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YAHWEH'S INVASION

Once upon a time in Ala Igbo, there lived a supreme deity called Chukwu.

Chukwu was not the only god but he was the most powerful.

Ala Igbo back then didnt have good food, clothes, roads or any meaningful infrastructure but despite all this, Chukwu was content and he somehow managed to take good care of his people inspite of such harsh conditions.

Chukwu governed Ala Igbo for over a thousand years.

Then one day, Yahweh arrived at the shores of Onitsha.

Yahweh proudly declared "i am the one true God, all those who do not bow down to me are my enemies"

At this utterance, all the gods of Ala Igbo began to laugh, many of them died that day out of laughter, Chukwu replied "is morality not the fact that there are many gods but no God?"

Yahweh with his bad temper immediately got offended by the laughter and joke, so he stabbed Chukwu.

He then went on a massive fanatical deicide, wiping out all the gods of Ala Igbo, deriding them as 'demons' and 'idols'.

After this, he took up seat in Ala Igbo as the supreme God.

But unlike Chukwu, Yahweh was not content with Ala Igbo.

Yahweh wanted the whole world for himself.

And so Yahweh became Omnipotent, Omniscient and Omnipresent.

He can be found everywhere, in every city, in every ghetto, from South Africa to India to Phillipines to Britain.

Yahweh belonged everywhere and nowhere.

Yahweh became homeless, just like his people.

His people, who were once Igbos under Chukwu...

Had now become 'the cursed Jews of Africa'.

babat89:
People do actually.
🤣

...and I don't need to memorize Robert Greene or follow the laws of his book to know he is phenomenal at what he does.

Yet some people who haven't done shit with their lives think they are geniuses?

Don't make me laugh!

Who said he wasnt good at what he does?

He wanted to make money so he wrote a book to achieve that purpose and he succeeded because he understood the market.

I'm criticizing the audience not the author.

But since you lack understanding you went ahead to prove my point again.

babat89:
...and that's why with your good standards and taste, nobody knows your name.

And nobody knows your name too, despite all the hours you spent memorizing his laws.

You are the best specimen to prove my point.

Look at how peaceful and innocent she looks when the police arrived.

But petty people exist sha.

babat89:
Na why Robert Greene dey where e dey and you dey where you dey

Robert Greene dey where e dey because of some people with poor standards and taste.

This book is highly overrated.

I couldnt even read it properly, my mind just kept on proposing contradictions to every point he made.

Its an unpractical book.

They should forage on the enemy

Atleast that's the expectation from their superiors.

Any player that can bet can actually rig a match.

Imagine if he bets on his opponent to win.

Trump trying to distract people from his Epstein files.

People always talk about corruption of the youths, but just check out the ages of these criminals.

No wonder kids in that side don't respect their elders.

SmartPolician:
A church is not an institution you go to take; a church is a place you use your talent, treasure and time (3Ts) to build. What we offer in Catholic Church is selfless service

If you become active because you seek validation (respect, more connection, status, and bragging rights), you will become miserable if your expectations weren't met.

This is the last time I will reply you concerning this topic.

Good speech

Pope Alexander (VI) would have learnt a lot.

Nollyvin:
You ignorance knows no bound, I started serving at mass as a kid and later joined Lay readers, when new members are needed, is been announced in the church for people that are interested to join, you are not being paid for serving while will it now requires connection to join?

You are not getting paid with money, you are getting paid with status.

Who were your parents? Did you think if your parents/relatives were not active members in that parish you would be serving mass there?

SmartPolician:
You are one of those unserious people mentioned in the comment you quoted. Nepotism for tasks that nobody pays you to execute? Oga, talk another thing.

Why do people join the army? Do soldiers get paid much?

Some jobs don't pay with money but instead could bring respect, more connection, status, and bragging rights.

Shikena:
I don't think you live in the USA or familiar with what you are delving into. Your thoughts and facts are two different things. There were reports on publications and even my local TV on this. You don't even need to look, drive by a catholic church in the US on Saturday evening and all day on Sundays.

Also, here is a link on a related report:
https://nypost.com/2025/04/17/lifestyle/why-young-people-are-converting-to-catholicism-en-masse/

What is your point exactly?

Were the founding fathers of USA Catholics or Pentecostals?

Shikena:
Yet Catholic church grows steadily in the USA till today.

Nope it does not.

Its very hard to see a catholic nowadays whose parents or spouse were not catholic.

Again, my nepotism point.

SmartPolician:
As a Catholic myself, there's nothing you find in pentecostal churches that you won't find in Catholic churches. Absolutely nothing!! The problem of the church is that it is too big and leaves room for unserious members who know practically nothing about the church.

That's why whenever they are challenged about a doctrine they know nothing about, they cannot defend it. Genuine Catholics are those who belong to one society or association - those folks are sound in the word of God/teachings of the church and cannot leave the Universal Church for the new-generation churches.

Catholic church is too nepotistic, everything from being a member of choir to being a layreader depends on who you know, how much you have, how connected you are.

The word nepotism itself originated from the catholic church, go and verify.

Its no wonder that merit based societies like USA had a very strong pentecostal foundation.

Since 2013, that is serious commitment.

We have Italian mafia in Italy and Cosa Nostra in USA, here we officially have our Ndi-Igbo Mafia.

The name is Chukwuma not Chikuwuma, India should not spoil the name.

jlinkd78:
Please Buhari is dead Nnamdi Kanu should be discharged

Releasing Nnamdi Kanu now would be a big F U to the corpse of Buhari.

Its funny he hasnt even been sentenced yet.

fuckingAyaya:
Which detergent them take dey wash this man clothes the white keeps sparkling eveyday since 2017. Ohamadike is a celestial being nothing wey anybody wan tell me

He is not washing it, he is ordering new ones and it is since 2021.

You guys accuse every politician of corruption, but here you are celebrating a man who is addicted to lavish lifestyle, suit and tie was too small for him.

oluwaseyi0:
Unfortunately Nigeria don't care
He won't get any justice simply because it wasn't caught on camera

Corrected

Your highly welcome, its cool, no problemo

kingsman66:
Nothing consign POS operator , this is the height of criminality, Nigerian police has been a thorn on young boys' flesh.

Corrected

Your highly welcome and appreciated.

Where is the beating? That one look like boil.

All these one sided story people.

Girls named Blessing are usually very social and also very oloshoish.

I've had too much experience with blessings to confirm.

Freed terrorists...

Bribery and corruption in this country is too much.

Sometimes people forget just how old Trump is. He is old enough to remember a time when Blacks were segregated when Apartheid was still active.

He wants to revive his youthful memories.

No structure loading...

So if ADC miraculously win Lagos they will have to deal with100% LGA from opposition.

They will end up plunging Lagos into turmoil.

Honestly i watch some girls online and the first thought in my mind is, don't they have fathers?

You can tell when a girl has a strong father figure in her life.

Raxxye:
So do they hawk the beer to sell during off-season?

No, instead they run the place like a bar / hangout zone

What of the USA where the police really enjoy shooting unarmed black men?

Or the USA prison system where you cannot drop the soap.

They have other jobs, viewing centre is a side hustle not full time.

Even if it was full time, the real profit should be from selling beer and other stuffs during the match, not from just viewing fees.

Bwanasaraw:
There is level in everything in life. Even Prince Charles did almost same thing when he visited Nigeria. He sat at the front while our first class traditional rulers sat at the rear.
Sanusi sat behind Sultan.

Have some spine to speak the truth for once.

In your picture, did Prince Charles sit and let everyone else stand?

Who is more prestigious in Prince Charles and Donald Trump?