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nouveaux:
wat is the cut off mark likes? And admission for Engineering? How many students do they admit? Is the admission free and fair? Wat of school fees?

Cut of mrk--> 50 altho higha scores pay of lata
Admission for eng. Is jux as tight as oda faculties
850 @last admission but let's hop 4higha numb cs of nw structures
Almst notIn is free and fair in Nigeria but if God cud put me there free nd fair... u can free nd fair.
Skul fee is affordabl @102k

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Zynxx

Nt a big deal for me! I do it almost very frequently, nt my fault tho... dnt jst appreciate reading countless meanings to meaningless tnz.









Nt d sex type xo........I dnt care!

Nt rubbished nor ridiculed as d title implies, I'd prefer to use the word 'dwindling mind affluence'. Considering d banking sector, I wnt advise anyone to go for banking and finance evn if u drm to wrk in d bnk but that doesn't mean I'm ridiculing or rubbishing the course. Even medicine has its own pros and cons, the moment you feel you can handle the challenge, you good to go. Talking about the pay, everyone does wt dey do for wteva reasn dey'v got. I used to play some games with friends and I see hw agitated they always are whil tryin to win while I am relaxed wen losing out to them. When they asked why, I smiled and said, "I play games for the fun of it and to feel relaxed." So if I'm eyeing a profession for money, someone else might be doing so for the purpose of research and development. Imagine if bill gate had eyed money when he ought to uncover and discover! So I belive no profession follows your progression but instead all profession has there loop-holes, pros and cons, challenges and idealogy which every candidate has to overcome.

AZeD1:
If you are a programmer, a professional certificate is a waste of time.

What wud u suggest?

faqman:
they are pretty much...
CCNA...
CompA...
etc....
just google search u will see which one suit you...

Let's put google out bro, I wanna hear from people who either have gone tru them or something from professionals in d house. D certificate, its purpose(i.e wt u cn achieve by havin it ), tym frame and cost

pjosh1:
Admission list is out!! I just checked mine on jamb website..i was given admission 2 study computer science.

Welcome to our world!

I'd being wondering about this for quite a while now. What professional certificates can one opt for in the field of computer science in general (i.e programming, graphics,database....), there time frame and cost.

I do no sh-it sport but can damn stick my nose in 4some race. Unfortunately, I'm beginning to believe 9ja's got real 2plexing down alternate dude who know no sh-it about cars or are d cul road gods' probably off cos d roads are bad?

Let GEJ buy from other country for Godsake! I'm getting crazy day by day with his unlogical approaches. Contact germany, russia, japan, china, korea! It's our welfare we're talking about here! Who the hell does America think she is? Goddamit this ridicule, assholes man our leadership positions and make us all subject to ridicules. Who is america to tell us what nd what not to do! They can't keep toiling with our resolves!!!!!!!!!!!!! We ain't dumb and by virtue of dilligence, reservation, inductive reasoning, perseverance and so on... We are much more than this rubbish people. Our problem is our thinking... That's all! Why wait til today before you purchase ammuntions! Grrrrr..... We're dwindling everyday simply because most of us ar damn too myopic. If not we wouldn't be here in the first case.
Kudos to the Nigerian army!!! You doing well but please be more carefully

The long awaited First batch list of the Federal University Oye-Ekiti was today pasted on the Notice board at the administrative building at the School's main campus. Prior to it's release on the school website, you can view a few snapshot @ www.orisun9ja..com

I Zerocool rep the mordern age citadel of knowlege... FUOYE (innovation and character for National transformation)

pjosh1: how's d hostel like and the school in general..

Small advice for ya, just try to secure an accomodation in town though d hostel isn't bad. The school's owk but you must be ready to work hard and read like crazy. Must be well mannered as EXPULSION is no big deal to several offences as stated by the student handbook. Free 24hrs Internet services at your disposal and lots more

Ramtzy: Why always someone...?? If he is real, let him mention the person's name..CRAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Humans! always difficult to please! Well, regardless of what you think, I claim it for myself & family.





@times,all we need do is keep our vague torts to ourselves & key into it.

Sincere 9gerian: The lazy and unproductive lecturers should step aside for new lecturers who are ready to work. Atleast the new lecturers will learn from the sacked ones never to sacrifice their job on the alter of trade unionism.

