₦airaland Forum

Skalley- best male pop vocal perfomance
Terry G- best album of d year
Timaya- best self-confident artiste, lol hahaha lets be serious,most Nigerian artistes sing commercial songs and not box office songs. Having said dat,i tip Asa cos dat girl has a lot of brain in her little head.

Come o guys,e b lyk say an artificial hymen don dey oh, Viaga Seal or wetin dem kal am sef

freecocoa:
Na them go lose,I don't even like that thing not to talk of buying it for #70 naira,my fiber biscuit and coca cola is just fine,na my friend I dey pity,dem use gala swear for her.

haha, lwkmd
Good riddance to bad rubbish,since 4 years ago i'v not tasted Gala,Meaty n oda brands av been ma companion. Gala ko,Galala ni!

ELECTRICITY
INTERNET
FACEBOOK
COPY AND PASTE
*think about it*

Wow, GEJ has moved to deep waters oh, according to the Yorubas "oti gun igi koja ewe", he has climbed d tree way past d leaves. I feel sorry 4 d man

Though fuel subsidy removal is d right step 4 9ja,i dont think it is feasible right nw. Nigerians,get ur acts 2geda! Dnt let us neglect BH,dey r killing us in tens daily! Pls,GEJ, handle d issue of security very tight,i beg u!

Good! And now,d excess cash realised therein will be wasted on newspaper centrespreads,showing hw Jonathan luvs Nigeria by giving us a New year gift by plunging us into economic darkness!
As if d threat of Boko Haram,Niger Delta,corruption,epileptic power supply,decayed infrastructure,dwindling education and crime rate are not enough,d man goes ahead to add dis to d list! Happy new year,GEJ!

The good
1. I thank God for the gift of protection ova my lyf. I travelled to and fro Akure-Abeokuta-Lagos more dan 15 tymes in d month of August. No sort of accident.
2. My moma got her well-deserved promotion at her workplace.
3. Finally got admitted by a university.
4. Got a new GF afta 1 yr of being single.
The bad and d ugly
1. More dan 10 deaths av been recorded in our sch dis semester(4 in december alone)
2. D brother of a friend of mine lost his GF on Christmas Day (killed by a vigilante)
, looking 4wd 2 a beta 2012! What more can i say ma Jehovah noni!

dondiggy:
Don't know if is too early to open dis thread, any way y'all should try nd knock out JAMB 1st, UNAAB base dere admission on aggregate

Exactly,bro. Damn too early. Dey shud just cool off 4 maybe till June

It beats my imagination dat as we innocent Nigerians are going about our lives,somehow,somewhere,some people are manufacturing bombs to kill people on New Year's day. They are at it nw. And d funniest part is dis,They will blow up some Church or Police HQ,56 people will die,Nigerians will condemn it in newspapers,FG will tell u they already have d perpetrators in their net(lmao) and that there is nothing to fear about. Funniest of all,this same terrorists will give us their next targets!!!
Im afraid for 9ja oh!

Obi1kenobi:
Threads like this make me genuinely ashamed to be a Nigerian. Just imagine those foreigners that peruse this forum and reading threads like this. I can't say the Igbo people on this thread have covered themselves in glory but despite the pathetic attempt at being coy from the Yoruba's here, the original article was a transparent attempt at juvenile one-upmanship by the OP who everyone knows adds nothing but his ethnic bigotry to Nairaland.

Just a little question for the squabbling people here: do you have Yoruba/ Igbo friends and how do they fit all your stereotypes about  the other tribe? I've always found it ridiculous how some people ascribe virtue to their people and demonize others (more common among Yorubas if I'm being totally honest). Just simply ridiculous.

leave d fools alone

Kai,NL!!!!!!
Diz thread shud b renamed 2 ''LEGEND OF THE CURSERS season Bleep, ,There iz hardly any thread here on #land without some modaf'king idiots throwing foul language at each other. They wont even address d issue on ground,dey prefer 2 fan their all-time-low ego everytime dey come online. Freecocoa,Aigbofa n co,continue d gud wrk,im luving diz film lol

TRUTHTELA:
And I repeat, EMPTY BARRELS, Y'ALL ARE NOT TIRED YET? EACH TRIBE WILL RUSH TO THE INTERNET THAT A WHITE MAN CREATED & WILL BE BOASTING. I FOUND IT VERY AMUSING THAT ANY TRIBE IN A banana republic ( NIGERIA ) like yours, will have anything to BOAST ABOUT. Every TRIBE is been kept in DARKNESS, NO WATER, NO HEALTHCARE, LIVES ON $2 A DAY, NO ACCESS ROAD, BEEN CATEGORIZED AS A FAILED NATION in the Int'l community, your GREEN passport is a TABOO, so what can you YOURBA'S & IBOS be proud of Shame on you all.

With all the noise about been the most EDUCATED & all worth not, The last time I checked, MICROSOFT, FACEBOOK, APPLE, HP, DELL,GOOGLE,BLACKBERRY, CARS & ALL THE THINGS YOU RELY ON FOR SURVIVAL, WAS INVENTED & DEVELPOED BY A WHITE MAN. SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SHOW NOTHING!!! NL, is free, y'all keep making noise & be deceiving yourself. EMPTY BARRELS!!!

make we hear word jor,wat r u doing 2 remedy d situation? Where r ur own inventions? Dumbass
@bluetooth,abeg no mind am jor

kingoflag:
I hope GEJ rules till 2015, then succeeds in his single term 7yr tenure. Then, hopefully, in the 6th year of that "Single term " 7yr tenure he presents another proposal to the Senate and asks Nigeria to be transformed into a Monarchy. Maybe, when hunger don kill all of una by 2045, una go wake up.

