₦airaland Forum

You live in the States for over 30years in a two-bedroom flat?? Poverty is a b!atch! I hope you haven't been bragging to your 'local' people back home,that you are living life to the full,otherwise,that would make you look stupid and embarrassed!

Boll2010: They are wen sinGin gud comedy I wrote a bad day yestiday she pul legs n goin in put I off pull come sleep

Wetin this one dey talk na? Make somebody interpret for me,abeg!

If this whole talk of "one-term pact" is true and that the signatures of the PDP Governors were append on a document,which they claim was lodge with a South-South governor,then let them go and retrieve it as proof! By the way,who is that South-South governor? Don't he have a name Me think he is governor Godswill Akpabio.

[quote author=jas_o]It is not about sai Tinubu or Buhari but sai Gr8 Nigeria. I have been a supporter for new Nigeria but Tinubu must explain to us all why his doughter emerged iyaloja of federation, until he clear himself, only he has my support. Nigerians are blind but i am not, he should come out openly and tell us why his emediate family are better off than any Nigerian in any critical apointement.[/quote]These and many other words in bolded and also some grammatical errors speak alot about your level of education. Do you proof-read at all before you hurry to post

Nick Vujicic is also handicapped,but spiritually buoyant! What a challenge!

She no get n.yansh.........why? Pls advice!

PDP and their goons can keep decieving theirselves. The hand-writing is on the wall. They are grossly paralyzed and can't present a united front. If they can't present a united front,how do they expect to get the require number of lawmakers needed to impeach the Speaker?

Idi Amin: Who is Ezeemo? Is he running for governorship too? Just asking...

No! Ezeemo is running for the office of the Inspector General of Police......

When a party lack internal democracy and unnecessary rancour,bitterness and quarrel are the order of the day,what do you expect?

All we are saying is let there be free and fair election. That isn't asking too much.

@OP,try harder next time!

valjes: sorry am actually a female

This is exactly the problem with some female Nairalanders. Can't u just indicate that you are a female? Now he thought you are a male,when you realy are not. What if he had said something annoying to you,thinking you are a male?

Mucokey: notably taken notes...Op I hail o

I think,this would be of immense help to me! Most especially the issue of trust.

This attitude of guys toward their galfriends is what make them look outside,and end up cheating on their guys.


I just pray that I never do this to the gal that I love. I'm sure she is reading this,becos she is a Nairalander. Sweetie,u can count on me.

It could be true. But I doubt if it is true of all women! It's dangerous to generalize that all women are so.

Popowaa: Mugu no woman can resist that.

A mugu,I tell you!

By the way,what's up with you these days? You are acting all funny.

Weird things are happening these days!

Popowaa: If i hire her and i catch my bleeping her i will have only myself to blame

Don't worry! We won't hire a maid!

I have never been kissed before.

Rukemi291: God punish football....

LWKMD......easy na!

[quote author=Mynd_44]The husband must be a Chealsea fan[/quote]Chelsea,you mean?

booqee: a couple silent on bed.

(wife thinking):
why is he not talking to me? Or touching me sef? Is he seeing someone else?? Don't i appeal to him anymore?? Is there a new lady, and she more beautiful?? God i'm confused! Or am i having wrinkles already?? Or wait, could i be adding weight in the wrong places?? I guess i'm nagging too much..but i haven't nagged in days! Gosh i don't even understand.. maybe its my food, hmm i don't think so, he still complimented me on my food yesterday.
God i'm losing my mind! Why is he suddenly silent on me tonight?!
If only he'd just touch or hold me.

(husband thinking):
why on earth did alex ferguson leave manchester united?!

I still wonder why Alex Ferguson 'leave' Manchester United. But it's obvious he didn't leave,he just retired. Come on,you don't expect him to remain there until Jesus come na.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]This joke is drier than the Gibeonites bread. . . Kmt [/color]

That was harsh na. Cut her some slack,jor!

Ehm,ehm,ehm......my wife no go gree me employ her,and personnaly,I don't want her to be tempting me.

@topic,


This is exactly my problem with galz,I mean,when they are playing hard to get! I so hate it! It could be fun at first,but when it has gone for too long,just know that you are gradually losing him! You may think that most guys like gals who play hard to get. But that isn't always the case. So please,don't generalize. He has shown you much love,that he really love you,what is there for you is to simply reciprocate. Put your pride off and call him,and if need be,apologies and explain things to him.