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Family › Re: See The Guava Tree My Uncle Warned Me Not To Pluck From by DAVE5(m): 5:17pm On Oct 08, 2020
Pidginwhisper:
and this hit fp. Wow just Wow!

Nonsense and NL mods
I was thinking ‘‘twas something worthy of my data, then I clicked and found out it’s just a man-child post, close to 1 mb data must have been used, well it’s life sha
Celebrities › Re: #EndSARS: Falz, Runtown, Prince Protest In Lekki by DAVE5(m): 1:35pm On Oct 08, 2020
GooseBump:
Burna boy is just a lion with no teeth and claws

While Naira Marley is just an empty drum
Tuface nah the both of them papa
Politics › Re: #EndSARS Lagos Protests (Live Updates) by DAVE5(m): 3:00pm On Oct 07, 2020
michoim:
This one na protest, abi na secondary school demonstration...
Which one you do?
Politics › Re: #EndSARS Lagos Protests (Live Updates) by DAVE5(m): 2:59pm On Oct 07, 2020
ignis:
Is Naira Marley there?
He actually gave the Nigerian police 7 days to change, so we dey wait for am
Celebrities › Re: Thacutegeminme: Why Lil Frosh Beat Me - Girlfriend Breaks Silence by DAVE5(m): 2:56pm On Oct 07, 2020
Kccheechy:
First of all, how old is this girl and lil frog?? Why is she leaving with the boyfriend? Doesn't she have a family?
She wanted to “explore”

Her family go don advice her tire but she believes she’s above 18 and no one can tell her anything or even give her advice, in her head, she knows better than everyone else

If nah my sister, I for don find the guy head ohh
Science/Technology › Re: Scientists Discover 24 Planets With Conditions More Suitable For Life Than Earth by DAVE5(m): 2:36pm On Oct 07, 2020
Pelecius:
It all starts with a presupposition.

If one believes the Bible and that God created the universe, yet made earth a dwelling place for life, then we are alone.

The other (reigning) hypothesis is to believe that God did not create life but life arose from chemicals who assembled themselves just by chance (against all odds), then one can believe that we are not alone and with same believe, chemicals on other 'earth like' planets must have assembled themselves to create (without any intelligence involved)

The question now is that how can you prove that one who has the first presupposition needs help as you claim?
How is the second believe better than the first believe?
Science/Technology › Re: Scientists Discover 24 Planets With Conditions More Suitable For Life Than Earth by DAVE5(m): 2:34pm On Oct 07, 2020
EmmySparky:
nonsense...these are probably light years away...all based on hypothesis...no fact...Earth remains the only suitable Earth known to us....the other universes are largely unexplored cause of their distances...
Celebrities › Re: M.I And Vector Settle long term Beef by DAVE5(m): 10:18pm On Oct 06, 2020
seanwilliam:
Like if you dont give a fhuck grin grin

Car Talk › Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by DAVE5(m): 6:02pm On Oct 06, 2020
abidemidare:
I know him, very good mechanic but his charges is high shaaa
Hmmmnnnnnnnn, I can’t really say if he charged me high, it all boils down to negotiation though

Nah wia u dey work, nah him u go chop; workshop
Celebrities › Re: EndSARS: Naira Marley To Lead Protest Tomorrow, October 6 by DAVE5(m): 12:04pm On Oct 06, 2020
Kylekent59:
I can remember when 2face wanted to, he was threatened. Marley isn't afraid of any baga.
lol, very true, he’s not afraid of any baga

I heard only him carried placards on his two hands walking from ikorodu to epe via ojota,, cms and Ikota

That guy is so brave and fearless
Car Talk › Re: My Experience With A Female Uber Driver Today... by DAVE5(m): 11:09am On Oct 06, 2020
TheCalculator:
Thanks
Do have a Blessed Day Ahead
Thanks, you too
Car Talk › Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by DAVE5(m): 8:50am On Oct 06, 2020
Eddee:
cheesy

Check your inbox, I will send you a contact at Clegg, Ojuelegba.
Ohh, so u sabi Clegg abi, nah Clegg make me get confidence to dey drive Benz ohh cos I Dey fear car wey no get area/major joint wey u fit help ur car

One Nnamdi there sure wella, he got me covered, I just pray I no get car fault wey pass him hand
Car Talk › Re: My Experience With A Female Uber Driver Today... by DAVE5(m): 8:23am On Oct 06, 2020
HeavenlyBang:
What an utterly stupid thread.
A more stupider thread has not surfaced on Nairaland since I’ve been here, who knows, someone might beat him to it

Btw this creepy advert style no work
Car Talk › Re: How A Man Lost His Car Today by DAVE5(m): 8:17am On Oct 06, 2020
Some of us no get access to YouTube , u for narrate wetin happen make we know, now people dey discuss and I no know wetin to discuss

My phone no dey play YouTube videos, nah borrow I borrow data wey I Dey use gan sef
Car Talk › Re: If You Have 20M For Car, What Car Will You Go For? by DAVE5(m): 8:12am On Oct 06, 2020
Volvo sha

I don’t think I would touch one with a stick

Back to the original topic

With 20m the cars on my bucket list would be either or any 2 if the following


Porsche macan
c63 (any year that 20m would buy)
ISF (any year that 20m would buy)
2015 is350


I’m not an SUV guy with exception to macan but I hate g wagons, hate Volvos more though
Celebrities › Re: EndSARS: Naira Marley To Lead Protest Tomorrow, October 6 by DAVE5(m): 9:04pm On Oct 05, 2020
adetoroamos:
Him no get any endorsement so him fit lead protest and he have nothing to loose, I guess he’s doing it for publicity.
You can lead a protest too for publicity nah

I’m not a fan of the Naira Marley, but if he does this, he’d be triple og

Nigerians need to wake, it starts with one person, maybe he’s that one person
Politics › Re: Buhari Approves ₦10 Billion For Census by DAVE5(m): 3:40pm On Oct 05, 2020
tot:
Hahaha. Our darling daddy cheesy
Lol
Politics › Re: Buhari Approves ₦10 Billion For Census by DAVE5(m): 2:13pm On Oct 05, 2020
MrHighSea:
When is the next census?
You want join census board, I Dey sell form ohh
Politics › Re: Buhari Approves ₦10 Billion For Census by DAVE5(m): 2:12pm On Oct 05, 2020
tot:
Smh. Of all the nation's priorities right now, census?

