₦airaland Forum

But we knew all along na. This one no be news. Like lalasticala coming out of the closet to say snake meat is his best meat. This is what they used to use to give us example of oxymoron in English: open secret.


And that pic of two kissing males is... gross. Some of us don't know whether we are homophobic or not, but guys like this make one want to start sodomising gay folks with hot rods and shiit.

These two people above me, tribalism hold una for neck like say na cravat.

IAMSASHY:
he luks and bhave so afojanistic, dey must carry dia broda ooo, we refuse dis

Lol @ afonjanistic. So tey afonja don get adjective? Wallahi una no go kill person.

PureWaterNylon:
YEA

And I don't know what used to give me the impression that he was Yoruba. Maybe the skin hue.

If you'd asked before the death of the trio, I'd have said Davido, but I'm not sure anymore.

Wallahi, no be lie sha, the goatee come make am resemble busuru (he-goat).

But I guess that's why it's called a goatee.

PureWaterNylon:
Airforce i No Like All These Things You Doing. You Just De Fall Ibo people Hand... Why Show Off

Airforce na Igbo boy?

Flexherbal:
Whose fault is this?

Who else if not Buhari

All this one na wash.

Bro since you no need am, abeg just send small for me now.


Btw, you know say if E-money see this one, na im be say no allowee this month be that o.

djprinzy:
Did u attend C.I.C Enugu?

Nah man. That's the motto of the USMC.

Which one be duckhead again

So Oba Lil' Wayne sef don follow dey junketeer about

Gorgeous bride though. Some of these Edo girls dey sabi fine like winch o.

The crown prince just dey unbutton way for himself. Bad guy. I sure say Niccolo Machiavelli na him mentor.

I've noticed that in the showbiz/entertainment industry, it's the funny guys that get hitched to the prettiest women.


Happy anniversary people, just keep your marriage out of the media and you'll do just fine.

dannio:
Replace the Zoo with Jungle

Well, I can't deny that you got a point, mate.

enigmaticlion:
how did you know that, only a true lover of the US marine corp will know that. Respect!

Lol. I just happen to know some 'useless' bits of information. Used to know their anthem as well, but now I can only remember 'from the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli'.

The respect is mutual man.

Bia OP, na likes and shares you dey find abi you dey ask us question

I really wanted it to be Common, but good for them.

Come sef, Venus never see husband marry am

And after una go tell me say oyibo no dey do jazz

Her puna go don dey ravaged by now.

Quite laudable, but truth be told, these are those at the bottom of the food chain? These are the retailers. Abeg help us catch the people wey first intercept the bags divert them go these people hand.

Lol. God Save The Queen.

Semper Fidelis.

And come 2019 we'll still vote these thieving scumbags (or their 'cronies') into power.


I've refrained from using this appelation all this while, but it seems indeed that Nigeria is a zoo.

sugarwiz:
Body shaming is bad. No one is perfect.

I didn't think I was body-shaming her, just thought I was stating the obvious. But I've heard you, ma'am.

The legendary Andy that killed his wife, Merit, for blood money.


Happy Birthday sir. You are one of the true pioneers of the home movie industry in Nigeria. Blessings.

In saner climes (it's a much hackneyed phrase, I know), the forking emir should have been cooling his heels in a police cell, waiting to be charged to court for kidnapping, aiding and abetting and whatever else charges the public prosecutor would throw at him, but this is a madhouse and the victims are but serfs in an Islamic fiefdom.


They should be happy they recovered their daughter.


Godforsaken country.

Lalaray, please would you rather call me instead?