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diddydiva:
nooooooo am not

Cn we knw ourselves

diddydiva:
learn how to self service?

come on read the post over again you will see there is no such thing there.

Hmmmmmmmmm...
I tot yu suffering frm it

Lols

Even if GEJ losE,he must still b president.

See una no still undastand dis ting.

Dis stuff no b to come comment for online here,clueless president,otueko and oda crabs.

Dis stuff na weda yu don get mind to widstand de incumbent both in rigging and voting bkos even if it cost GEJ to sell us and win de election,e go do am win..finish
De last ting wher buhari go do na to repeat wetin him bin do 2011,all dose fightin and killin afta de election.finish
Bt mak buhari no tink say him go b president,mabasi e no go be......

GEJ on ma pVC.if yu don vex or yu no like am like dat abeg go sabi hw buhari de rear him cows for katsina state

Olodo 5

mizkeleke:
Some women are definitely the beast in their homes....
Feeling for the cute guy.

Awwwwh am FTC....
Sips orijin and fried pawpaw

So u knw see anifing oda dan de cute guy..
Hmmmm una gals eeeeeeeehhh

diddydiva:
hmmmmmmm

am here to learn too

Self service?

diddydiva:
hmmmmmmm

am here to learn too

Self service

IGWISE:
da afo ado ayin akwa ibom?

Daa ete no try me ooo
Ndo ata ayin uruan.

Nkongkongkong
Ukpabio,iyaryor

Minna—National Examinations Council (NECO) has
released the Nov/Dec 2014 SSCE results with
remarkable departure from the past results recorded
in the past years.
Registrar/ Chief Executive of the Council, Professor
Promise Okpala who announced the result in Minna
yesterday said 52.94% of the candidates had Credit in
English and 55.37% in Mathematics which is a
tremendous improvement from the past years.
The Registrar said, out of 63,445 that registered for
the examinations, 61,386 eventually sat for the
examinations with 30.57% recording Credits and
above.
A breakdown of results recorded in the core subjects
shows that out of 53, 848 who sat for Biology 26,947
obtained pass with Credit which represents 50.04%.
Also, out of 28,250 Candidates who sat for
Chemistry,14,858 passed with Credit representing
51.62%, while 28,222 sat for Physics with 57 pass at
Credit level which represents 0.20%.
Similarly, 1,753 sat for Further Mathematics while
395 passed at Credit level representing22.53%,
Agricultural Science had 41,080 Candidates and had
12,006 pass at Credit level representing 29,22%.
Professor Okpala however decried the continuous
involvement of Candidates in Examination
malpractices despite the stringent measures taken to
stop the ugly trend pointing out that 620 cases of
malpractices were recorded which is still an increase
in the ugly incidence.
“It is important to note that there have been
improvements in NECO SSCE results over the past
four years. A comparative analysis of the results in
English language and Mathematics examinations and
those who had five Credits and above including
English language and Mathematics from 2011 to 2014
depicts this trend.”
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He shud first begin the emancipation of corruption in himsef..

Idiot

GEJ till all corruptions dies off in nigeria

That's ndito akwa ibom for you ooo..

The best governor so far

Governor godswill akpabio

Mabasi...

Abeg make dem cut off their joystick..

Abeg abeg

I dey beg

ElFenomeno1:
No. Talk about catering for you and you abject poverty stricken family of no hopers, we are sorted!

Hopeless cun....t!

Celebrity my foot.......

Fu..ck you, your father and the rest of your poverty ravaged family!

Lols
Look at dis poor ratchet son of a cow
Simple constructive english yu can't fabricate.
Poor child like yu need to be restive.
Oooooo sorry amalgamated..
Bleep ya boxers and it smelling content

OLODO 5

ElFenomeno1:
What does Mercy Johnson know?
Dumbfu.....ck!

She's a nigerian celebrity that can cater for yu and ya entire family in the next 10yrs to come.

Idi0t

Bruce Jenner’s mother , Esther Jenner has
confirmed that her 65 year old son is turning
into a woman.
In an exclusive interview with Radar Online, she
confirmed the news and revealed that she is so
proud of her son.
Bruce Jenner
She said: “I just learned about [his transition],
Bruce filled me in, and we had a very long, long,
long talk about it.”

