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KING SOLOMON
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"Oboy see yansh" solomon said when we were going to the market a week after the deliverance section.

Those my twin wives came out to chase me but one look from Solomon whose eyes could be compared to that of the nigerian actor Segun Arinze scared them off after they came rushing out. I was glad that he was with me.

We had almost reached the market when we sighted one lady with huge bottoms, she was putting on tight red trousers which showed every corner of her balicious a'sre.

We were salivating the as're when solomon spoke those words to me.

"Dude you no well, you go fit?" i answered him.

"Chai, you know me, you don forget say i be king Solomon, guy na because i don repent o thats why i rest but since you want rana my moral make i teach you who i was formerlly" he bragged as i wring my nose in sign of 'as if him fit'.

We began following the lady at her back while waiting for a chance to chyke her, accidentaly she was not going to North Bank market, instead she took another path road. Solomon dragged me along to that road.

I wanted complaining but he reminded me that i was the person that dared him so i had to maintain and take the waste of time.

Finally, he overtook the girl and then slow down till they were as per with each other. The lady bossoms was so large that it was tempting to touch.

"Hi"

"Hello, do you know me?" the lady asked.

"No, am solomon and you?"

"Sorry, i dont know you" she said and hissed.

He smiled and continued.

"I know you dont know me, but must you be rude to everyone?" he asked.

She was taken by suprise as she turned to look at him, he gave her a disarming smile which change her face contenance, she smiled shly back.

"Ok am blessing"

"Ow, blessing, what a blessing to my life today, am glad i met you" he joked and she smiled.

I could see he was getting a head way and i began to rate him higher at that moment, he surpassed my imagination.

He kept on bombarding her with sweet talks and she laughed till she passed her house, she felt so good that she could not help asking for his number when she suddenly remebered she skiped her house.

He gave her his number but not after she agreed him to kiss him and then we escourted her back to her house before we went to the market.

"Guy, you too much jare, see as that girl tall pass you but you just blow her mind" i hailed him.

Immediately she began calling him to find out if he was through with his market shopping already and that she would love to meet him the next day.

"Guy you be winch jare, na jazz you dey use abi get babes abi?" i questioned in suprise.

"You no go understand jare, i dont want to spoil you"

"Spoil ke, i don spoil already jare, just tell me abeg" i pleaded.

He laughed and brought out his phone and deleted blessings number. I looked at him suprsied at his attitude.

"Na why you do like that now?" i asked, atleast you for waya her before you waka now.

He looked at me and smiled again, and said;"dont worry, this one means nothing to me"

I was so suprised, see girl that i could die to get the dude just belittled her after toasting her finish, i almost vex on his head.

"Do you want to learn how to arrange babes?" he asked me.

"Yes o, me like o, abeg teach me"

"ok, no problem i dey your back, i go be your mentor now" he said which made me glad.

We finished shopping as Blessing called him immediately again and he answeered, i waited to hear what he would say and i was suprised.

"Hello" Blessing said from the ear piece which was in loud speaker mood.

"Hello, you is this" solomon said with a ladies voice which shocked me. The macho voice i heard beforehad suddenly turned to that of a lady own, i twale for the guy wella.

"Who is this?" Blessing asked.

"Its Solomon's wife" he anwered back.

"What, wife ke, your husband just finish toasting me not to long ago, so he is married and still looking for young girls eh" she quared angrily, i almost choked with laughter at the turn of events.

"Dont mind my husband, he is a womaniser, i would pour him hot water today" Solomon shouted with his female toned voice angrily, i almost fell on the ground with laughter.

We shook hands as the girl ended the call and laugh our heads off, i really respected the guy.

"But you too bad jare, see as you don finish that babe she go hate men now, i shouted while still laughing with him.

"Oya now na your turn" he said.

"Turn for wetin?" i asked confused.

"You see that lady over there, its your turn to toast her"

"How na? I no fit o" i begged.

"Use the same talk i did on Blessing, e go work" he said.

The girl i was sent to go and toast was enough to give birth to me but since King Solomon was behind me i summoned courage and went to her side, my heart began beating with jangolova mood.

"ehm,Hello good evening ma, em babe em sorry sister" my blunders started.

To be continued...

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