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Romance › Re: I Am Having A 'friends With Benefit' Wahala! Please Advice Me by Danhumprey: 5:58pm On Sep 24, 2013
Andyblaze: DAN, Thank god u took me serios on this cuz am serious...the problem is dat my coursemates also have friends with benefit and no love, but why does mine have to be different! Everytin i do is alwez bad; i joined nl and i was banned, i said i have ph.d they said it is a lie, i create thread it was deleted, i love my friend mama she no love me back, why is my luck like this? Am crying as i type this
LWKMD.........Chai! I no fit laugh grin grin grin
Romance › Re: The Worst Place On Earth To Be Single by Danhumprey: 5:52pm On Sep 24, 2013
Popowaa: Why shd a 16yr old be interested in sex?
Well,they are sexually active at that age. wink
Nomski0: Maybe its something they put in their foods to reduce their sex drive or reduce sex appeal. maybe it tampers with their sex hormones so sexuäl activites irritate them. China should try it, and more importantly Nigeria should try it cause we need to reduce birth rate
I think you are right. The rate at which s.ex is played with,even Satan would be jealous. tongue
Romance › Re: Are You Interested In Moderating This Section? by Danhumprey: 5:43pm On Sep 24, 2013
LastApostle: There is a female handle here that has to undergo psychiatric evaluation before she is eligible to declare her intent.
Idowuogbo,I guess. Sharp nigga. wink
Romance › Re: Are You Interested In Moderating This Section? by Danhumprey: 5:38pm On Sep 24, 2013
sanb: I just want to ask; I hope the current mods are not been replaced; cos IMO, they're all doing a great job....
Sorry. If Obino is real serious with this,then I guess it's time for the current mods to move on. By the way,they have other section they are in charge of. But I suggest that Jaybee be retain,unless he say otherwise. cool
Romance › Re: [for The Ladies] Which Of Them Would You Chose? by Danhumprey: 5:02pm On Sep 24, 2013
[quote author=Bleble-swag]shocked
is there anytin like 'pidgin english?'[/quote]Abeg,help me ask the 'self-acclaimed' professor of English. undecided
Romance › Re: [for The Ladies] Which Of Them Would You Chose? by Danhumprey: 4:56pm On Sep 24, 2013
Sepp360: No body would beat yhu if yhu had used pidgin english!....
Look at your post,Professor! Is that how they spell you? Or is the word 'english suppose to be written in small letter when referring to the language?? Think first! cool
Romance › Re: [for The Ladies] Which Of Them Would You Chose? by Danhumprey: 4:52pm On Sep 24, 2013
Sepp360: No body would beat yhu if yhu had used pidgin english!....
What was wrong with my English,bikohuh I was referring to the monthly flow,otherwise point out where I ere.
Romance › Re: The Worst Place On Earth To Be Single by Danhumprey: 4:45pm On Sep 24, 2013
I am taking the next flight down there!! angry angry
Romance › Re: Are You Interested In Moderating This Section? by Danhumprey: 4:23pm On Sep 24, 2013
[quote author=tpia@]just put whoever you want to put, there, my dear, instead of making it seem like we are running a democracy?

i'm sure your list of appointees is by your side even as you're typing.

o kan fe gbe awon enyan lenu jo, make dem dey feel say dem be "important people" with "important opinion" and "ability for the job"[/quote]Your head dey there there! wink

I usually think such "advertisement" for the position of Mods is unnecessary. undecided
Romance › Re: Are You Interested In Moderating This Section? by Danhumprey:
I support 190,Mr.Cork and Adaobi. They are a deadly combo. wink
Romance › Re: See How Foolish Some Girls Reason But Think They Are In Love by Danhumprey: 4:05pm On Sep 24, 2013
Is the OP a male or female? Is the OP really female?

By the way,some galz just have fish brain which they are utilising. undecided
Romance › Re: I Am Having A 'friends With Benefit' Wahala! Please Advice Me by Danhumprey: 3:52pm On Sep 24, 2013
Andyblaze: I donno why my luck is alwez like this. There is this girl, we are just friends but atimes we have sex. But then we both know we aren't dating and she knows my girlfriend and i also know her boyfriend. We just read together, go out atimes, gist but then we get intimate too. We are both cool with our friendship but now she dropped a bombshell. She told me she is in love with me. Now i am confused, i dunt want to tell her ''no'', cuz it wud jeopardize our friendship, and i dont wanna leave my current gf. Please how do i handle thishuh Thanks,
andy.
cry
Somebody should help this sick guy out of his misery! angry You have a galfriend and you are nyanshing somebody's galfriend and you expect her to tell you "I hate you",after she is enjoying the sexhuh You must be sick! undecided
Romance › Re: I'm Heartbroken, I Nid Hate Songs I Can Always Listen To by Danhumprey: 3:41pm On Sep 24, 2013
Mamacita007: Leona lewis - better in time
Seconded!!! That song has help me time and again! I so love it.


