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Food › Re: Learn To Cook Your Meals by DANILSA(op): 8:51pm On Oct 11, 2012

HOW TO PREPARE COOKIES.
1. MIX TWO KG OF BUTTER WITH 1KG OF SUGAR
2. ADD YOUR BAKING POWDER
3. ADD YOUR FLOUR
4. ADD YOUR FLAVOUR ( I PREFER BANANA OR VANILLA)
5. USE NOZZLE TO GIVE IT THE SHAPE U WANT AND THEN BAKE. cheesy

Food › Re: Learn To Cook Your Meals by DANILSA(op): 8:44pm On Oct 11, 2012

HOW TO PREPARE UR GOLD YAM.
1.PEEL YOUR YAM
2.BOIL WITH SALT AND SUGAR
3.BREAK YOUR EGG AND WHISK
4.ADD SPICES INTO THE WHISKED EGG
5.PUT THE YAM IN THE EGG, BRING OUT AND FRY wink

Food › Re: Learn To Cook Your Meals by DANILSA(op): 8:39pm On Oct 11, 2012

funmzee: For d scotch egg;- how many hours or minutes shld d boiled egg b soaked in d raw one. Tanx

JUST ROLL IT IN THE EGG AND BRING IT OUT, THEN ROLL IN THE CRUMBS(BREAD PIECES)THEN FRY wink

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Dangote Interview In Lagos, poorly Coordinated by DANILSA(m): 9:07pm On Oct 10, 2012

Jenams: Money is not everytin abeg! i need my happiness, dignity & self worth. Cnt drive ₪O truck after uni. Wtf!

HUNGRY NO VA WAYA YOU BEFORE, U STAY NO AJUWAYA, NO G4 AND NOO HELP, NA Y U DE THRASH. lipsrsealed

Crime › Re: Omuokiri-aluu Chief, 10 Others Charged To Court by DANILSA(m): 6:14pm On Oct 10, 2012

I SURELY WILL TELL MY SON, ANYWHERE U SEE ALUU PICK RACE, MAKE UR LEG DE TORCH UR NYASH, IF NOT UR ON UR OWN. grin

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Christianity Etc › Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by DANILSA(m): 1:56pm On Oct 10, 2012

THE BIBLE IS SIMPLY THE HISTORY OF ISREAL AND THE COMING OF GOD'S KINGDOM AND HOW TO ENTER.

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Fashion › Re: Girls, Why Do You Apply Make-Up? by DANILSA(m): 1:39pm On Oct 10, 2012

1; THEY WANT TO FEEL AMONG
2; THEY DONT BELIEVE THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL WITHOUT IT.
3. TO INCREASE MARKET VALUE
4. TO HAVE ENOUGH EXCUSE TO ROBB GUYS
5. SOME ARE ACTUALLY UGLY WITHOUT IT
6. SOMETIMES TO DISPLAY THEIR IBERIBELISM
7. cheesy

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NYSC › Re: NYSC Allowance For September, 2012 by DANILSA(m): 1:33pm On Oct 10, 2012

afam4eva: Which one be "Alawi"?

THIS QUESTION SHOWS YOUR FROM A RICH BACKGROUND( AJEBO) lipsrsealed

ANY KPAKO UNDERSTANDS THE COMMON MAN SLANG. grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC Allowance For September, 2012 by DANILSA(m): 1:30pm On Oct 10, 2012

GEJ DON USE UNA ALAWI SETTLE FLOOD VICTIMS, THERE IS NO AJUWAYA FOR UNA DIS MONTH. THANK GOD PRICE OF THE FORBIDDEN SWALLOW WILL FALL. grin

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Health › Re: My Experience With A Quack Doctor by DANILSA(m): 1:19pm On Oct 10, 2012

THE EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM HAS LONG DECAYED,I CAN BET MY NL POSITION THAT OUT OF 1,000,000 PEOPLE IN NL ONLY 20 FINISHED SCHOOL WITHOUT EXPO, SORTING OR MALPRACTICE FOR ONE DAY(I ONLY DID SMALL GIRAFFE NECK cool

) S WITH ALL THIS THRASH WHAT DO U EXPECT. YOU SEE BIG MEN'S CHILDREN THAT ARE BELOW AVERAGE OR 0.0 IQ READING MEDICINE BECAUSE THEIR PARENTS PAID FOR ADMISSION WHILE POOR CHILDREN THAT ARE GENIUS ARE SENT TO READ ANIMAL FARM IN ALVAN lipsrsealed

. IF YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT DOCTORS WHAT ABOUT THOSE QUARK LAB SCIENTIST EVERYWHERE.THANK GOD FOR UR DAUGHTER.GOD HELP US. cry

Politics › Re: Mother Of Slain Chiadika Writes A Petition To Senate by DANILSA(m): 11:23am On Oct 10, 2012

Mad Cow: [b]To add to your questions.....