If we'r not careful trade unionism will grow and become an untameble monster.

Yes workers can make demands but when they become unreasonable, they should be shown the way out. Only God knows what would have become of America if Ronald Reagan, then American president, did not sack 11, 345 air traffic controllers after a two-day strike. He did the right thing to avoid DANGEROUS precedent. Nobody is indispensable. Not even the president of Nigeria

most of we student dn't evn understand dat ASUU is fighting 4us! mtcheew! we kip gettin mor unproductiv graduat evry yr nd yet u ain't bugged, huh? I knw of a new federal uni wer der engineering and science faculty do "real practicals" for 3days evry week whil our old uni only do alternatve 2practicals! The uni has a 24hrs wi-fi service for both students nd lecturers whil our old uni hav notin 2shw for. So WAKE UP! we'd rather eat notin dan eat gibberish!!!!!!! THE MONEY's OURS SO, SPEND IT FOR US!!!!

s'ogo eyin (looks up whilst walking)

wooos (he's always like *wooos come here*

Desire (she's fully breasted & tort econs den.) we wer always like *ma, wot do u desire*

martronilla: no nigerian girl wants to date a child... happy new month

thats wer maturity comes in! @op wake up! i once dated a 21yrs old lady wen i was 16.........! so, wake up!

[color=#ff0000] I'm simply a lost learner..... [/color] Care to help? my email is yk4love38@yahoo.com

kemika: Pastor that verse talks about dwelling place not a place to be used only three times or so a year. I think expansion will be better than having a new one at that cost! We all cannot deny how hard it is to see a clean billonair in this country. Do we honestly think ppl like bill gate or Dangote will give to such course instead of fighting malaria, Aids and polio with their hard -earned money? Don't we think the ''dirty' billionairs are thinking they can buy their way to heaven? Cant we correct that mentality?

if u have you give, you don't you dont! nobody dey force u! if na polio u wan fight, fight am na u get ur money! if na bury u wan bury am, nobody send u!!!! Weda clean or dirty are you God I prefer a new one! yes a brand new one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

idnoble135: ^
I dont want to attack his person. I dont do it. But if he truly is a pastor, he needs to learn how to talk. He does have to use crude words to make his points clear.

No mata wat your edu attainments are, i'm sure you're not yet a VC nor Mathematician! I'm sure if God had not called him wen he did, academically you can't be his match! If he really needs to learn how to talk, you can get him a teacher!

frosbel: God dwells in the midst of his people, he needs no physical temples any more.

It's like a MAN using his savings to expand his house when his wife and children are eating from hand to mouth, he will be called a FOOL. A wise man will meet the needs of his wife and children before embarking on other projects.

Same in this instance, building a bigger auditorium when your people are starving , homeless and have gigantic needs is SIN.

Even worse , in the midst of all these mega needs the pastor and his family live like kings in mansions, drive exotic cars and eat in 5 star restaurants, literally feeding off the money from these poor people.

This is called WICKEDNESS and an evil thing.

See who's talking!!! You could've said Solomon's temple was a waste of resources if you were there at that time. Hey! RCCG members are not shouting! The workers are not dying! The ministers aren't grumbling! The pastors aren't complaining! WHO ART THOU! For the pastors we know, ministers we know, workers we know, members we know but you we know not!

If you ain't intrested, walk away! Joy to the WISE, Joy to ME, I refuse to be a FOOL.

It's amazing how Nigerians can think, we don't ever think of fishing without being fed fish! Now don't make it look like you really care for this needy cos you really don't! All you ever wanted was to back your critism up with issue that'll pull the crowd!

Listen, there's a purse for the needy and besides, people are always ready to help! So, i'll advice you get a proper analysis next time.

mysticgal: It is not good to rape i hope this comment is good

is it?

frosbel: Can Adeboye ensure that there is not ONE needy person among his church members before he embarks on this multi-billion naira project to build a 3-km Long Church Auditorium.

This is madness, building more and more edifices while our people are almost dying of hunger, a classical case of taking money from the needy and using it to build babels to the glory of MAN. Reminds me of India who are investing in more weapons of mass destruction when 60% of their people starve, talk of misplaced priorities.

