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virginboy1:
Coming from a self acclaimed Christian. Is this how to advice or persuade a depressed person to follow Christ?

Religious people like you in Nigeria are scams...Spits.

Our over religiousness in this country would not allow us move forward

Imagine what the idiot religious mumu wrote, someone is seeking help, people just wrote go to Jesus and then seek legal means to bring the baby daddy to book, so their religiousness didn't tell them about forgiveness too

Person talk say she get problem and seeking a means out of her misery and all that can be offered is go to Jesus and that's it, so Jesus would come down and give her a helping hand

Before I start blasphem make I leave the matter

I hope and pray the op gets a lasting solution though, her helper is on the way

It seems he want to upgrade abi is he relocating or nah distress sale

Well make I help am market too

First body
Distress sale
Owner wants to upgrade and then travel abroad
Used mildly

kunki90:
Disclaimer: not in all cases are these lies but in most cases they usually are.

They will tell you the car is :

1) Banker used or doctor used
2) Its a woman that used it and so
3) The A/C is chilling o, you will just refill it - big scam
4) First body -; car that they have used paint to bastardize
5) Distress sale - it’s because the owner needs money


Add yours

Cars used by women are generally the worst types of used cars to buy in my opinion

Most women don't care about the well being of their cars, just hop in and drive anytime they need to get from point A to B

senator2k9:
Bro pls send me ur WhatsApp number. I intend buying a C300 soon. I want to knw issues with the car n wat I should look out for. Mine is 08034059397

Kk boss

My digit ends with 713

ThatFairGuy:
I think we've had enough


"Ghana cannot be trading freely and living in Ecowas couuntries, whilst everyday in Ghana our citizens are humiliated and molested.
Else we return all Ghanaians to live and do business in Ghana and put an end to all this nonsense"

What can you do since you've had enough of it?

Ategberoson:
imagine over $6,000 sent already



exchange rate 384×6000= 2304000



before you know it Voom! dem don buy SUV, Benz and other car, going to clubs, sleeping in hotel, carrying olosho

And the money would finish


Those guys are heartless, ripping off other people to live flamboyant for 2 weeks

SmartProf:
So after spending billions for so called test kits, what next? Serious nations like Russia have developed a vaccine for same virus, meanwhile we are still here adding and multiplying what to loot from same covid 19.

They want to cashout quickly before the vaccine becomes available like pure water nah

Arrowss:
Dating is like a knife, what you use it for is what matters, some could use a knife to kill, some could simply use it to cook. The longetivity of one's dating doesn't mean mean the marriage will b a success nor a failure, also, if som1 meets someone today and marry her or say follow the ancestral way doesn't mean the marriage will fail nor be a success. If a car crushes someone this second and one of the onlooker is seeing that and his house is still thousands of miles away, yet he wdnt treck home for fear of accident, so, one cannot say he or she wd not date again, to avoid what? Sexually immoralities? Is that all? Is dating only where one can find sexual immoralities? How about in marriage who doesn't even have a gf can commit sexual immoralities through lusts, remember what Jesus said. So God help us bro

You have spoken well

EgunMogaji2:
Having to go through all that is criminal on behalf of the telco IMHO. And therein lies my issue.

True though, given the situation, we make do with what we are given

It's the Nigerian hustle as we all know

sodiqapril:
Thank God ooo..hope it's not politics sha.....but on a more serious note..a big shame on all Nigerian public universities, professors, research institutes (that's if we have one) no single research or anything to combat covid-19. Even if it's testing kit. As usual we wait on the oyinbos to come to rescue..

While our useless professors set exam questions on subjects they've never experimented with

superCleanworks:
Action Boss
Talk and Work Boss
Leader Material Boss

you hardly see him on news for rubbish
and his words are carved in stone.
Even put his child on the line. Confident Boss.
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imagine any Nigerian leader making such a solid statement in a world class life and death situation. Story

Please don't indirectly insult our able president, his wife is in a Dubai hospital receiving treatment for neck pain, so he needs all the emotional support he can get

sanyablaze:
Social Media Influencer Adeherself who was recently released from EFCC custody after she was arrested over alleged fraud, has opened up on life after her ordeal with the anti-graft agency.

In a video statement, the comedy skit maker revealed how life has been traumatizing for her and how she had to undergo counseling to stay intact.

She went further to state that friends and family have been there to guide and support her through this trying time, but the trauma she is experiencing is making life so unbearable for her.

We hope she finds help in the right places

Watch Video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm6PiK7bV2g

One question: please how did you attach that video to your post, I have a video I need to attach here on nairaland

vanida6:
So were re does #50 #50 bribe den dey colect dey go nah

Ashawos are with most of it, like 90%, so somehow we are sponsoring some people's philandering ways and putting food on some ashawos girls' tables

Ugly truth

EgunMogaji2:
100% agreement. Except it eats up data especially the photos to iCloud.

