₦airaland Forum

signature2012:
Very wicked bro.Their kids and family won't be affected o.All they will do is to go to their inner vault and bring out dollars for them,when they come abroad,they will spend it lavishly.Na we the masses go suffer am.

When last did you hear them cry "sai baba"?They are the ones that will suffer it more,cause they have put much hope on the " body odour" baba and he has disappointed them.

Where is even my friend " passhingshot"?please your attention is needed here.

Durentt:
okay dis is funny, i was layin my bed nd i feel down laughing. Guy tanks for making me laff dis nite joor

Durentt:
Pls oooh am a student looking for a part time job So i hav a aunty who works at a gym So i told her am lukin for a job So she told me to come and meet her boss, which i did dis morning. So, the boss offered me a job to be massaging pipu's body with a fair monthly salary. So i don't kno if to accept dat job, it seems endtime-ish to me So Romancelanders wat do u suggest i do. So i shud accept d job or not?? Lalasticlala

haqueurate:
Guy I resigned from nbc as a manager in commercial department, along with 9 other managers. Some left and went back home
have you herd of the word hell, if not join nbc commercial and see hell
am not trying to scare you, I dont even know you but I wont even recommend nbc to my enemy (commercial)
Stick to you bank job, its your village people trying to get you

OZAOEKPE:
AND HE SHOULD LEAVE OBASANJO, TINUBU, ATIKU AND AMEACHI ROAMING ABOUT FREELY ABI?
YOU BETTER GO GET SENSE......
WHO IS AS CORRUPT AS OBJ IN NIGERIA, OF ATIKU THAT MILKED NAIJA TOOO, OR TINUBU THAT MILKED LAGOS, OR AMEACHI THAT DESTROYED RIVERS.

doctokwus:
Something tells me 2016 wud be an interesting period for one to be a Nigerian.
PMB may become too powerful and popular for even nigeria's good. We need people,no matter how clueless,like Metuh and utterly repulsive like Fayose,to put him on his toes.No one honestly wants a leader nationally acclaimed and totally supported, that's the making of dictatorship and that's what some of the programs outlined by the PMB govt,from 2016,may make him too nationally beloved to become , that oppositing him may look unthinkable.

slimderek:
Post Copied from a boss forgot his handle



Dear Dr Goodluck Jonathan.
Sir, while you have gone.

1.) Those who accused you of cluelessnesss are today taking selfies at the Auto plants and with Made in Nigeria vehicles a dividend of your auto policy.

2.) Those who insulted you and insisted that the Petroleum subsidy program was a scam just approved a 0.5 Trillion naira subsidy scam payment.

3.) The Professor who claimed your successor will definitely bring fuel pump to = N40 have suddenly gone deaf and dumb while fuel prize is currently cruising around 600 naira in some cities.

4.) Those who claimed you were heading to Chad to plan more attacks on us were the first to visit Chad after you left.

5.) Your agricultural policies which yielded a lot of dividend is the next achievement your adversaries are planning to appropriate to themselves.

6.) When the Treasury Single Account was been hailed as a super invention they concealed your name and in scripted theirs, immediately it had little issues they dumped it on you, tomorrow they will claim IPPIS.

7.) They said you lacked the political will to fight insurgency yet most if not all the LGA'S you reclaimed and handed over to them have been lost with unimaginable loss of lives.

8.) Those who claimed the presidential Air fleet was too large and a complete waste of resources have spent over 5 billion naira in just 6 months fuelling the fleet and junketing from one continent to another without any thing to show for it.

8.) You said your ambition was not worth the blood of a single Nigerian you proved it by your actions.

9.) The first female Cadets of the NDA are grateful.

10.) The First set of students from the 11 new federal universities who are now in 400 level are grateful.

11.) The first Sets of students from the University of Petroleum are grateful.

12.) The First sets of Nigerian Pilots trained abroad are Grateful.

13.) The Recipients of the Presidential scholarship scheme for first class students which was recently suspended by our change agents are grateful

14.) The recipients of the Youwwin programme and the Youwwin for women are grateful

15.);The beneficiaries of the innovation in fertiliser distribution will never forget you.
16.) The 1000 Beneficiaries of the TETFUND scholarships for Lecturers in Nigerian Universities are grateful

17.) The generations that will access information via the freedom of information act (FOI) will see your signature

18.) The Millions of Almajiri pupils across Nigeria who benefited from you milk of kindness will live to testify it.

19.) Those who ply the Abuja - Lokoja Benin road will remain thankful

20.) NYSC Members who will benefit and those who have benefited from the increased of allowances from =N= 8216 to =N= 19800 are grateful.

21.) those who benefited from 6000 minimum wage to 18000 minimum wage will forever remain grateful

May heaven and History be kind to you today and Always

You are Still the Best President so far.

God bless GEJ.

buygala:
hmmm

I have nothing to say


Sometimes we stand in the house of a coward and point at the ruins of the house where a brave man once lived..... Chinua Achebe (1987)


cc Dele Giwa, Ken Sarowiwa

PMB, We thank you for setting us back 32 years ... You and your goons have done very well

Durenttt:
is dis ur advice? na ur mama totoo hand go touch. Hediot
lame Nigerians dis z how u advice people if u wnt advice Gerrahere asswipeer

SirLegal:
Well, the posters above me though.


