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lilzcee:
Hi, guys i really can't explain were the problem came from, i read my ass out, i even did midnight reading buh in the exam hall i always forgot what i read, am doing 11 courses and am not even sure of passing more than 2 courses, the first day i stepped my leg into the school gate, i didn't like the school, a new federal university in one village like that, the school have a low tolerance of exam malpractise, u can't even sort any lecturer, i heard the school doesn't tolerate low cgpa and am afraid of being expelled because of low cgpa, i did very poorly in the exam, the school spaced everybody doing the exam period, i planned to find out from a jujuman what is wrong with me, i need help, my parents spent a lot of money on me i can't afford to let them down

What department are you? What was your motivation?

My reality describes programming as relatively easy.

bchi:
what are the importance of c#?. im on it, still learning it. Thanks for your answer.

A geek already

Swahili0:
i just need help dats all

Take a deep breath, accept the reality (you feel for ladies), make resolution (I don't want this), keep your resolution clearly in your head, be very clear, distinct and strict with yourself, deliberately acknowledge the urge and refute it (I know I feel this way but I'm not gonna ever step into it), turn your resolution to your daily memory verse and pray about it.

GateKeeper247:
I do have it; how do i send it to you?

please I need the link too... yk4love38@yahoo.com

Hiploko:
at whose expense The poor buyer and consumer who has to pay extra N12k to eat lower quality rice.. Just Negodu how a zone b reasons... Where una brain dey domiciled sef!

It's typical of Nigerians to talk before thinking so I'm not really amazed here. What you call low quality rice was what the foreigners once had before they upgraded due to high patronage and the price, it will begin to drop as the quantity in the market increases. I understand your plight but let's get it right once an for all. Shalom.

An incident happened far back in 2006 and the presiding judge as far as I'm concerned didn't treat the case 'well'. I would've preferred an industrial court but I don't seem to trust the judicial system. I'd like to forward a petition to the EFCC as the whole scenario is clustered around finances but how to do this is all I seek. All help is warmly welcomed!

What the hell took him so long! I want the case re-investigated!!!

bamisepeters:
Unlike the female counterpart, it is easier to cool an angry husband, you don't need to go on 50days dry fasting because the weapon to cool them lies within you the wife.

Men are just one funny being created to make life easier for women. If you want to cool him just do one or all of these:

1. Prepare to tell him how much he means to you:

Women love sweet words, so as men. No matter how angry a man can be a woman can make him come back to who he used to be through making him know how important his happiness means to her and his home. 

You must be ready to treat him like a child especially if you are the cause of the anger. You need to allow him be alone for a while before you go to him with mindset to restore life into him, of course, if you cannot make him happy, who will? 

2. Prepare the table with his best meal:

To win a man you must be ready to make his stomach yarn for the produce of your hands from the kitchen.

Even if he doesn't like heavy food, once you known the best of what he loves to eat you have nailed him.

If it is a serious issue that caused the anger, once you have prepared the table with what he loves to eat, if you are not there he will quickly taste out of that which you have prepared behind you not minding if you have poisoned it.

3. Prepare the bed to satisfy his sexual desires

After satistfying his stomach the bed is already feeling the heat as it will be the battle field to put a complete full stop to whatever anger that might be waging third-world-war inside him.

If the food fails, this will not fail if you really know how to seduce your man.

The funny part of this is that even if he is tired that on a normal day he will give you that "i am tired" attitude, the strength will come from no where because men loves the wife to be submisive and it gives them sense of responsibility.

I am just afraid you(the woman) will bare the brunt as you will feel him more than you have ever felt him, that his where he feels he can use the rode to correct you not to make that mistake again, in this case, no sparing the rode to spoil any child, sorry, no room as immediate correction is necessary.

You can see men are very easy to handle unlike women, you need million theories to understand them.

With men; Life is good!


Source: http://bamisepeters..com.ng/2016/11/to-cool-angry-husband-takes-no-stress.html

I doubt the efficacy as well as the potency of this but I sure believe it'll work abroad but here in Nigeria response to this'll be quite low depending on how angry the man is. For extremist like me I don't wanna hear anything o until baba God cool me down by himself GBAM!

A dream come tru

Merlissa:
I have a dream that one day we would have a FEMALE president in Nigeria..

Gosh! Like seriously, have you ever had a female boss?? I love the prospect itself but having the afore mentioned might trigger a re-think.

Ojugunrege:
@Op....sorry to be a spoilsport but the theme of this thread worries my ever safety conscious mind

it beats me that people can be celebrating their best suicide attempts?

SPEED KILLS!!!

I'm sorry not everyone thinks that way. We could get drown if we swim yet we do. In fact, what exactly doesn't kill?

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Looking forward to 120MPH till then...

chinnyness122:
Mark 11:12-14 says,
The next day, as they were coming back from Bethany, Jesus was hungry. He saw in a distance a fig tree covered with leaves, so He went to see if He could find any figs on it. But when He came to it, he found only leaves, BECAUSE IT WAS NOT THE RIGHT TIME FOR FIGS. Jesus said to the fig tree " No one shall ever eat figs from you again!" And His disciples heard Him.

then verses 20-21 says
Early the next morning, as they walked along the road, they saw the fig tree. It was dead all the way down to its root. Peter remembered what happened and said "look, Teacher, the fig tree you cursed has died!"