A greedy, incompetent, thieving monster of a man ---whose first proposed bill to Senate was how he could strong arm himself into power FOREVER---- is taking you all for a ride, and eyin dondorun, una just stay there open mouth like fish out of water. GEJ is as evil as they come. He doesn't care. He clearly thinks the[b] ONLY[/b] reason to be President is a means to enrich one's self. He has seen OBJ, IBB, YAR'ADUA and co go from rags to stupendous riches and in his head all he's thinking is "Ope O, God don butter my bread".

GEJ has no good intentions for Nigeria and the sooner Nigerians realize that--- and rise up and throw him and the present crop of thieves ruling in Nigeria out of power--- the better. Until then, good luck, and don't forget to enjoy your fresh air; thats if Boko Haram doesn't bomb you into next century in their next attack. Na Una vote am o, so enjoy.

hahahahahahaha!! Nice writeup man,u speak my mind.
As 4 me,im rating no even reach 0%,i go give am -0.000025% rating. Tank God i didnt vote 4 d dumbass

aribisala0:
People who fart are happier than those who don't
People who sh1t are happier than people who can't
People who bleep are happier than those who don't
People who get paid for sex are happier than those who don't
People who score goals are happier than those who don't
People who kidnap are happier than those who get kidnapped
People who kill are happier than those who get killed
People who win elections are happier than those who don't
People who beat their wives are happier than those who don't
People who give blow jobs are happier than those who don't
People who receive blow jobs are happier than those who don't
and Finally When it rains
People who have Umblelas are happier than those who don't

lmao.funny man

Nigeria has just 3 people. GEJ,Patience and d rest

This thread is getting sillier by d day. Maybe wen Boko haram bombs you modaf'kers in ya dungsh*t,den y'al wil get back 2 d topic's main point, Boko Haram, im not taking sides here cos u need delievarance. May God help u.
*peace out*

Osijot:
Drey what's up merry xmas

im gud jare,same 2 ya.
@fantasy n co,oya drop ur discussions,thread don start b dat
@deetwo, hey man xup! I c u jare, hope u enjoying d hols?!

Ok guyz,FreeWindz is in d building, oga Harjibode,i c u jor, abeg mak una kul temper,u jambites,na nxt yr b d tyme diz thread go flow wella, add me up on Fb ADURAMIMO FREEWINDZ DHARHEY n lets yarn. Proudly FUNAABite
*peace out*

Hey guys out there,d race has already begun as per admissions to d prestigious FUNAAB,formerlly knwn as UNAAB, any info on admission 2 d institution would b given out. Just drop ur O 'level n course n lets talk.

Spartacus.lol

No pun intended,
Difference btw science and commercial questions==>
Commercial question:
1.What is ur name? (5 marks)
Science question:
1.a)What is ur name n origin?
b)Derieve a relation btw ur name,surname n origin.
c)Using ur derivation,find ur middle name,given dat ur surname remains constant.
d)Make a graphical representation of ur derivation.
e)Find d slope of d graph,
(5 marks)
.
.
.
Science class,we no dey carry last! Lol

Off d record,Mikel is a piece of junk. His arrogance shows in his play also. Well,i dont blame him,i blame 9ja coaches who cant luk beyond a retarded 23 yr old who scored just 2 goals ova a 5 yr period

babaowo:
sugarcane tree,pawpaw tree,coconut tree,palm kernel tree,ground it to powder and be using it to eat bean 3 to 5 times daily,it work wonders,infact u will b taller than coconut tree lolz

hahaha, very funny comment.
Abeg evri 1 mesef i b shorty o,i want a comprehensive diet

'I'm glad i didn't marry a Nigerian, '
Ouch,dat sucks nw,doesnt it,Mrs Nuttal?

Im terrible wen it comes to travelling around d country.
Have only being to 5 capitals namely:
Ikeja(obviously)
Abeokuta(i currently reside here)
Akure
Osogbo
Ibadan

I would say dat im very impressed with wot i saw while in Akure,i stayed dere for 4 days so i was opportuned 2 explore d city,its gud,nice roads n all dat. D person saying dat Ore-Ondo-Akure road is bad,i beg 2 differ. D road is a glory 2 behold.

Abeokuta is THE WORST capital i've eva been 2. I stay der nw cos im a student of Unaab. Mehn,d whole city is a very big embarrasment 2 Nigeria. Dirty towns abound,like Lafenwa,Sapon,Kuto 2 mention but a few. D roads r just too narrow,especially d Abeokuta-Ibadan road,d road z in single lane(u dont make a major expressway in single lane 4 crying out loud!).
Even d state huz in Kuto z a shame. Only Oke Ilewo is a bit OK. D place z DIRTY

folahann:
Asa (Asha)
Asa (Asha)
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Asa Asa Asa Asa Asa, dat gurl z amazing!

I luv,luv Asa! She's a dynamite anytime i listen 2 her i feel transported 2 anoda realm. I also luv 2face,Naeto C n MI. I also luv JB,R.Kelly and Beyonce

dramenda:
is that not CAC lion of judah pastor?his he dead? please i need a responce.

dead news. He's dead abt 3 mths ago

Honestly Op u got it wrong here. I definately give a damn about a girl's hair,and i dont hesitate 2 praise a nice job if i c one. Some hairstyles can turn me on

Emmyk:
lol. Oh yeah! You didnt remember the page about Olumo Rock in the MacMillian book?

yea,i rmbr,i tink Agbo went der right?

Who rmbrs Bola and Rose,d two friends? I heard dat Rose was raped on d nite she n Bola went 2 d cinema. It was later discovered dat Bola set her up. Rose was so mad dat didnt talk 2 her again,was why Bola had 2 trek 5km in d heavy rain to her house n apologise!

Emmyk:
Olumo Rock's now the hide out of Bokoharams!

er, pardon me,was dat meant to be a joke?