₦airaland Forum

I personally d islike one mode here, his never neutral like other mods,his authoritative , behaves like a terrorist, Fanatic and religious bigot, can someone remind him his a mod.
My good stars;
1. Seun, he avoids controversial statements.
2. Businesstool, his a business genius.
3. Billynaire, his a mature mind.
4. Pacesetter, his innovative.
5. Mukina2, good in current affairs.
6. Sienna, best Auto expert in NL.
7. Late Beef, best politician in NL.
8. Bayo, a good muslim.
9. Ndu_chucks, defence of the defenceless fulani.
10.Idowuogbo, the female comedian clown .
11.Mrs chima, the aggressive but .......man-woman
12.PROUDIGBO, defence of igbos.
13.Lacasa, defence of malams.
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[quote author=al-qaeda]CONTINUE SUFFERING THEN. I PRAY IT GETS WORSE.[/quote]Wish u what u wish them not me.

Kslib: Oh God pls save us oh...
Pastor chris or Tb joshua and the likes should go there and command that water to dry up,divide or tell people to walk on it.. Jesus walked on water,moses divided the red sea and the bible says " and greater things shall you do"... This people are suffering for christ's sake..

Guy your high on casava weed.

[quote author=al-qaeda]AND THIS IS A COUNTRY THAT PRODUCES 2.5 MILLION BARRELS OF OIL A DAY AMOUNTING TO AN AVERAGE OF 40 BILLION NAIRA DAILY. NOT TO TALK OF GAS AND OTHER NATURAL RESOURCES. ONE DAYS SALE OF OIL CAN REPAIR THAT ENTIRE ROAD AND CREATE BRIDGES AND CANALS FOR THE WATER, BUT COME TO THINK OF IT, IF THEY REPAIR IT, WHO WILL STEAL. WE NIGERIANS DONT DESERVE A COUNTRY AS RICH AS NIGERIA. WE DESERVE A COUNTRY SO RAVAGED AND POOR SO THAT EVERY MONKEY WILL FIND HIS TREE. THIS COUNTRY IS CURSED AND SHALL REMAIN CURSED TILL THY KINGDOM COME.[/quote]your portion is in iraq and somalia not here.

chucky234: Why dis flood no reach Aso rock,see poor people don turn refugees for inside their own country.

pal ur blessed with ignorance.

Les: must u quote ova again-smh4u!

am sorry

searchcorp: I'm currently on my way to akwaibom via onitsha, (now how is that your business?... Well, listen?

Some few minutes away from asaba.. Just 3 seconds infront of my driver (at about 100km/s), some young men had just blocked the road. They flung themselves out of the bush with their guns raised.. They made an immediate attempt to snatch the first car they could lay hands on - a black toyota sequia jeep right infront of us. The man pumped his pedals to put his suv on reverse. Well, so did my driver.

The armed robbers (Landlord of the road as the villagers called them "ahian, na here them wan operate again today? No be under that hill them suppose dey rob. Dem just change today" a villager told us later)

Their lack of mechanical mobility rendered their chase invalid. Although they had to prey on a red 911 bus whose driver wasn't courageous enough to turn. Well, as regards the james bondly black jeep driver in my front. Remember nah, yes! The one that almost got his suv snatched. When we later got a place to park, the man opened his trunk and brought out the most beautiful pump action I have ever been priviledged to see in close range... Well that explains his driving-bravery - he nah some sharp guy.

Our hearts were still panting fast, I probably was breathing off my skin pores as it felt like the universe had punched me in the chest. When all of a sudden in less than 5 mins... The Nigerian Police patrol van hurriedly gave them a counter attack (following the other lane and making a u-turn to catch them head-on). For the first time in my life I am proud of the Nigerian Police. The armed robbers all ran into the bush immediately leaving the passengers in the red 911 bus alive to tell the story.

I want to say a very huge thank you to the Nigerian Police Force- Delta State Command. Bless You! Bless Nigeria.

As for me, I'm at ontisha - owerri express road now.... Having a funfilled journey.

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[quote author=Area_boy]lol! who is Oteh again? [/quote]The women that sells Garri and beans @ kubwa mkt, u remember shee?

Please they should just make sure we have light @ the end, that's my only problem.

[quote author=Siena]No worries bro, and thanks.

Are you a BB user? I use BBM more than email.[/quote

Siena: The Audi A4 B5 is pretty reliable. Most of the mechanicals from the previous Audi 80 B4 were carried over, the 2,8 V6 engine was also used in the Audi 80, though it was updated in the A4 from late '97, becoming a 2,8 V6 30V, as opposed to the 2,8 V6 12V in the older Audi 80.

You don't specify an engine type / capacity? I would advice you go for the 1,6 8V or 1,8 20V. Both are 4 cylinder engines, with the 1,6 being a simpler design, with a more conventional SOHC (Single Over Head Cam) cylinder head with 8 valves. The 1,8 has a DOHC (Double Over Head Cam) cylinder head. More advanced, and also more of a challenge to the average Nigerian mechanic.

