YEARS OLD!

Teespice: team chubby or should I say fat

and I am so loving the way I am.


gone are the days when I whine about my size.

glitest: Oya bring ya face, make I slap you.

Kanwulia: Women have fluid too o!

I was having some self-action after watching "sointin". . . . .then my CLINTONIS protruded from it's shell and I 'ad an h-orrrga-sm.
It felt wet, warm and slimy. . . VERRRRY PLEASUREABLE!
Then I put my fingers in my poohsie and 'smelled' it!
It smelled like 'sardine'. . .
Then I put my fingers in my mouth and tasted it!
It tasted like unsweet yorgurt with cottage cheese. . .VERY STARCHY!

Then I took a slice of bread. . .and put it in my pant. . . and I ate it!

. . . .THEN IT WAS FOLLOWED BY 'BLOOD'! I WAS 10 YEARS OLD!

glitest: I tell you sey I get papi/ pickin for house?..... I go slap u oh.

Odilafta: Maybe not for so long..Supposing I'm sending it,what's the closest bus terminal to Uyo?

SamSara01: Friday 5th of September will make it exactly 3 months I passed out of service. I'm a 1st class holder and the best graduating student of my department and faculty in a reputable public university in the south-west but I'm currently unemployed. Of course, my cause of worry does not major on being currently unemployed, but majors on how the hope of getting a job soon seems so deem. More worrying is how professionals, lecturers, friends, family and everyone else alike kept and keep singing to my hear how so easy it will be for people like me to secure not just a job but a very good job. As it is, I don't seem better off than someone who spent every single night at a night club while I was burying my head in books during my school days. How do I motivate an aspiring student who thinks what I'm carrying is the gateway to success? If this has been the tale of people like me, then 1st class honour has truly been over-hyped in Nigeria.

glitest: To each his own..Its his business, and not ours.

PS: Did you call me madam?....#side eye#

Odilafta: You could also try na or you would have to wait longer than expected

TRADELYN: Yes Sooo...every great knowledge is always supported by series of test/investigation (i.e. RESEARCH)

temigracie: ...Yeah, thats true....
..We cant handle the rejection and the shame of being rejected.....
..Some immature guys will even tell their friends about it...

kroomtravels: ,
i think you are womanwrappering here

TRADELYN: *Researching...*

floma07: So so annoying.... especially this "Baby
thanks for accepting me as your friend". And if you are very very lucky she will just reply you with (k)......

glitest: Yet, you'll end up doing exactly what you claim to be against. ......or do you want to tell me you never / or will never pay a bride price, if your Father in-law does request for a bride price, before handling his daugther over to your for marriage?

Odilafta: Lol..I have not 4goten my promise o..I have gathered them,it's money to send it I have not seen...Do you have any way out?

MrCork: ...mrs breeezy...please can i ask u a very serious important urgent sensible mature educated intelligent question?

Odilafta:
I'll not

mencade5: u dey here dey fall in love with her online, while her original boyfriend for her street don fvck her tire, even yesterday sef she go visit am for he house.

Make i tell you true, many have tried and has failed in their attempts to enter into a relationship with a nairaland.

There are excuses you will receive like, ''you have not seen me before how could you love me''. Despite the fact that you always try to call her on phone to make her know you are for real.

Let me tell you something, most ladies love anything physical. Things they can see, hear, feel, and hold (including things they can fvck). No matter how it is it will not work. Unless your location is not far from her.

It is only a miracle that will make you succeed and make you guys together. Only few, i mean few of them work.


Lastly, loving a lady here is like loving a software.

I no dey ooooo. Guy help yourself, go una area go toast girl for there not here.

Thank you

Odilafta: Yes depending on my mood
how're you?

Odilafta: Hello love?

Champella: I never gradge yet o Broz. U nko?

usbcable: Money is the root of all evil.
They were sold for the cheddar.
lol.

Iaz93: Embarrassing, really really!

Champella: Na God o. How u dey na