1. 5 boys go to collect a loan by 5 am in the morning from one person.. 'Hmmmm'..

2. Who is this person that they went to collect the loan from?! Name, department, e.t.c..

3. Reports say they were 5 in number.. Same report says they went to collect loan, same report says the 5th person escaped, All their parents say they werent cultists... YET!! The 5th person has fled the scene.. Not to safety, but into obscurity.. What is chasing this 5th person away.. Why hasnt he presented himself to the police to clear up the msiconception about their activities in Aluu community that morning.. WHY IS HE STILL IN HIDING!!!?

4. Why did it take so long to kill them.. Its popular believe that they were caught between 5am and 7am in the morning hours, and they werent killed till mid day.. What events transpired between the time of apprehension and final execution.. Did the boys tell their side of the story?! If so, what convinced the vigilante to find them guilty and still execute them..

5. Everybody seems to have agreed with the story of 'they went to recover a loan from a notorious cultist student'.. Now, be that as it may, why is the name of the debtor student so elusive?! Infact, shouldnt that be the easiest thing to find out?! Afterall, popular gist also has it that he is a NOTORIOUS cultist anyways.. Also it would be at this students house that would have been apprehended, and the debtor student would have been the accuser at the jungle justice court.. WHAT IS THE SAID DEBTORS NAME, IS HE A STUDENT OF UNIPORT?! IF SO, WHATS HIS DEPARTMENT?!

6. Why did it take so long for the police to respond.. Im sure there is a police station in the area, a Patrol Van in the area and yet they didnt show up until after the kilings.. So does this mean that nobody in the crowd reported the matter for over 4 hours that the savagery lasted?!

7. Some say they were caught in an empty building with a laptop and blackberry's, smoking weed.. Now marry that with 7am in the morning and it leaves a big question in the minds of people..

8. Where are the laptops and phones that they were caught with and the other weapons as well?!

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WE NEED ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS ABOVE BEFORE I SAY ANYTHING lipsrsealed

THANKS GUY.

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Romance › Re: Guys: Would You Date A Lady Older Than You? by DANILSA(m): 11:05am On Oct 10, 2012

MAXIMUM WE SHOULD BE THE SAME AGE. [s] IN MY CULTURE IT'S A DISGRACE sad

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Fashion/Clothing Market › Re: Sagging Of Trousers By Women: Irresponsibility Or Fashion? by DANILSA(m): 10:59am On Oct 10, 2012

IT'S SIMPLY ABOUT IRRESPONSIBILITY, NO SOUND MAN OR WOMAN WILL WANT TO DRESS LIKE CRIMINALS,THIS DRESSING IS FOR CRIMINAL AND HARLOTS,MAYBE SOME PEOPLE DONT KNOW THE ORIGIN.GIRLS DO IT PURPOSELY TO SHOW OFF THEIR COSTLY OR SPECIAL GINSTRINS( DESIGNERS)OR SOME USELESS BEADS BEHIND A SMELLY BUTT.WHILE FOR BOYS IT'S A SIGN OF IMMATURITY. angry

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Politics › Re: Lagos Destroys 3,000 Seized Okadas by DANILSA(m): 10:38am On Oct 10, 2012

IN NIGERIA EACH EMPLOYED MAN IS EQUIVALENT TO 5MOUTHS, SO FASHOLA HAS FRUSTRATED ABOUT 15000 SOULS cry

AND WE CALL THIS MOVING FORWARD? I LOVE FASHOLA HIS MY BEST GOVERNOR BUT HIS BITING MORE THAN HE CAN CHEW THIS DAYS, HIS BECOMING A DICTATOR THAN SAVIOR.YOUR ONLY BREEDING MORE NUISANCE AND ROBBERS embarassed

Crime › Re: D'banj's Heartfelt Message On The Murder Of UNIPORT Students by DANILSA(m): 9:57pm On Oct 09, 2012