Do not give a penny to this project , pay your rent, bills , feed your children and then give to the poor and needy around you. Go to the Lord in prayer before you donate a penny, I am sure there are worthier causes all around us.

People, it is time you follow JESUS and stop enriching MEN and their dreams. You do not need to go to a specific place to find Jesus, if we have the Spirit , he is always present for he has said " I will never leave you or forsake you ".

Free yourselves from MEN, follow JESUS, on judgement day Adeboye will not save you or stand in for you, on judgement day RCCG will not save you, now is the time to do the right thing and go back to new testament Christianity.

Gosh! this is so so so disgusting! its amazing how fellow humans reason atimes.irrational! You expect him to start distributing money right?? oh yea! i'm sure if he does, you among many others will be the first to point accussing fingers.


May I modify or perhaps correct the impression we all have here pls? RCCG isn't buildiing a 3km by 3km auditorium but a 10km by 10km auditorium!


Oops, have you heard about the youth center I guess you haven't mehn! cos if you have, you'd have had an heart attack right before now ;-) Its so cute, gorgeous, ravishing, fascinating, awesome, captivating, tantalizing, magnificient, terriffic and.....(heart attacks)


The stampade that occurred during the last convention was due to the lack of sufficient space. We really don't want this to occur again and that's why we are building a new auditorium. We aren't expanding the current one. You can't even do that, cos there's no space for expansion due to the erection of various structures by its sides.

Pls cap me! Quote me! Highlight my words! beef me! whateva! it changes nothing!



toodles!!!!!!!

ayobase: Nobody forces anybody Mr. Man!
Do u know what the word, 'Cajole' means in this context?

Did the man promise anything in return.

Misfortunes?
Don't u hear warning several times from men of God.

God doesn't bring misfortunes on His children, we do!

I think its about time we knew about our various right(s)! For godsake! its only a paranoia that'll use such word as "cajole" in this context. Its a voluntary donation for goodness sake!

@op- tanks for the info, wasnt chanced to be @d convention and now that i'm informed, i'd better start preparing my quotta!


you can beaf me for all i care! if u aren't in then, u're out nd if you're not in, its not your business wat happens there!!!




toodles....

PDP will win if APC picks Buhari in 2015 – Presidency •Buhari is light, Jonathan darkness – CPC’s ex-spokesman The Presidency has said that if the newly registered All Progressives Congress picks a former Head of State, Maj.-Gen. Muhammadu Buhari, as its presidential candidate, the 2015 election will be a walkover for the Peoples Democratic Party. The Presidency was apparently hitting back at the APC, which earlier said that it would be a disaster for any party to field President Goodluck Jonathan in the 2015 election. The Special Adviser to the President on Political Matters, Ahmed Gulak, stated this in a telephone interview with one of correspondents in Abuja on Thursday. He also commented on other APC leaders, including Asiwaju Bola Tinubu and a former Minister of the Federal Capital Territory, Mallam Nasir El-Rufa’i. He said, “As far as that merger is concerned, the calculation of the Congress for Progressive Change elements is that Buhari will stand for the election. If he stands for the election, it is a walkover for the PDP; so, we are praying that they field Buhari.” While stating that he had information that Tinubu was not interested in the presidential race, Gulak added that El-Rufa’i did not have the qualities that could qualify him to contest the presidential election. He said, “Tinubu is not interested in the presidential race. I have it on good authority that Tinubu is not interested. “El-Rufa’i is not a politician. When we are talking about politicians who are likely candidates, we don’t talk about people like El-Rufa’i. We are talking about political politicians. “But in all, the President has yet to declare his intention whether he will re-contest or not. When the time comes in 2014, we will know whether he will offer himself for a second term or not. As of now, we are here to work for Nigerians.” Gulak said that the APC was too young to decide the fate of the President if the PDP fielded him for the 2015 presidential election. He said since the APC had just been registered by the Independent National Electoral Commission, its leaders must first learn the political ropes before commenting on who should be fielded by the PDP. He said, “The APC that was just born yesterday should not have the mouth to talk. “They should mind their own business and face the struggle ahead of them. They should stop focusing on what PDP will do or will not do, that is none of their business.” The presidential aide said so far, the APC did not have any potential presidential candidate that could give a Jonathan sleepless night if he decided to re-contest in 2015. But the National Publicity Secretary of the defunct Congress for Progressive Change, Mr. Rotimi Fashakin, said his (Gulak) statement was the “hallmark” of a dying regime. He said that Buhari was head and shoulder above Jonathan. He said, “Putting Buhari and President Jonathan side by side is like putting light and darkness together. Buhari is head and shoulder above Dr. Goodluck Jonathan, who is occupying the nation’s highest seat. “It is Nigerians who will determine who will win the 2015 election, but we know that in a free and fair election, Jonathan does not stand a chance against Buhari. Let him say whatever he wants. “The PDP primaries could be manipulated for the President. We have said it that the PDP will be in the opposition as from 2015.” Describing Buhari as a patriot, the former CPC spokesman said Nigerians knew that the administration had been lying against the former head of state over the insurgency in the North. He stated, “It should be clear to all now that the people planning the insurgency are within Goodluck Jonathan’s regime. “It makes no absolute sense that the insurgency is Islamic when people were bombed in Kano during Ramadan. It is totally incongruous. That is to show you that it is not Islamic in any way. It is about vicious politics, which this regime is playing.” Fashakin stated that with the kind of leadership Jonathan and the PDP had provided in the last three years, it would be difficult for the President to win the 2015 presidential election. He said, “We know the truth. Nigerians know the truth; that the kind of leadership that President Jonathan and the PDP have shown us in the last three years has been nothing to write home about. “It shows that in terms of leadership at the highest level, Gen. Buhari is head and shoulder above anybody they can present in the PDP.”