@OP,believe me,you really don't need to listen to hate songs. They are slow suicide. Hatred is slow suicide. What you need do is to free your mind. There are many fishes in the river and someday,you would find a gal that truely love you and deserve to be with you forever.
Romance › Re: ~Welcome To The Romance Section (New Members Introduce Yourselves)~ by Danhumprey: 2:26pm On Sep 24, 2013
bimbolena: Thank you! I feel welcome already!
You are much welcomed... cool
iheanyi40: cool feel free
Yea! Feel free. We blacks are accommodating and friendly and I'm sure you would love it here. wink
Politics › Re: Governor Ajimobi Sacks SSG, Commissioners & Advisers by Danhumprey: 10:25am On Sep 24, 2013
He is merely following in the foot step of GEJ........both of them are on a sacking spree. cool
Crime › Re: Body Of 2-yr-old Exhumed In Church Premises by Danhumprey: 10:22am On Sep 24, 2013
I am not surprised! Most of this new generation church would go to any lenght to attract people to their church. You won't know the source of the power they use in working miracle until you are fortunate to have your eyes opened by God! Look unto Jesus alone.
Politics › Re: Police Arraign Suspects Before Looking For Evidence- CJN by Danhumprey: 7:55am On Sep 24, 2013
That is how the police behave. They are busy hunting for scape-goats to condemn unjustly.
Crime › Re: Girl Defiled, Lover Shot By Unknown Gunmen On Her Birthday by Danhumprey: 7:50am On Sep 24, 2013
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Downside of having an eccentric ex-lover.

**Let me play psychic for a minute...

The gal got rapéd? Then, its obviously a broke dude she dumped, refused punny and never invited for her b'day.

Moral of the Story : Ladies never dump a broke guy for a dude that have got rides, even if u do, dont celebrate your b'day cool
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LWKMD.......to celebrate birthday,na wahala. grin
Politics › Re: Oyo Governor, Ajimobi, Sacks All Commissioners, Advisers by Danhumprey: 7:47am On Sep 24, 2013
He is merely following in the foot step of GEJ..........both are on a sacking spree! cool
Romance › Re: [for The Ladies] Which Of Them Would You Chose? by Danhumprey: 7:41am On Sep 24, 2013
OP,when last did you saw your period? undecided
Politics › Re: Pregnant Woman Killed, Others Injured As Enugu Building Collapses by Danhumprey: 7:38am On Sep 24, 2013
Sad news. Safety should be our watchword at all time.
Politics › Re: “constitution Allows Me To Run For Two Terms,” Says Jonathan by Danhumprey: 7:36am On Sep 24, 2013
The Constitution permit you,no doubt! But why not let your Transformational works,seen through the eyes of the average Nigerian,speak for you? Why being desperate??
Politics › Re: Highlights Of President Jonathan's Meeting With Obama & NYSE Closing Bell by Danhumprey: 7:32am On Sep 24, 2013
Mr President,do yourself a favour and kindly sit down in the cozy comfort of Aso Rock and wait for Obama to come and fix your country for you! angry


This is the height of cluelessness! America have proven time and again that they only have their personal,selfish interest in mind and don't care about developing those countries they have exploiting. Get that into your brain!
Politics › Re: Rivers CP Mingles With Criminals- Amaechi by Danhumprey: 7:18am On Sep 24, 2013
Last I checked,the state CP was said to have been transfered,and another CP replaced him. Or am I seeing doublehuh
Politics › Re: Chinese Firm Mobilises To Site For Mma’s Additional Terminal by Danhumprey: 7:13am On Sep 24, 2013
musiwa1l: this is nonsense, how can you build new terminal on the same runway.

You are going to build an international airport in akure to take away traffic from lagos. This is normal thing to do. why akure because it is more centre. that way only passagers in lagos will use the lagos airport. 3,000,000 is alot .. too much.


Akure is more centre because people from ado ekiti,akure , ife, ilesha, osogbo, lokoja, auchi etc. can use it. they dont have to come to lagos.
What is this professor talking abouthuh undecided
Crime › Re: BIRTHDAY TRAGEDY: Girl Raped, Fiance Shot by Danhumprey: 7:05am On Sep 24, 2013
What crime did they committed to deserve such beastial treatmenthuh This is an horrendious crime and must be treated as such!

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