I miss my unlimited data plans in the USA.

Hmmnn, data has never been an issue for me

I think smile offers something similar close to unlimited but conditional

Data has never been my problem

I use spectranet, 10k equals 25gig + midnight unlimited + roll over, plus one trick to it, if the validity 30 days is up, they send me messages that I can get 100% data bonus, so I wait till I get the message then sub and get 25gig plus 25gig bonus, do all my YouTube and others in the daytime while I save heavy downloads for midnight

As an OG though I use smile, spectranet and Airtel mifi plus my etisalat mobile data (I can't afford to be out of data, that would be suicidal) lol

EgunMogaji2:
Okay, I got you.

I’m on the Apple ecosystem from day one.

That ecosystem is the best thing since Ghana jollof rice

Can't wait to get back, my work output has reduced since I left, apple ecosystem just makes computing and mobile life for a businessman like me less cumbersome

jerryidinoba:
You are only just deceiving yourself! What can an Iphone do that this mad tech smartphone can't do? This OPPO A92 is the real deal mehn.

Oga make we no lie to ourselves ohh

iPhone different from other phones

I'm using oppo a1k :39,900

But mehn, I miss my iPhone die, I no get money to buy

I was also using note series along every iPhone I used but the notes were always biting dust in my bag, my office guys go dey yab me say I suppose dash out the phone since I wasnt using

EgunMogaji2:
My previous phone was iPhone 7 with 256gb. As best as I could try I’ve never used more than 30gb on it.

I have iPhone 11 now and it’s only 64gb and that’s with a 5.5gb movie on it, I’m at less than half full. It has dual sim.

Unless I’m not fully understanding your post.

I was just being witty, shots fired at iPhone users

I'm a total iPhone lover, been using them since iPhone 3gs, 5s, 7, x

There was always a second phone alongside my iPhones, mostly Samsung notes (1, edge, 4, 8 )

But right now, I'm using the cheapest worthy phone I could afford; oppo a1k 39,900 only and I'm thinking why I spent crazy money to buy iPhone x

Esseite:
Talking from experience as a fleet manager:

This is absolute madness, you could have just told new entrants not to even think venturing into the business..this may obviously not be a problem for uber and bolt, but if this eventually has a ripple effect on the drivers via increase of service commission, they can kiss their ass goodbye from Nigerian fleet managers whom are the power house of the ride-hailing companies, of which many are pulling out in droves today..

- Total purchase of a (non-rusted) regular corolla including registrations and starter pack/kit - 2m
- Average income /week (full time) - N100,000
- minimum Fueling/week - N30,000
- Commission remittance (currently) - N25,000
- average e-hail coy commission - 25% - N25,000
- Drivers earning 20k or less per week for being 112hrs on the road out of 168hrs, that is terrible but everyone is trying to survive..

- Fleet managers take home/week - (N25,000)..
Monthly sum - (N100,000)

inevitable expense projections:
Service - (N8,000 monthly)
- Monthly tire change projection (used) (N7,000)
- Monthly repairs projection (dollar rise in parts) - (15,000)
- Fines/levies/impound/tolls provision - (5,000)
- Driver short pays and run-aways - (5,000) or could cost you a whole week if not two.
- Logistics, tracking & follow ups - (5,000)
- Monthly Comprehensive insurance - (7,000)

Average monthly income after deductions - N50,000(madness).. e.g with N10m(5 cars) you barely make 250k monthly on a depreciating asset you dont control prices neither do you have the final decision.(who is that stupid?)

Vehicle replacement - 2m/N50,000 = 40mths (if it's a full-time business, it's impossible to save 100% of that income..4 years approx with all things being equal is almost impossible for a car virtually 18hrs on the road.. it may encounter major accidents, engine change, gear box change, AC issues during the period which does not just cut down massively on the capital recovery or wipe it all out, but inturn increases the capital recovery period of the vehicle aswell, well beyond the projected 40mths..

With this projections alongside increase in dollar /fuel which directly affects repair cost, reduces returns drastically, coupled with the shrinking economy that reduces riders, who in his right senses would remain in such business if a service charge is increased that affects both fleet managers and drivers?..

We go all carry gun las las... bye

Jeez...

The government is just so heartless


7k comprehensive insurance per month?

