₦airaland Forum

coolebux:
You vowed to defend your master to the last.

Narrow minded people on a narrow street.

Guy look for a good spot and park well,you don't have anything to say.

cold:
I pick on dogs my own size,not paperweights

Test your skills to know the bigger dog(your word).

coolebux:
Transfer of illiteracy


All over the world people like you are recognised and called by the name FIRST LADY


oh! I can see Stella crying for you

While they are generally called first ladies ,nothing stops them from any of them from choosing a different nomenclature in order to
differentiate themselves from others .An example is IBB who chose to be called a president instead of Head of State ,former governor
Babangida of Niger state chose to be called chief servant.


MR KEEPER OF LITERACY welldone .

cold:
Lol..kid still can't punch above his weight. Bring your A game bro..what are you? A 6 year old?

Confront him and stop dancing around.You say he has a weak comeback but you dont even have any.

Trailblazer1:


So all this stunt is to make us believe that Aisha Buhari could afford to spend #10.5million for an ordinary watch while her husband had to borrow #27million to buy nomination form.

The fools who you intended to deceive have already been deceived.

But I'm mentally sane, rational and critically minded to believe this bullshi.t

Ok the watch is N10million,now be a good citizen and report to EFCC.
Abi nairaland don become EFCC.

OboloMAN:
This very one was gotten from the above song and credit should be given to him and not buhari

Ok we don hear.Now as a good citizen sue him or forever hold your peace.
ITK (I too know).

barcanista:
Firstly, Yaradua did not even promised public asset declaration. He did it after he was elected and sworn in. Nobody even thought that he would do it. Buhari made a vow and said "He will declare his asset publicly". People were so expectant of him, but he had other plans and yes, he did it in secret. Stop comparing him with Musa

2. You were in limbo when Buhari LIED that he never made any statement to bring back chibok girls? Read that part again....
Do you need his quote?

3. It is irrespnsible to party when a misfortun befalls your country. What is my business with Buhari going to mosque? That is his personal affair. He can even go to shrine if he likes. What is more important than sympathising with your citizens? You seem not to understand the business of governance.


Pls don't quote me on this issue again because I'm not ready for a back and forth with you

Guy park well,Donphilopus has exposed you for what you are;a political analyst wannabe.
Your reaction is quite weak,which shows you did not think out the thread before rushing to
post.These guys(tanoids) goading you to open such threads are jealous of the rep.
you built for yourself in nairaland and they are just happy you are using your hands
to destroy the same reputation you used the same hands to build.

Try and belong to everybody and belong to nobody(esp. TANOIDS).

donphilopus:
The OP of a guy would never stop being a hypocrite. You're talking about assets declaration being made public when it's barely 24hrs that he was sworn-in. If you don't know, it took the late President Yar'adua over a month before he made his assets declaration Public. If I'm not mistaken, he declared his assets 'publicly' around 29th of June 2007 (that was a month after he was inaugurated). Link>>>> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6252442.stm Just a day after Buhari was inaugurated, you're expecting him to have made his assets declaration 'public'. Is that not hypocrisy?!

Secondly, for you to tell us that it's Buhari's responsibility to bring the Chibok Girls before his 1st 100days in Office, then I would say you're hallucinating. If Jonathan could spend 14months as C-I-C without any rescue, then if Buhari's Government should rescue them before the end of this 2015, he must be commended. I would like you to also provide a youtube link to where he said he would bring back the girls. Note and know this, Buhari 'must' not bring back the girls before his 1st 100days.

Thirdly, can you pls let us know the exact time the bomb blast occurred in Maiduguri yesterday?! When Buhari left his guests to attend jumaat Prayers, what did TANoids like you say? Didn't most of you say he shouldn't have left his guests?! If he had issued a statement from there on the Maiduguri attack, wouldn't y'all have said it was wrong for him to issue that statement from there?

Lastly, you guys have problem. If this' how PDP opposition would look like, then President Buhari has nothing to fear because he would 'smoothly' govern us till 2023. Una no just know how to criticise!!!

Thank you for this.

barcanista:
Bros, which one be #Dauradullard again? Una just de allocate new names to Buhari.

Pls react to Donphilopus comment.