www.nigerianeye.com/2013/08/pdp-will-win-if-apc-picks-buhari-in.html?m=1

GOVERNOR Kashim Shettima of Borno on Monday in Maiduguri said that the All Progressives Congress (APC) would adopt a new leadership style and offer exemplary leadership to Nigerians. Shettima told newsmen that the party would tackle poverty in the country by addressing their underlining causes. ``Governance is not about having large sums of money in bank accounts, it is about changing peoples’ lives for the better. ``The APC will no doubt meet the aspirations of the people, especially those at the grassroots by improving their living conditions,’’ he said. He said the party would create jobs in the agricultural, industrial and other sectors of the economy, to address the root causes of poverty at the grassroots level. ``We have to evolve strategies to create jobs for our youths because youth employment is crucial to the survival of the nation. ``Very soon we will leave office and all the security apparatus around us will be gone and we will return and live with the people,’’ he said. The governor urged Nigerian leaders to safeguard the future by striving hard to tackle unemployment among the youth. He commended the Borno Youth Vigilante Group for tackling the Boko Haram insurgency, and described them as God sent. According to him, the emergence of the vigilante group can best be described as divine intervention; hitherto everybody is afraid to talk about Boko Haram. ``By now a group of youths, armed with only sticks and cutlasses have succeeded in chasing and apprehending the gunmen known as Boko Haram militants,’’ he said. Shettima said that government would soon offer employ opportunity to members of the group as a reward for their courage.

www.ngrguardiannews.com/national-news/129710-apc-will-adopt-new-leadership-style-says-shettima

seedord247: GO TO SOUTH AFRICA AND SEE WHAT THEY CALL UNIVERSITY..

THEIR LECTURERS DONT GO ON STRIKE..

THEIR LECTURERS DONT ASK FOR BRIBE OR SLEEP WITH THEIR FEMALE STUDENTS.

THEIR ENVIRONMENT IS CONDUCIVE FOR LEARNING..

ITS A PITY THAT THEY STILL USE BLACKBOARD IN NIGERIA UNIVERSITY WHILE IN OTHER COUNTRIES THEY USE PROJECTOR TO TEACH STUDENT.

BRB

not all uni uses blackboard, my uni's got countless magnetic boards. we also gat a few projectors. Wifi works for gud 24 evryday. The ICT is crazily wondaful amng odas <no beaf intended>

I stil wonder wat the hell's wrong with U.I !!! OMG!

Quite a very long post.

Adamskuty: So mary got fvcked at d age of 12 according to the bible.. Hmm! Nawaa ooh!

