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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 7:24pm On Sep 25, 2017

diggz:
I get you bro. It's been a total circus at my end as I have been more busy receiving personal mails than delivering mails cuz the morata fan boys are looking for any reason to have me devoured I swear...even in my death, those vultures won't have the satisfaction to feast on my carcass.

Them just table your matter before their council...... you must support Morata by fire by force. grin

Celebrities › Re: P'square: Peter And Paul Okoye Split Finally (Details Of The Breakup) by Danhumprey: 2:05pm On Sep 25, 2017*

Celebrities › Re: P'square: Peter And Paul Okoye Split Finally (Details Of The Breakup) by Danhumprey: 10:50am On Sep 25, 2017

Ibime:
I just hope they have enough money to last the rest of their lives.

Bro, can I contact you off Nairaland? I sent you a PM some time ago but didn't get any response from you.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 8:58pm On Sep 23, 2017

As regards the match today, there is nothing I can say. I shudder seeing Southampton bossing possession against us, completing more passes against us.... it was just awful. I can't fit shout. the three points is the only positive...

we knew what we were getting when the club employed Jose Mourinho. so, we should not act surprised as regards match like this......don't even know who to blame. on to the next match.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 8:54pm On Sep 23, 2017

Wura27:
That game killed us. Cant forget it and that nonsense Moyes was vexing that they dint allow them play their free kick when ref blew whistle.

Chai I don turn to bros in the group o....

@bolded, everyone thinks you're, especially as there are few female fans around here and you didn't exactly revealed your gender. grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 5:07pm On Sep 19, 2017

Hen's brain! grin

E be like this hen's brain love being sodomized every time. Choi! grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Danhumprey: 9:21pm On Sep 17, 2017

Segadem:
[color=#1986BC] who be you sef? e be lik say I just dhey zsee u for the 1st time

Nice contribution tho [/color]

Na Diggz be that.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Danhumprey: 9:15pm On Sep 17, 2017

God! don't you just love this thread?! grin

Pa Ibime don dey scarce for here o.

Family › Re: My Mother Is Seeing Other Men by Danhumprey: 8:47pm On Sep 16, 2017

Odilafta1:
Mind your business,face your wife and fu..c...k her well.

Hey........?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Danhumprey: 4:28am On Sep 12, 2017

Roland17:
Abeg stop that rough play. Na for which competition we wan play Bayern?

The ever-deluded Spy360! grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Danhumprey: 10:57am On Sep 09, 2017

PDPGuy:
When will hurricane season be over?

When America repents and return to God. grin

Ask any over-zealous, over -religious folk around you. grin

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Family › Re: What Happened On My Way To Work This Morning by Danhumprey: 11:52am On Sep 07, 2017

odehaj:
and who told you you're pretty?..being fair doesn't equal pretty,colour yourself black,you worhworh!

Savagery savage! grin

Family › Re: What Happened On My Way To Work This Morning by Danhumprey: 11:49am On Sep 07, 2017

ibkayee:
Lack of self control is a big problem with a lot of Nigerian men

Really? Nigerian men alone?

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Agriculture › Re: Photos Of My Snail Farm In Edo State by Danhumprey: 7:24pm On Sep 06, 2017

IMASTEX:
Snail Calcium Supplement, aid growth rate and boost reproduction. We can send to you via Good Is Good Motors (Logistics) or any other transport companies. Just private chat for arrangement.

How can I contact you via WhatsApp? I need it urgently.

Agriculture › Re: Photos Of My Snail Farm In Edo State by Danhumprey: 3:38pm On Sep 06, 2017

IMASTEX:
It varies according to specie. I would like to refer you to the thread i currently created for comprehensive lectures on snailery. You may read and follow the thread for FREE A-Z practical teachings. Thanks. Click: www.nairaland.com/3272129/snail-farming-nigeria-made-easy

I do use Snail Calcium Supplement to aid their rapid growth. Of which I equally supply to other snail farmers.

What's the name of that white powder you are feeding your snails with? and where can I order it from?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Danhumprey: 8:59pm On Sep 05, 2017

Skimpledawg:

Don't blame the guy. na the attention wey una dey give an whenever him use that word, naim dey make him head dey swell. just dey throw shade around. last last, na una thread go contain all the gibberish wey go flood am.

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Education › Re: 10 Social Media Platforms To Consider If You Are Tired Of Facebook by Danhumprey: 8:14pm On Sep 05, 2017

Karleb:
It can be like that when the network is not strong enough. Try 3g/4g and try to sign up with either your Facebook/Google account, you won't experience any form of delay anymore after the registration.

I'm good as well. Enjoying the strike, are you?

Thanks. I just succeeded in registering.

how about Reddit?

not enjoying any strike. it should be called off already jor.

Education › Re: 10 Social Media Platforms To Consider If You Are Tired Of Facebook by Danhumprey: 5:12pm On Sep 05, 2017

Karleb:
You can login with your Google account, Facebook account or sign up directly with the site.

I logged in with my Google account, my browser is UC.