Zombies, where are you? Come and praise this action.
The zombies are coming

The meatguy go flog you today, u want to be sarcastic with his darling daddy abi
Health › Re: Cost Of Tooth Extraction by DAVE5(m): 12:38pm On Oct 05, 2020
Delightful8:
Okay. You can try the garlic therapy.
You are welcome
Garlic therapy, I haven’t heard of that, but I’m very sure I won’t be able to go through with garlic therapy cos the smell alone would hurt more than a tooth ache (slightly exaggerated)
Health › Re: Cost Of Tooth Extraction by DAVE5(m): 11:27am On Oct 05, 2020
Delightful8:
Hello! I just want to ask if you had found a solution to your tooth stuff.
Thanks
Ohhh, went a clinic since ‘‘twas still lockdown period then, drugs were prescribed and I haven’t really felt much pain since, just once or twice only, but very manageable, I’d sort out other solutions if the pain becomes a burden


Thanks so much, I really do appreciate
Culture › Re: Why Do Adults Find "How Are You?" Insulting? by DAVE5(m): 11:22am On Oct 05, 2020
mikezuruki:
I have noticed that adults in this part of the world perceive that to be insult.

They feel belittled and disrespected.

Why?
Ask an American “how was your night?”

When you go to Rome, behave like the Romans
Crime › Re: NSCDC Official Shoots DSS Operative Dead In Osun by DAVE5(m): 10:55am On Oct 05, 2020
GMBuhari:
He was probably high on something, RIP to the dead though



Sometimes these trigger happy people forget that their gun's recoil is strong enough to change the direction of the gun you are holding , esp AK and other automatic rifles

You are not Boko haram or ISIS you are not in a parade , why are you shooting

Now you'll loose your job, get prosecuted and probably end up in jail for man slaughter


so much for jubilation
If he knows the “right people” he’ll be transferred to another state or unit, case would be closed

This is Nigeria

Mediocrity is the order of the day, we even celebrate mediocrity

I don’t pray to return to this country in my next 100 lives
Health › Re: Cost Of Tooth Extraction by DAVE5(m): 10:47am On Oct 05, 2020
Delightful8:
Thanks. I was told 15k and I was kind of shocked.
Hullo, got a mail notification from you, anything for me
Politics › Re: Eunice Uzor Kalu: We Will Rescue Abia From Bad Governance by DAVE5(m): 10:47am On Oct 04, 2020
omimigaius:
Guy, that woman is so powerful that even the then governor(her son) , can not call her to order. Powerful spiritual things. She exhibits it without care or caution.
Wow, we’re in deep shît in this country mehn

A governor’s relative exhibit powers!!!
Politics › Re: Eunice Uzor Kalu: We Will Rescue Abia From Bad Governance by DAVE5(m): 8:31am On Oct 04, 2020
JAMO84:
We must do Otoge in Abia. Abians must be rescued from their 22 years slavery to the PDP. PDP cannot continue to make SE the poverty capital of southern Nigeria.


I AM DONE TALKING
I hope you would come to an understanding one day that it’s not about pdp or apc in this Nigeria, we need to chase all of them away, no be them them dey run from one party to the other?

We need to take back power from those greedy bastards
Politics › Re: Eunice Uzor Kalu: We Will Rescue Abia From Bad Governance by DAVE5(m): 8:26am On Oct 04, 2020
Omihanifa:
See who dey talk undecided

Silly woman that is fond of slapping commissioners and local government chairmen when her ex-convict son was in power angry

#obasanjo toy
Wait ohh, his mother was that powerful?

Abi u dey pull my legs ni
Crime › Re: SARS Shot A Young Man In Ughelli, Delta State (video) by DAVE5(m): 8:11am On Oct 04, 2020
Or11:
And those that kill for rituals pretending to be Yahoo boys. Those whose victims committed suicide from frustration from being scammed, those who had heart attack from frustration and so on. Maybe when SARS continues the killing they will quit the scams from fear of being next.
The right way to go about these things is to charge any criminal or offender to court while the court prescribe a punishment, the way the SARS guys gunned down a yahoo boy is how they attack non yahoo boys as well
Crime › Re: SARS Shot A Young Man In Ughelli, Delta State (video) by DAVE5(m): 8:08am On Oct 04, 2020
visiondee:
This is just so bad, SARS and NPF in general needs total reform. There must be STOP to this brutality and maiming of life.
There’s no SARS in the north...

Reforming would still keep all the current police guys right?

It’s like voting in buhari and expecting the daft bastard to fix the country when he actually performed very badly as head of state in 1984, it’s also like campaigning for Atiku to become president when we all know he is a big thief, he’d simply continue his stealing while we pray and hope he leaves the seat after 4 years of decadence

since we’ve never stood our grounds, reformed police and SARS would continue mode of operation after reform cos they know we can’t and won’t do anything, when we want a change of things, we know what to do

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