₦airaland Forum

It’s a vintage phone hence the price. Lol

Jayslicky:
You are not yet emotionally matured to be dating anyone.

Chief, it takes more than emotions to date a Nigerian girl.

Skyfornia:
Okay...majority of women are always ungrateful. Bros find a way to pay her back the money since it's borrowed.

I remembered a lady I was dating back then, someone I have given enough money as gifts, but there was a day I went out with her and suddenly realized I wanted to buy drugs, I borrowed collected 1k from her to complete the money I had with me. Till today that lady is still asking me for that 1k...lol

Pay which money back Seems your head is paining you.

Some Nigeria girls are wicked , she used and dumped you and still want her money back. After all the fucck you gave her during those years, or she thinks it's easy to produce sperms??

etrange:
Lol... I don't know about that. All I know is that sometimes she's fair, sometimes she's dark. There's even a picture where the upper part is fair and the lower part dark. That's awesome!

Conclusively, she’s ugly. End of.

The baby is ‘Their’ baby not ‘Her’ baby.

My dear, the only park we have here is Peace mass park and co.

Come to the house or forget it. My dicck , my rules.

She’s ugly.

Please let’s not argue about this.

Preshy561:
It's a lie cos I don't believe superstitiously. I've seen guys that spend on their girlfriends and are still prospering.
And for the record, I don't depend on any man for a living.

Since you don't depend on any man for a living, how then do you pay your bills? Cos we already know you're jobless.

So, gini mezie

kingemzy5:
Nigeria funny cha oooooo..... Imagine cultist in a gathering to discuss peace.... even soldiers attended the so called "peace accord" and couldn't round the blood thirsty demons up ..... they even served them bottle water And Rice......

Chai!

With lots of cash.

Nigeria summarised!!

Obviously, The man is comparing his wife with dead bodies. Lol

Awon BMC Nairaland branch, the shame is on you guys. After defending your paymasters with big big grammar here, you guys are still stuck with Ogbomoso community school.

Yaradua happens to be the only good person from Katsina state.

Old good days.

You can't call yourself a good driver if you've not drive past Third mainland bridge. There's something demonic about that bridge.

I keep seeing Impregnate.

You can't get Real men with 10K jazz.

Yul, Na man you be!!

Meanwhile, They've been building Second Niger bridge here in Nigeria since 1815.

20K since last year That's too poor bro, upgrade it to 45K before two weeks, she'll give you willingly.

Two chilled-mortuary standard- bottles of Heineken with fish pepper soup.



Thank me later.

Women no dey gree again o. Even our 'Angelic' Asa don join dem.

Una go taya!!

Inconsequential visit.

What’s the economic importance of this visit to our country

I have a friend that pays his gf 50k every month, the funny thing is most guys for area don fucck this same girl rapidly.

We have two types of guys you can’t advice;

1. A guy with money and

2. A guy in love.

It’s better imagined than experienced.

Childish!!

So, out of all the problems in this country, what’s bothering you is how not to hurt a girl you claimed you love

decatalyst:
How?

This disfigured thing?

Depends on how you define ‘Disfigured’.

Congratulations to them.


They should name the child, Ogini Diz, then next one should be called Ogini Dat.

To hustle legitimately in Nigeria now is risky.

Even to relax inside your house with your family now is risky, plane fit crash on your roof.

Nigeria is so hard now.


Rip to a Hustler.

To cheat with this type of woman is justifiable.