YOUR MESSAGE IS HEART WARMING,WE HOPE IT DOES NOT HAPPEN AGAIN. cry

BUT I NEED TO CORRECT YOU, I THINK UR OUT OF TORCH, NIGERIA IS LONG BECOMING A BARBARIAN STATE WITH SOUTH, NORTH, EAST AND WEST COMPETING ON WHICH CAN EXECUTE MORE EVIL, TERRORISM,ROBBERY.KIDNAPPING

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Crime › Re: Uniport Shut Down As Students Set Umuokiri-aluu Ablaze! by DANILSA(m): 9:19pm On Oct 09, 2012

ujchief: Burn down that village! Turn it to a desolate land! Even God did not spare Cain when he murderd Abel. The bible made it clear that what a man (community) sowed, that shall he reap, good measures, pressed down, shaking together and running over! Burn them houzez, burn them market plazez, burn them schoolz! Let it catch a'flame! Bomboklat!

YOUR COMMENT SUGGEST THE KILLERS ARE BETTER THAN YOU.

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Family › Re: I Am Scared To Leave My Fiance Behind For My Studies by DANILSA(m): 9:14pm On Oct 09, 2012

remmyton: That was a joke, I really wish I have one now

SHOUT-UP SEUN MAI GARRI CAUGHT YOU RED HANDED NO EXCUSE, YOU NEVER KNEW NL HAS BAD GUYS WITH SUPER MEMORIES, NA SATAN DECIDE TO OPEN UR NYASH.COME POST RUBBISH AGAIN MAKE THE GUY FINISH YOU. grin

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Crime › Re: Man Jumps And Commits Suicide In Port Harcourt by DANILSA(m): 8:01pm On Oct 09, 2012

zoogy2007: It's all the frustration in this country caused by GEJ and the PDP. People no longer value their lives.

DID U FINISH PRIMARY SCHOOL? MEAN NO HARM JUST ASKING angry

Family › Re: I Am Scared To Leave My Fiance Behind For My Studies by DANILSA(m): 7:51pm On Oct 09, 2012

Seun shaGARRI: Meanwhile somewhere else on Nairaland, you mentioned something about 'a daughter'.

https://www.nairaland.com/1058137/how-punish-children/1#12327767

Tell us about that!!

OBOY U CATCH HER RED HANDED. MEAN GUYS DE HERE O, SEUN GARRI DON BLOW YOUR NYASH OPEN. grin

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Politics › Re: Picture Of Obasanjo Monitoring Venezuela's Elections by DANILSA(m): 7:39pm On Oct 09, 2012

adora4u1: What the heck is OBJ wearing? A sack of chicken feed?

GUY U MADE MY DAY, CANT STOP LAUGHING grin

Crime › Re: 2 Nigerians Arrested For Drugs In Saudi Arabia by DANILSA(m): 7:22pm On Oct 09, 2012

osram: Well as 4 d dude him own dn beta him go get 72+72 virgins since na 4 saudi arabia dm go kill am...*laffing in arabic*

GUY U MADE ME ROLLING. DEATH=77VIRGIN * HOLYLAND=77VIRGIN: 77 * 77= 5929 shocked

Crime › Re: 2 Nigerians Arrested For Drugs In Saudi Arabia by DANILSA(m): 6:36pm On Oct 09, 2012

TWO DIED IN CELL, TWO WITH MALARIA,TWO HEAD CHOP OFF, HOW MANY COME SURVIVE THE HAJJ grin

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Crime › Re: 2 Nigerians Arrested For Drugs In Saudi Arabia by DANILSA(m): 6:34pm On Oct 09, 2012

Babzilla: I STAND TO BE CORRECTED BUT ISNT THE PENALTY DEATH?

NOT JUST DEATH BUT HARD DEATH cry

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Politics › Re: Explosions, Gunshots At Gwange Area In Maiduguri by DANILSA(m): 8:49pm On Oct 08, 2012

Goldenheart: what is virgin?

