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Rawhumper:
I bleeped my Cousins and later bleeped my two nieces.

The last one was for two good years when she was 16 and she is now into modelling.

I used to press a nurses breast in her chemist Shop when i was much younger, anytime her Child Comes in we pretend nothing happened.

My sisters neighbour that has boutique, i was bleeped her sexy Sales girl one guy should wash The car by buying her gifts but me, i bleeped her Inside her Shop but Inside nobdy caught us....though she objected initially, i told her it wont Take more than 5mins.

I have fingered so many Girls,both in The car and in The shop, none of The female customers ever complained or told my sister.
Some were married, married women sha well Let me not go there.

I have done so many many bad things when it Comes to Sex that i dont need to boast about them.

There is No new Place i relocated to, i dont bleep my immediate neighbours, i have maintained that till date ans never caught except once one of The had to hide me in her wardrobe for hours when her mum suddenly came back...it was my first scary Moments.


All i Can say is women really love sex believe me.

You get mind no be smal o but you really need to stop banging close female relatives

One4me:
Sure, by Shameless GOATS like you, right.

There is nothing to be ashamed of in sex between two adults...monogamy is against nature, the earlier you people accept it the better

kenzysmith:
Good day nairalander I woke up this morning to on my generator so the funnel is close to the bathroom area cause I want to turn feul inside the gen on getting to the bathroom area I heard water noise I was shock to see my landlord peeping through the key hole .he was shock when I caught him he frown and Left I was very shock I also peep through the key o to know who he was peeping and it was our new tenant please am confused should I report the landlord to the lady because this man have grown up kid and a wife very shameful thing.

Save money so you can move to a flat!

These distractions are becoming too frequent

Married women get banged everyday, nothing special there

ObaKlaz:
See the rear view from the mirror. She's one hell of a sinator senator.

The lady will be very sweet in bed

dierich:
I only have twelve disciples.
Kenny
Tijesunimi
Suliyat
Olamide
Yetunde
Ife
Fatima
Lilian
Janet
Odunayo
Wunmi
Bukola

4 virgins among dem. And my present main girl is among d virgins.
I'm 29 years old and started having sex October 2011
I'm selective though. and I've many of females willing to remove there pants for me.

You're a real Gee!

fati2001:
yes... same pple will paint women Black names......

AS IF THEY ARE SAINTS.


HUMANS AND HYPOCRITICALLY .


FUCKIN ANY HOLE UNDER SKIRT = YOU WILL BE PRAISED FOR THAT, BUT WHEN YOU


FUCKI ANYTHING IN THE TROUSER = YOU BE LABELED AS A LOOSE CHEAP COUNTERPART AND...... EXPIRED LIABILITY.



SAME PPLE LOOKING FOR VIRGIN.


BUT SURELY KARMA ISSA BAE (BITCH ).

You sound like you need a good di*king

Chuky7:
I find it hard to say I am attracted to a girl if I don't fantasize and ogle over her body.

I feel I need to see those features to build excitement, to want to talk to her.

but you know religion tells you otherwise. how is it even possible.



Cc Lalasticlala

For me it's not possible

DarrelSutton:
Stop chasing girls, they will only draw you down, and shatter your dreams, they will distract you from making big money...
Las Las, girls na scam...

There is nothing bad in chasing girls so long as you do it with sense.

Toto is sweet!

temblor1:
Have you ever gone down with 4 different ladies in a day? Just like breakfast, lunch, dinner and desert, or a little takeaway till dawn.

I have banged 3 different ladies in under 48 hours before

Scaredd:
No jokes bro, I hate myself seeing the number of puss**s I have bleeped simply because I couldn't control my peni*

There's nothing to regret cos toto is sweet...

My only regret is the ones I narrowly missed banging

nwaimoroseyaho:
When a married ex doesn't respond to your messages but constantly views your social media pages.

It is confusing at times. We didn't break up but got separated cos he traveled abroad and we lost contact.

When he came back I was married but we couldn't see each other, he travelled back and marries a South African lady.

But the few communications we had before he started ignoring me was as if he was angry, every conversation must be diverted to marriage, something like this, : am I the father of your children, you dey vex for me I give you belle? You didn't leave a marker when you had the chance. Etc.

I told him that am sensing he is angry with me but he said not at all. Am married too. He is my first love from secondary school.

We are from the same village. Is this the attitude of a friend?

If I'm your ex I will bang you very well anytime you visit me

Ademoore07:
Hmmm. I was once in that shoe. I hate to chat with such ex. I will rather block her.

I will bang any ex that ever visits me

Oizee:
like seriously? Nemesis will catch up with you sooner than u think

Like it has caught up with Obasanjo Abi?

Confidant010:
This is my fianceè that we're talking about here

Fianceè for 3 years?!