So what is wrong in him praying for Paris? Or doesn't he sympathies with the people of the North when been attacked by BH?.


What we fail to understand is that Nigeria is harbouring BH, just as Somalia is harbouring Al Shabab, and Syria/Iraq ISIS. But which terrorist group is France harbouring?


France is a world power as we all know and during the time of Nicholas Sarkozy, was among the most peaceful country in the world.

The Charlie Hebdo attack took all by surprise eventhough the terrorists were just 2.

But yesternite's attack was something else.



#PrayforPARIS.

ibawon:
How many OEM do you see using MTK chipsets in other part of the world, they are mostly used by Asian Manufacturers especially the Chinese because they are cheaper. Qualcom,Exynos,kirin,Intel are much more popular with other OEM's in the American and European market. But all the same I would still love to rock a Mediatek Helio chipsets phone anyday.

topeayan:
Islam is the only reason while Hausa-fulani are more United than any other tribes in Nigeria. Take Islam out then what you will see is insecurity among them

unearthed:
During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."



Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"

This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed 6 in primary school "brother let us count how much we have got"

The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count.Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank"

This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."
This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers.

It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.

This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!


So who are the real robbers here?



I know the answer,do you?.....

;DD

JAMANZE:
pls what is that senile President trying to do? talkative

JAMANZE:
All what you said bothers on the body language which is the only thing APC and your government gas been deceiving us with. Am yet to see something like buhari has
1) approved the construction of bla bla bla
2) awarded contract for bla bla bla
3)attracted investment of billions of dollars
4)has positioned industries for greater employment opportunities.
etc
in fact I can go on and on. the only thing APC is good at is story telling. liars.
soon what happened to morinho and Chelsea will happen to APC folloqwrs

eme1n:
Because God blessed me with a Big D!CK I should walk around naked??

Koolmexxi:
Some of these fan boys can be really pathetic... BH attacks during the past administration was always attributed to the failings of the then govt and GEJ in particular and to some extent the people were right. Now BH attacks are still continuing and becoming more consistent these days and u still bring up the past govt. .. U guys are definitely suffering from some form of dementia or something. Criticisms are supposed to spur the govt into improving on whatever it is they are doing but if u are out there and still shielding them from criticisms then u are suffering from Apollo of the brains.
Has anyone even noticed these attacks are no longer being reported by some of the media houses unlike before

Fleshly:
I believe this story to be true

All of a sudden nobody is talking of Madueke again.

Buhari and his past are well known to some people, so they know that buhari is just yarning dust... After all IBB threatened at some point to expose buhari's dirty past if buhari does not desist from smearing his name on the marbles of corruption, and guess what just as a sleeping dog buhari went quiet like never.

So for true buhari has once again been threatened to sod off, and he has just mowed down.

AdiscoPele:
All you have written is pure rubbish. Firstly, the issue of Saharareporters getting informations before it gets to public domain is what is called 'investigative journalism'. Even though most people say some bad things about them doesn't mean all they publish or say is wrong.
Also to tell you how wrong you are in your write-up, you said if Saraki is eventually impeached or removed, the Senate goes into the hands of pdp simply because Ekweremadu is the DSP. That's a blatant lie and gross misinformation from your eastern senator. Where you in this country when the likes of Evan Ewerem, Chuba Okadigbo and all the Senate Presidents that were removed? Did any DSP take over or assume Senate President after any of them? Why should it be different now? Get your facts right before you come to such forums to spew rubbish.
Let me tell you, it is because of people like you that Nigeria has refused to grow. Your likes support anything corrupt once they can get something out of it. I bet whatever amount you are been paid or are expecting from your master won't be able to buy you a tokunbo car. My brother, why sell your future and the future of your born and unborn children.
Remember, God said THE WAGES OF SINS OF THE FATHER SHALL BE VISITED ON THE CHILDREN TILL THE FOURTH GENERATION.
Repent of your evil ways before its too late.

rhymz:
There is already a ruling from a federal high court that that has told both parties to hold on until they both appear in court on Monday to clarify if the CCT should go ahead or not.

Why is the CCT in a rush to begin prosecution and disobeying an order from a higher court..... You don't fight illegality with illegality, that's why the likes of EFCC end up not achieving anything with all their initial noise making once they accuse somebody.

Saraki did the right thing, as much as he has a case to answer, he also has a right to fair hearing and to demand that it is properly done, I don't believe in sensationalism that won't yield any results.

Again, anyone that thinks the police will go ahead and arrest Saraki is yet to know how the legal system works. Saraki has smart lawyers that will make sure nothing like that happens, he already has the law by his side not the media....our enforcement agencies need to start smarting up and stop being toothless barking dogs.

frankyychiji:
U nor well!

frankyychiji:
Your hero Buhari is more inconsistent than anyone living under the sun, why not worry about that instead.

holusolar:
Can a man marry his widow sista? Yes/no
Note: if yes den y and if no den y. Gud luck

eme1n:
Tinted goggles..

eme1n:
It be better to killed ya self die! Ya English are enof to stoned you..

nikkiking:
To me destroying the food makes no sense, either the food is spoilt.

Why destroy it when there are thousands of people in need of it.....

This govt self .