RICHIEBOI1:
Colonel Hamid Ibrahim Alli is a brave Kano Prince. He was a military governor of Kaduna state and a diehard IBB boy who is reputed to have made the statement “I can follow IBB to war blindfolded” to show how much he believed in IBB as a general. But that didn’t stop him from looking IBB in the face and telling him he was wrong on the case of the annulment of June 12 1993 elections.

He lost his commission because he refused to support the annulment of the June 12 election and Abacha’s takeover of government instead of handing over to MKO. Despite his famous dislike for MKO, whom he saw as an arrogant man, he insisted justice and fairplay must be done. He demanded MKO be sworn in even if he was a devil.

Rumour has it that he would have been killed if not because he was a blue blood. He left the Army and government unceremoniously, a simple man without money or scandal. According to reports, he is into poultry farming and still drives a 504 Peugeot.

Colonel Hamid Ibrahim Ali is currently undergoing SSS screening in preparation for his appointment.I mmediately there were feelers that he will emerge the next EFCC Chairman, corrupt politicians have been on panic mode. Some have started refunding stolen funds.

http://www.officialpearlmagazineblog.com/2015/05/meet-next-efcc-chairman-buhari-is.html

@OP,this is false information.This is the profile of Colonel Umar and not Colonel hamid Ali.
Colonel hamid Ali was a MILAD under General Abacha.Cross check your info before posting.
Nlanders don't be in a hurry to comment,cross check the info before commenting.

As una no fit win league again,make una manage fa cup


Up Blues

otemanuduno:
exactly then, we won't disappoint

Am anxiously waiting for season 4.Good job,u have my support for all its worth.

chigo93:
without anytin? Kai he'll fire hot oo.
East west road

Agriculture was revolutionised

Rails are back

Airports are certified top notch

How many new universities did he build?

He has laid the ground work for power,hw many power plants did he build?

Bros leave that thing.You and i know all you listed here are paper achievements.
I no fit argue abeg,believe anything that would make you sleep well at night.

chigo93:
And buhari has to probe the siemens scandal and haliburton scandal too oo. See who is talking,an individual who is known to amass wealth not through his industrial or creative ingenuity but by virtue of him being an Army General, a northern bigot. Nigerians these are the guys, I mean d northern oligarchy that will always kick against resource control because they know that wat they will crumble. Northerners are just hmmm mm, smh.Ask him the number of oil wells he owns in the niger delta.Jonathan wz trying 2 fight this kind of in appropriateness but he wasn't focus as to the demands of his office, he too failed. He was in a perfect position to right some wrongs ;by virtue of him being the president, he had great I mean enormous powers,he had the capacity to kick against the wickedness of the north but what did he do, he did nothing,guess dats why retards lyk danjuma have the guts to spew gibberish. Funny enough jonathan never used half of his presidential powers if not Apc wouldn't have even stood the test of time.

This is not about Danjuma but the $60bn debt profile this govt incurred without any thing to show for it.

eistien:
Bros u na genius, na only one me fit ansa

Thanks bros but na person wey fit answer 7 or more na him be the genius,me na learner.
Thanks all the same for your encouragement.

eistien:
Where are the genius in the house? Abeg make una help us out.

3>7 days of the week
4>7 wonders of the world
5>12 signs of the zodiac
8>5 fingers on a hand.
Still trying to figure out the remaining ones.
2>26 letters of the alphabet

Nothing can stop a child from sucking his/her thumb until the child is good and ready to kick the habit.
I stopped sucking my thumb when i was 10years old but before then all kinds of things were tried;bitter leaf,bandaged finger,threats,etc no dice.
Then good ol whitlow came and took it away.

Pokemon43:
correct also haircream

Also lipstick

3-1-2

ejlee:
1=11
2= 22
3=33
4=44
5=55
6=66
11=??

Simple answer, abeg make i enter Toilet Come back then i will copy the Answer

1111 (double the digit on the left side)

Mathematical:
Only guys will understand this

Walking and parking,if you know what i mean.

P.S;Don't ask me to explain,i have said enough already.