So my brethren, I ask, because I am not understanding. since it wasn't time for the fig to bear fruits, was He really expecting to see some figs up there? I know every fruit and.plants have their seasons. Is there suppose to be some kinda miracle fruit up there?
Pls someone should explain plz, I want to understand.

# no hating# no cursing#
Mods pls. I need answers

Jesus needed a real life example to pass a very shocking message. He knew how cruel the act would seem in the eyes of men but he also knew how grave the message he was to pass was and so he wrote the message in a language that is highly groaning to the spirit. Halleluyah!

It is and should be punishable by the law. There are innumerable ways of making a child eat mehn!

Handing over to police should be for investigation but the culprit here is crystal clear! #jungle_justice!!!!!!!!!!


#if(IsRapist)
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CatchThemKillThem(culprit);
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try them
If guilty kill them
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Think clearly before quoting me mehn!

Just type:
God bless Nigeria

A million and one things the current administration has not done well fly around everyday coupled with a series of unmanned insults of all gravity. Unfortunately we Nigerians are often uninformed and we tend to criticize based on previous experiences and a myopic analysis of current implementations with reference to futuristic growth or development. I have faith in a better Nigeria and not any dispensation, yet I do not believe this current administration isn't doing anything whatsoever.
So please just for a minute, withhold your grievances and state any thing you know this current administration has or is putting in place to fix or forestall situations in this country.
God bless Nigeria

EnyojoAmos:
Lazy administration. Just wasting time and money on irrevances.

I quite dis-agree, mehn!


Development as commenced yet a lot can't see it. Go inquire from students of the universities that had there VC sacked recently. I am a fan of development and not of buhari, maybe that's why I can fathom his ciphered dealings...

anonimi:
Which one of them is clean?
Is it Buhari or who?

Yea, maybe none but it'd have being cool if he hadn't done anything they could use against him. Most especially because he is loquacious.

herbie27:
They're really seeking for means to remove that man from office.

They wouldn't have stood a chance if he were clean.

cktheluckyman:
why don't you leave their oyel and stick to your groundnut and cocoa

We are better off those days we had no focus on oil! All the giant structures in the SW were built then! We have highly rated institutions.... all developed with cocoa income. You'd better wake the hell up from all this irreasonable mentality!

Kagarko:
A scheme planned by the Igbos.

Why is it needed now not during GEJ regime.



God will expose the perpetuators of that evil plan.

God bless Nigeria and Nigerians.

I don't seem to understand how this "massacre" is linked to or fabricated by the igbo people...

I'm a noble computer scientist and I need friends who are constantly thinking of technology. I do C#, websites, design databases schema and work on system analysis.
I just need friends who are constantly thinking out of the box!

Now, I've been wondering what'll happen if there's a sudden incitement of the various fulani herds men "parties" nationwide. This men are located almost everywhere within this nation and just this evening I felt my heart leap as I sighted herds men and their herds of cattle along my street. So I'm curious, Do we go around with weapons just in case?? Do we trust the government?? Do we form a defense line in our various communities?? What do farmers do when these herd wander into there farms? Sit and watch??
Do farmers begin to spray poison on their plants? If we don't stand down, they don't and the government keeps this mute.... Am I perceiving conflict that might lead to a civil crisis (war)??












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marvelous000:
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Really haven't seen what i was expecting from drivers here.


This is how i know it is done:-

MANUAL DRIVE

When brake fails and you're on speed.

*hold clutch and discharge all gear to the last gear(gear one).

*when that is done. Release your clutch completely and instantly. Your car will jerk back, hold the clutch again and release it, continue like that until it comes to a stop.


AUTOMATIC:

Lol.. This one na to phone Baba God say you dey show

Well, God no go allow us experience bad thing
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The only mistake I believe you made was that you didn't turn off the ignition. That's why I prefer manual vehicles... I don't see a way of stopping auto vehicles.


I've stopped several cars by turning off the ignition after cluthing down with the gear back to the highest gear #1. If the ignition is on, then that might be equivalent to a "jump start"







I drove once without clutch... twas terrible and interesting tho but at least it saved me some embarrassment.

kendrick9:
This Op is either foolish or insane...Has fayose been travelling 100 times a month like buhari, No... so there is no basis for comparison here.. buhari has been galavanting around the world since he took over power and has achieved absolutely nothing from those travels.... buhari is just an incompetent buffoon

Lolz.. Buhari, an incompetent buffoon? No! You're simply making a mistake mehn! You frantically need to slow down to think.

Thank God! No more igbolization of the system! #1 ope o! Let's hope prof K go hot, else, we'l have to add his name to the "die a wicked death" prayer list!

ladyF:
Hmmm a kid at 15 driving? Some kids will still be so short, their legs won't' get to the pedals . I strongly disagree luv

I started driving b4 15 and b4 18 I was explicitly an awesome guy behind d wheels. I'm over 20 yet ma old man's still like "you ain't driving cos of wt ppl wil say if an accident occurs". Parental figments of fear has limited everything Nigerian youngsters can do!

----could remember mum saying swimming does no good than to kill-------
--------learning to play musical instruments as a kid is like signing a F9 contract --------
-------stunt is just like signing a death contract--------
--------build your brain nt ur muscle---------
lolz

Dmayor7:
Hahahhaa am just pulling your legs o...
Abeg fimisile joor

If u sabi dis hackin just jami si na

Dmayor7:
Z

Nigerians never disappoint!

I dnt have d tym, energy and resources! Most tym d intrest I have cools out very fast xo... I dnt go abt chasing