IPHONE

Autos › Re: Neatly Used 2005 Model Kia Rio For Sale (550k) by DANILSA(m): 7:08pm On Oct 08, 2012

PLEASE WHY IS THE NUMBER HIDDEN? angry

Christianity Etc › Re: Dilemma : Is GOD a Trinity by DANILSA(m): 6:56pm On Oct 08, 2012

Eze Promoe: [size=36pt]The Holy Trinity which is God the Father (Almighty), God the Son (Jesus Christ) and God the Holy Spirit (the Spirit of God) are one just as you (human being) have your spirit, soul and body. PERIOD![/size]

WHY DO U HAVE TO LIE IN BOLD.PLEASE NOTHING LIKE TRINITY, JESUS SAID THE FATHER IS GREATER THAN I AM,AM GOING TO THE FATHER,OUR FATHER IN THE HEAVENS,WHO DO YOU THINK HE WAS REFERRING TO huh

Romance › Re: How Old Is Old Enough For Marriage? by DANILSA(m): 3:51pm On Oct 08, 2012

wirinet: i do not believe there is a particular age for a lady to get married, it should depend on the objectives and aims of the lady. Different ladies are in different situations, some find love early, some have build careers and need to settle down, others are old and past child bearing age and just need companionship.

You are in fact very lucky that you found love early. If you are truly brilliant as you say, you should finish having children by age 30 and get an education, by 35 you should have gotten a degree and started a career. By 45, you should be way above your peers, socially and professionally, and you children will almost be independent. I have seen many women follow this route.

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Food › Re: Learn To Cook Your Meals by DANILSA(op): 3:48pm On Oct 08, 2012*

HOW TO PREPARE UR FRIED RICE.
1. GET YOUR RICE ( PREFERABLY MAMA GOLD OR STALLION)
2. VEG OIL
3. MAGGI ( CHICKEN MAGGI FOR BRIGHT COLOUR )
4. LITTLE ONION
5. BUTTER
6. CURRY ( preferably ducros or tiger)
7. WHITE PAPER
8. CINNAMON POWDER
9. SALT
10. WATER
11. CABBAGE
12. FARROW PIES
13. SWEET CORN
14. SHREDDED CHICKEN OR LIVER( OPTIONAL)
15. CARROT
HOW TO PREPARE; PUT UR WATER IN THE FIRE LEAVE IT TO BOIL, THEN ADD LITTLE VEG OIL,BUTTER,CURRY,WHITE PEPPER,CINNAMON POWDER,SALT,MAGGI THEN LEAVE IT TO BOIL FURTHER,ADD YOUR RICE AND THEN MONITOR.WHEN IT'S GETTING SOFT OPEN A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE AND PUT YOUR CHICKEN AND CARROT THEN COVER UP,REDUCE THE HEAT,DONT ADD WATER INSTEAD USE A NYLON TO COVER THE TOP SO IT COULD ABSORB HEAT( THIS WILL MAKE THE RICE SINGLE OUT). WHEN IT'S SOFT BRING IT DOWN AND THEN PREPARE YOUR GARNISHING. PUT UR EMPTY POT ON THE FIRE,WHEN IT'S DRY ADD LITTLE BUTTER, WHEN IT MELTS ADD YOUR ONION,CABBAGE,FARROWS AND SWEETCORN, MIX WELL AND YOUR FOOD IS READY. DELICIOUS wink

Food › Learn To Cook Your Meals by DANILSA(op): 3:17pm On Oct 08, 2012*

AM HERE TO TEACH WOMEN THAT DONT KNOW HOW TO COOK HOW TO wink

, IN ADDITION I WILL COME UP WITH A NUMBER OF GOOD SNACKS I KNOW U WILL SURELY LIKE.
LESSON 1. SCOTCH EGG.
A. TO PREPARE UR SCOTCH EGG FIRST GET YOUR RAW EGGS ABOUT SIX PIECES.
B. BOIL AND PILL
C. GET ABOUT TWO SLICE OF BREAD,SHRED AND DRY IN THE OVEN THEN GRAND TO PIECES
D. BREAK TWO PIECE OF EGG IN A BOWL AND WHISK
E. THEN SOAK THE COOKED EGG IN RAW EGG AND PUT IN THE BREAD CRUMBS(BREAD PIECES)
F. FRY TO GOLDEN BROWN AND IT'S READY TO EAT. grin

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: N300,000-for-a-Job Civil Defence Scammers Nabbed! by DANILSA(m): 2:13pm On Oct 08, 2012

THIS NA NORMAL THING NAA angry

, NIJA IS CORRUPT AND WE ALL KNOW THAT,POSSIBLY THIS MAN DON GO MATCH SOME BIG HEAD grin

HE STILL HAS SOME LIFE REMAINING HE SHOULD APOLOGIZE AND THE GAME CONTINUES. PLEASE CAN ANYBODY STATE THEIR SALARY HERE SO WE CAN KNOW WHY ONE HAS TO PAY 300,000 NAIRA.

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