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Dorwadora:
I don't know if I'm wrong but dogs can swim nah

Maybe the dog is sick , or he's cold , they catch a cold when they're wet for long and sick dogs are the saddest thing , but all dogs naturally know how to swim

TheSourcerer:
boy carries his dog to safety during a flood in the Philippines

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illicit:
Imagine someone stole my 2k in 2010 and returning it now

I will swear for the thief again unless he multiplies the money by 10

Highest you for use the 2k buy biscuit , eat and excrete , so what's the big deal? It's the thought that counts and they don't even know who the thief is , they were just amending their old ways

TheSourcerer:
God Screw the Queen ,
Mother Theresa was another she-devil too

I thought both were saints

TheSourcerer:
Mata Hari

Mata Hari, a very interesting woman of her time, even aside from the killings. Hari was a very beautiful exotic Dutch dancer, but also a spy. She traveled across Europe to deliver allied military secrets to the Germans.

This caused deaths of up to 50,000 people, without her lifting a finger. She first joined German's forces in 1914. She used seduction to aid in her job, and it was successful.

Her stage name was Mata Hari but her given name was Margaretha Geetruida MacLeod. However, she was convicted of being a World War I spy and was executed by firing squad.

Very beautiful

TheSourcerer:
Our next on the List is a Serial killer


Belle Sorenson Gunness is one of the most murderous women to ever live. Between 1884 and 1908, she killed more than 40 people. As one of America's most prolific killers, it is believed that her first murders were two young children who she poisoned in return for insurance money.

If this wasn't enough to chill your bones, the next several deaths included her husband's infant daughter, her own husband, and her adopted daughter. Most of the extent of her murders were of babies, as 21 children went missing from her care in Chicago.

Her second husband was also killed in a meat grinder accident, as they say. And the way that she lured men into her kill spells were by personal ads, where she stated that she was a wealthy widow looking for a soulmate.

Police found body parts buried on her property, as well as corpses in her basement. And the worst discovered lied in her hog pen, where 11 dead bodies were recovered.

However, one of the most insane facts about Belle Sorenson Gunness is that it's believed that she faked her own death, and placed an entirely different body in her grave.

The things people do for money

TheSourcerer:
Shi Jianqiao
When Chinese military officer Shi Congbin was murdered by Zhili warlord Sun Chuanfang in 1925, his daughter Shi Jianqiao took it upon herself to avenge him.


Her father had not just been murdered by Sun but decapitated, with his severed head displayed on a pike at a local train station.

In retaliation, Shi tracked down Sun and assassinated him with three shots from her pistol. Instead of fleeing the scene, she stayed to justify her actions to passers-by, offering them leaflets to explain what she had done.

In the end, the moral edge to her crime meant that she was granted a full pardon in 1936 for “filial piety.”

If I killed someone it would be for reasons like this , don't touch my family or my loved ones , natural death is hard enough but if someone killed my dad , I don't care about prison , so she deserves to be applauded , in fact I want to be an actress now so I can play her , such a nice young woman lol

TheSourcerer:
MA BAKER

The woman behind the Legend Ma Baker , inspired the Bonny M song , Ma Baker (Big Fan)


Ma Barker

Kate (“Ma”) Barker led the Barker gang of her sons and rose to infamy as the FBI’s Public Enemy Number One. She and her gang orchestrated a slew of robberies, murders, and kidnappings throughout the American Midwest during the early 1930s. On January 16, 1935, she and her son Fred met their deaths in what was the longest shootout in FBI history, in the home that they had made their hideout in Florida. Ma was the subject of the 1970 movie Bloody Mama starring Shelley Winters.

I'm going to download bloody mama

Dorwadora:
Apart from the stealing.... I consider Miss Molly Cutpurse as an adventurous and rebellious woman who was full of life..... She's more like a modern day Tom Boy

You mean she was a 17th century tomboy , not modern

TheSourcerer:
Rachael Adetsav

Well more of a family annahilator than a black widow Rachael was a woman in Benue state, Rachael Adetsav killed her husband, three children and then also took her own life. The couple who had been having issues over time and the wife decided to go overboard. The woman was seen with a pestle trying to smash her husband’s car and the neighbors also confirmed that the fights were very frequent.

The Police personnel sent to the house found the man foaming in the mouth, the three kids already dead, and the woman, also dead, was found holding a knife in her hands.

A neighbour of the couple, Sandra Kaso said the mother of three must have first hit the husband on the head with a pestle and, when he was unconscious, cut open his throat before butchering their three children

My goodness

TheSourcerer:
oh yeah credonia mwerinde , a Ugandan priestest/Mass Murderer , very interesting read , Thank you , reminds me of the jonestown massacre.