Esther also confirmed that he would share his
journey on a documentary TV show, Esther said, “I
have never been more proud of Bruce for who he
is, himself as a father, as an Olympian, a wonderful
public speaker. He instills enthusiasm in people.
He’s gifted.”

She went on and said: “Right now I am more proud
of him for what he’s allowing himself to do. I am
more proud of him now than when he stood on
that podium and put the gold medal around his
neck. He deserves all the respect.”
Bruce Jenner’s decision is however not supported
by Kris Jenner, or her daughter Kim Kardashian.
But his mom is solidly in his corner.

Renylee:
It is always advisable to leave the past where it belongs.

Chai na gal 1st comment
Chai I don ova suspect dis gal
Chai its nad a new ting shaaa
Chai na gals all de time
Chai na dem de mak us fall
Jus like one last nyte whr kill me.
Jesus help us dee guys

sincerenigerian:
Pig, go and die as soon as Jonathan is embarrassed and humiliated out of Aso Rock. You son of a pig.

Servant to a pig and cow rearer
As far as ASO ROCK is concern it has todo wid JONATHAN..

GEJ till aso rock bkoms farmiliar wid him!!!

Idi0t

jnrbayano:
What of self-servicing?

Atleast this!!!
Maybe that might have helped her

sincerenigerian:
Keep crying like a pig. You can go ahead and die after reading my post. You son of a pig.

Your buhari na head of pigs and cows for katsina so go join am rear..idi0t

GEJ till all his pigs and cows in katsina eats yu up..

Unam

1 to 3 prophecy is all about president goodluck jonathan winning but the 4th one is buhari..
Abeg which one should we go with.
But ani pastor that involves in politics or have views about politics is a devil so therefore all pastor professing abt elections are devils.
Our God is nad to b mocked....

God punish una

sincerenigerian:
All of your pictures are always taken 5-10 feet away from the crowd. Is there a reason for that? The third picture is an evidence of busing in students from schools. It seems they were paid and given shirts to wear before coming there.

Also in the third picture, I can see NYSC guys in their uniforms. What would NYSC guys be doing in a campaign event if they were not paid and forced to appear there when they should be at their posts?

And e pain yu
God punish yu
GEJ till yu die..unam

Sometimes silence is golden, but sometimes there
are things that need to be said. Its best to think
before you speak.
The last thing you’d want is for your partner to
dump you over something you didn’t even mean to
say.

‘ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO WALKED OUT DRESS LIKE THAT:’
If it’s mine then chances are I like it. There’s already
so much pressure for girls to look flawless and
picture perfect.
So, she doesn’t need to be told by you that she’s not
meeting the standards.
She bought that item of clothing because she liked
it- she feels good in it. Unless you have the money
to buy a new wardrobe for her then maybe you
should keep your comments to yourself and love
her for who she is not what she wears.

‘BABE LET'S HIT ThHE GYM;
This one reminds me of a song by Ruben Studdard
that goes: “Why you wanna change me, flip all the
things that really make me the way that I am…you
used to like your big old teddy bear…”
If you met in the Burger King queue and he/she
told you about their love for junk foods then don’t
expect him/her to become a vegan now that you’re
dating.
You can only bring up the gym idea if you notice
that your partner has gained some weight and it’s
having an impact on their health. And even then, be
tactful about it.
Everyone is insecure about their body image and
the last thing you’d want to do is hurt your lover’s
feelings.

‘IF I TELL YOU,YOU HAV TO PROMISE ME NOT TO TELL ANYONE;
Nobody likes a Gossiping Gertrude unless of course
Gertrude is your close friend who enjoys gossip just
as much as you do. Don’t fill the silence with gossip.
If you find that you have nothing to say to each
other maybe you should have a make-out session
or call it a night and go to sleep.
If word gets out and the trail leads back to you guys,
it could get you into serious trouble and may even
hamper your relationship.

‘MY EX DID THE EXACT THING;’
If you’re looking for an express ticket to Dumpville,
then, yeah, bring up your ex. The only time your
partner wants to hear about your ex is NEVER.
It’s not nice being compared to someone even if
they were a complete douchebag and you’re just
this ball of amazingness.
It shows that you still think about your ex and
maybe aren’t over him/her. Your ex is old news and
it’s time to focus on what’s right in front of you.

‘THIS SONG REMINDS ME OF MY EX;
Again, ex-stories are a no go area. Think before you
talk, even if it’s something as simple as a song,
movie or a joke. Some things are better left unsaid.

