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Nairaland General › Re: Official Troll Tutorials Thread, Learn How To Be A Popular Troll! by Danhumprey: 4:23pm On Sep 04, 2014
Karleb: But wait o, does he ban people for trolling?
Ha! I don't know o!grin
Nairaland General › Re: Official Troll Tutorials Thread, Learn How To Be A Popular Troll! by Danhumprey: 4:13pm On Sep 04, 2014
Karleb: lipsrsealed shocked
Yes!grin
Nairaland General › Re: Official Troll Tutorials Thread, Learn How To Be A Popular Troll! by Danhumprey: 4:03pm On Sep 04, 2014
Karleb: Care to give a name? undecided
Mynd44.wink
Romance › Re: Some Very Silly Things Girls Should Stop Doing by Danhumprey: 3:53pm On Sep 04, 2014
flipflop: NEVER!
Sister,talk true na.wink
Romance › Re: Some Very Silly Things Girls Should Stop Doing by Danhumprey: 12:30pm On Sep 04, 2014
flipflop: if you feel like slapping them because they pout, what about this idiotic style of taking pics with the tongue out ? Gosh! It freaks me out, terribly disgusting.
Very disgusting!angry

But don't you do that?wink
Romance › Re: Why Is It Difficult To Woo Guys On Nairaland? by Danhumprey: 11:01am On Sep 04, 2014
3cycle: I don hang boot since yesterday embarassed
Now,I believe this thread is nothing but a joke! Smh.grin
Romance › Re: Why Is It Difficult To Woo Guys On Nairaland? by Danhumprey: 10:58am On Sep 04, 2014
3cycle: E never reach to use koboko...
E pain me gan
Where is your picture? Gaddemit!angry
Sports › Re: IK Uche Demands I Beg Him To Play For Nigeria— Keshi by Danhumprey: 6:43am On Sep 04, 2014
zeelo2014: I just want to use this opportunity to beg Nairalanders, Pls if u don't have anything meaningful to write on a topic, pls pls pls just read and walk out. Alot of childish and brainless comments on first pages of most threads. Seun, It will be nice if u deactivate that notification app, cos ever since it was created the comments here have been appalling. Many of us come here for the comments but it seems kids that should be reading their books have taken over, by taking residence of the first page.
Seun,you don hear? Something gat to be done to these 'kids'!
Nairaland General › Re: Birtday Thread For Meelorlah ! by Danhumprey: 12:34am On Sep 04, 2014
meelorlah: Thanks so much dear,I sincerely appreciate this
Madam,did you had to quote all that post? Pffft!angry
Romance › Re: Some Very Silly Things Girls Should Stop Doing by Danhumprey: 12:32am On Sep 04, 2014
Elantracey: am 100% sure am not guilty of any . tongue tongue
angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 9:22pm On Sep 03, 2014
Damn! Di Maria is on fire!shocked
Romance › Re: My Experience This Morning by Danhumprey: 7:15pm On Sep 03, 2014
MrCork: ...franka..sweeery do u realiaze u ain't light skin? angry
gringringrin
Romance › Re: Run When A Woman Says: I Need Us To Have This Conversation by Danhumprey: 6:12pm On Sep 03, 2014
Damn! I so much love this conversation!grin
Romance › Re: Some Very Silly Things Girls Should Stop Doing by Danhumprey: 6:02pm On Sep 03, 2014
Elantracey: Fortunately am not guilty of any one and I'll say some girls really need to stop or reduce it especially that asking for card and pouting.
Hmmm. You sure you are not guilty of number 4? Make I provide picture evidences?angry
Romance › Re: Do Love Happen Outright Or We Tend To Grow In Love ? by Danhumprey: 9:44pm On Sep 02, 2014
Love take time to grow! Any 'love at first sight' bullshít is fake and don't last! Love is not instinctual! You say you are inlove with someone you just met,a total stranger probably,that's bullshìt! Real love isn't like that!
Romance › Re: Some Very Silly Things Girls Should Stop Doing by Danhumprey: 9:35pm On Sep 02, 2014
hannesy: Lol op u re pouting ooooo
Na wetin you dey do? No be 'monkey pout' you dey do?undecided
Romance › Re: Some Very Silly Things Girls Should Stop Doing by Danhumprey: 9:34pm On Sep 02, 2014
handysuzy: Call it a counter thread if you must

I just don't know why many of us indulge in these irritating behaviors

1. Asking a guy you just met for recharge card
This is very annoying. It makes you look cheap. A guy met you in the afternoon, gave you a call in the evening and you are already asking
him to send you recharge a card. Trust me, that guy can never respect you. He might eventually send you the recharge card, but the only thing on his mind would be to sleep with you once or twice and get rid of you.