Like you said

We go all carry gun laslas

The government is over flexing on people's sweat, some idiots say the government didn't take their money so they can't complain when in reality the government is literally coming to our house with guns

Bike services were completely stopped; boom
Now e-ride hailing would be taxed the fūck out which would result in increases of fare prices, and we still sit in our homes being docile as usual

Very soon the government would tax us for even being alive

Hmmnn

These phones companies just want to milk the entire world dry

My brain: iPhone 11 pro and note 10
My pocket: oppo a1k


For the record, my oppo has 2 sim slots and a memory card slot, iPhone users can't get that in their biggest project; iPhone 11 pro max

Maybe 12 would have it

Samakus:
Covid-19 is really not just a health wrecker, it's much more a moral wrecker.

I know a lot of very young people who have told me point blank that they're not going back to school after Covid-19. Reason being that 'dem don enter Street'. One day, this 'street' will be over populated and the 'magas' very few that the 'street' won't be paying as well as it is now. What happens to these young people? Na to carry arms


On the flip side, tomorrow is my birthday!! Samakus is a flagship LEO. Wish me well

That ur last statement;

what happens to these young people? Is exactly what I asked myself, because they would get used to free money and not working, then they'll turn to more violent approach

Las Las, we go find out

Happy birthday in addy

hitekk:
Nne imaka, anyanwu ututu

I concur 100%

No makeup gan

Arrowss:
That understudy, verify is just synonyms of dating, dats what one does in dating, so u determine how long u understudy or verify, weather 1 or 2 months or 20 years as u have exaggerated, besides, that ancestral way its so not it at all, very wrong and you kW it, so the thing is, its how one runs his or her dating is what matters, weather in bad ways or good ways

This generation has turned dating to sex tour, nowadays all in the name of court and finding the right one, girls don turn sex slaves, one guy on this same nairaland posted his wife to be baby bump as pre-wedding photos, his claims were if the girl doesn't carry belle he can't wife her, I understand it's probably to see if she hasn't destroyed hey womb, but if at all her womb had been scattered from excess abortion, shei no be the guy fellow guys give her belle?

On front page this weekend one guy posted that his padi had lost interest in a girl his friend wanted to marry that is now pregnant for his said friend and the girl was good to him when he was down, who would now carry the pregnant lady on her head,

u go marry after-one?

Somebody said Bible said 2 cannot work unless they agree, my understanding of that statement is if you guys refuse to work, you can not work whether you court for 20 years or not


Let me not drift, in most cases dating/courting leads to sex which leads to pregnancy

I no be saint ohh..


My own matter heavy, I can't cast myself here but e hot, thank God for his mercies

Zzor:
very true,therrs nothing like dating,its a gradual process to fornication

You don talk am finish...

We like to twist things to suit ourselves

One Christian group shared flyers back in my school days that youth should attend and learn how to date in a Christian way, seriously University students should date in a Christian way, I nearly lambast the guy wey give me flyer

Process of dating these days

First day, no touching
Second day, u get comfy around ur new spouse
3rd day, hold hands
4th day, holding hand become boring, so you peck
5th day, kissing since pecking has involved
6th day, kissing becomes boring
7th day, press nyash
8th day, nyash becomes stale
9th day, finger follow work hard
10th ....
11th ...


This process continues till they break up and find new partners, the process repeats, all the while they're still getting to know each other while increasing their body count

Patrioticman007:
Hypocrisy !!!.

Best part is we're nothing but hypocrites in the hands of fairness

Lol

Las Las, all of us follow be hypocrite, e still no mean say make we no talk true

Arrowss:
So that means the day you see the girl is dat same day you take her to the alter right?

Haba, no be so nah

The normal thing I believe should be meet a girl or your parents would have chosen one for you (our traditional ancestral ways), you can decide to understudy her or not based on if your parent or you can verify she's of good behavior

All this courtship of 20 years is just total thrash on my opinion

anonimi:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6391004_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188

Haba, upon say I put partial caveat emptor, you still found a way to guilt shame me

I said if he's not a Christian, there's no basis for my statement

Me sef, I do premarital sex Wella and said I myself I'm a sinner man

I still said if I turned back the hands of time, I probably would still do premarital sex

I wasn't trying to say this or that is right or wrong, neither did I judge anyone

Me myself I sin Wella... Love is easy and I live that way

Another story

Nbotee:
Some of these pastors will jus open their mouth and spill anything jus to sound relevant. He shld jus ask Christians to look for a gal dey want to marry and work for the family like Jacob did




If na from clap dance dey start, how d marriage go jus start den wen una no clap?

The dance I meant there if you reason am well nah premarital sex which our Christian faith tells us is a sin

So if you are not a Christian or don't uphold the Christian faith strong, there's no bases in my statement

Don't get me wrong, I'm a sinner man too, if I could turn back the hands of time, I don't know if I would omit that particular sin cos e take style sweet but truth is truth from north to south, sin is sin from north to south too, our cultures here in n naija doesn't support premarital sex too

Very true

Nah from clap dance dey start