‘NOTHINGS WRONG,IM FINE:
Girls are guilty of saying this. We say it but we don’t
mean it. It’s actually our way of saying “my world is
falling apart and I just need you to hold me and tell
me that everything will be fine” or “I’m so mad at
you right now.”
If you’re guilty of doing this - stop it! Your partner
can’t read your mind. In a relationship,
communication is very important.
You need to verbalise your thoughts instead of
harboring them. If you don’t, you might just end up
exploding at your partner and then start bringing up
unattended issues from three years ago.
If something is bothering you rather deal with it
right there and then.

‘IF YOU REALLY LOVE ME’;
A relationship should not have terms and
conditions, that’s what your job is for. If your
partner uses this line to try guilt trip you into doing
something, then please do yourself a favour and
dump that loser.
It is a mild form of manipulation and actually shows
weakness. If you would like your partner to do
something for you just ask them, chances are they’ll
say yes anyways, and if they don’t, you’ll just have to
accept that.

‘JUST CHILL-YOU ARE OVERREACTING:
“Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as
trying to baptize a cat”- @BroCulture (twitter)
In other words, she will not calm down. Girls are
sensitive and take a lot of the things guys say to
heart.
From the guy’s perspective it probably isn’t even
coming from a hurtful place, maybe she is being
over the top and does need to take a chill pill; but
try finding a more diplomatic way of telling her to
calm down.

‘BABE STOP BEING SO INSECURE,HE OR SHE IS JUST A FRIEND;
If your partner voices out their concern about you
spending too much time with a friend of the
opposite sex or being too friendly with them,
respect their worry and maybe cut down just a little
on your over-friendliness.
Your partner will notice and it will mean a lot. So,
instead of being a little insensitive rather reassure
your partner about the true love you have for
them.

YOU RE ALWAYS TOO BUSY FOR ME;
Unless your partner spends 25 hours a day at work
or with his friends or anywhere away from you,
then don’t say this. It comes across as needy and as
if you have nothing going on in your life.
Remember, your partner is an individual, not an
extension of you.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah
I de wonda wetin APC de do for akwa ibom here.
Last time de APC was ACN
Maybe wen dem go fail dis time dem go change to BBB..
Alafia

GOD punish dem

Gej till all buharis cows in katsina state start speaking

Idi0t

His cows in katsina awaiting the all general..

God dismantle his joystick

Omor na sex..

Finish

Those folks eehh dem love sex bad

One go kill me here

Ma body don emaciate go far

Everyday na 4 rounds..

Bleep

GARRIx7:
They have gone to court..

They should REMAIN there till Buhari is sworn in on May 29, 2015.

Sai Buhari

#Ihavedecided

In yur fadas dream?
In yur modas dream?
Or in yur dream??
Which one??
Idi0t
Abeg GEJ till dis guy penis is cutoff

Bevista:
GMB pulling massive crowd since 2003. What baffles me is the cult following this man has even when he does not have a dime to pay anybody.

I dare say that there is no Nigerian currently alive (who does not hold any political office and does not have money) who can match the General's street following.

Come feb14th, I'm righting the wrong of April 2011.

#TeamGMB2015

#SaiBuhari

Pulling de crowd since 2003 and how mani times has he won and hw mani times has he lose unda GEJ administration

GEJ till all buharis cows in katsina start speaking against him..

Idi0t

Yu don see thieves where wan lead us

We cnt consider this bullshit animore

Buhari shud shw us his cows certificate..

Idi0t

Now everybody pronounce that mans surname!!

Na shekarau

Abeg shekarau no b tantamount to SHEKAU
That boko haram masters name.
Now shekau don send shekarau on mission

GOD punish this man

Abeg mak una ansa amen

[quote author=Salym post=30363119][/quote]Why buhari no win am 2011 bt e go strt war as e fail..
We de incumbent we sabi hw we de do am..

GEJ till all buharis cows in katsina hav dextro-rotatory diseases and die..

Nonsense

What I want is after GEJ don win mak buhari no go higher assasins mak dem strt war as of 2011 because sure as hell GEJ must win..

GEJ till my voters card is eaten up by rats in 2019

Nneka123:
why?

Cos I like yu
09033920619
Call it if ya interested

AyokunleRuth:
guy how far now

no pass ya aggression on me ooooo

Call me 09033920619
U don vex mee