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Abeg who get idea how much dem dey sell whistle now

mikool007:
after 6 yrs abii

E no matter how long, him must still fall.

stagger:
He was in the Scotland '89 U-17 squad as a central defender with Chiedu Anazuonwu and also played in the Super Eagles Afcon 2000 team.

Oh. I think I started watching the Super Eagles during the era of Mobi Oparaku, Uche Okechukwu, Samson Siasia, Austin Eguavoen etc. I should remember the dude, but I can't seem to.

Ishilove:
You get mouth. See as you just dey claim tinz

Madam, why you come dey make me blush na

dfrost:
Danse the painment no be here ooo. Maybe e steal Black destiny join.

Ah swear.

Name doesn't ring a bell. But shey because he has represented Nigeria, that gives him the right to batter his wife


True true as that guy two places above said, the gods indeed are after him. Only you one go jail for raping your adopted daughter, now you dey join DV to am.

Make him just thank God say na Naija e dey, he's going absolutely scot-free.

Some 'unbelievers' have even gone as far as acronymising it as 'American Invention to Discourage Sex'.


Me, I don't know, and I don't care, really, at least not that much.

I use contraceptives mainly to avoid unwanted pregnancies and badder STDs like good old gonorrhea and staph.

Don't know about 'Christian' songs, but classical/orchestral music is the best background music to have sex to. The girls I've done it with can't get enough of it.


Different strokes though.

delishpot:
And who told you only slay queens get killed? Haven't you heard of commuters being kidnapped and killed for rituals? I wonder why anytime a woman gets killed she is automatically tagged a slay queen.

And did I mention that she was a slay queen? I only said ladies need to be more careful. You need to understand someone's POV before jumping on one's mention, please.

Wale could do no wrong by me when he first came out. Cat was poetic, conscious and lyrical all at once.


Now the nigga don dey sing dust, like say him and Ice Prince na kindred spirits.

frenzyduchess:
Liberals are the worst set of humans you can ever meet, they will eventually spell doom for the human race, to think they see themselves as more civilized is theworse part of it all

I tell ya. Give a man too much rope and he'll hang himself with it. Even Mother Nature herself is governed by rules.

Well, Chief, the Bro Code says no, but what the hell, as long as you guys genuinely love and respect each other, I say fork the Bro Code!

What a gruesome way to die.



See that useless korofo sef follow dey snap picture. Allah if I never tire for this country make God punish me.

Lol. It's just a happenstance photo. At this age that pikin go only see yansh as shitbox, nothing more, nothing less.

Statsocial:
The person who built it is NOT a politician!

I am saying this because you can always anticipate Nigerian youths to be shouting upandan that it must be stolen money.

Oya the remaining haters over to you.

So what is he then: a money doubler, ritualist or fraudster


Make una fear God o.

This brings to mind what Gertrude Stein said to Ernest Hemingway, 'You are all a lost generation.' And that was even in the early-mid 90's.



I'm not a saint, but things people do nowadays in the guise of being civilised and liberal leaves me aghast. And the saddening, sobering reality is that our kids will be worse than us.

Them just do you 'Welcome to Lagos'.

This thing is beginning to seem like it's more than just intellectual theft. You sure say Tuface no steal Annie Macaulay from am or something, because this painment reach inside Blackface bone o.

Aluta continua, victoria ascerta!

God works in mysterious ways indeed.


See Baba wey just a few months ago no get strength to even waka go mosque for juma'at prayers na im get this kyn strength now to dey preside over every presideable and attend every attendable.



No wonder the thing surprise people so tey dem talk say na body double dem bring come replace am.

The hustle for Christmas flexing is real. God rest her hapless soul.


*Modified* Ladies, I carry God take beg una, make una dey slay with small sense. I know YOLO, yeah, that's the slogan of our generation, but life no get duplicate.

That's why it's not good to envy some of these rich folks and celebrities cos you never know what they're going through under their happy mask.

Nothing beautiful about this. Has occultic undertones spelt all over it.

This is an incomplete list. Why is Hushpuppi's name missing?

Mtcheeew. If dem like make dem burn am sef. Wetin concern agbero with overload?

I been wan curse the boy, but I realise say almost 95% of people go do the same thing if na their papa get power.



So make him enjoy him life.

This kyn mending just for smoking weed?


Nah, something doesn't add up.

So because of front page, na im you come kill this poor innocent reptile

May its ghost forever haunt your dreams.

Kudos to the gallant troops, who despite being used as cannon fodder and pawns on a chessboard by their ogas at their top, still persevere against all odds to bring peace to their fatherland.



May their valour never go unrewarded, same way that the sponsors of this terror group will be hunted by karma; they and their generations to come.

Is this some sick joke or what?



*Modified* Oh, a cult supremacy killing, I see.



Let the dead bury their dead.