3. Having sex with a guy the day you met him
This is uncalled for. You automatically lose some respect if you allow this guy to get down with you the first day you met him. Little kisses here and there and some cuddling would do, if you are tempted, let him feel your boobs just to get yourself wet. The longer you make a guy wait, the more he will appreciate you and value your body. No one values what he gets easily.
@bolded,Ooops! I think I'm lost. Care to explain?wink
Romance › Re: Photos: This Guy Proposed To His Girl In Shoprite, Ikeja Lagos by Danhumprey: 9:26pm On Sep 02, 2014
glitest: That shouldn't warrant you to flip on me like that.....It was just a honest. mistake....You aren't the first, nor will you be yhr last guy to get mistaken for someoneesle.....You aren't special....Let that stick.
I never said I was special. Damn it! There you go.
Romance › Re: Photos: This Guy Proposed To His Girl In Shoprite, Ikeja Lagos by Danhumprey: 9:25pm On Sep 02, 2014
glitest: Really....So who flip; Me or you?.... You obviously do need some rest; Lots of it.
Flip? I didn't flip. You did.
Romance › Re: Photos: This Guy Proposed To His Girl In Shoprite, Ikeja Lagos by Danhumprey: 9:24pm On Sep 02, 2014
glitest: Get over it.
Great! Getting over it!undecided
Romance › Re: Some Very Silly Things Girls Should Stop Doing by Danhumprey: 9:22pm On Sep 02, 2014
That number 4 is so freaking annoying,eh! Sometime,I just feel like slapping the hell out of such girls. What the fùck are you 'pouting' for? It's like they want to kiss their phone screen or the monkey that's standing infront of them. Mtcheeeww.
Romance › Re: Some Very Silly Things Girls Should Stop Doing by Danhumprey: 9:19pm On Sep 02, 2014
handysuzy: Call it a counter thread if you must

I just don't know why many of us indulge in these irritating behaviors



8. Excessive Make Up
Excessive make up make us look like masqurades, ojuju calabar like Tiwa Savage. Trust me, guys dont like girls with excessive make-ups. I have heard guys say it more than a thousand times how much they hate excessive make up on ladies. Look natural and if you must apply make ups, make it very lite.
That number 8 exactly explain what I think. I don't dig make-up,but if a girl must use make-up,it should be light make up!
Romance › Re: Photos: This Guy Proposed To His Girl In Shoprite, Ikeja Lagos by Danhumprey: 9:13pm On Sep 02, 2014
glitest: Mood swings
Time of the Month,I guess. That explains your attitude toward me.
Romance › Re: Photos: This Guy Proposed To His Girl In Shoprite, Ikeja Lagos by Danhumprey: 9:11pm On Sep 02, 2014
glitest: I beg your pardon?
Bullshìt! I don't know what's the matter with you. You keep mistaking me for someone else.angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Guys Who Love Big, Curvy Ladies, Let's Talk. (pics Included) by Danhumprey: 9:07pm On Sep 02, 2014
Dafuq?undecided

ewwww!
Romance › Re: Photos: This Guy Proposed To His Girl In Shoprite, Ikeja Lagos by Danhumprey: 8:34pm On Sep 02, 2014
glitest: Hahahaha!!! grin grin grin
Seems you have problem with your memory. This is the 3rd time you have mistaken me for someone else.undecided


I give up with you!angry
Romance › Re: Photos: This Guy Proposed To His Girl In Shoprite, Ikeja Lagos by Danhumprey: 8:00pm On Sep 02, 2014
glitest: You never ask me this same question before?.
Me? Chai!cry
Romance › Re: Photos: This Guy Proposed To His Girl In Shoprite, Ikeja Lagos by Danhumprey: 7:06pm On Sep 02, 2014
glitest: Open that mouth, and speak angry angry angry angry
School don resume?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: FREECOCOA: Please Forgive Me by Danhumprey: 7:04pm On Sep 02, 2014
Oh well! Shìt happens.undecided
Romance › Re: Photos: This Guy Proposed To His Girl In Shoprite, Ikeja Lagos by Danhumprey: 7:02pm On Sep 02, 2014
glitest: Yes, I do....So what's wrong with the fact that I wear glasses?.
Never mind.lipsrsealed
Family › Re: Guys,how Did You Feel The First Time You Saw Or Felt Your Semen? by Danhumprey: 6:12pm On Sep 02, 2014
NickiRoman: lipsrsealed :X
He is right,isn't he?wink
Romance › Re: Photos: This Guy Proposed To His Girl In Shoprite, Ikeja Lagos by Danhumprey: 6:05pm On Sep 02, 2014
glitest: Make I go find my glasses......Make us we wella; cos the slap I wan give you, Na the slap wey go dash you sheange ya life.
So,you sef dey wear glass?shocked

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