Sup bro?

I've been trying to register on that site with UC browser, Opera mini. no success. it's just frustrating.

I'm good. what's up with you?

Education › Re: 10 Social Media Platforms To Consider If You Are Tired Of Facebook by Danhumprey: 4:25pm On Sep 05, 2017

Karleb:
Quora.com

how were you able to register as a member there? what browser does it support perfectly?

Literature › Re: Almost Paradise by Danhumprey: 11:48am On Sep 04, 2017

Skimpledawg:
"fighting back and it starts now"

Wisdom fall on you Candy

That vernacular wey you yarn on that una Shekpe thread, I no understand o. I no dey speak vernacular as e dey hard me understand. although I'm from there, but I wasn't born there and I've struggling to learn it.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Danhumprey: 10:22am On Sep 04, 2017

Skimpledawg:
Na for una thread I saw romantic mails without any clue about who it belongs to.....but trust us @ Cobhams to decode the rightful owner with our state-of-the-art gadgets and equipments

So you na Akwa Ibom guy when I been dey think say you be Igbo guy.

me sef from there.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Danhumprey: 10:19am On Sep 04, 2017

Can you people just stop this show of shame for Christ's sake?!

Jesus! what's with two grown-up men, taking shots at each others, boasting about their worth on a faceless forum online? don't some people have any atom of shame?

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Content Of Parting Letter Obama Left For Trump In The Oval Office Revealed(Pics) by Danhumprey: 5:24am On Sep 04, 2017*

But our own Presidents are too lazy to write even a sentence. everything to them is politics filled with acrimony and ethnic sentiment.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Danhumprey: 5:29pm On Sep 03, 2017

Skimpledawg:
Baba I hail.

On a side note, is it compulsory for one to analyze players and footie matters here?

Sincerely, some niqqas sound utterly foolish doing so.

hmmmmm....... even mail man sef dey send out romantic mails with no direct recipients.

come, make you no let thunder fire you there. undecided

Literature › Re: Black Maria by Danhumprey: 9:21pm On Aug 31, 2017

afolwalex20:
I'm not trying to encourage promiscuity. But let's be honest here, why is Karo made to look like a loose person because she chose to sleep around? I mean, it's not like she forces people to sleep with her or that she charges people for sleeping with her. She's a nymphomaniac, she's got a HUGE sexual needs, so she goes about meeting that need, so long as it's in a legitimate and safe way. Why is she being slut-shame for expressing her sexuality? For satisfying her sexual need? Is it because she's a girl? So, it's okay for a guy to sleep around as he likes satisfy his sexual with as many girls as he likes, but if a woman does same, she's since in a bad light. And please don't give me that analogy of *a master key opening different locks and bla, bla, bla......* This doesn't looks fair.

Again, I'm not encouraging sleeping around.

Quite an interesting question, I must say. personally, I little wrong in what Karo is doing. we're just over-dramatising her action. she's living her life, satisfying her sexual need, which God endow in us as humans. we've no right to judge her. the only person she's going to give account as to how she lives her life, use her body, is God who created her, not any human being.

furthermore, the attitude of Basket towards Karo as regards calling her loose, is quite nauseating. it's important to note that this same Basket was like a loose pipe, plugging his pipe into every holes he sees, sleeping around. before he changed. now he's changed and suddenly he feels he has the moral rectitude to judge Karo and call her loose.

Pftt.

I see little wrong in what Karo is doing, so long as she's not in anyway harming anyone.

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Food › Re: Apostle JD Kosita-Madu Prepares Okro Soup With N500 In Port Harcourt by Danhumprey: 7:12pm On Aug 31, 2017

ITbomb:
If na me now Vampireem, Sijo01 and Danhumprey will be shouting "GO AND MARRY!"

Romance › Re: Reasons Why People Engage In Premarital Sex by Danhumprey: 12:10pm On Aug 25, 2017

Funny thing is that this OP is a big-time hypocrite. Look at her acting like a saint, pretending like she has never indulged in it.

I'm not encouraging pre-marital sex, although I concede we all have personal choice on this. But I can't deal with hypocrites.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Danhumprey: 5:30am On Aug 16, 2017

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Danhumprey: 5:29am On Aug 16, 2017

^^^^^^

Romance › Re: Shocking Photos Show Transgender Transformations, Before And After. by Danhumprey: 4:54am On Aug 16, 2017

SirMichael1:
Dafuq! I won't be surprised if Mrcork is amongst one of those photos

The mo'fucker! Fuck_! He definitely is there!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Danhumprey: 7:09pm On Aug 14, 2017

Nihilist:
I'm sure it was in 2014, because I remember exactly where I was when I saw coogar using his face to hit Afrodoc2's fist.

I had just finished work and was heading home via Farringdon when Taxi nearly ended my life under Holborn viaduct. I was laughing so hard I didn't know when I stepped off the pavement and into the road.

The 2 doctors we have on this section learnt work from Dr Mengele himself. I think PietroRico is also in that line of work, but he is an edo man and so by default a witchdoctor.

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