So you want to turn her to Lord of the rings abi?

If someone dates your sister or daughter for 3 years without making any serious commitment would you not advise her to try other options?

Liposure:
Sleeping with a married woman is like toying with the tail of a snake. I rather patronise a hooker than do one mrs

Trust me married women are sweeter than any hooker you can find

What an idiotic way to die

Why would he be banging a married woman in her matrimonial home?

What a terrible way to die

Oga you kept someone's daughter in your house and banged her steady for about 3 years, is that not enough.

Please give another person chance

alaribe1992:
So there was this girl I collected her number, she's a member of her church choir. We've been talking on phone and on WhatsApp, whenever I try to flirt with her during chat, she'll be forming angry that she doesn't condone such things.
I decided to text her, I changed one of my Facebook account to female profile and put some pics. I added the girl, and we started chatting. I told her that I am a bisexual, asked her if she goes down with same sex, she said yes. We talked many erotic things. Damn! I was baffled at the level of bad things this girl said, how she loves watching porn and fingering herself to how she loves men with big gbola..
She even sent me pics of here bare breast.
Yesterday, I jokingly told her on WhatsApp that it was no bra day, that she should send me her braless pic..... fiam she blocked me straight ahead.
Well to cut the story shot, I just went on Facebook and revealed my identity to her and sent her the breast pics of her she sent me.
She isn't online right now, I want to see her reaction, and did I mention that she passes through my house everyday and sometimes I do pass around there shop... These girls forming good girl are all bad girls!!

You should be more concerned about go to get her into bed

Onogiede:
my guy forget oo, hole get different categories oo,��if u know u know

Abeg no mind that guy

datola:
Thick or thin.. It's the same thi after all.

Na lie, them toto no be the same thing

Zzor:
i will change it for you ooo,do you have money to start with?

I have money if that is what you're looking for.

Just be ready for steady banging

godfrey02:
good day nairalanders. happy sunday to you all.
please i need your advice. this is not my real account but an alternate one. matured minds please.
i am a young guy living in lagos. did my service in the north central. met a girl during my service year while at North central, asked her out and it took time before she accepted. was even thru with my service before she accepted to be in a relationship. stayed one year more even after my service, we were together, talk, visit her , she visits too but never spent a night. that i understand she is still living with her parents.
before we started dating she told me she was in a relationship, but some how some how i was able to win her heart.
2020, i moved to lagos for a new job and currently living in lagos, last month i went to visit her at her state (north central) spent some time with her before returning back to lagos.

now this is where i am worried, she told me her ex is allover her now and wants her back. (they are in same state.) what annoyed me most was when i saw a recent photo of her and her ex on her facebook profile. they both went to the studio for the photo-shoot. wearing same outfit. i was at work when i saw the photo on her wall, to be honest with you i was heart broken. but i just had to be strong. in the evening we chatted on whatsapp and i told her i love your new photoshoot. babe denied that she didnt do any photoshot. i just skipped the conversation
last night we were chatting again, and i tried to bring up the issue, thats when she now said she is sorry, she has offened me, that even if her parents get to find out what she did they will disown her and she will hang herself if i ever leave her, so i told her to tell me what she did,

she now open up that her ex has been allover her this few days and wants her back.
i feel unsafe in the relationship because of the distance. i am not there with her and i don;t know whats happening there.
i am about to end the relationship today so she could go back to her ex because i don;t want anything that will hurt me in the future. its still early now and i am willing to let go of the wasted time and resources.

the trust is not there again. she has broken the trust.
we had a heated arguement sometime early this year because of this ex and she vowed never to see him again. but the promise and trust has been broken.
whats your adivce please.
i know if you love someone you won't hurt them, but honestly speaking i am hurt by that photo and her statement that her ex wants her back and has been allover her.

how do i handle this now.
please matured minds. criticisms are welcomed.

I hope you have already banged her


Don't be like Ozo!

Evolutionlove:
Nothing less than Three ladies have approached me In my neighborhood openly asking me about my girlfriend, They even went further to ask me how am I coping with my Sex Life, As In they haven't been seeing any lady/girl with me lately. Infact I'm starting to freak out honestly. They have been on my neck for a while now asking for a Visitation. They are even challenging and threatening me why I wouldn't have a lady/girl.....

Food don come

If I were you I will make sure I bang all of them

MrCork:

my neighbor's fine lookin lightskin wife saw me again this morning & said hello darling. . This is the second time she calling me darling. This is the trick women use when the want sexxxx from u ...they call u *darling* (..truss me.)

Mature advise urgently. ..Please help

It's not a good idea to bang a married woman living in your neighbourhood

I'm ready to meet her in Room 306 let's see who will surrender

Havesomesense:
fat ladies should remain single till eternity, no

Some fat ladies are actually tight and sweet