The bible i know of contains no such thing, so i can't really fathom where that guy got that appalling statement from. Anyway i'd like to state a few things here.
{re-call luke 1vs28 ...blessed art thou among women} Would you refer to a 17yrs old girl as a woman? [/color]Infact it takes marriage to refer to a 23 yrs old lady as a woman! Yet, Mary wasn't married yet she was being referred to as a woman [color=#990000] which simply implies she wasn't a minor, teen or a naive chap.

[color=#000000][/color] Now lets generally consider this scenerio


[ 6yrs after retrenchment from a well paid Federal appointment]

<The landlord approaches Mr Ibu>
Mr Saka- I'm sorry Ibu my good friend but according to court orders you'll have to sublime in two weeks
Mr Ibu- I promise i'll settle you once i'm done with d payment of the 15million naira loan i took while in service in the next 10years
Mr Saka- If i hear! After living in here for complete 5yrs without a rent?
Mr Ibu-<blushes> I didn't choose to live this way too... How i wish i had other means to pay
Mr Saka- {eyes opens wide} Of course you do, it's only that you ain't wise enough to do the right tin
Mr Ibu-<cheers up> I do?
<scene goes on and on>
Light fades.
[/color]
Mr Ibu- My daughter, you see, before your mother breath her last breath i promised to take care of u
Sonia- Which you've always done daddy
Mr Ibu- Sonia, the landlord will drive us out of his house into the cold tomorro
Sonia- but why daddy....<close to tears> i don't like cold.
Mr Ibu- The only option we're left with is you marrying Mr Saka
Sonia-[smiling] Daddy when will you stop using big big grammars... How do you mean Marry?
Mr Ibu- Marry? It simply means living with someone who's more caring than daddy
Sonia- Really?
Mr Ibu- yea but as time goes on you'll understand beta
Sonia- That's awesome cul daddy, i like it

[color=#000000]
++ he had simply taken advantage of the naitivity of the young girl++

now what happens after....


[ Sonia kept screaming amist tears]

Sonia- I want to see my Daddy! I want to go home!
Mr Saka- This is now your home, you're married to me
Sonia-{amist uncontrollable tears} Plsssss plssss let me go plssss
Mr Saka- You are now mine, dear
Sonia- I'm not your dear, "my father told me" that i should marry u not be your wife! You old bastard!

++confusion++

Mr Saka- Will you shut up! My last child who is 25yrs older than you dare not insult me!!! My 5th wife is 19yrs older than you yet she dares not insult me!!! My grandchildren are atleast 5yrs older than you yet they there not insult me! Now you this 8yrs old wife of mine has the got to.... <continues to rant>

++Imagine the emotional stress this young girl has faced @the very tender age of hers++.

<Grandchildren comes visiting. Rahi 13yrs, Beti 15, Louis 19 and Helen 23>

Mr Saka- Sonia!
Sonia- {amist tears} Sir!
Mr Saka- These are my grandchildren, there daddy brought them this morning.
Sonia-{amist severe tears} Let me go and live with my daddy too
Mr Saka- Get inside!
Rahi- Why's she crying grandpa
Mr Saka- She's naughty
Rahi- Why did u take her away from her daddy?
Mr Saka- don't mind her
Helen-<chuckles> Is that the new wife mum n dad talks about @night?
Mr Saka- {blushes} you mean...
Rahi- Sis is this not the repulsive act you told me of?
Helen- oh! Of course it is baby brother
Rahi- Then grandpa must be really really really wicked

on and on and on and on!

[@ the hospital]

Doctor- {Mr Saka and Ibu sitted right before him} Well, Mr Saka, you see, we tried our very best..... Your daughter is dead.
Mr Ibu- you mean my daughter's dead?
{Doctor stares at Mr Saka}
Mr Saka- She's actually my wife
Doctor- What! She's just only 9yrs! Oh, little wonder why she suffered from an acute Nervous tension and shock which lead to a devastating conjurctivitis which lead to the brain tumor that developed towards the from hemisphere of the.......
Mr Saka- oh God!
Doctor- but she left a very shocking message for you guys before she died....

Although i'm a novice to internet and browsing stuffs, still yet i'd like to make some cash on my own. Could this be possible? The funniest thing's that i don't even have a laptop.... Pls put me through if possible.