Lastly, these cars arrive in Nigeria, and whether by accident, ignorance or deliberate dishonesty, are often claimed to be a lot newer than they actually are. I've seen '95 models claimed to be '00 cars. I've been working on Audi and Volkswagen longer than some Nairalanders have been born, and know the changes that occured in various Audi and Volkswagen models over the years, regardless of how subtle these changes were.

Can you post a picture of the car you're interested in? And / or a VIN number? I'll then be able to tell you if it's truly a '99 model.

PAPA SIENNA, ARE YOUR PARENTS MECHANIC OR WERE U BORN IN A CAR ? I MEAN NO HARM, BUT THE WAY U PIECES CARS HERE MAKES ME PERPLEXED ,[color=#550000[b]]U KNOW EVERYTHING IN A CAR SO WELL,[/color]U SEEM TO COMPETE WITH THE BUILDERS,BABA I THROWAY MY CAP FOR U, WELDON.abeg i need your email to ask u some car questions. hope u dont mind.

OP - SENSELESS
MOD - CARELESS
NL - THINKLESS

27naira: when are they going to de-list Abia as a state and share her carcass to Imo, Enugu and Rivers?

WHEN ABA IS MORE PRODUCTIVE THAN BAUCHI,KWARA,ADAMAWA,JIGAWA,NIGER ETC

revolt: Let's be realistic! Isreal doesn't own tht land rather US forcefully allocated tht to them n obviously their diplomacy tactics is abysmal n they seem to b a very obnoxious people who hve wth the backn of US bullied their existence in the middle! Couldn't they just strive to live in peace wth their neigbours? They're about to get ass whooped cos its almost certain America has realised the role they played in 9\11 plus their disagreemnts lately!

SORRY TO SAY YOU ARE DUMB AND IGNORANT OF WORLD HISTORY,ISREAL HAS BEEN IN THAT LAND FOR MORE THAN 3000 YEARS, JUST THAT THEY HAVE BEEN CONQUERED SEVERAL TIMES.

wait for 10minites make idowu and the nairaland women cabal catch u, na dat time u go know say if wind blow foul nyash go open.Anyway they went to protest against the innocence of muslims in saudi arabia.

DICKtator: I just checked out a blog http://aigbojeaig-imoukhuede..com/ that states that he became the M.D. of Access in 2002 and like someone earlier claimed, It was documented officially 2yrs later. So he may not leave till 2013/2014. He is a very good and astute banker.
@op: Did his Subsidy report indict your companycabal? #Justasking

Im papa company follow for cabal wey de kill us

[quote author=Garri_is_back]Make i just catch that Nonsense Maclatunji for this thread [/quote]This post has been hidden.

I was passing by and saw the thread,pls they should come back and pick up some suicide bombers to escort them. I don waka pass joor

Danka7777: Another intelligent mind and well enlightened Nigerian. Thanks my brother for sharing your knowledge. As my dear brother has said, boycotting CNN, FOX, NBC, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, and many others, is the beginning of wisdom. Want unbiased news, go to presstv.ir

press TV is the worst TV channel av ever seen,MR steve continues to deceive people watching that thrash.Any day iran decides to try us with this 1920 ARSENALS then they will know why isreal remains the most intelligent country and why America is the world police. They should ask japan, and then prepare for hell after election. Muslims are always quick to claim Iran's prowess until US destroy them.

akthedream: What else do you want their government to do?Why are you faulting the minister and not including the filmaker who innitiated this scenerio in the first place.

I watched this on youtube myself yesterday, the film could be irritating and annoying to muslim but the guy only translated what we read everyday, I challenge any true muslim here to tell me one lie in the said movie so I can join and conderm the guy.

binger: that is gonna be a hek of a long,tedious journey 4 commuters and travellers.lyk som1 said,this didn't happn overnight and shud hav been preventd...what a govt!

pls OBAMA what could they have done? you just sit at the comfort of your system and type thrash.

please is democracy working here or did he match a forbidden toe? please go back and beg them to forgive u but if its democracy i think it will be a welcome development they should start using the rich and influential for scape goat not only the poor.

muktar mtt: u cn say dat here dude try it outside here if u r man enough nd see spend anoder minute alive mumu.

That is where u guys get it wrong,@ muktar mtt ur a cyber terrorist,if given the opportunity u will blow this guy up through computer bomb.mind u if he is in the east he can say worse than that and no fly can respond. u must learn to ignore such things because in a war u guys might not survive.

slumcat: mehn, i need a u.s visa/citizenship.

PLS NO OFFENSE MEANT, ARE U THE CHAIRMAN, SLUMCAT DWELLER.

eledalo: .

COME THIS GUY AS IF U DO COPY COPY WELA FOR SCHOOL, SEE AS U KEEP SPACE DE WAIT FOR PEOPLE TO WRITE BEFORE U COPY AND PAST.

i like the topic because it seems a lot of fraud stars are in auto section.

Walexz02:

u be deaf and dumb?

whats wrong with the car?

oge4real: I still do not understand why Nigerians react as if coins is a curse. If England, America, Australia and other developed economies of the world still use coins, why then is that we are so afraid?

we are afraid because ours has no value, have u ever imagined going to the atm to withdraw 50,000 and it pays u with coins?