At least Jone enabled mass suicide and took his shot as well , white people style , he actually thought he was doing something good ( hidiot)

Credonia however killed thousands and disappeared , she was planning to kill from the start but she had no plans to die , I'm always terrified when I still think that the satanic creature is still out there , probably still killing , might be living under a different identity , God have mercy on us , one woman master minded the massacre of thousands for just money?? Could've robbed them and disappeared but nooooooooo she just had to kill em all , VVVIP in hell

Trendy247:
SMH.. You're even worse than the girl

Na wa oh , what is oral tape again

Kasasac:
yes they are.
















. your father included

What is your point

TheSourcerer:
We all have our myths and conceptions fasinations about twins ,This thread is dedicated to all twins here .

The fascinating and sometimes creepy connection between twins is nothing new. Some sets of twins have secret languages - like the "Silent Twins"- or are so in tune it's almost as though they can read each other's thoughts. For the most part, this connection is harmless - and really, really interesting. But can there be a dark side? What happens if the deep connection between twins is rooted in extreme violence? That's where you get infamous twins.

There have been a surprising amount of cases of such twins. The Spahalski twins both killed at the same exact time, just not together. Or the Menendez brothers who brutally took the lives of their own parents. Often when it comes to twins who harm people, they're working as a team, and their cosmic twin connection is dark and lethal , Welcome .

Can you post something on credonia mwerinde , I'm too lazy to do this typing thing but it's very interesting and I think people need to know about this ( religious manipulation and exploitation and a woman that master minded a freaking mass murder of probably 5k people )

iLegenddNoReply:
Five minutes after she left, another of my female friend came over with pizza. She called me earlier and said she's at Everyday shopping mall and wants to buy me something.

She suggested bread or pizza. I hate bread, so I said pizza. I have never eaten pizza before. I don't really eat much of those kinds of things. I'm a village man. I prefer fruits or garri.

So, she came in and dropped the pizza. I got excited, we prayed, and took a slice each. She started eating hers and said, "Wow! This is so good."

I started mine and said, "So, this is how the pizza I have hearing about tastes? It's rubbish. It's all hype. I prefer shawarma even though I can't finish half a shawarma."

I couldn't finish a slice of pizza, so she helped me finish it.

So, I hate pizza. I can NEVER spend my money buying it for myself — I can only buy for someone.

I asked her how much she bought it and she said 5k. I still think she's lying. So, how much is this kind of pizza? I hope this rubbish isn't 5k o! Though, 5k isn't much, but who buys this kind of rubbish for 5k?

The pizza is even a good price , but it's probably the brand Sha , try pepperoni pizza you'll love it , my favorite

Dorwadora:
Why do some people find it hard to tell their real age at the early stage of a new relationship?.

Is it really a big deal to tell your real age?

Even during normal conversation, ask some people of their age and they'll either snub the question or tell you a wrong age.

Why?

Cc:
Seun
Lalasticala
Myndd44
Dominique

I add on my age coz I like older men and I don't want them to not take me serious , they find out how old you are and want to talk to you in a wittle baby voice , and then they underestimate you and there goes your relationship , premature death
When he's attached I tell him my age and it's even cuter now
Also I have this thing about me , I like to baby people , my friends , my family , my dad , my aunts , my pets and my men , I like to baby everything , maybe it's a first born trait , that cannot work out if they have this idea that I'm still a baby myself

I don't care if you're 42 so far as you're okay with me then I'm your mate

ChimasGirl:
My boyfriend is confident most men will say real small boobs over fake. I figured fake. Who is right?

Honestly as a girl I love girls with big boobs , both my besties are breastilolas , in highschool I can dose off on my bests boobs people thought we were lesbians , but luckily my boobs are not ugly they're okay fine but seriously if I were a man I'd want bigger boobed girls

My aunty breast is a bigger more perfect version of mine hmmmmm , imagine having big boobs that are still round and standing after a child , her breast be like premature melon , my oranges could never
I've seen some ugly ones in boarding school , God took his time when he was creating me coz some body parts can make someone depressed
Different types of boobs include;
Sausages , slippers , SpongeBob , non-existent , pimples ( just nipples no breast )etc

MAGG0T:



If she's Dark in complexion or chocolate, come slim on top..