Xetima:
Now 10Km is 10,000 metres. To achieve the distance mentioned (i.e. 10Km/hr) our guy performed as follows:
The guy must be doing approximately 167mtrs in per minute or 3 metres per second to hit 10 Km/hr.
Implying if he strides at 1 meter each step he make, he would take 3 steps per second to hit 167mtrs per minute.
No distractions, no tiredness, etc. The biggest joke is the journey from Lagos to Ibadan
This is an incredible LIE

Now the premise of your argument is wrong.You are measuring the distance using conventional vehicular routes,he has not disclosed the route he used but do
you know that the fulani nomads have the routes that they follow and i know it is shorter than the roads vehicles pass.
Try and get your facts right before bashing,if not you will only expose your self as a hater.

This guy is fulani,moving long distances with their legs is nothing new to them.Every year they move their cows from north to south and vice versa .
Kudos to the guy,he no easy.

GenBuhari:
Thief Obasanjo , like his puppeteer masters America, is keen to be seen to be showing implied support to Buhari whilst working secretly with America to remove Buhari; that way after Buhari is eventually removed by whatever means, he can deflect suspicion from himself and position himself to be appointed by the newly image-laundered GEJ to be Interim President until new elections, but his real mission would to preside as America splits up Nigeria.

Word of advice;change your dealer,he is giving you spiked weed.

VOICEOFTHEMASES:
Blindness is when u believe that a man trekked from lagos to abuja in 19days. Got to abuja looking still fresh. A journey that will take 9hours took this man 19days.

He showed up with the same cloth?

Small water bottle?

No umbrella incase of ran?

His cloths are still looking neat?

How about food to eat or was someone coming to feed him?


Chai my people una mumu don over mature. For believe this shit

Guy you are on fire today .You just dey post rubbish here since morning .Someone is making his name and u are here hating on a faceless forum.

barcanista:
@Obiagelli: I have tried to break it to your level pls re-read my comment. The money declared by FIRS is inclusive of ALL earnings accrued to the FG. Where do you think the 4.67trn came from? Lol.. Or you expect the FG to take all 5trn? Do you you think the Oil Companies and other players are Charity organisation? Do you have an idea how much in percentage is for the government? Abeg no fall your hand jare... de

My advice to you is to take a chill pill and wait till December before you start criticising. More over you don't have enough information about our multiple sources of income to make informed opinion, leave those that made the
to fulfil their promises. As an opposition you should wait for them to start their tenure before you criticise. No wonder APC want to
give you guys a crash course in playing opposition. Kudos to Obiageli for her write up,.

The difference between plantain chips and Ikpekere is packaging .
The difference between witch pressing you in your sleep and sleep paralysis is semantics

THE is repeated in the sentence.

Let those that have ears hear ooo

barcanista:
It is a shame that what we witnessed on Saturday was show of ethnic superiority going by the voting pattern. I commend the non igbos/SS that stood by Jonathan beyond ethnic sentiment. But I must point that it will amount to deceit if we think we are united as a people. I am glad I belong to Jonathan's camp though tribal affiliation wasn't my primary purpose. I commend my Igbo Cousins worldwide along with all those that didn't vote along ethnic line irrespective of who they vote for. Everyone to his conscience anyway.

To Asari, I say Senibor please cool down, the struggle for our emancipation as a people(ND and Igbos) has just began. We don't need to spill blood but can take through the diplomatic route. The most important is that our interests are protected as a people and region. We shouldn't take to open confrontration with any ethnic group. More than ever before, we shall remain to advance the course of the Niger Delta and Igbo Struggle in the most noble way available. God bless Niger Delta and the Igbo Nation. God bless All Nigerians.

PDP will bounce back in 2019...
Up GEJ

GEJ ruled for some 5 years no development in the Niger delta apart from making the likes of Asari billionaires.The people of Niger delta have remained as
poor as we have always been,environmental degradation still continued unchecked under GEJ,gas flaring still continued under the outgoing president and he is of
Niger delta extraction.You now come here to say becos a fulani man has been elected by other stake holders in this project called Nigeria there is a gang up against you.
Guy grow up and act your age.To think i once admired your ways of reasoning.
I am from Niger delta and that is where i reside.

Congratulations to all NL progressive.It was a hard battle,but that makes victory all the more sweet.

Seeing Barcanista rejoicing with us here would have been cool but each with his own choice.

Once again SAI BUHARI.