That's Gold, who big boobs epp

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Onyiiobi7735:
Lol! You are funny oo! So you think woman is too big of a title for you! OK let me agree with you.
Sorry for the gender misconception.
It's like your gender class isn't showing against your moniker, because I didn't see it.

Yes it's too big ,
We have toddler , little girl , teenage girl , young lady , Lady then we have woman , after woman is madam , then mummy , then ma
It's fine , thank you , I just wanted to confirm that's all

Onyiiobi7735:
Aren't you a male? Or are you a woman?

Woman is too big , I'm a lady and i put my gender on my profile but I guess it's not showing , don't like being called bro, it's weird , but I'll have to just overlook that

Onyiiobi7735:
Lol! Does it matter?

Would it matter if I addressed you as Sis ?

Onyiiobi7735:
Bro,you have a rock solid point.

Please doesn't it show f on my name , everybody is calling me bro

Vicdayz:
A man was seen in new photo as shared by a Facebook user as he takes back a fridge he bought for his girlfriend after he saw her boyfriend drinking from that same fridge. Gistvic Reports.

He wrote:


SEE MORE:

SOURCE>> https://www.gistvic.com/2019/03/man-takes-back-fridge-he-bought-for-his.html

Suppose take the cup that the bf used coz it's the fridge that made the water cold so the water is rightfully a product of the fridge and the water touched the cup
Take everything , no leave anything
I hate what I don't like

Candidlady:
My parents are trying to match me with a guy. Son of a family friend of ours. Note he is handsome, funny, and money is not an issue.


He just got back to the country, he is always at my place. Very funny dude. Iam not interested in a relationship with him.

Now the problem is mamana and fad wants it to work by fire by force... They feel iwill have the sense of responsibility once iget into a relationship

How do itell em igot a partner already and note if eventually itell em igot a partner they would wanna see the person ...

My dad might not even care but you see my MA? She will skin me alive lol.. She wants a grandchild lol

I think if this happens I'd be very happy , say my papa arrange one fine Bobo for me lol do I really have to date first ? It's so exhausting , but popsi doesn't believe I'm single , and he doesn't even want to imagine me and another human being that's not a girl
But honestly give it a try , you never know , he's good looking and he might have a nice personality and for his family to be involved he's more likely to be serious , the other guy fit drop you for road oh , dem Sabi change mind , no go do had I known and put all your gold in one safe , and frankly you can have them both , use ur head

abobote:
To carry pregnancy is not easy, just as giving pregnancy as well. But these are grace of God.
Outside these, which 99% of women can carry, what differentiate you from the others. That will be actually what you brings to the table..
My wife, like most house wives dont bring much to the table, but I'm satisfy with the way she is taking care of our 3kids, getting up in the morning and get them ready for school, keep the house clean, get our cloths wash, and most importantly prepare different kind of food for the house

You said you doesn't bring much to the table , get a nanny and a chef so that she can go out there and hustle like a man , you think it's beans to cook and clean and do all of that , that's 50/ 50 , better still you should switch places , you stay home and cook , clean and wash and she'll go out to bring money and find out who gets tired first

Uchesis:
But what does she bring to the table before she gets pregnant??





....still the pússy

What's missing from your table ? And where exactly is the table ? Give me an answer

Highman56:
Nice share d personal ones nobody knows u offline

Who told you noone knows me ? I have friends here

judatech:
What do you offer a man that does not want a child?

Make who want am come collect am

RedMac:
You see in this life ennn... You must surely meet a replica of whom you are, either through ur personality, likes, character ...

If as a man u have nothing to bring to the table, how then do u expect to meet a woman who will bring something to the table...

I can't send a clap emoji on nairaland , but I'm clapping , in a sentence you finished the topic

bastardmod:
You're asking me why men don't fight off seduction...why don't women fight off rape?

Nonsense

Overall female education has not contributed positively to the world

Eeeeeew what did I just read tueh

samiabigail:
So I asked this question on FB couple of hours
ago and it got everyone mad with romantic and
erotic answers.


The question was “Mention one instruction women obey
from a men without delay”.



Ómó if you see comment, you go mad.


Well, I decided to bring it down here for Nairalanders to
follow chook mouth for the matter. What instructions do
your girlfriend or wife obey without delay?

Mentioned One Instruction Women Obey From
Men Without Delay or Argument


Drop your comment below

"EVERYBODY LIE DOWN , IF YOU MOVE I SHOOT YOU"

me I have pride I used to do shakara before I send akant details because as you all know I'm a busy career woman I can pay my bills and pay your salary join

illicit:
Hell me answer d door, tell her I am not around....

We've got a winner !!!!!!